Gran patssomeoneon thearmWedisturbotherpatronsSoccer isexcessivelymentionedTheohas atantrumOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyGrandatalks abouthow strongGran isGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copSomeonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughBlatanttransphobiaSomeoneis pro-IsraelGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times beforeUncleBruceleavesfirstFavouritismGrandauses theword"marvellous"AwkwardfamilyphotoAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedGod orreligion ismentionedAutismSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedDadbroodsAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laughGran patssomeoneon thearmWedisturbotherpatronsSoccer isexcessivelymentionedTheohas atantrumOne of myyoungercousins asksif I'm a girl ora boyGrandatalks abouthow strongGran isGran insistsshe's wellwhileimplying sheisn'tCop uncleboastsaboutbeing a copSomeonedrinks toomuch and/orknocks aglass overUnsubtlehints aboutnot visitinggrandparentsenoughBlatanttransphobiaSomeoneis pro-IsraelGranda tellsa story we'veheard noless than 3times beforeUncleBruceleavesfirstFavouritismGrandauses theword"marvellous"AwkwardfamilyphotoAunt Lee-Anne isn'tmentionedGod orreligion ismentionedAutismSomeonespeaks to awaiterinappropriatelyMy trans cousinwho moved tothe UK isn'tmentionedand/or isdeadnamedDadbroodsAn offensivejoke is toldand multiplepeople laugh

80th birthday bullshit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gran pats someone on the arm
  2. We disturb other patrons
  3. Soccer is excessively mentioned
  4. Theo has a tantrum
  5. One of my younger cousins asks if I'm a girl or a boy
  6. Granda talks about how strong Gran is
  7. Gran insists she's well while implying she isn't
  8. Cop uncle boasts about being a cop
  9. Someone drinks too much and/or knocks a glass over
  10. Unsubtle hints about not visiting grandparents enough
  11. Blatant transphobia
  12. Someone is pro-Israel
  13. Granda tells a story we've heard no less than 3 times before
  14. Uncle Bruce leaves first
  15. Favouritism
  16. Granda uses the word "marvellous"
  17. Awkward family photo
  18. Aunt Lee-Anne isn't mentioned
  19. God or religion is mentioned
  20. Autism
  21. Someone speaks to a waiter inappropriately
  22. My trans cousin who moved to the UK isn't mentioned and/or is deadnamed
  23. Dad broods
  24. An offensive joke is told and multiple people laugh