(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Clip of Markiplier crying
"I'm no stranger to this franchise," talks about his personal experiences with the games when he was younger, as well as all of the videos he's made
Joke about the next movie coming out in a couple months (like the OG games did)
"WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87!?"
Claims that the movie has an inconsistent tone and feels like "it doesn't know what it wants to be."
Makes fun of MatPat saying "it's just a theory" (possibly with clip of Peter Griffin saying "Ha! He said it!")
Criticizes the reveal of Vanessa being Afton's daughter
Tiny Brian Griffin in the thumbnail
Talks about FNAF being a massive phenomenon, ending with, "Does the movie live up to that? Ehhhhh..."
Mentions the recurring Balloon Boy joke
Doesn't like the plot about Mike's aunt trying to get custody of his little sister
Says that you can't take Afton seriously when he's wearing the Spring Bonnie suit, but maybe that's the point
Addresses the whole "red eyes" controversy, taking a "it really doesn't matter that much" stance
Transition into Manscaped sponsorship
"That's not to say the movie's bad or anything. Heck, I enjoyed it."
Conclusion being that the movie isn't a very good horror movie, but the fan service makes it a nice little movie to turn your brain off and enjoy as a fan of the franchise.
Complains about Afton not dying the same way he died in the games
Title includes the phrase "The Problem With"
Plugs his podcast
Mention of the movie releasing on the same day as South Park: Joining The Panderverse
That picture of him looking like Timmy Turner somewhere in the video
Doesn't like how many times the dream sequence is brought back
Talks about Matthew Lillard being the star of the show
Makes a note of how the movie sets up that the dead children's bodies are in the animatronics, even though every other piece of FNAF media established it was just "remnant"