You just hada publicmeltdown ontransit, take10 damageTheinexplicableurge to lickthe sandHow do peoplejust go to thestore andcontinue tohave energy?Oh no did I justsay somethingthat everyoneknows but wedon't say outloud oh noI know thesethings areconnected butexplainingwould involve aPowerPointThat's soshiny Isimplymust lick itI've suddenlybecome hyperaware of thetexture in mymouth and needto spit it outI have to beenthusiasticallyinvited or Iassume I'm notwelcomeHow longhave I beenholding myhand in thisposition OwThe cold istoo cold, thesun is toobright,aaaaaaaI like youand want torelate here'sa personalanecdoteYou're talkingand the TV ison and now Ican't heareitherMmmmhyperfocusI've been toldI'm gracefulbut I just fellover on flatgroundHow muchcontext isappropriatehere have allof itI want to talkbut the brainthoughts won'tturn into mouthwords helpSocks andshoes aretorture I want tobe a barefooted forestcreatureI must wearsocks or shoesso nothingtouches myfeetThis song istingly and Iwill listen toit until theend of timeI want tocuddle you butyour shirt feelslike razorblades oh noI can't tell ifthey're quiet forpersonalreasons ordon't like metime to fleeI don't care thatthis word hasn'tbeen used since763 I'm going touse it casuallyhence forthI ignored allmy needshyper focusingand now Imust meltdownCan I havesubtitlesfor real lifepleaseYou just hada publicmeltdown ontransit, take10 damageTheinexplicableurge to lickthe sandHow do peoplejust go to thestore andcontinue tohave energy?Oh no did I justsay somethingthat everyoneknows but wedon't say outloud oh noI know thesethings areconnected butexplainingwould involve aPowerPointThat's soshiny Isimplymust lick itI've suddenlybecome hyperaware of thetexture in mymouth and needto spit it outI have to beenthusiasticallyinvited or Iassume I'm notwelcomeHow longhave I beenholding myhand in thisposition OwThe cold istoo cold, thesun is toobright,aaaaaaaI like youand want torelate here'sa personalanecdoteYou're talkingand the TV ison and now Ican't heareitherMmmmhyperfocusI've been toldI'm gracefulbut I just fellover on flatgroundHow muchcontext isappropriatehere have allof itI want to talkbut the brainthoughts won'tturn into mouthwords helpSocks andshoes aretorture I want tobe a barefooted forestcreatureI must wearsocks or shoesso nothingtouches myfeetThis song istingly and Iwill listen toit until theend of timeI want tocuddle you butyour shirt feelslike razorblades oh noI can't tell ifthey're quiet forpersonalreasons ordon't like metime to fleeI don't care thatthis word hasn'tbeen used since763 I'm going touse it casuallyhence forthI ignored allmy needshyper focusingand now Imust meltdownCan I havesubtitlesfor real lifeplease

'Tisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You just had a public meltdown on transit, take 10 damage
  2. The inexplicable urge to lick the sand
  3. How do people just go to the store and continue to have energy?
  4. Oh no did I just say something that everyone knows but we don't say out loud oh no
  5. I know these things are connected but explaining would involve a PowerPoint
  6. That's so shiny I simply must lick it
  7. I've suddenly become hyper aware of the texture in my mouth and need to spit it out
  8. I have to be enthusiastically invited or I assume I'm not welcome
  9. How long have I been holding my hand in this position Ow
  10. The cold is too cold, the sun is too bright, aaaaaaa
  11. I like you and want to relate here's a personal anecdote
  12. You're talking and the TV is on and now I can't hear either
  13. Mmmm hyperfocus
  14. I've been told I'm graceful but I just fell over on flat ground
  15. How much context is appropriate here have all of it
  16. I want to talk but the brain thoughts won't turn into mouth words help
  17. Socks and shoes are torture I want to be a bare footed forest creature
  18. I must wear socks or shoes so nothing touches my feet
  19. This song is tingly and I will listen to it until the end of time
  20. I want to cuddle you but your shirt feels like razor blades oh no
  21. I can't tell if they're quiet for personal reasons or don't like me time to flee
  22. I don't care that this word hasn't been used since 763 I'm going to use it casually hence forth
  23. I ignored all my needs hyper focusing and now I must meltdown
  24. Can I have subtitles for real life please