"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Getting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercialConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournoseThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaYour two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutasking"What doyou reallydo?"Googling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone numberYour co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sEveryonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialGettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursYour table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hours"Soyou're anactor?""Is thisyour realjob?"If you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speech"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Getting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercialConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournoseThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaYour two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutasking"What doyou reallydo?"Googling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone numberYour co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sEveryonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialGettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursYour table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hours"Soyou're anactor?""Is thisyour realjob?"If you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speech

Waiting Tables in L.A. Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-"Clearly we hated it" *cue fake laugh*
  2. G-Getting stiffed by two teenagers with a Platinum Amex
  3. N-Wondering if you'll be recognized from that HPV commercial
  4. O-Constant paranoia there's ketamine residue in your nose
  5. I-The hostess humble-brags she's on Raya
  6. B-Your two-top moves over to a four-top without asking
  7. O-"What do you really do?"
  8. B-Googling what's his face from that one thing so you can brag he was at your table
  9. O-Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis are in your section...at the same table!
  10. B-Your co-worker gets a $1000 tip and all you got was $5 on $100 and a phone number
  11. G-Your co-worker says you never do roll-ups...you will not thank them in your Oscars speech
  12. G-Jason Segel and Rainn Wilson are in your section!...at different tables
  13. I-Your manager quits because they booked a series regular gig on one of the Chicago's
  14. I-Everyone suffers from a chronic case of Main Character Syndrome
  15. I-You recognize someone from an Ozempic commercial
  16. N-Getting drooled on by an influencer pug named Chinston
  17. G-Constant paranoia that there's a booger in your nose
  18. N-Not being recognized by the Academy for your very convincing fake laugh
  19. B-The owner's son wears Balenciaga slides to work...for two hours
  20. O-Your table asks your name, only to abuse it for the next three hours
  21. B-"So you're an actor?"
  22. O-"Is this your real job?"
  23. N-If you have to list all the Gluten Free menu items again, you're going to walk out
  24. I-Someone picks up your shift! You will thank them in your Oscars speech