Monologuesabout howhard her lifeisReferencesherdivorce(s)Forgetsher lastnameCompletelyignoreswhat yousayReadssomethingcompletelywrongInsultsCIS120TeacherClicks thewrongFirefoxicon"You knowwhat Imean?"Drops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)UsesCaps Lockinstead ofShift"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Talksabout howmuch sheworks"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)GetsdistractedGetsstuck onthe wrongideaUnable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsSearchesaround for avery obviousicon"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)Spends 1hourtyping 15wordsRandomlycapitalizeswordsShows apicture ofher dogIsblindTalks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband makeMonologuesabout howhard her lifeisReferencesherdivorce(s)Forgetsher lastnameCompletelyignoreswhat yousayReadssomethingcompletelywrongInsultsCIS120TeacherClicks thewrongFirefoxicon"You knowwhat Imean?"Drops loreon her family(increasinglyconfusing)UsesCaps Lockinstead ofShift"You gotwhat I'msaying?"Talksabout howmuch sheworks"Will thatwork?" (whiledoingsomething thatabsolutelywon't)GetsdistractedGetsstuck onthe wrongideaUnable toperformbasiccomputerfunctionsSearchesaround for avery obviousicon"I'm trying todo..." (insertrandomofftopicthing)Spends 1hourtyping 15wordsRandomlycapitalizeswordsShows apicture ofher dogIsblindTalks abouthow her dogscratchesher armsTalks abouthow muchmoney sheand herhusband make

Suzanne Shimer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Monologues about how hard her life is
  2. References her divorce(s)
  3. Forgets her last name
  4. Completely ignores what you say
  5. Reads something completely wrong
  6. Insults CIS120 Teacher
  7. Clicks the wrong Firefox icon
  8. "You know what I mean?"
  9. Drops lore on her family (increasingly confusing)
  10. Uses Caps Lock instead of Shift
  11. "You got what I'm saying?"
  12. Talks about how much she works
  13. "Will that work?" (while doing something that absolutely won't)
  14. Gets distracted
  15. Gets stuck on the wrong idea
  16. Unable to perform basic computer functions
  17. Searches around for a very obvious icon
  18. "I'm trying to do..." (insert random offtopic thing)
  19. Spends 1 hour typing 15 words
  20. Randomly capitalizes words
  21. Shows a picture of her dog
  22. Is blind
  23. Talks about how her dog scratches her arms
  24. Talks about how much money she and her husband make