"I work inthemedicalfield""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Shenever actslike this athome""Well thebreedersays""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Eversince hegotfixed...""Do youhavepaymentplans?"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Justneed anail trimonly....""I readonlinethat...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx) "...grainfree...""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Wow,you guysare busy""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I can'tcatch mycat....""I nevergot amessage""I work inthemedicalfield""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Shenever actslike this athome""Well thebreedersays""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Eversince hegotfixed...""Do youhavepaymentplans?"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Justneed anail trimonly....""I readonlinethat...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx) "...grainfree...""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Wow,you guysare busy""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I can'tcatch mycat....""I nevergot amessage"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I work in the medical field"
  2. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  3. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  4. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  5. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  6. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  7. "She never acts like this at home"
  8. "Well the breeder says"
  9. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  10. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  11. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  12. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  13. "Do you have payment plans?"
  14. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  15. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  16. "I read online that..."
  17. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  18. "...grain free..."
  19. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  20. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  21. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  22. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  23. "I can't catch my cat...."
  24. "I never got a message"