"She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Do youhavepaymentplans?""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I nevergot amessage""Well thebreedersays" "...grainfree...""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I readonlinethat...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I work inthemedicalfield""Shenever actslike this athome""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Wow,you guysare busy"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Eversince hegotfixed...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Justneed anail trimonly....""She wasbetter, so Istoppedgiving themeds""He doesn'tbite"... (whilepet is activelytrying to eatyou)"I don't knowwhat it'scalled, it's ina (color)bag..."<Takespet out ofcarrier inlobby>"Do youhavepaymentplans?""My dog isindoorsexcept forwalks""I only haveenough forone moreday"(food or rx)"I nevergot amessage""Well thebreedersays" "...grainfree...""Can youask thedoctor....."(on phone)"I readonlinethat...""I can'tcatch mycat....""I work inthemedicalfield""Shenever actslike this athome""I don't thinkhe's in pain"(limping pet)"Don't needan exam,just need(vx, lab test,etc)...""Indoor dogdoesn't needheartwormprevention""Wow,you guysare busy"<Cluelesspersonbringing petto appt>"Eversince hegotfixed...""Indooronly... butshe goeson theporch/lanai""He doesn'thave fleas,we live in acondo""Justneed anail trimonly...."

Vet Clients Say the Darndest Things - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "She was better, so I stopped giving the meds"
  2. "He doesn't bite"... (while pet is actively trying to eat you)
  3. "I don't know what it's called, it's in a (color) bag..."
  4. <Takes pet out of carrier in lobby>
  5. "Do you have payment plans?"
  6. "My dog is indoors except for walks"
  7. "I only have enough for one more day" (food or rx)
  8. "I never got a message"
  9. "Well the breeder says"
  10. "...grain free..."
  11. "Can you ask the doctor....." (on phone)
  12. "I read online that..."
  13. "I can't catch my cat...."
  14. "I work in the medical field"
  15. "She never acts like this at home"
  16. "I don't think he's in pain" (limping pet)
  17. "Don't need an exam, just need (vx, lab test, etc)..."
  18. "Indoor dog doesn't need heartworm prevention"
  19. "Wow, you guys are busy"
  20. <Clueless person bringing pet to appt>
  21. "Ever since he got fixed..."
  22. "Indoor only... but she goes on the porch/lanai"
  23. "He doesn't have fleas, we live in a condo"
  24. "Just need a nail trim only...."