Spends 1hourtyping 15words"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)Shows apicture ofher dogUnable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsGetsdistracted"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)InsultsCIS120TeacherReferencesherdivorce(s)"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Getsstuck onthe wrongideaTalksabout howmuch sheworksUsesCaps Lockinstead ofShiftForgetsher lastnameClicks thewrongFirefoxiconReadssomethingcompletelywrong"You knowwhat Imean?"Completelyignoreswhat yousayTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband makeTalks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsRandomlycapitalizeswordsIsblindMonologuesabout howhard her lifeisDrops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)Searchesaround for avery obviousiconSpends 1hourtyping 15words"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)Shows apicture ofher dogUnable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsGetsdistracted"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)InsultsCIS120TeacherReferencesherdivorce(s)"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Getsstuck onthe wrongideaTalksabout howmuch sheworksUsesCaps Lockinstead ofShiftForgetsher lastnameClicks thewrongFirefoxiconReadssomethingcompletelywrong"You knowwhat Imean?"Completelyignoreswhat yousayTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband makeTalks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsRandomlycapitalizeswordsIsblindMonologuesabout howhard her lifeisDrops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)Searchesaround for avery obviousicon

Suzanne Shimer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Spends 1 hour typing 15 words
  2. "I'm trying to do..." (insert random offtopic thing)
  3. Shows a picture of her dog
  4. Unable to perform basic computer functions
  5. Gets distracted
  6. "Will that work?" (while doing something that absolutely won't)
  7. Insults CIS120 Teacher
  8. References her divorce(s)
  9. "You got what I'm saying?"
  10. Gets stuck on the wrong idea
  11. Talks about how much she works
  12. Uses Caps Lock instead of Shift
  13. Forgets her last name
  14. Clicks the wrong Firefox icon
  15. Reads something completely wrong
  16. "You know what I mean?"
  17. Completely ignores what you say
  18. Talks about how much money she and her husband make
  19. Talks about how her dog scratches her arms
  20. Randomly capitalizes words
  21. Is blind
  22. Monologues about how hard her life is
  23. Drops lore on her family (increasingly confusing)
  24. Searches around for a very obvious icon