Wondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercialYour two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutasking"Is thisyour realjob?"The hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaugh"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Your table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hoursIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outEveryonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournose"What doyou reallydo?"Someone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speech"Soyou're anactor?"Your co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Getting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexGettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonGoogling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableYour co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone numberYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercialYour two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutasking"Is thisyour realjob?"The hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaugh"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Your table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hoursIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk outEveryonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndromeConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournose"What doyou reallydo?"Someone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speech"Soyou're anactor?"Your co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechJon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Getting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexGettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonGoogling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableYour co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone numberYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tablesConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseThe owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohours

Waiting Tables in L.A. Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Wondering if you'll be recognized from that HPV commercial
  2. B-Your two-top moves over to a four-top without asking
  3. O-"Is this your real job?"
  4. I-The hostess humble-brags she's on Raya
  5. I-Your manager quits because they booked a series regular gig on one of the Chicago's
  6. N-Not being recognized by the Academy for your very convincing fake laugh
  7. G-"Clearly we hated it" *cue fake laugh*
  8. O-Your table asks your name, only to abuse it for the next three hours
  9. N-If you have to list all the Gluten Free menu items again, you're going to walk out
  10. I-Everyone suffers from a chronic case of Main Character Syndrome
  11. O-Constant paranoia there's ketamine residue in your nose
  12. O-"What do you really do?"
  13. I-Someone picks up your shift! You will thank them in your Oscars speech
  14. B-"So you're an actor?"
  15. G-Your co-worker says you never do roll-ups...you will not thank them in your Oscars speech
  16. O-Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis are in your section...at the same table!
  17. G-Getting stiffed by two teenagers with a Platinum Amex
  18. N-Getting drooled on by an influencer pug named Chinston
  19. B-Googling what's his face from that one thing so you can brag he was at your table
  20. B-Your co-worker gets a $1000 tip and all you got was $5 on $100 and a phone number
  21. I-You recognize someone from an Ozempic commercial
  22. G-Jason Segel and Rainn Wilson are in your section!...at different tables
  23. G-Constant paranoia that there's a booger in your nose
  24. B-The owner's son wears Balenciaga slides to work...for two hours