"I can'tcatch mycat....""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Justneed anail trimonly....""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I nevergot amessage""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Eversince hegotfixed..." "...grainfree..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I readonlinethat...""I work inthemedicalfield""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Wow,you guysare busy""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I can'tcatch mycat....""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Justneed anail trimonly....""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I nevergot amessage""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Eversince hegotfixed..." "...grainfree..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I readonlinethat...""I work inthemedicalfield""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Wow,you guysare busy""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I can't catch my cat...."
  2. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  3. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  4. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  5. "She never acts like this at home"
  6. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  7. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  8. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  9. "I never got a message"
  10. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  11. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  12. "...grain free..."
  13. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  14. "I read online that..."
  15. "I work in the medical field"
  16. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  17. "Well the breeder says"
  18. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  19. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  20. "Do you have payment plans?"
  21. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  22. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  23. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  24. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"