Issue withthe poolthis weekNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetML/neuralnetworkjokeShippingtimewoesCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinappearsto beasleepSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedReferenceto anAkin'sLawLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestTruancy!Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneStorytimewithDave!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkintravelingMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseTRAVELShas nomoneyDSOghostsusPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogress"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"New projectthat wedon't havetime to doRomeoapologizesAkinswears!Issue withthe poolthis weekNewundergradabandonsprojectAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetML/neuralnetworkjokeShippingtimewoesCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinappearsto beasleepSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedReferenceto anAkin'sLawLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestTruancy!Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneStorytimewithDave!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkintravelingMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseTRAVELShas nomoneyDSOghostsusPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogress"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"New projectthat wedon't havetime to doRomeoapologizesAkinswears!

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 5 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Issue with the pool this week
  2. New undergrad abandons project
  3. Akin forgets software again
  4. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  5. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  6. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  7. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  8. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  9. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  10. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  11. ML/neural network joke
  12. Shipping time woes
  13. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  14. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  15. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  16. Rahul is too good at software
  17. Akin appears to be asleep
  18. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  19. Internal deadline slips further back!
  20. "How much money does this project have left?"
  21. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  22. Reference to an Akin's Law
  23. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  24. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  25. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  26. Truancy!
  27. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  28. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  29. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  30. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  31. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  32. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  33. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  34. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  35. Josh references ETH Zurich
  36. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  37. Storytime with Dave!
  38. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  39. Akin traveling
  40. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  41. TRAVELS has no money
  42. DSO ghosts us
  43. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  44. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  45. New project that we don't have time to do
  46. Romeo apologizes
  47. Akin swears!