"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Someonesays theywere referredby another ofour customersYousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themGoodgooglereview!You sell achargingcable orearbudsSomeonecomplimentsnailsOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookSomeonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopesModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersPetecomesto visit!Dancomesto visit!Comes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoptionSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDStore iscomplimentedon musicSomeonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downNopackagesfor 102Someonecuts thelineDo you sellenvelopes?Aflirty/uncomfyold man“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Walks intothe doorthinkingits a pushCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pmSomeonestarts aclaimUPSwaybillReceiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff bins“Do youguys haveboxes?”Someonetries to gopast the staffonly signReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelySomeonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)Nopackagesfor 120Lily getscomplimentedon earringsCharlesgives youa heartattackAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youSomeonegets stickershock andleaves181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shop“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Unreadableshippinglabel303has nomail...Someonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportCan’t findthe maildrop box“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Someone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyFEDEXwaybillNailsalonsmellSomeoneparks inthe loadingzoneSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoos“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”“Why is itsoexpensive?”Box holdercan’t gettheir boxopenTrying toship toMexicoWhat timedo theypick up?Dadcomesto visit!USPSQRCODE(yay!)No shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offCan’toperate theflap on themail dropbox"This isn'ta UPSstore?"Someonesays theywere referredby another ofour customersYousuccessfullysell stamps tosomeone whodidn't come infor themGoodgooglereview!You sell achargingcable orearbudsSomeonecomplimentsnailsOut-of-controlunsupervisedchildYou havethe task ofthe spanishbible bookSomeonecommentson the singlestampedenvelopesModemfrom XfinityorCenturyLinkNew mailboxwithinfirst/last30min storeis openSomeoneasks if Kaitand Lysare sistersPetecomesto visit!Dancomesto visit!Comes in forovernight,goes withcheapestoptionSomeoneshows up forfieldprintwithoutadequate IDStore iscomplimentedon musicSomeonehands you apackage forscan, labelface-downNopackagesfor 102Someonecuts thelineDo you sellenvelopes?Aflirty/uncomfyold man“How muchdo stampscost thesedays?"Walks intothe doorthinkingits a pushCustomerwantsovernightservicesafter 4pmSomeonestarts aclaimUPSwaybillReceiptlessdrop-off isleft in thewrong placeSomeoneleavesstamped mailin the packagedropoff bins“Do youguys haveboxes?”Someonetries to gopast the staffonly signReceiptlessdrop-off waitsin line andmisses thesign entirelySomeonedrives up ontothe curb outfront (at leastone whole tire)Nopackagesfor 120Lily getscomplimentedon earringsCharlesgives youa heartattackAn elderlyperson whodoesn'tspeak to youSomeonegets stickershock andleaves181 cursesout loud tohimself inthe shop“You havethe bestgreetingcards!”Unreadableshippinglabel303has nomail...Someonehands youtheir phonefor techsupportCan’t findthe maildrop box“Do youhavemoneyorders?”Someone“mansplains”something toyouincorrectlyFEDEXwaybillNailsalonsmellSomeoneparks inthe loadingzoneSomeonecomplimentsLys' tattoos“I didn’tknow youguys werehere!”“Why is itsoexpensive?”Box holdercan’t gettheir boxopenTrying toship toMexicoWhat timedo theypick up?Dadcomesto visit!USPSQRCODE(yay!)No shippinglabel left inreceiptlessdrop offCan’toperate theflap on themail dropbox

Hot Mess Express "KINKO" - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "This isn't a UPS store?"
  2. Someone says they were referred by another of our customers
  3. You successfully sell stamps to someone who didn't come in for them
  4. Good google review!
  5. You sell a charging cable or earbuds
  6. Someone compliments nails
  7. Out-of-control unsupervised child
  8. You have the task of the spanish bible book
  9. Someone comments on the single stamped envelopes
  10. Modem from Xfinity or CenturyLink
  11. New mailbox within first/last 30min store is open
  12. Someone asks if Kait and Lys are sisters
  13. Pete comes to visit!
  14. Dan comes to visit!
  15. Comes in for overnight, goes with cheapest option
  16. Someone shows up for fieldprint without adequate ID
  17. Store is complimented on music
  18. Someone hands you a package for scan, label face-down
  19. No packages for 102
  20. Someone cuts the line
  21. Do you sell envelopes?
  22. A flirty/uncomfy old man
  23. “How much do stamps cost these days?"
  24. Walks into the door thinking its a push
  25. Customer wants overnight services after 4pm
  26. Someone starts a claim
  27. UPS waybill
  28. Receiptless drop-off is left in the wrong place
  29. Someone leaves stamped mail in the package dropoff bins
  30. “Do you guys have boxes?”
  31. Someone tries to go past the staff only sign
  32. Receiptless drop-off waits in line and misses the sign entirely
  33. Someone drives up onto the curb out front (at least one whole tire)
  34. No packages for 120
  35. Lily gets complimented on earrings
  36. Charles gives you a heart attack
  37. An elderly person who doesn't speak to you
  38. Someone gets sticker shock and leaves
  39. 181 curses out loud to himself in the shop
  40. “You have the best greeting cards!”
  41. Unreadable shipping label
  42. 303 has no mail...
  43. Someone hands you their phone for tech support
  44. Can’t find the mail drop box
  45. “Do you have money orders?”
  46. Someone “mansplains” something to you incorrectly
  47. FEDEX waybill
  48. Nail salon smell
  49. Someone parks in the loading zone
  50. Someone compliments Lys' tattoos
  51. “I didn’t know you guys were here!”
  52. “Why is it so expensive?”
  53. Box holder can’t get their box open
  54. Trying to ship to Mexico
  55. What time do they pick up?
  56. Dad comes to visit!
  57. USPS QR CODE (yay!)
  58. No shipping label left in receiptless drop off
  59. Can’t operate the flap on the mail drop box