Aunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedSomeoneis pro-IsraelFavouritismSomeonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overWedisturbotherpatronsGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copTheohas atantrumBlatanttransphobiaUncleBruceleavesfirstDadbroodsAwkwardfamilyphotoGrandauses theword"marvellous"Grandatalks abouthow strongGran isAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughGran patssomeoneon thearmSoccer isexcessivelymentionedGod orreligion ismentionedAutismOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times beforeAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedSomeoneis pro-IsraelFavouritismSomeonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overWedisturbotherpatronsGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copTheohas atantrumBlatanttransphobiaUncleBruceleavesfirstDadbroodsAwkwardfamilyphotoGrandauses theword"marvellous"Grandatalks abouthow strongGran isAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughGran patssomeoneon thearmSoccer isexcessivelymentionedGod orreligion ismentionedAutismOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times before

80th birthday bullshit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Aunt Lee-Anne isn't mentioned
  2. My trans cousin who moved to the UK isn't mentioned and/or is deadnamed
  3. Someone is pro-Israel
  4. Favouritism
  5. Someone drinks too much and/or knocks a glass over
  6. We disturb other patrons
  7. Gran insists she's well while implying she isn't
  8. Someone speaks to a waiter inappropriately
  9. Cop uncle boasts about being a cop
  10. Theo has a tantrum
  11. Blatant transphobia
  12. Uncle Bruce leaves first
  13. Dad broods
  14. Awkward family photo
  15. Granda uses the word "marvellous"
  16. Granda talks about how strong Gran is
  17. An offensive joke is told and multiple people laugh
  18. Unsubtle hints about not visiting grandparents enough
  19. Gran pats someone on the arm
  20. Soccer is excessively mentioned
  21. God or religion is mentioned
  22. Autism
  23. One of my younger cousins asks if I'm a girl or a boy
  24. Granda tells a story we've heard no less than 3 times before