The cold istoo cold, thesun is toobright,aaaaaaaI know thesethings areconnected butexplainingwould involve aPowerPointThis song istingly and Iwill listen toit until theend of timeCan I havesubtitlesfor real lifepleaseI can't tell ifthey're quiet forpersonalreasons ordon't like metime to fleeI've been toldI'm gracefulbut I just fellover on flatgroundTheinexplicableurge to lickthe sandHow longhave I beenholding myhand in thisposition OwI want to talkbut the brainthoughts won'tturn into mouthwords helpYou're talkingand the TV ison and now Ican't heareitherI want tocuddle you butyour shirt feelslike razorblades oh noI like youand want torelate here'sa personalanecdoteI must wearsocks or shoesso nothingtouches myfeetOh no did I justsay somethingthat everyoneknows but wedon't say outloud oh noI've suddenlybecome hyperaware of thetexture in mymouth and needto spit it outSocks andshoes aretorture I want tobe a barefooted forestcreatureI ignored allmy needshyper focusingand now Imust meltdownYou just hada publicmeltdown ontransit, take10 damageHow do peoplejust go to thestore andcontinue tohave energy?I have to beenthusiasticallyinvited or Iassume I'm notwelcomeThat's soshiny Isimplymust lick itHow muchcontext isappropriatehere have allof itI don't care thatthis word hasn'tbeen used since763 I'm going touse it casuallyhence forthMmmmhyperfocusThe cold istoo cold, thesun is toobright,aaaaaaaI know thesethings areconnected butexplainingwould involve aPowerPointThis song istingly and Iwill listen toit until theend of timeCan I havesubtitlesfor real lifepleaseI can't tell ifthey're quiet forpersonalreasons ordon't like metime to fleeI've been toldI'm gracefulbut I just fellover on flatgroundTheinexplicableurge to lickthe sandHow longhave I beenholding myhand in thisposition OwI want to talkbut the brainthoughts won'tturn into mouthwords helpYou're talkingand the TV ison and now Ican't heareitherI want tocuddle you butyour shirt feelslike razorblades oh noI like youand want torelate here'sa personalanecdoteI must wearsocks or shoesso nothingtouches myfeetOh no did I justsay somethingthat everyoneknows but wedon't say outloud oh noI've suddenlybecome hyperaware of thetexture in mymouth and needto spit it outSocks andshoes aretorture I want tobe a barefooted forestcreatureI ignored allmy needshyper focusingand now Imust meltdownYou just hada publicmeltdown ontransit, take10 damageHow do peoplejust go to thestore andcontinue tohave energy?I have to beenthusiasticallyinvited or Iassume I'm notwelcomeThat's soshiny Isimplymust lick itHow muchcontext isappropriatehere have allof itI don't care thatthis word hasn'tbeen used since763 I'm going touse it casuallyhence forthMmmmhyperfocus

'Tisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The cold is too cold, the sun is too bright, aaaaaaa
  2. I know these things are connected but explaining would involve a PowerPoint
  3. This song is tingly and I will listen to it until the end of time
  4. Can I have subtitles for real life please
  5. I can't tell if they're quiet for personal reasons or don't like me time to flee
  6. I've been told I'm graceful but I just fell over on flat ground
  7. The inexplicable urge to lick the sand
  8. How long have I been holding my hand in this position Ow
  9. I want to talk but the brain thoughts won't turn into mouth words help
  10. You're talking and the TV is on and now I can't hear either
  11. I want to cuddle you but your shirt feels like razor blades oh no
  12. I like you and want to relate here's a personal anecdote
  13. I must wear socks or shoes so nothing touches my feet
  14. Oh no did I just say something that everyone knows but we don't say out loud oh no
  15. I've suddenly become hyper aware of the texture in my mouth and need to spit it out
  16. Socks and shoes are torture I want to be a bare footed forest creature
  17. I ignored all my needs hyper focusing and now I must meltdown
  18. You just had a public meltdown on transit, take 10 damage
  19. How do people just go to the store and continue to have energy?
  20. I have to be enthusiastically invited or I assume I'm not welcome
  21. That's so shiny I simply must lick it
  22. How much context is appropriate here have all of it
  23. I don't care that this word hasn't been used since 763 I'm going to use it casually hence forth
  24. Mmmm hyperfocus