Unable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsRandomlycapitalizeswordsCompletelyignoreswhat yousayReferencesherdivorce(s)"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)Isblind"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)Clicks thewrongFirefoxiconTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband makeMonologuesabout howhard her lifeis"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Talksabout howmuch sheworks"You knowwhat Imean?"Talks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsReadssomethingcompletelywrongGetsdistractedShows apicture ofher dogGetsstuck onthe wrongideaForgetsher lastnameSearchesaround for avery obviousiconUsesCaps Lockinstead ofShiftSpends 1hourtyping 15wordsInsultsCIS120TeacherDrops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)Unable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsRandomlycapitalizeswordsCompletelyignoreswhat yousayReferencesherdivorce(s)"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)Isblind"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)Clicks thewrongFirefoxiconTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband makeMonologuesabout howhard her lifeis"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Talksabout howmuch sheworks"You knowwhat Imean?"Talks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsReadssomethingcompletelywrongGetsdistractedShows apicture ofher dogGetsstuck onthe wrongideaForgetsher lastnameSearchesaround for avery obviousiconUsesCaps Lockinstead ofShiftSpends 1hourtyping 15wordsInsultsCIS120TeacherDrops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)

Suzanne Shimer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unable to perform basic computer functions
  2. Randomly capitalizes words
  3. Completely ignores what you say
  4. References her divorce(s)
  5. "I'm trying to do..." (insert random offtopic thing)
  6. Is blind
  7. "Will that work?" (while doing something that absolutely won't)
  8. Clicks the wrong Firefox icon
  9. Talks about how much money she and her husband make
  10. Monologues about how hard her life is
  11. "You got what I'm saying?"
  12. Talks about how much she works
  13. "You know what I mean?"
  14. Talks about how her dog scratches her arms
  15. Reads something completely wrong
  16. Gets distracted
  17. Shows a picture of her dog
  18. Gets stuck on the wrong idea
  19. Forgets her last name
  20. Searches around for a very obvious icon
  21. Uses Caps Lock instead of Shift
  22. Spends 1 hour typing 15 words
  23. Insults CIS120 Teacher
  24. Drops lore on her family (increasingly confusing)