"Shenever actslike this athome""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""Justneed anail trimonly....""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby> "...grainfree...""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"I can'tcatch mycat....""Eversince hegotfixed...""I work inthemedicalfield""Wow,you guysare busy""I readonlinethat...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I nevergot amessage""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""Justneed anail trimonly....""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby> "...grainfree...""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"I can'tcatch mycat....""Eversince hegotfixed...""I work inthemedicalfield""Wow,you guysare busy""I readonlinethat...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I nevergot amessage""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "She never acts like this at home"
  2. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  3. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  4. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  5. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  6. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  7. "Well the breeder says"
  8. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  9. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  10. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  11. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  12. "...grain free..."
  13. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  14. "I can't catch my cat...."
  15. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  16. "I work in the medical field"
  17. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  18. "I read online that..."
  19. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  20. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  21. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  22. "Do you have payment plans?"
  23. "I never got a message"
  24. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"