"Well thebreedersays""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone) "...grainfree...""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""I nevergot amessage""I work inthemedicalfield""Justneed anail trimonly....""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Eversince hegotfixed...""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Wow,you guysare busy""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I readonlinethat...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I can'tcatch mycat....""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone) "...grainfree...""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""I nevergot amessage""I work inthemedicalfield""Justneed anail trimonly....""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Eversince hegotfixed...""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Wow,you guysare busy""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I readonlinethat...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I can'tcatch mycat....""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. "Well the breeder says"
  2. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  3. "...grain free..."
  4. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  5. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  6. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  7. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  8. "I never got a message"
  9. "I work in the medical field"
  10. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  11. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  12. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  13. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  14. "She never acts like this at home"
  15. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  16. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  17. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  18. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  19. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  20. "Do you have payment plans?"
  21. "I read online that..."
  22. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  23. "I can't catch my cat...."
  24. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"