"Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I can'tcatch mycat....""Wow,you guysare busy"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I work inthemedicalfield""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..." "...grainfree...""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I readonlinethat...""Justneed anail trimonly....""I nevergot amessage""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Well thebreedersays""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Eversince hegotfixed...""Shenever actslike this athome""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I can'tcatch mycat....""Wow,you guysare busy"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I work inthemedicalfield""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..." "...grainfree...""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I readonlinethat...""Justneed anail trimonly....""I nevergot amessage""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Well thebreedersays""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Eversince hegotfixed...""Shenever actslike this athome""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)..."

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  2. "Do you have payment plans?"
  3. "I can't catch my cat...."
  4. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  5. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  6. "I work in the medical field"
  7. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  8. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  9. "...grain free..."
  10. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  11. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  12. "I read online that..."
  13. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  14. "I never got a message"
  15. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  16. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  17. "Well the breeder says"
  18. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  19. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  20. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  21. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  22. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  23. "She never acts like this at home"
  24. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."