A man proposesto you, then toanother, lesserwoman whenyou politelyspurn him.Everyone in theneighborhood,including yourmother, hasranked you andyour sisters inorder of hotness.A woman who isnot your mothertreats you like herdaughter. Youractual mother isdead or ridiculous.A woman in anabsurd hat ismean to you;there is nothingyou can do.A member of thearmed forceshas revealedhimself to bemorallydeficient.A womanwho hatesyou isplaying thepianoforteYou are in agarden andyou areastonished.You say somethingarch yet generousabout anotherwoman bothyounger and richerthan you.A shockingmarriage ofconvenience takesplace within yoursocial circle two-thirds of the wayin.Someonedisagreeable istrying topersuade youto take a trip toBath.You oncetook awalk witha cad.You have onefriend; he is thirty,does businesswith your father,and you are goingto marry himsomeday.Your father isabsolutelyterrible withmoney. No onehas ever toldhim this.Someonedisagreeabletries topersuade youto join a gameof cards.You have fivehundred a year.From who? Fivehundred what? Noone knows. Noone cares. Youhave it. It's yours.You attempt tobefriend someoneslightly above orslightly below yousocial station andare soundlypunished.A charmingman attemptsto flirt withyou. This isterrible.A picnichas gonehorriblywrong.You developa resentmentat a publicdance.All of yourdresseslook likenightgowns.A girl you haveonly just mettell you asecret, and youdespise her forit.Someone youknow has fallenill. Notmelodramaticallyill justinterestingly soYou havebecomeexceedinglyashamed of whatyour conduct hasbeen.There are threemen in your life:one true love, onetempting but rakishacquaintance, anda third distantpossibility.A man proposesto you, then toanother, lesserwoman whenyou politelyspurn him.Everyone in theneighborhood,including yourmother, hasranked you andyour sisters inorder of hotness.A woman who isnot your mothertreats you like herdaughter. Youractual mother isdead or ridiculous.A woman in anabsurd hat ismean to you;there is nothingyou can do.A member of thearmed forceshas revealedhimself to bemorallydeficient.A womanwho hatesyou isplaying thepianoforteYou are in agarden andyou areastonished.You say somethingarch yet generousabout anotherwoman bothyounger and richerthan you.A shockingmarriage ofconvenience takesplace within yoursocial circle two-thirds of the wayin.Someonedisagreeable istrying topersuade youto take a trip toBath.You oncetook awalk witha cad.You have onefriend; he is thirty,does businesswith your father,and you are goingto marry himsomeday.Your father isabsolutelyterrible withmoney. No onehas ever toldhim this.Someonedisagreeabletries topersuade youto join a gameof cards.You have fivehundred a year.From who? Fivehundred what? Noone knows. Noone cares. Youhave it. It's yours.You attempt tobefriend someoneslightly above orslightly below yousocial station andare soundlypunished.A charmingman attemptsto flirt withyou. This isterrible.A picnichas gonehorriblywrong.You developa resentmentat a publicdance.All of yourdresseslook likenightgowns.A girl you haveonly just mettell you asecret, and youdespise her forit.Someone youknow has fallenill. Notmelodramaticallyill justinterestingly soYou havebecomeexceedinglyashamed of whatyour conduct hasbeen.There are threemen in your life:one true love, onetempting but rakishacquaintance, anda third distantpossibility.

Jane Austen Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A man proposes to you, then to another, lesser woman when you politely spurn him.
  2. Everyone in the neighborhood, including your mother, has ranked you and your sisters in order of hotness.
  3. A woman who is not your mother treats you like her daughter. Your actual mother is dead or ridiculous.
  4. A woman in an absurd hat is mean to you; there is nothing you can do.
  5. A member of the armed forces has revealed himself to be morally deficient.
  6. A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte
  7. You are in a garden and you are astonished.
  8. You say something arch yet generous about another woman both younger and richer than you.
  9. A shocking marriage of convenience takes place within your social circle two-thirds of the way in.
  10. Someone disagreeable is trying to persuade you to take a trip to Bath.
  11. You once took a walk with a cad.
  12. You have one friend; he is thirty, does business with your father, and you are going to marry him someday.
  13. Your father is absolutely terrible with money. No one has ever told him this.
  14. Someone disagreeable tries to persuade you to join a game of cards.
  15. You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It's yours.
  16. You attempt to befriend someone slightly above or slightly below you social station and are soundly punished.
  17. A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
  18. A picnic has gone horribly wrong.
  19. You develop a resentment at a public dance.
  20. All of your dresses look like nightgowns.
  21. A girl you have only just met tell you a secret, and you despise her for it.
  22. Someone you know has fallen ill. Not melodramatically ill just interestingly so
  23. You have become exceedingly ashamed of what your conduct has been.
  24. There are three men in your life: one true love, one tempting but rakish acquaintance, and a third distant possibility.