Someonefights overwhere to sitfor presentsmercilessteasing ofvulnerablefamilymembercousinsneaks inalcoholsomeonehidesfromcleaningSomeone triescleaning up giftwrap at aninappropriatetimekid winingaboutopeninggiftssomeonethrowsaway food"politely"strategicavoidance ofemotionalelephant inthe roomparentwining atwining kidemotionalabusecalled"parenting"kid(s)at adulttableMicro-managerhands outgiftsgrandmayells atgrandpasomeonecusses infront ofminorbadChristmasmoviedirty orknowinglooksbetween twopartiesstory we'veheard amilliontimesuncomfortablepolitical talkadult(s)at kidstableBrothersneaksoutside tosmoke ajointawkward carmoving toallow earlyleaver outthreats abouttaking awaygifts/Christmasto control kidsomeonesneaksout beforedessertsimmeringresentmentSomeonefights overwhere to sitfor presentsmercilessteasing ofvulnerablefamilymembercousinsneaks inalcoholsomeonehidesfromcleaningSomeone triescleaning up giftwrap at aninappropriatetimekid winingaboutopeninggiftssomeonethrowsaway food"politely"strategicavoidance ofemotionalelephant inthe roomparentwining atwining kidemotionalabusecalled"parenting"kid(s)at adulttableMicro-managerhands outgiftsgrandmayells atgrandpasomeonecusses infront ofminorbadChristmasmoviedirty orknowinglooksbetween twopartiesstory we'veheard amilliontimesuncomfortablepolitical talkadult(s)at kidstableBrothersneaksoutside tosmoke ajointawkward carmoving toallow earlyleaver outthreats abouttaking awaygifts/Christmasto control kidsomeonesneaksout beforedessertsimmeringresentment

Dysfunctional Christmas BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone fights over where to sit for presents
  2. merciless teasing of vulnerable family member
  3. cousin sneaks in alcohol
  4. someone hides from cleaning
  5. Someone tries cleaning up gift wrap at an inappropriate time
  6. kid wining about opening gifts
  7. someone throws away food "politely"
  8. strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room
  9. parent wining at wining kid
  10. emotional abuse called "parenting"
  11. kid(s) at adult table
  12. Micro-manager hands out gifts
  13. grandma yells at grandpa
  14. someone cusses in front of minor
  15. bad Christmas movie
  16. dirty or knowing looks between two parties
  17. story we've heard a million times
  18. uncomfortable political talk
  19. adult(s) at kids table
  20. Brother sneaks outside to smoke a joint
  21. awkward car moving to allow early leaver out
  22. threats about taking away gifts/Christmas to control kid
  23. someone sneaks out before dessert
  24. simmering resentment