Gettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonYour co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone numberConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tables"Soyou're anactor?"Getting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexYour co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournoseThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speech"Is thisyour realjob?"Jon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutaskingYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sEveryonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndrome"What doyou reallydo?"The owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialYour table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hoursWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercialIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk out"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Googling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour tableGettingdrooled on byan influencerpug namedChinstonYour co-workergets a $1000tip and all yougot was $5 on$100 and aphone numberConstantparanoia thatthere's abooger inyour noseNot beingrecognized bythe Academyfor your veryconvincing fakelaughJason Segeland RainnWilson are inyoursection!...atdifferent tables"Soyou're anactor?"Getting stiffedby twoteenagers witha PlatinumAmexYour co-workersays you neverdo roll-ups...youwill not thankthem in yourOscars speechConstantparanoiathere'sketamineresidue in yournoseThe hostesshumble-brags she'son RayaSomeone picksup your shift!You will thankthem in yourOscars speech"Is thisyour realjob?"Jon Hamm andZachGalifianakis arein yoursection...at thesame table!Your two-topmoves overto a four-topwithoutaskingYour managerquits becausethey booked aseries regulargig on one ofthe Chicago'sEveryonesuffers from achronic case ofMain CharacterSyndrome"What doyou reallydo?"The owner'sson wearsBalenciagaslides towork...for twohoursYou recognizesomeone froman OzempiccommercialYour table asksyour name,only to abuse itfor the nextthree hoursWondering ifyou'll berecognizedfrom that HPVcommercialIf you have tolist all the GlutenFree menuitems again,you're going towalk out"Clearly wehated it"*cue fakelaugh*Googling what'shis face fromthat one thingso you canbrag he was atyour table

Waiting Tables in L.A. Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Getting drooled on by an influencer pug named Chinston
  2. B-Your co-worker gets a $1000 tip and all you got was $5 on $100 and a phone number
  3. G-Constant paranoia that there's a booger in your nose
  4. N-Not being recognized by the Academy for your very convincing fake laugh
  5. G-Jason Segel and Rainn Wilson are in your section!...at different tables
  6. B-"So you're an actor?"
  7. G-Getting stiffed by two teenagers with a Platinum Amex
  8. G-Your co-worker says you never do roll-ups...you will not thank them in your Oscars speech
  9. O-Constant paranoia there's ketamine residue in your nose
  10. I-The hostess humble-brags she's on Raya
  11. I-Someone picks up your shift! You will thank them in your Oscars speech
  12. O-"Is this your real job?"
  13. O-Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis are in your section...at the same table!
  14. B-Your two-top moves over to a four-top without asking
  15. I-Your manager quits because they booked a series regular gig on one of the Chicago's
  16. I-Everyone suffers from a chronic case of Main Character Syndrome
  17. O-"What do you really do?"
  18. B-The owner's son wears Balenciaga slides to work...for two hours
  19. I-You recognize someone from an Ozempic commercial
  20. O-Your table asks your name, only to abuse it for the next three hours
  21. N-Wondering if you'll be recognized from that HPV commercial
  22. N-If you have to list all the Gluten Free menu items again, you're going to walk out
  23. G-"Clearly we hated it" *cue fake laugh*
  24. B-Googling what's his face from that one thing so you can brag he was at your table