Talks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband make"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Getsdistracted"You knowwhat Imean?"Unable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsDrops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)ReadssomethingcompletelywrongTalksabout howmuch sheworksIsblindClicks thewrongFirefoxiconForgetsher lastnameSpends 1hourtyping 15words"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)Talks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsShows apicture ofher dogSearchesaround for avery obviousiconReferencesherdivorce(s)RandomlycapitalizeswordsGetsstuck onthe wrongideaCompletelyignoreswhat yousayUsesCaps Lockinstead ofShiftInsultsCIS120TeacherMonologuesabout howhard her lifeisTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband make"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Getsdistracted"You knowwhat Imean?"Unable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsDrops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)ReadssomethingcompletelywrongTalksabout howmuch sheworksIsblindClicks thewrongFirefoxiconForgetsher lastnameSpends 1hourtyping 15words"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)Talks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsShows apicture ofher dogSearchesaround for avery obviousiconReferencesherdivorce(s)RandomlycapitalizeswordsGetsstuck onthe wrongideaCompletelyignoreswhat yousayUsesCaps Lockinstead ofShiftInsultsCIS120TeacherMonologuesabout howhard her lifeis

Suzanne Shimer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Talks about how much money she and her husband make
  2. "I'm trying to do..." (insert random offtopic thing)
  3. "You got what I'm saying?"
  4. Gets distracted
  5. "You know what I mean?"
  6. Unable to perform basic computer functions
  7. Drops lore on her family (increasingly confusing)
  8. Reads something completely wrong
  9. Talks about how much she works
  10. Is blind
  11. Clicks the wrong Firefox icon
  12. Forgets her last name
  13. Spends 1 hour typing 15 words
  14. "Will that work?" (while doing something that absolutely won't)
  15. Talks about how her dog scratches her arms
  16. Shows a picture of her dog
  17. Searches around for a very obvious icon
  18. References her divorce(s)
  19. Randomly capitalizes words
  20. Gets stuck on the wrong idea
  21. Completely ignores what you say
  22. Uses Caps Lock instead of Shift
  23. Insults CIS120 Teacher
  24. Monologues about how hard her life is