Someonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff binsBox holdercan’t gettheir boxopenCan’t findthe maildrop boxWhat timedo theypick up?“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Walks intothe doorthinkingits a push"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Someoneparks inthe loadingzoneTrying toship toMexicoYousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themUSPSQRCODE(yay!)UPSwaybillOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildStore iscomplimentedon musicComes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoption303has nomail...Someonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downSomeone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyNopackagesfor 102Goodgooglereview!Unreadableshippinglabel“Why is itsoexpensive?”Someonesays theywere referredby another ofour customersReceiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong place“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Charlesgives youa heartattackYou sell achargingcable orearbudsDadcomesto visit!Someonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)NailsalonsmellCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pm181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shopSomeonestarts aclaimDo you sellenvelopes?Can’toperate theflap on themail dropboxNopackagesfor 120Someoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersLily getscomplimentedon earrings“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”SomeonecomplimentsnailsSomeonegets stickershock andleaves“Do youguys haveboxes?”SomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosNo shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelySomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDSomeonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopes“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"FEDEXwaybillAflirty/uncomfyold manYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookDancomesto visit!Petecomesto visit!Someonecuts thelineSomeonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff binsBox holdercan’t gettheir boxopenCan’t findthe maildrop boxWhat timedo theypick up?“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Walks intothe doorthinkingits a push"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Someoneparks inthe loadingzoneTrying toship toMexicoYousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themUSPSQRCODE(yay!)UPSwaybillOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildStore iscomplimentedon musicComes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoption303has nomail...Someonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downSomeone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyNopackagesfor 102Goodgooglereview!Unreadableshippinglabel“Why is itsoexpensive?”Someonesays theywere referredby another ofour customersReceiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong place“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Charlesgives youa heartattackYou sell achargingcable orearbudsDadcomesto visit!Someonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)NailsalonsmellCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pm181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shopSomeonestarts aclaimDo you sellenvelopes?Can’toperate theflap on themail dropboxNopackagesfor 120Someoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersLily getscomplimentedon earrings“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”SomeonecomplimentsnailsSomeonegets stickershock andleaves“Do youguys haveboxes?”SomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosNo shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelySomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDSomeonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopes“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"FEDEXwaybillAflirty/uncomfyold manYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookDancomesto visit!Petecomesto visit!Someonecuts theline

Hot Mess Express "KINKO" - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone hands you their phone for tech support
  2. An elderly person who doesn't speak to you
  3. Someone leaves stamped mail in the package dropoff bins
  4. Box holder can’t get their box open
  5. Can’t find the mail drop box
  6. What time do they pick up?
  7. “You have the best greeting cards!”
  8. Walks into the door thinking its a push
  9. "This isn't a UPS store?"
  10. Someone parks in the loading zone
  11. Trying to ship to Mexico
  12. You successfully sell stamps to someone who didn't come in for them
  13. USPS QR CODE (yay!)
  14. UPS waybill
  15. Out-of-control unsupervised child
  16. Store is complimented on music
  17. Comes in for overnight, goes with cheapest option
  18. 303 has no mail...
  19. Someone hands you a package for scan, label face-down
  20. Someone “mansplains” something to you incorrectly
  21. No packages for 102
  22. Good google review!
  23. Unreadable shipping label
  24. “Why is it so expensive?”
  25. Someone says they were referred by another of our customers
  26. Receiptless drop-off is left in the wrong place
  27. “Do you have money orders?”
  28. Charles gives you a heart attack
  29. You sell a charging cable or earbuds
  30. Dad comes to visit!
  31. Someone drives up onto the curb out front (at least one whole tire)
  32. Nail salon smell
  33. Customer wants overnight services after 4pm
  34. 181 curses out loud to himself in the shop
  35. Someone starts a claim
  36. Do you sell envelopes?
  37. Can’t operate the flap on the mail drop box
  38. No packages for 120
  39. Someone asks if Kait and Lys are sisters
  40. Lily gets complimented on earrings
  41. “I didn’t know you guys were here!”
  42. Someone compliments nails
  43. Someone gets sticker shock and leaves
  44. “Do you guys have boxes?”
  45. Someone compliments Lys' tattoos
  46. No shipping label left in receiptless drop off
  47. Modem from Xfinity or CenturyLink
  48. New mailbox within first/last 30min store is open
  49. Someone tries to go past the staff only sign
  50. Receiptless drop-off waits in line and misses the sign entirely
  51. Someone shows up for fieldprint without adequate ID
  52. Someone comments on the single stamped envelopes
  53. “How much do stamps cost these days?"
  54. FEDEX waybill
  55. A flirty/uncomfy old man
  56. You have the task of the spanish bible book
  57. Dan comes to visit!
  58. Pete comes to visit!
  59. Someone cuts the line