Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "I can't catch my cat...."
2. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
3. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
4. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
5. "I read online that..."
6. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
7. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
8. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
9. "I never got a message"
10. "Wow, you guys are busy"
11. "Just need a nail trim only...."
12. "Well the breeder says"
13. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
14. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
15. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
16. "She never acts like this at home"
17. "I work in the medical field"
18. "Do you have payment plans?"
19. "...grain free..."
20. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
21. "Ever since he got fixed..."
22. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
23. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
24. "My dog is indoors except for walks"