"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I nevergot amessage""Eversince hegotfixed...""I readonlinethat...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Justneed anail trimonly....""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Wow,you guysare busy""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..." "...grainfree...""Well thebreedersays""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I work inthemedicalfield""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Do youhavepaymentplans?""I nevergot amessage""Eversince hegotfixed...""I readonlinethat...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Justneed anail trimonly....""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Wow,you guysare busy""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..." "...grainfree...""Well thebreedersays""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""I work inthemedicalfield"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  2. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  3. "Do you have payment plans?"
  4. "I never got a message"
  5. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  6. "I read online that..."
  7. "I can't catch my cat...."
  8. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  9. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  10. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  11. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  12. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  13. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  14. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  15. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  16. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  17. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  18. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  19. "...grain free..."
  20. "Well the breeder says"
  21. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  22. "She never acts like this at home"
  23. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  24. "I work in the medical field"