“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Can’toperate theflap on themail dropboxTrying toship toMexicoSomeonestarts aclaim“Do youguys haveboxes?”Someonecuts thelineBox holdercan’t gettheir boxopen“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Someoneparks inthe loadingzoneSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signYou sell achargingcable orearbudsCan’t findthe maildrop boxAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to you181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shop303has nomail...“Do youhavemoneyorders?”“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”Someonegets stickershock andleavesNopackagesfor 102Comes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoption"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Lily getscomplimentedon earringsDancomesto visit!Modemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDUnreadableshippinglabelAflirty/uncomfyold manNailsalonsmellPetecomesto visit!Receiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeSomeonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirely“Why is itsoexpensive?”Store iscomplimentedon musicOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildNopackagesfor 120Yousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themSomeonecomplimentsnailsUSPSQRCODE(yay!)No shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offDadcomesto visit!“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Can’toperate theflap on themail dropboxTrying toship toMexicoSomeonestarts aclaim“Do youguys haveboxes?”Someonecuts thelineBox holdercan’t gettheir boxopen“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Someoneparks inthe loadingzoneSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signYou sell achargingcable orearbudsCan’t findthe maildrop boxAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to you181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shop303has nomail...“Do youhavemoneyorders?”“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”Someonegets stickershock andleavesNopackagesfor 102Comes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoption"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Lily getscomplimentedon earringsDancomesto visit!Modemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDUnreadableshippinglabelAflirty/uncomfyold manNailsalonsmellPetecomesto visit!Receiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeSomeonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirely“Why is itsoexpensive?”Store iscomplimentedon musicOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildNopackagesfor 120Yousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themSomeonecomplimentsnailsUSPSQRCODE(yay!)No shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offDadcomesto visit!

Hot Mess Express "KINKO" - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “How much do stamps cost these days?"
  2. Can’t operate the flap on the mail drop box
  3. Trying to ship to Mexico
  4. Someone starts a claim
  5. “Do you guys have boxes?”
  6. Someone cuts the line
  7. Box holder can’t get their box open
  8. “You have the best greeting cards!”
  9. Someone parks in the loading zone
  10. Someone asks if Kait and Lys are sisters
  11. New mailbox within first/last 30min store is open
  12. Someone tries to go past the staff only sign
  13. You sell a charging cable or earbuds
  14. Can’t find the mail drop box
  15. An elderly person who doesn't speak to you
  16. 181 curses out loud to himself in the shop
  17. 303 has no mail...
  18. “Do you have money orders?”
  19. “I didn’t know you guys were here!”
  20. Someone gets sticker shock and leaves
  21. No packages for 102
  22. Comes in for overnight, goes with cheapest option
  23. "This isn't a UPS store?"
  24. Lily gets complimented on earrings
  25. Dan comes to visit!
  26. Modem from Xfinity or CenturyLink
  27. Someone compliments Lys' tattoos
  28. Someone shows up for fieldprint without adequate ID
  29. Unreadable shipping label
  30. A flirty/uncomfy old man
  31. Nail salon smell
  32. Pete comes to visit!
  33. Receiptless drop-off is left in the wrong place
  34. Someone hands you their phone for tech support
  35. Receiptless drop-off waits in line and misses the sign entirely
  36. “Why is it so expensive?”
  37. Store is complimented on music
  38. Out-of-control unsupervised child
  39. No packages for 120
  40. You successfully sell stamps to someone who didn't come in for them
  41. Someone compliments nails
  42. USPS QR CODE (yay!)
  43. No shipping label left in receiptless drop off
  44. Dad comes to visit!