(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Gets stuck on the wrong idea
Is blind
"You know what I mean?"
Randomly capitalizes words
"I'm trying to do..." (insert random offtopic thing)
Gets distracted
Searches around for a very obvious icon
Shows a picture of her dog
Completely ignores what you say
References her divorce(s)
Talks about how much she works
Reads something completely wrong
Talks about how much money she and her husband make
Clicks the wrong Firefox icon
Monologues about how hard her life is
Talks about how her dog scratches her arms
Spends 1 hour typing 15 words
Drops lore on her family (increasingly confusing)
"Will that work?" (while doing something that absolutely won't)