Accidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobLet's createa customobject calledDealsDMLstatementin a FORloopWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?Everyonegets apagelayoutStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileBuildingin prodForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateNo budgetforDemandToolsSalesforce.comCustomerSupport“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”ImplementCPQdirectly intoproduction78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectApextriggerswithouthandlersI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.404 NotFounderrorTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.DuplicatesHard-codedIDsCustomfields withnodescriptionUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licenses1-hourSalesforcetraining8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobject150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutImplementationpartner left nodocumentationMultiplefields withthe samefield nameUsers addfilter toglobal listview.Customobjectswith nodescriptionUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed login“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Businessusers wantadminaccess toproductionSOQLquery in aFOR loopCustomobject hasneverbeen usedNo consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.Duplicatefields formultiplerecord types700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentationRenamingstandardobjects276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youAll usersareadminsRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox."What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"Sales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord ID“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”5000+customobjectsOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!CEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inMultipicklistfieldsAccidentallytesting inproductioninstead ofsandboxNew teammembers wantcustom pagelayout “just like”their old jobLet's createa customobject calledDealsDMLstatementin a FORloopWhat is thiscustomobject & whyis it here?Everyonegets apagelayoutStandardfields hiddenfor SystemAdministratorprofileBuildingin prodForgot todisable emailalerts before amass recordupdateNo budgetforDemandToolsSalesforce.comCustomerSupport“I need tocreate aContact. Do Ijust click on“Create newView”?”ImplementCPQdirectly intoproduction78 activeprocessbuilders onthe caseobjectApextriggerswithouthandlersI can’t connectto Salesforce!No, I’m notconnected tothe Internet.404 NotFounderrorTesting insandboxesthat are 6months oldManagersdon’t traintheir reps andsay the CRMis broken.DuplicatesHard-codedIDsCustomfields withnodescriptionUsers shareSalesforcelogins insteadof requestingmore licenses1-hourSalesforcetraining8 phonenumberfields on thecontactobject150 fieldson a singlepagelayoutImplementationpartner left nodocumentationMultiplefields withthe samefield nameUsers addfilter toglobal listview.Customobjectswith nodescriptionUser saysthey can’t login; there is norecord of afailed login“Please providethe login andpassword formy Salesforceaccount.”Businessusers wantadminaccess toproductionSOQLquery in aFOR loopCustomobject hasneverbeen usedNo consistentprocess butusers want itautomatedanyway.Duplicatefields formultiplerecord types700 Apextriggers in anorg with nodocumentationRenamingstandardobjects276 RecordTypes + 140picklist fields =5 million valueassignmentsUsersdon'tcheck listview filtersPicklistvalidationrule requiresvalue that nolonger exists"Can I get areport of all myaccounts?" -as the rep runspast youAll usersareadminsRefresh asandbox. Anentire projectwas in thatsandbox."What’s the URLforSalesforce.com?"Sales sendsspreadsheetfor uploadwith norecord ID“Can I get acustom reporttype made withthe new fieldsyou added?”5000+customobjectsOne profilefor everyuser... 100usersIt's IT's jobto decidethe rolehierarchy!CEO thinksthey shouldbe top of therole hierarchy,never logs inMultipicklistfields

#WhyAdminsDrink Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Accidentally testing in production instead of sandbox
  2. New team members want custom page layout “just like” their old job
  3. Let's create a custom object called Deals
  4. DML statement in a FOR loop
  5. What is this custom object & why is it here?
  6. Everyone gets a page layout
  7. Standard fields hidden for System Administrator profile
  8. Building in prod
  9. Forgot to disable email alerts before a mass record update
  10. No budget for Demand Tools
  11. Salesforce.com Customer Support
  12. “I need to create a Contact. Do I just click on “Create new View”?”
  13. Implement CPQ directly into production
  14. 78 active process builders on the case object
  15. Apex triggers without handlers
  16. I can’t connect to Salesforce! No, I’m not connected to the Internet.
  17. 404 Not Found error
  18. Testing in sandboxes that are 6 months old
  19. Managers don’t train their reps and say the CRM is broken.
  20. Duplicates
  21. Hard-coded IDs
  22. Custom fields with no description
  23. Users share Salesforce logins instead of requesting more licenses
  24. 1-hour Salesforce training
  25. 8 phone number fields on the contact object
  26. 150 fields on a single page layout
  27. Implementation partner left no documentation
  28. Multiple fields with the same field name
  29. Users add filter to global list view.
  30. Custom objects with no description
  31. User says they can’t log in; there is no record of a failed login
  32. “Please provide the login and password for my Salesforce account.”
  33. Business users want admin access to production
  34. SOQL query in a FOR loop
  35. Custom object has never been used
  36. No consistent process but users want it automated anyway.
  37. Duplicate fields for multiple record types
  38. 700 Apex triggers in an org with no documentation
  39. Renaming standard objects
  40. 276 Record Types + 140 picklist fields = 5 million value assignments
  41. Users don't check list view filters
  42. Picklist validation rule requires value that no longer exists
  43. "Can I get a report of all my accounts?" - as the rep runs past you
  44. All users are admins
  45. Refresh a sandbox. An entire project was in that sandbox.
  46. "What’s the URL for Salesforce.com?"
  47. Sales sends spreadsheet for upload with no record ID
  48. “Can I get a custom report type made with the new fields you added?”
  49. 5000+ custom objects
  50. One profile for every user... 100 users
  51. It's IT's job to decide the role hierarchy!
  52. CEO thinks they should be top of the role hierarchy, never logs in
  53. Multi picklist fields