Gran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyGrandauses theword"marvellous"DadbroodsAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedSoccer isexcessivelymentionedWedisturbotherpatronsUncleBruceleavesfirstMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedTheohas atantrumSomeoneis pro-IsraelAutismFavouritismCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copBlatanttransphobiaGrandatalks abouthow strongGran isSomeonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overGran patssomeoneon thearmAwkwardfamilyphotoSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyGod orreligion ismentionedAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times beforeGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyGrandauses theword"marvellous"DadbroodsAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedSoccer isexcessivelymentionedWedisturbotherpatronsUncleBruceleavesfirstMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedTheohas atantrumSomeoneis pro-IsraelAutismFavouritismCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copBlatanttransphobiaGrandatalks abouthow strongGran isSomeonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overGran patssomeoneon thearmAwkwardfamilyphotoSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyGod orreligion ismentionedAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times before

80th birthday bullshit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gran insists she's well while implying she isn't
  2. One of my younger cousins asks if I'm a girl or a boy
  3. Granda uses the word "marvellous"
  4. Dad broods
  5. Aunt Lee-Anne isn't mentioned
  6. Soccer is excessively mentioned
  7. We disturb other patrons
  8. Uncle Bruce leaves first
  9. My trans cousin who moved to the UK isn't mentioned and/or is deadnamed
  10. Theo has a tantrum
  11. Someone is pro-Israel
  12. Autism
  13. Favouritism
  14. Cop uncle boasts about being a cop
  15. Blatant transphobia
  16. Granda talks about how strong Gran is
  17. Someone drinks too much and/or knocks a glass over
  18. Gran pats someone on the arm
  19. Awkward family photo
  20. Someone speaks to a waiter inappropriately
  21. God or religion is mentioned
  22. An offensive joke is told and multiple people laugh
  23. Unsubtle hints about not visiting grandparents enough
  24. Granda tells a story we've heard no less than 3 times before