"Shenever actslike this athome""Well thebreedersays" "...grainfree...""Justneed anail trimonly....""I nevergot amessage""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I can'tcatch mycat....""Wow,you guysare busy""Eversince hegotfixed..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I readonlinethat...""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I work inthemedicalfield""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Shenever actslike this athome""Well thebreedersays" "...grainfree...""Justneed anail trimonly....""I nevergot amessage""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I can'tcatch mycat....""Wow,you guysare busy""Eversince hegotfixed..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I readonlinethat...""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I work inthemedicalfield""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "She never acts like this at home"
  2. "Well the breeder says"
  3. "...grain free..."
  4. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  5. "I never got a message"
  6. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  7. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  8. "I can't catch my cat...."
  9. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  10. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  11. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  12. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  13. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  14. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  15. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  16. "I read online that..."
  17. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  18. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  19. "Do you have payment plans?"
  20. "I work in the medical field"
  21. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  22. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  23. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  24. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"