<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Well thebreedersays""Eversince hegotfixed...""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I readonlinethat...""Wow,you guysare busy""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I work inthemedicalfield""Shenever actslike this athome""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I nevergot amessage""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx) "...grainfree...""Do youhavepaymentplans?""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Justneed anail trimonly....""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Well thebreedersays""Eversince hegotfixed...""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I readonlinethat...""Wow,you guysare busy""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I work inthemedicalfield""Shenever actslike this athome""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I nevergot amessage""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx) "...grainfree...""Do youhavepaymentplans?""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Justneed anail trimonly....""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  2. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  3. "Well the breeder says"
  4. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  5. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  6. "I can't catch my cat...."
  7. "I read online that..."
  8. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  9. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  10. "I work in the medical field"
  11. "She never acts like this at home"
  12. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  13. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  14. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  15. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  16. "I never got a message"
  17. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  18. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  19. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  20. "...grain free..."
  21. "Do you have payment plans?"
  22. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  23. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  24. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"