"What doyou reallydo?""Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Gettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hours"Is thisyour realjob?"Googling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speechConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournoseWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercial"Soyou're anactor?"Everyonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialYour two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutaskingThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesYour co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechGetting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexYour co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone number"What doyou reallydo?""Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Gettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hours"Is thisyour realjob?"Googling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speechConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournoseWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercial"Soyou're anactor?"Everyonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialYour two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutaskingThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesYour co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechGetting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexYour co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone number

Waiting Tables in L.A. Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-"What do you really do?"
  2. G-"Clearly we hated it" *cue fake laugh*
  3. N-Getting drooled on by an influencer pug named Chinston
  4. I-Your manager quits because they booked a series regular gig on one of the Chicago's
  5. O-Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis are in your section...at the same table!
  6. O-Your table asks your name, only to abuse it for the next three hours
  7. O-"Is this your real job?"
  8. B-Googling what's his face from that one thing so you can brag he was at your table
  9. G-Constant paranoia that there's a booger in your nose
  10. I-Someone picks up your shift! You will thank them in your Oscars speech
  11. O-Constant paranoia there's ketamine residue in your nose
  12. N-Wondering if you'll be recognized from that HPV commercial
  13. B-"So you're an actor?"
  14. I-Everyone suffers from a chronic case of Main Character Syndrome
  15. N-If you have to list all the Gluten Free menu items again, you're going to walk out
  16. B-The owner's son wears Balenciaga slides to work...for two hours
  17. I-You recognize someone from an Ozempic commercial
  18. B-Your two-top moves over to a four-top without asking
  19. I-The hostess humble-brags she's on Raya
  20. N-Not being recognized by the Academy for your very convincing fake laugh
  21. G-Jason Segel and Rainn Wilson are in your section!...at different tables
  22. G-Your co-worker says you never do roll-ups...you will not thank them in your Oscars speech
  23. G-Getting stiffed by two teenagers with a Platinum Amex
  24. B-Your co-worker gets a $1000 tip and all you got was $5 on $100 and a phone number