Gettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonGoogling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speechYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursGetting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournose"Soyou're anactor?"Your co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechYour table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hoursJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutaskingWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercial"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Your co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone number"What doyou reallydo?""Is thisyour realjob?"Everyonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaGettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonGoogling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speechYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursGetting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournose"Soyou're anactor?"Your co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechYour table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hoursJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutaskingWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercial"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Your co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone number"What doyou reallydo?""Is thisyour realjob?"Everyonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialThe hostesshumble-brags she'son Raya

Waiting Tables in L.A. Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Getting drooled on by an influencer pug named Chinston
  2. B-Googling what's his face from that one thing so you can brag he was at your table
  3. N-If you have to list all the Gluten Free menu items again, you're going to walk out
  4. I-Someone picks up your shift! You will thank them in your Oscars speech
  5. I-Your manager quits because they booked a series regular gig on one of the Chicago's
  6. N-Not being recognized by the Academy for your very convincing fake laugh
  7. B-The owner's son wears Balenciaga slides to work...for two hours
  8. G-Getting stiffed by two teenagers with a Platinum Amex
  9. G-Constant paranoia that there's a booger in your nose
  10. O-Constant paranoia there's ketamine residue in your nose
  11. B-"So you're an actor?"
  12. G-Your co-worker says you never do roll-ups...you will not thank them in your Oscars speech
  13. O-Your table asks your name, only to abuse it for the next three hours
  14. O-Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis are in your section...at the same table!
  15. B-Your two-top moves over to a four-top without asking
  16. N-Wondering if you'll be recognized from that HPV commercial
  17. G-"Clearly we hated it" *cue fake laugh*
  18. B-Your co-worker gets a $1000 tip and all you got was $5 on $100 and a phone number
  19. O-"What do you really do?"
  20. O-"Is this your real job?"
  21. I-Everyone suffers from a chronic case of Main Character Syndrome
  22. G-Jason Segel and Rainn Wilson are in your section!...at different tables
  23. I-You recognize someone from an Ozempic commercial
  24. I-The hostess humble-brags she's on Raya