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Dysfunctional Christmas BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone tries cleaning up gift wrap at an inappropriate time
  2. grandma yells at grandpa
  3. cousin sneaks in alcohol
  4. Someone fights over where to sit for presents
  5. emotional abuse called "parenting"
  6. bad Christmas movie
  7. uncomfortable political talk
  8. parent wining at wining kid
  9. merciless teasing of vulnerable family member
  10. awkward car moving to allow early leaver out
  11. someone throws away food "politely"
  12. someone sneaks out before dessert
  13. Micro-manager hands out gifts
  14. dirty or knowing looks between two parties
  15. adult(s) at kids table
  16. Brother sneaks outside to smoke a joint
  17. someone cusses in front of minor
  18. strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room
  19. kid(s) at adult table
  20. simmering resentment
  21. kid wining about opening gifts
  22. story we've heard a million times
  23. threats about taking away gifts/Christmas to control kid
  24. someone hides from cleaning