StorytimewithDave!Issue withthe poolthis weekAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsDSOghostsussomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!JoshreferencesETHZurich"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Truancy!Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestTRAVELShas nomoneyMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkinappearsto beasleepMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docRomeoapologizesName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareShippingtimewoesSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerReferenceto anAkin'sLawCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainNewundergradabandonsprojectReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkintravelingReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingML/neuralnetworkjokeAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinswears!StorytimewithDave!Issue withthe poolthis weekAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsDSOghostsussomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!JoshreferencesETHZurich"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Truancy!Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestTRAVELShas nomoneyMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkinappearsto beasleepMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docRomeoapologizesName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareShippingtimewoesSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerReferenceto anAkin'sLawCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainNewundergradabandonsprojectReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkintravelingReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingML/neuralnetworkjokeAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinswears!

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 5 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Storytime with Dave!
  2. Issue with the pool this week
  3. Akin forgets software again
  4. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  5. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  6. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  7. Internal deadline slips further back!
  8. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  9. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  10. DSO ghosts us
  11. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  12. Josh references ETH Zurich
  13. "How much money does this project have left?"
  14. Truancy!
  15. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  16. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  17. TRAVELS has no money
  18. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  19. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  20. Akin appears to be asleep
  21. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  22. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  23. Romeo apologizes
  24. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  25. Rahul is too good at software
  26. Shipping time woes
  27. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  28. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  29. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  30. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  31. New project that we don't have time to do
  32. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  33. Reference to an Akin's Law
  34. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  35. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  36. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  37. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  38. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  39. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  40. New undergrad abandons project
  41. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  42. Akin traveling
  43. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  44. ML/neural network joke
  45. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  46. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  47. Akin swears!