"Shenever actslike this athome""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I work inthemedicalfield""I readonlinethat...""Eversince hegotfixed...""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I nevergot amessage""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Wow,you guysare busy"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"Do youhavepaymentplans?""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks" "...grainfree...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Justneed anail trimonly....""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Shenever actslike this athome""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I work inthemedicalfield""I readonlinethat...""Eversince hegotfixed...""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I nevergot amessage""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Wow,you guysare busy"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"Do youhavepaymentplans?""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Well thebreedersays""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks" "...grainfree...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""Justneed anail trimonly....""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "She never acts like this at home"
  2. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  3. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  4. "I work in the medical field"
  5. "I read online that..."
  6. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  7. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  8. "I can't catch my cat...."
  9. "I never got a message"
  10. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  11. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  12. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  13. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  14. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  15. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  16. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  17. "Do you have payment plans?"
  18. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  19. "Well the breeder says"
  20. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  21. "...grain free..."
  22. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  23. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  24. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"