Customobject hasneverbeen usedLet's createa customobject calledDealsHard-codedIDsSOQLquery in aFOR loop“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Buildingin prod1-hourSalesforcetrainingAll usersareadminsUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed loginAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord IDUsers addfilter toglobal listview.276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsDuplicates5000+customobjectsSalesforce.comCustomerSupportImplementationpartner left nodocumentation404 NotFounderrorIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!Duplicatefields formultiplerecord typesI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.No consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectApextriggerswithouthandlersTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Customobjectswith nodescription150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.RenamingstandardobjectsImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproduction"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateMultipicklistfields"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"New teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersMultiplefields withthe samefield nameCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inNo budgetforDemandToolsUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesCustomfields withnodescriptionDMLstatementin a FORloop8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectEveryonegets apagelayoutPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger existsWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentation“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Customobject hasneverbeen usedLet's createa customobject calledDealsHard-codedIDsSOQLquery in aFOR loop“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”Buildingin prod1-hourSalesforcetrainingAll usersareadminsUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed loginAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxSales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord IDUsers addfilter toglobal listview.276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsDuplicates5000+customobjectsSalesforce.comCustomerSupportImplementationpartner left nodocumentation404 NotFounderrorIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!Duplicatefields formultiplerecord typesI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.No consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectApextriggerswithouthandlersTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.Customobjectswith nodescription150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox.RenamingstandardobjectsImplementCPQdirectly intoproductionBusinessusers wantadminaccess toproduction"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateMultipicklistfields"What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"New teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersMultiplefields withthe samefield nameCEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inNo budgetforDemandToolsUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licensesCustomfields withnodescriptionDMLstatementin a FORloop8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobjectEveryonegets apagelayoutPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger existsWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentation“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”

#WhyAdminsDrink Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Custom object has never been used
  2. Let's create a custom object called Deals
  3. Hard-coded IDs
  4. SOQL query in a FOR loop
  5. “Can I get a custom report type made with the new fields you added?”
  6. Building in prod
  7. 1-hour Salesforce training
  8. All users are admins
  9. User says they can’t log in; there is no record of a failed login
  10. Accidentally testing in production instead of sandbox
  11. Sales sends spreadsheet for upload with no record ID
  12. Users add filter to global list view.
  13. 276 Record Types + 140 picklist fields = 5 million value assignments
  14. Duplicates
  15. 5000+ custom objects
  16. Salesforce.com Customer Support
  17. Implementation partner left no documentation
  18. 404 Not Found error
  19. It's IT's job to decide the role hierarchy!
  20. Duplicate fields for multiple record types
  21. I can’t connect to Salesforce! No, I’m not connected to the Internet.
  22. No consistent process but users want it automated anyway.
  23. “I need to create a Contact. Do I just click on “Create new View”?”
  24. 78 active process builders on the case object
  25. Apex triggers without handlers
  26. Testing in sandboxes that are 6 months old
  27. One profile for every user... 100 users
  28. Standard fields hidden for System Administrator profile
  29. Managers don’t train their reps and say the CRM is broken.
  30. Custom objects with no description
  31. 150 fields on a single page layout
  32. Refresh a sandbox. An entire project was in that sandbox.
  33. Renaming standard objects
  34. Implement CPQ directly into production
  35. Business users want admin access to production
  36. "Can I get a report of all my accounts?" - as the rep runs past you
  37. Forgot to disable email alerts before a mass record update
  38. Multi picklist fields
  39. "What’s the URL for Salesforce.com?"
  40. New team members want custom page layout “just like” their old job
  41. Users don't check list view filters
  42. Multiple fields with the same field name
  43. CEO thinks they should be top of the role hierarchy, never logs in
  44. No budget for Demand Tools
  45. Users share Salesforce logins instead of requesting more licenses
  46. Custom fields with no description
  47. DML statement in a FOR loop
  48. 8 phone number fields on the contact object
  49. Everyone gets a page layout
  50. Picklist validation rule requires value that no longer exists
  51. What is this custom object & why is it here?
  52. 700 Apex triggers in an org with no documentation
  53. “Please provide the login and password for my Salesforce account.”