"I work inthemedicalfield""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Justneed anail trimonly....""Eversince hegotfixed...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I nevergot amessage"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Well thebreedersays""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I can'tcatch mycat....""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Wow,you guysare busy""I readonlinethat...""Shenever actslike this athome" "...grainfree...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Do youhavepaymentplans?""I work inthemedicalfield""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Justneed anail trimonly....""Eversince hegotfixed...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I nevergot amessage"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Well thebreedersays""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I can'tcatch mycat....""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Wow,you guysare busy""I readonlinethat...""Shenever actslike this athome" "...grainfree...""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Do youhavepaymentplans?"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I work in the medical field"
  2. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  3. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  4. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  5. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  6. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  7. "I never got a message"
  8. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  9. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  10. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  11. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  12. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  13. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  14. "Well the breeder says"
  15. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  16. "I can't catch my cat...."
  17. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  18. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  19. "I read online that..."
  20. "She never acts like this at home"
  21. "...grain free..."
  22. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  23. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  24. "Do you have payment plans?"