“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”SOQLquery in aFOR loopTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxEveryonegets apagelayoutWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists404 NotFounderror5000+customobjectsSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord IDCustomfields withnodescription“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”New teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old job1-hourSalesforcetrainingSalesforce.comCustomerSupportUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesLet's createa customobject calledDealsDuplicates"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"Duplicatefields formultiplerecord typesBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproductionImplementationpartner left nodocumentation78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersHard-codedIDsDMLstatementin a FORloop150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutNo consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.MultipicklistfieldsNo budgetforDemandToolsApextriggerswithouthandlersForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateMultiplefields withthe samefield nameStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofile“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentation8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.All usersareadminsI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.Managersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Customobjectswith nodescriptionCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inCustomobject hasneverbeen used276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsBuildingin prodUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed loginRenamingstandardobjectsUsers addfilter toglobal listview.ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!One profilefor everyuser... 100users“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”SOQLquery in aFOR loopTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxEveryonegets apagelayoutWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists404 NotFounderror5000+customobjectsSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord IDCustomfields withnodescription“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”New teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old job1-hourSalesforcetrainingSalesforce.comCustomerSupportUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesLet's createa customobject calledDealsDuplicates"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"Duplicatefields formultiplerecord typesBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproductionImplementationpartner left nodocumentation78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersHard-codedIDsDMLstatementin a FORloop150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutNo consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.MultipicklistfieldsNo budgetforDemandToolsApextriggerswithouthandlersForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateMultiplefields withthe samefield nameStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofile“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentation8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.All usersareadminsI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.Managersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Customobjectswith nodescriptionCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inCustomobject hasneverbeen used276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsBuildingin prodUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed loginRenamingstandardobjectsUsers addfilter toglobal listview.ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!One profilefor everyuser... 100users

#WhyAdminsDrink Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Please provide the login and password for my Salesforce account.”
  2. SOQL query in a FOR loop
  3. Testing in sandboxes that are 6 months old
  4. Accidentally testing in production instead of sandbox
  5. Everyone gets a page layout
  6. What is this custom object & why is it here?
  7. "Can I get a report of all my accounts?" - as the rep runs past you
  8. Picklist validation rule requires value that no longer exists
  9. 404 Not Found error
  10. 5000+ custom objects
  11. Sales sends spreadsheet for upload with no record ID
  12. Custom fields with no description
  13. “Can I get a custom report type made with the new fields you added?”
  14. New team members want custom page layout “just like” their old job
  15. 1-hour Salesforce training
  16. Salesforce.com Customer Support
  17. Users share Salesforce logins instead of requesting more licenses
  18. Let's create a custom object called Deals
  19. Duplicates
  20. "What’s the URL for Salesforce.com?"
  21. Duplicate fields for multiple record types
  22. Business users want admin access to production
  23. Implementation partner left no documentation
  24. 78 active process builders on the case object
  25. Users don't check list view filters
  26. Hard-coded IDs
  27. DML statement in a FOR loop
  28. 150 fields on a single page layout
  29. No consistent process but users want it automated anyway.
  30. Multi picklist fields
  31. No budget for Demand Tools
  32. Apex triggers without handlers
  33. Forgot to disable email alerts before a mass record update
  34. Multiple fields with the same field name
  35. Standard fields hidden for System Administrator profile
  36. “I need to create a Contact. Do I just click on “Create new View”?”
  37. 700 Apex triggers in an org with no documentation
  38. 8 phone number fields on the contact object
  39. Refresh a sandbox. An entire project was in that sandbox.
  40. All users are admins
  41. I can’t connect to Salesforce! No, I’m not connected to the Internet.
  42. Managers don’t train their reps and say the CRM is broken.
  43. Custom objects with no description
  44. CEO thinks they should be top of the role hierarchy, never logs in
  45. Custom object has never been used
  46. 276 Record Types + 140 picklist fields = 5 million value assignments
  47. Building in prod
  48. User says they can’t log in; there is no record of a failed login
  49. Renaming standard objects
  50. Users add filter to global list view.
  51. Implement CPQ directly into production
  52. It's IT's job to decide the role hierarchy!
  53. One profile for every user... 100 users