Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinswears!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againReferenceto anAkin'sLawUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""AkintravelingDSOghostsusPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinappearsto beasleepMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseTruancy!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docIssue withthe poolthis weekGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTRAVELShas nomoneyLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsJoshreferencesETHZurichNew projectthat wedon't havetime to do"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinforgetssoftwareagainShippingtimewoesName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerML/neuralnetworkjokeInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!RomeoapologizesNewundergradabandonsprojectDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneStorytimewithDave!Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinswears!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againReferenceto anAkin'sLawUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""AkintravelingDSOghostsusPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinappearsto beasleepMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseTruancy!Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docIssue withthe poolthis weekGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTRAVELShas nomoneyLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsJoshreferencesETHZurichNew projectthat wedon't havetime to do"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinforgetssoftwareagainShippingtimewoesName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerML/neuralnetworkjokeInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!RomeoapologizesNewundergradabandonsprojectDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneStorytimewithDave!Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroom

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 5 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  2. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  3. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  4. Akin swears!
  5. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  6. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  7. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  8. Rahul is too good at software
  9. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  10. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  11. Reference to an Akin's Law
  12. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  13. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  14. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  15. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  16. Akin traveling
  17. DSO ghosts us
  18. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  19. Akin appears to be asleep
  20. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  21. Truancy!
  22. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  23. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  24. Issue with the pool this week
  25. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  26. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  27. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  28. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  29. TRAVELS has no money
  30. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  31. Josh references ETH Zurich
  32. New project that we don't have time to do
  33. "How much money does this project have left?"
  34. Akin forgets software again
  35. Shipping time woes
  36. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  37. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  38. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  39. ML/neural network joke
  40. Internal deadline slips further back!
  41. Romeo apologizes
  42. New undergrad abandons project
  43. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  44. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  45. Storytime with Dave!
  46. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  47. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room