A woman who isnot your mothertreats you like herdaughter. Youractual mother isdead or ridiculous.Everyone in theneighborhood,including yourmother, hasranked you andyour sisters inorder of hotness.You say somethingarch yet generousabout anotherwoman bothyounger and richerthan you.Your father isabsolutelyterrible withmoney. No onehas ever toldhim this.A womanwho hatesyou isplaying thepianoforteA shockingmarriage ofconvenience takesplace within yoursocial circle two-thirds of the wayin.A member of thearmed forceshas revealedhimself to bemorallydeficient.You oncetook awalk witha cad.You developa resentmentat a publicdance.There are threemen in your life:one true love, onetempting but rakishacquaintance, anda third distantpossibility.Someone youknow has fallenill. Notmelodramaticallyill justinterestingly soSomeonedisagreeabletries topersuade youto join a gameof cards.You are in agarden andyou areastonished.You have onefriend; he is thirty,does businesswith your father,and you are goingto marry himsomeday.All of yourdresseslook likenightgowns.You attempt tobefriend someoneslightly above orslightly below yousocial station andare soundlypunished.A picnichas gonehorriblywrong.A charmingman attemptsto flirt withyou. This isterrible.A man proposesto you, then toanother, lesserwoman whenyou politelyspurn him.Someonedisagreeable istrying topersuade youto take a trip toBath.You havebecomeexceedinglyashamed of whatyour conduct hasbeen.A girl you haveonly just mettell you asecret, and youdespise her forit.A woman in anabsurd hat ismean to you;there is nothingyou can do.You have fivehundred a year.From who? Fivehundred what? Noone knows. Noone cares. Youhave it. It's yours.A woman who isnot your mothertreats you like herdaughter. Youractual mother isdead or ridiculous.Everyone in theneighborhood,including yourmother, hasranked you andyour sisters inorder of hotness.You say somethingarch yet generousabout anotherwoman bothyounger and richerthan you.Your father isabsolutelyterrible withmoney. No onehas ever toldhim this.A womanwho hatesyou isplaying thepianoforteA shockingmarriage ofconvenience takesplace within yoursocial circle two-thirds of the wayin.A member of thearmed forceshas revealedhimself to bemorallydeficient.You oncetook awalk witha cad.You developa resentmentat a publicdance.There are threemen in your life:one true love, onetempting but rakishacquaintance, anda third distantpossibility.Someone youknow has fallenill. Notmelodramaticallyill justinterestingly soSomeonedisagreeabletries topersuade youto join a gameof cards.You are in agarden andyou areastonished.You have onefriend; he is thirty,does businesswith your father,and you are goingto marry himsomeday.All of yourdresseslook likenightgowns.You attempt tobefriend someoneslightly above orslightly below yousocial station andare soundlypunished.A picnichas gonehorriblywrong.A charmingman attemptsto flirt withyou. This isterrible.A man proposesto you, then toanother, lesserwoman whenyou politelyspurn him.Someonedisagreeable istrying topersuade youto take a trip toBath.You havebecomeexceedinglyashamed of whatyour conduct hasbeen.A girl you haveonly just mettell you asecret, and youdespise her forit.A woman in anabsurd hat ismean to you;there is nothingyou can do.You have fivehundred a year.From who? Fivehundred what? Noone knows. Noone cares. Youhave it. It's yours.

Jane Austen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A woman who is not your mother treats you like her daughter. Your actual mother is dead or ridiculous.
  2. Everyone in the neighborhood, including your mother, has ranked you and your sisters in order of hotness.
  3. You say something arch yet generous about another woman both younger and richer than you.
  4. Your father is absolutely terrible with money. No one has ever told him this.
  5. A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte
  6. A shocking marriage of convenience takes place within your social circle two-thirds of the way in.
  7. A member of the armed forces has revealed himself to be morally deficient.
  8. You once took a walk with a cad.
  9. You develop a resentment at a public dance.
  10. There are three men in your life: one true love, one tempting but rakish acquaintance, and a third distant possibility.
  11. Someone you know has fallen ill. Not melodramatically ill just interestingly so
  12. Someone disagreeable tries to persuade you to join a game of cards.
  13. You are in a garden and you are astonished.
  14. You have one friend; he is thirty, does business with your father, and you are going to marry him someday.
  15. All of your dresses look like nightgowns.
  16. You attempt to befriend someone slightly above or slightly below you social station and are soundly punished.
  17. A picnic has gone horribly wrong.
  18. A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
  19. A man proposes to you, then to another, lesser woman when you politely spurn him.
  20. Someone disagreeable is trying to persuade you to take a trip to Bath.
  21. You have become exceedingly ashamed of what your conduct has been.
  22. A girl you have only just met tell you a secret, and you despise her for it.
  23. A woman in an absurd hat is mean to you; there is nothing you can do.
  24. You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It's yours.