Someoneis pro-IsraelMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedBlatanttransphobiaGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times beforeAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedDadbroodsSoccer isexcessivelymentionedFavouritismCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copGod orreligion ismentionedOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyTheohas atantrumGran patssomeoneon thearmAwkwardfamilyphotoGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyGrandatalks abouthow strongGran isUncleBruceleavesfirstGrandauses theword"marvellous"Someonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughAutismWedisturbotherpatronsUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughSomeoneis pro-IsraelMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedBlatanttransphobiaGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times beforeAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedDadbroodsSoccer isexcessivelymentionedFavouritismCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copGod orreligion ismentionedOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyTheohas atantrumGran patssomeoneon thearmAwkwardfamilyphotoGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyGrandatalks abouthow strongGran isUncleBruceleavesfirstGrandauses theword"marvellous"Someonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughAutismWedisturbotherpatronsUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenough

80th birthday bullshit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone is pro-Israel
  2. My trans cousin who moved to the UK isn't mentioned and/or is deadnamed
  3. Blatant transphobia
  4. Granda tells a story we've heard no less than 3 times before
  5. Aunt Lee-Anne isn't mentioned
  6. Dad broods
  7. Soccer is excessively mentioned
  8. Favouritism
  9. Cop uncle boasts about being a cop
  10. God or religion is mentioned
  11. One of my younger cousins asks if I'm a girl or a boy
  12. Theo has a tantrum
  13. Gran pats someone on the arm
  14. Awkward family photo
  15. Gran insists she's well while implying she isn't
  16. Someone speaks to a waiter inappropriately
  17. Granda talks about how strong Gran is
  18. Uncle Bruce leaves first
  19. Granda uses the word "marvellous"
  20. Someone drinks too much and/or knocks a glass over
  21. An offensive joke is told and multiple people laugh
  22. Autism
  23. We disturb other patrons
  24. Unsubtle hints about not visiting grandparents enough