Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryDSOghostsusUnreasonable/weirdDSO request"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneML/neuralnetworkjoke"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomAkinforgetssoftwareagainRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerAkintravelingReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingNewundergradabandonsprojectMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedReferenceto anAkin'sLawName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akinappearsto beasleepTRAVELShas nomoneyIssue withthe poolthis weekJoshreferencesETHZurichGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitShippingtimewoesTruancy!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doMisattributionof work tosomebodyelsePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressStorytimewithDave!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinswears!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionRomeoapologizesAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryDSOghostsusUnreasonable/weirdDSO request"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneML/neuralnetworkjoke"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomAkinforgetssoftwareagainRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerAkintravelingReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingNewundergradabandonsprojectMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedReferenceto anAkin'sLawName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akinappearsto beasleepTRAVELShas nomoneyIssue withthe poolthis weekJoshreferencesETHZurichGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitShippingtimewoesTruancy!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doMisattributionof work tosomebodyelsePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressStorytimewithDave!Charlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinswears!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionRomeoapologizesAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yet

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 5 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  2. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  3. DSO ghosts us
  4. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  5. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  6. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  7. ML/neural network joke
  8. "How much money does this project have left?"
  9. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  10. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  11. Akin forgets software again
  12. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  13. Akin traveling
  14. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  15. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  16. New undergrad abandons project
  17. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  18. Reference to an Akin's Law
  19. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  20. Internal deadline slips further back!
  21. Akin appears to be asleep
  22. TRAVELS has no money
  23. Issue with the pool this week
  24. Josh references ETH Zurich
  25. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  26. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  27. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  28. Rahul is too good at software
  29. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  30. Shipping time woes
  31. Truancy!
  32. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  33. New project that we don't have time to do
  34. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  35. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  36. Storytime with Dave!
  37. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  38. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  39. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  40. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  41. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  42. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  43. Akin swears!
  44. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  45. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  46. Romeo apologizes
  47. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet