700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentation“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”Implementationpartner left nodocumentationStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofile"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobMultiplefields withthe samefield nameBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproduction5000+customobjects“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Refresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionUsers addfilter toglobal listview.Accidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxAll usersareadminsNo budgetforDemandToolsCustomfields withnodescriptionPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists150 fieldson a singlepagelayout404 NotFounderrorCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed loginSalesforce.comCustomerSupportSOQLquery in aFOR loopEveryonegets apagelayout"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"RenamingstandardobjectsWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?DMLstatementin a FORloopSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord ID“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Multipicklistfields1-hourSalesforcetrainingLet's createa customobject calledDealsIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!Buildingin prod78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectCustomobjectswith nodescriptionUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesDuplicatefields formultiplerecord types8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectCustomobject hasneverbeen usedHard-codedIDsI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.No consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.DuplicatesApextriggerswithouthandlersTesting insandboxesthat are 6months old700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentation“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”Implementationpartner left nodocumentationStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofile"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobMultiplefields withthe samefield nameBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproduction5000+customobjects“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Refresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionUsers addfilter toglobal listview.Accidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxAll usersareadminsNo budgetforDemandToolsCustomfields withnodescriptionPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists150 fieldson a singlepagelayout404 NotFounderrorCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed loginSalesforce.comCustomerSupportSOQLquery in aFOR loopEveryonegets apagelayout"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"RenamingstandardobjectsWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?DMLstatementin a FORloopSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord ID“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Multipicklistfields1-hourSalesforcetrainingLet's createa customobject calledDealsIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!Buildingin prod78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectCustomobjectswith nodescriptionUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesDuplicatefields formultiplerecord types8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectCustomobject hasneverbeen usedHard-codedIDsI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.No consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.DuplicatesApextriggerswithouthandlersTesting insandboxesthat are 6months old

#WhyAdminsDrink Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 700 Apex triggers in an org with no documentation
  2. “I need to create a Contact. Do I just click on “Create new View”?”
  3. Implementation partner left no documentation
  4. Standard fields hidden for System Administrator profile
  5. "Can I get a report of all my accounts?" - as the rep runs past you
  6. New team members want custom page layout “just like” their old job
  7. Multiple fields with the same field name
  8. Business users want admin access to production
  9. 5000+ custom objects
  10. “Please provide the login and password for my Salesforce account.”
  11. Refresh a sandbox. An entire project was in that sandbox.
  12. Implement CPQ directly into production
  13. Users add filter to global list view.
  14. Accidentally testing in production instead of sandbox
  15. All users are admins
  16. No budget for Demand Tools
  17. Custom fields with no description
  18. Picklist validation rule requires value that no longer exists
  19. 150 fields on a single page layout
  20. 404 Not Found error
  21. CEO thinks they should be top of the role hierarchy, never logs in
  22. User says they can’t log in; there is no record of a failed login
  23. Salesforce.com Customer Support
  24. SOQL query in a FOR loop
  25. Everyone gets a page layout
  26. "What’s the URL for Salesforce.com?"
  27. Renaming standard objects
  28. What is this custom object & why is it here?
  29. DML statement in a FOR loop
  30. Sales sends spreadsheet for upload with no record ID
  31. “Can I get a custom report type made with the new fields you added?”
  32. Multi picklist fields
  33. 1-hour Salesforce training
  34. Let's create a custom object called Deals
  35. It's IT's job to decide the role hierarchy!
  36. Building in prod
  37. 78 active process builders on the case object
  38. Custom objects with no description
  39. Users share Salesforce logins instead of requesting more licenses
  40. Duplicate fields for multiple record types
  41. 8 phone number fields on the contact object
  42. Custom object has never been used
  43. Hard-coded IDs
  44. I can’t connect to Salesforce! No, I’m not connected to the Internet.
  45. 276 Record Types + 140 picklist fields = 5 million value assignments
  46. Users don't check list view filters
  47. Forgot to disable email alerts before a mass record update
  48. One profile for every user... 100 users
  49. Managers don’t train their reps and say the CRM is broken.
  50. No consistent process but users want it automated anyway.
  51. Duplicates
  52. Apex triggers without handlers
  53. Testing in sandboxes that are 6 months old