“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”Someonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookReceiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeYousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff binsSomeonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Store iscomplimentedon musicSomeonesays theywere referredby another ofour customersNopackagesfor 120UnreadableshippinglabelNo shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop off“Why is itsoexpensive?”Out-of-controlunsupervisedchild303has nomail...Someonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downNailsalonsmellTrying toship toMexicoSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signSomeoneparks inthe loadingzone“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Someonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopes181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shopCan’t findthe maildrop boxModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkSomeonegets stickershock andleavesDadcomesto visit!USPSQRCODE(yay!)UPSwaybill“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Petecomesto visit!An elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelyWhat timedo theypick up?Dancomesto visit!Lily getscomplimentedon earringsSomeonecuts thelineAflirty/uncomfyold manNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openCharlesgives youa heartattackSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosNopackagesfor 102Do you sellenvelopes?Walks intothe doorthinkingits a pushSomeonestarts aclaimSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDSomeone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pmComes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoption“Do youguys haveboxes?”FEDEXwaybillGoodgooglereview!Box holdercan’t gettheir boxopenYou sell achargingcable orearbudsSomeonecomplimentsnailsCan’toperate theflap on themail dropbox“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”Someonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookReceiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeYousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff binsSomeonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Store iscomplimentedon musicSomeonesays theywere referredby another ofour customersNopackagesfor 120UnreadableshippinglabelNo shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop off“Why is itsoexpensive?”Out-of-controlunsupervisedchild303has nomail...Someonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downNailsalonsmellTrying toship toMexicoSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signSomeoneparks inthe loadingzone“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Someonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopes181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shopCan’t findthe maildrop boxModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkSomeonegets stickershock andleavesDadcomesto visit!USPSQRCODE(yay!)UPSwaybill“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Petecomesto visit!An elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelyWhat timedo theypick up?Dancomesto visit!Lily getscomplimentedon earringsSomeonecuts thelineAflirty/uncomfyold manNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openCharlesgives youa heartattackSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosNopackagesfor 102Do you sellenvelopes?Walks intothe doorthinkingits a pushSomeonestarts aclaimSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDSomeone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pmComes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoption“Do youguys haveboxes?”FEDEXwaybillGoodgooglereview!Box holdercan’t gettheir boxopenYou sell achargingcable orearbudsSomeonecomplimentsnailsCan’toperate theflap on themail dropbox

Hot Mess Express "KINKO" - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “You have the best greeting cards!”
  2. “I didn’t know you guys were here!”
  3. Someone hands you their phone for tech support
  4. You have the task of the spanish bible book
  5. Receiptless drop-off is left in the wrong place
  6. You successfully sell stamps to someone who didn't come in for them
  7. Someone leaves stamped mail in the package dropoff bins
  8. Someone drives up onto the curb out front (at least one whole tire)
  9. "This isn't a UPS store?"
  10. Store is complimented on music
  11. Someone says they were referred by another of our customers
  12. No packages for 120
  13. Unreadable shipping label
  14. No shipping label left in receiptless drop off
  15. “Why is it so expensive?”
  16. Out-of-control unsupervised child
  17. 303 has no mail...
  18. Someone hands you a package for scan, label face-down
  19. Nail salon smell
  20. Trying to ship to Mexico
  21. Someone tries to go past the staff only sign
  22. Someone parks in the loading zone
  23. “Do you have money orders?”
  24. Someone comments on the single stamped envelopes
  25. 181 curses out loud to himself in the shop
  26. Can’t find the mail drop box
  27. Modem from Xfinity or CenturyLink
  28. Someone gets sticker shock and leaves
  29. Dad comes to visit!
  30. USPS QR CODE (yay!)
  31. UPS waybill
  32. “How much do stamps cost these days?"
  33. Pete comes to visit!
  34. An elderly person who doesn't speak to you
  35. Receiptless drop-off waits in line and misses the sign entirely
  36. What time do they pick up?
  37. Dan comes to visit!
  38. Lily gets complimented on earrings
  39. Someone cuts the line
  40. A flirty/uncomfy old man
  41. New mailbox within first/last 30min store is open
  42. Charles gives you a heart attack
  43. Someone asks if Kait and Lys are sisters
  44. Someone compliments Lys' tattoos
  45. No packages for 102
  46. Do you sell envelopes?
  47. Walks into the door thinking its a push
  48. Someone starts a claim
  49. Someone shows up for fieldprint without adequate ID
  50. Someone “mansplains” something to you incorrectly
  51. Customer wants overnight services after 4pm
  52. Comes in for overnight, goes with cheapest option
  53. “Do you guys have boxes?”
  54. FEDEX waybill
  55. Good google review!
  56. Box holder can’t get their box open
  57. You sell a charging cable or earbuds
  58. Someone compliments nails
  59. Can’t operate the flap on the mail drop box