Unreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneIssue withthe poolthis weekAkintravelingShippingtimewoesReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionReferenceto anAkin'sLawMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTruancy!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsDSOghostsusAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeJoshreferencesETHZurichInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitNewundergradabandonsprojectAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Dave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomStorytimewithDave!"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingRomeoapologizesAkinswears!TRAVELShas nomoneyRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doAkinforgetssoftwareagainAkinappearsto beasleepSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation""""We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatML/neuralnetworkjokesomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRahul istoo goodatsoftwareUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneIssue withthe poolthis weekAkintravelingShippingtimewoesReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionReferenceto anAkin'sLawMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTruancy!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsDSOghostsusAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeJoshreferencesETHZurichInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitNewundergradabandonsprojectAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workCharlie/Nicdid an all-nighter in theshop againLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Dave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomStorytimewithDave!"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingRomeoapologizesAkinswears!TRAVELShas nomoneyRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doAkinforgetssoftwareagainAkinappearsto beasleepSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation""""We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatML/neuralnetworkjokesomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Passive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRahul istoo goodatsoftware

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 5 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  2. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  3. Issue with the pool this week
  4. Akin traveling
  5. Shipping time woes
  6. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  7. Reference to an Akin's Law
  8. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  9. Truancy!
  10. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  11. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  12. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  13. DSO ghosts us
  14. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  15. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  16. Josh references ETH Zurich
  17. Internal deadline slips further back!
  18. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  19. New undergrad abandons project
  20. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  21. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  22. Charlie/Nic did an all-nighter in the shop again
  23. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  24. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  25. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  26. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  27. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  28. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  29. Storytime with Dave!
  30. "How much money does this project have left?"
  31. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  32. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  33. Romeo apologizes
  34. Akin swears!
  35. TRAVELS has no money
  36. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  37. New project that we don't have time to do
  38. Akin forgets software again
  39. Akin appears to be asleep
  40. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  41. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  42. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  43. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  44. ML/neural network joke
  45. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  46. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  47. Rahul is too good at software