StorytimewithDave!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinappearsto beasleepAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingShippingtimewoesNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doTruancy!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsJoshreferencesETHZurichML/neuralnetworkjokeAkinswears!DSOghostsussomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto/requestfor no-costextension"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Issue withthe poolthis weekAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPad"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkintravelingRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerNewundergradabandonsprojectRomeoapologizesGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReferenceto anAkin'sLawPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeTRAVELShas nomoneyRahul istoo goodatsoftwareName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docStorytimewithDave!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinappearsto beasleepAkinforgetssoftwareagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingShippingtimewoesNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doTruancy!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsJoshreferencesETHZurichML/neuralnetworkjokeAkinswears!DSOghostsussomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto/requestfor no-costextension"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Issue withthe poolthis weekAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPad"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkintravelingRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerNewundergradabandonsprojectRomeoapologizesGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReferenceto anAkin'sLawPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeTRAVELShas nomoneyRahul istoo goodatsoftwareName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant doc

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 5 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Storytime with Dave!
  2. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  3. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  4. Akin appears to be asleep
  5. Akin forgets software again
  6. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  7. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  8. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  9. Shipping time woes
  10. New project that we don't have time to do
  11. Truancy!
  12. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  13. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  14. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  15. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  16. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  17. Josh references ETH Zurich
  18. ML/neural network joke
  19. Akin swears!
  20. DSO ghosts us
  21. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  22. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  23. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  24. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  25. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  26. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  27. Internal deadline slips further back!
  28. Issue with the pool this week
  29. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  30. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  31. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  32. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  33. "How much money does this project have left?"
  34. Akin traveling
  35. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  36. New undergrad abandons project
  37. Romeo apologizes
  38. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  39. Reference to an Akin's Law
  40. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  41. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  42. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  43. TRAVELS has no money
  44. Rahul is too good at software
  45. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  46. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  47. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc