Someonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downUSPSQRCODE(yay!)Aflirty/uncomfyold manSomeonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopesSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookSomeonegets stickershock andleavesSomeonecomplimentsnails“Do youguys haveboxes?”“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Receiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkSomeoneparks inthe loadingzoneSomeonecuts thelineSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff binsSomeonestarts aclaimPetecomesto visit!303has nomail...What timedo theypick up?Store iscomplimentedon musicGoodgooglereview!UnreadableshippinglabelUPSwaybillNailsalonsmellTrying toship toMexicoNo shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offSomeonesays theywere referredby another ofour customers“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Nopackagesfor 120Someonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)Dancomesto visit!“Why is itsoexpensive?”181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shopSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelySomeonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportNopackagesfor 102Can’toperate theflap on themail dropboxLily getscomplimentedon earringsCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pmFEDEXwaybillAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youComes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoptionSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosYou sell achargingcable orearbuds“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Yousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themCan’t findthe maildrop boxWalks intothe doorthinkingits a push"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Dadcomesto visit!New mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildSomeone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyBox holdercan’t gettheir boxopenSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDDo you sellenvelopes?Charlesgives youa heartattack“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”Someonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downUSPSQRCODE(yay!)Aflirty/uncomfyold manSomeonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopesSomeonetries to gopast the staffonly signYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookSomeonegets stickershock andleavesSomeonecomplimentsnails“Do youguys haveboxes?”“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Receiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkSomeoneparks inthe loadingzoneSomeonecuts thelineSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff binsSomeonestarts aclaimPetecomesto visit!303has nomail...What timedo theypick up?Store iscomplimentedon musicGoodgooglereview!UnreadableshippinglabelUPSwaybillNailsalonsmellTrying toship toMexicoNo shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offSomeonesays theywere referredby another ofour customers“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Nopackagesfor 120Someonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)Dancomesto visit!“Why is itsoexpensive?”181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shopSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelySomeonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportNopackagesfor 102Can’toperate theflap on themail dropboxLily getscomplimentedon earringsCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pmFEDEXwaybillAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youComes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoptionSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoosYou sell achargingcable orearbuds“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Yousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themCan’t findthe maildrop boxWalks intothe doorthinkingits a push"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Dadcomesto visit!New mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildSomeone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyBox holdercan’t gettheir boxopenSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDDo you sellenvelopes?Charlesgives youa heartattack“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”

Hot Mess Express "KINKO" - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone hands you a package for scan, label face-down
  2. USPS QR CODE (yay!)
  3. A flirty/uncomfy old man
  4. Someone comments on the single stamped envelopes
  5. Someone tries to go past the staff only sign
  6. You have the task of the spanish bible book
  7. Someone gets sticker shock and leaves
  8. Someone compliments nails
  9. “Do you guys have boxes?”
  10. “You have the best greeting cards!”
  11. Receiptless drop-off is left in the wrong place
  12. Modem from Xfinity or CenturyLink
  13. Someone parks in the loading zone
  14. Someone cuts the line
  15. Someone leaves stamped mail in the package dropoff bins
  16. Someone starts a claim
  17. Pete comes to visit!
  18. 303 has no mail...
  19. What time do they pick up?
  20. Store is complimented on music
  21. Good google review!
  22. Unreadable shipping label
  23. UPS waybill
  24. Nail salon smell
  25. Trying to ship to Mexico
  26. No shipping label left in receiptless drop off
  27. Someone says they were referred by another of our customers
  28. “How much do stamps cost these days?"
  29. No packages for 120
  30. Someone drives up onto the curb out front (at least one whole tire)
  31. Dan comes to visit!
  32. “Why is it so expensive?”
  33. 181 curses out loud to himself in the shop
  34. Someone asks if Kait and Lys are sisters
  35. Receiptless drop-off waits in line and misses the sign entirely
  36. Someone hands you their phone for tech support
  37. No packages for 102
  38. Can’t operate the flap on the mail drop box
  39. Lily gets complimented on earrings
  40. Customer wants overnight services after 4pm
  41. FEDEX waybill
  42. An elderly person who doesn't speak to you
  43. Comes in for overnight, goes with cheapest option
  44. Someone compliments Lys' tattoos
  45. You sell a charging cable or earbuds
  46. “Do you have money orders?”
  47. You successfully sell stamps to someone who didn't come in for them
  48. Can’t find the mail drop box
  49. Walks into the door thinking its a push
  50. "This isn't a UPS store?"
  51. Dad comes to visit!
  52. New mailbox within first/last 30min store is open
  53. Out-of-control unsupervised child
  54. Someone “mansplains” something to you incorrectly
  55. Box holder can’t get their box open
  56. Someone shows up for fieldprint without adequate ID
  57. Do you sell envelopes?
  58. Charles gives you a heart attack
  59. “I didn’t know you guys were here!”