"...grainfree..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Justneed anail trimonly....""I can'tcatch mycat....""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Well thebreedersays"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Shenever actslike this athome""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I work inthemedicalfield""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I readonlinethat...""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I nevergot amessage""Eversince hegotfixed...""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Wow,you guysare busy""Do youhavepaymentplans?""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo" "...grainfree..."<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""Justneed anail trimonly....""I can'tcatch mycat....""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"Well thebreedersays"<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Shenever actslike this athome""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I work inthemedicalfield""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I readonlinethat...""Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""I nevergot amessage""Eversince hegotfixed...""I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""Wow,you guysare busy""Do youhavepaymentplans?""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo"

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "...grain free..."
  2. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  3. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  4. "Just need a nail trim only...."
  5. "I can't catch my cat...."
  6. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  7. "Well the breeder says"
  8. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  9. "She never acts like this at home"
  10. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  11. "I work in the medical field"
  12. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  13. "I read online that..."
  14. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  15. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  16. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  17. "I never got a message"
  18. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  19. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  20. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  21. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  22. "Do you have payment plans?"
  23. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  24. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"