700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentationForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdate“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Everyonegets apagelayout276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsSOQLquery in aFOR loopUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed login150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutDMLstatementin a FORloopBuildingin prod"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youNo consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionHard-codedIDsAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxDuplicatesCustomobject hasneverbeen usedRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.Managersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Let's createa customobject calledDealsIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!ApextriggerswithouthandlersUsers addfilter toglobal listview.Usersdon'tcheck listview filtersNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersRenamingstandardobjectsCustomobjectswith nodescriptionDuplicatefields formultiplerecord typesUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesCustomfields withnodescription“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Standardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproductionTesting insandboxesthat are 6months old8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectImplementationpartner left nodocumentationPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"All usersareadminsWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?Multipicklistfields5000+customobjects1-hourSalesforcetraining“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”404 NotFounderror78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectMultiplefields withthe samefield nameSalesforce.comCustomerSupportI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.No budgetforDemandToolsSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord IDCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs in700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentationForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdate“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Everyonegets apagelayout276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsSOQLquery in aFOR loopUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed login150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutDMLstatementin a FORloopBuildingin prod"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youNo consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionHard-codedIDsAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxDuplicatesCustomobject hasneverbeen usedRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.Managersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Let's createa customobject calledDealsIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!ApextriggerswithouthandlersUsers addfilter toglobal listview.Usersdon'tcheck listview filtersNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersRenamingstandardobjectsCustomobjectswith nodescriptionDuplicatefields formultiplerecord typesUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesCustomfields withnodescription“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Standardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproductionTesting insandboxesthat are 6months old8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectImplementationpartner left nodocumentationPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"All usersareadminsWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?Multipicklistfields5000+customobjects1-hourSalesforcetraining“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”404 NotFounderror78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectMultiplefields withthe samefield nameSalesforce.comCustomerSupportI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.No budgetforDemandToolsSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord IDCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs in

#WhyAdminsDrink Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 700 Apex triggers in an org with no documentation
  2. Forgot to disable email alerts before a mass record update
  3. “Can I get a custom report type made with the new fields you added?”
  4. Everyone gets a page layout
  5. 276 Record Types + 140 picklist fields = 5 million value assignments
  6. SOQL query in a FOR loop
  7. User says they can’t log in; there is no record of a failed login
  8. 150 fields on a single page layout
  9. DML statement in a FOR loop
  10. Building in prod
  11. "Can I get a report of all my accounts?" - as the rep runs past you
  12. No consistent process but users want it automated anyway.
  13. Implement CPQ directly into production
  14. Hard-coded IDs
  15. Accidentally testing in production instead of sandbox
  16. Duplicates
  17. Custom object has never been used
  18. Refresh a sandbox. An entire project was in that sandbox.
  19. Managers don’t train their reps and say the CRM is broken.
  20. Let's create a custom object called Deals
  21. It's IT's job to decide the role hierarchy!
  22. Apex triggers without handlers
  23. Users add filter to global list view.
  24. Users don't check list view filters
  25. New team members want custom page layout “just like” their old job
  26. One profile for every user... 100 users
  27. Renaming standard objects
  28. Custom objects with no description
  29. Duplicate fields for multiple record types
  30. Users share Salesforce logins instead of requesting more licenses
  31. Custom fields with no description
  32. “Please provide the login and password for my Salesforce account.”
  33. Standard fields hidden for System Administrator profile
  34. Business users want admin access to production
  35. Testing in sandboxes that are 6 months old
  36. 8 phone number fields on the contact object
  37. Implementation partner left no documentation
  38. Picklist validation rule requires value that no longer exists
  39. "What’s the URL for Salesforce.com?"
  40. All users are admins
  41. What is this custom object & why is it here?
  42. Multi picklist fields
  43. 5000+ custom objects
  44. 1-hour Salesforce training
  45. “I need to create a Contact. Do I just click on “Create new View”?”
  46. 404 Not Found error
  47. 78 active process builders on the case object
  48. Multiple fields with the same field name
  49. Salesforce.com Customer Support
  50. I can’t connect to Salesforce! No, I’m not connected to the Internet.
  51. No budget for Demand Tools
  52. Sales sends spreadsheet for upload with no record ID
  53. CEO thinks they should be top of the role hierarchy, never logs in