Refresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.No consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.Businessusers wantadminaccess toproductionLet's createa customobject calledDealsSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord ID5000+customobjectsCustomobjectswith nodescriptionSalesforce.comCustomerSupportMultipicklistfieldsNo budgetforDemandToolsStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileMultiplefields withthe samefield nameOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdate“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?""Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast you150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutEveryonegets apagelayout“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Implementationpartner left nodocumentationBuildingin prodManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Usersdon'tcheck listview filtersAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxCustomobject hasneverbeen usedUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Customfields withnodescription8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobject700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentationPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger existsAll usersareadminsApextriggerswithouthandlersUsers addfilter toglobal listview.1-hourSalesforcetrainingI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.SOQLquery in aFOR loopDuplicatefields formultiplerecord typesDMLstatementin a FORloopHard-codedIDsRenamingstandardobjects276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old job404 NotFounderrorUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed login78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectDuplicatesRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.No consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.Businessusers wantadminaccess toproductionLet's createa customobject calledDealsSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord ID5000+customobjectsCustomobjectswith nodescriptionSalesforce.comCustomerSupportMultipicklistfieldsNo budgetforDemandToolsStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileMultiplefields withthe samefield nameOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdate“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?""Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast you150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutEveryonegets apagelayout“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Implementationpartner left nodocumentationBuildingin prodManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Usersdon'tcheck listview filtersAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxCustomobject hasneverbeen usedUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?ImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Customfields withnodescription8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobject700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentationPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger existsAll usersareadminsApextriggerswithouthandlersUsers addfilter toglobal listview.1-hourSalesforcetrainingI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.SOQLquery in aFOR loopDuplicatefields formultiplerecord typesDMLstatementin a FORloopHard-codedIDsRenamingstandardobjects276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old job404 NotFounderrorUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed login78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectDuplicates

#WhyAdminsDrink Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Refresh a sandbox. An entire project was in that sandbox.
  2. No consistent process but users want it automated anyway.
  3. Business users want admin access to production
  4. Let's create a custom object called Deals
  5. Sales sends spreadsheet for upload with no record ID
  6. 5000+ custom objects
  7. Custom objects with no description
  8. Salesforce.com Customer Support
  9. Multi picklist fields
  10. No budget for Demand Tools
  11. Standard fields hidden for System Administrator profile
  12. Multiple fields with the same field name
  13. One profile for every user... 100 users
  14. Forgot to disable email alerts before a mass record update
  15. “I need to create a Contact. Do I just click on “Create new View”?”
  16. "What’s the URL for Salesforce.com?"
  17. "Can I get a report of all my accounts?" - as the rep runs past you
  18. 150 fields on a single page layout
  19. Everyone gets a page layout
  20. “Can I get a custom report type made with the new fields you added?”
  21. Implementation partner left no documentation
  22. Building in prod
  23. Managers don’t train their reps and say the CRM is broken.
  24. Users don't check list view filters
  25. Accidentally testing in production instead of sandbox
  26. Custom object has never been used
  27. Users share Salesforce logins instead of requesting more licenses
  28. What is this custom object & why is it here?
  29. Implement CPQ directly into production
  30. It's IT's job to decide the role hierarchy!
  31. “Please provide the login and password for my Salesforce account.”
  32. Custom fields with no description
  33. 8 phone number fields on the contact object
  34. 700 Apex triggers in an org with no documentation
  35. Picklist validation rule requires value that no longer exists
  36. All users are admins
  37. Apex triggers without handlers
  38. Users add filter to global list view.
  39. 1-hour Salesforce training
  40. I can’t connect to Salesforce! No, I’m not connected to the Internet.
  41. SOQL query in a FOR loop
  42. Duplicate fields for multiple record types
  43. DML statement in a FOR loop
  44. Hard-coded IDs
  45. Renaming standard objects
  46. 276 Record Types + 140 picklist fields = 5 million value assignments
  47. CEO thinks they should be top of the role hierarchy, never logs in
  48. Testing in sandboxes that are 6 months old
  49. New team members want custom page layout “just like” their old job
  50. 404 Not Found error
  51. User says they can’t log in; there is no record of a failed login
  52. 78 active process builders on the case object
  53. Duplicates