<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I readonlinethat...""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I can'tcatch mycat....""Wow,you guysare busy""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Well thebreedersays""Eversince hegotfixed...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Justneed anail trimonly....""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet) "...grainfree...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I work inthemedicalfield""I nevergot amessage""Shenever actslike this athome""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I readonlinethat...""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I can'tcatch mycat....""Wow,you guysare busy""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Well thebreedersays""Eversince hegotfixed...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Justneed anail trimonly....""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet) "...grainfree...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I work inthemedicalfield""I nevergot amessage""Shenever actslike this athome""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  2. "I read online that..."
  3. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  4. "I can't catch my cat...."
  5. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  6. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  7. "Well the breeder says"
  8. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  9. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  10. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  11. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  12. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  13. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  14. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  15. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  16. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  17. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  18. "...grain free..."
  19. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  20. "Do you have payment plans?"
  21. "I work in the medical field"
  22. "I never got a message"
  23. "She never acts like this at home"
  24. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)