When areyou goingto get ajob?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’vegrown somuch!You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeSo have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.What areyour plansafter yougraduate?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Free!How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Do yourememberme?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsWe ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballWhat areyou going todo with yourdegree?Why areyou stillsingle?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Is thatatattoo?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?Are youdatinganyone?What’syour five-yearplan?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsHow do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itAre theyfeedingyou at thatschool?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhen areyou goingto get ajob?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’vegrown somuch!You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeSo have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.What areyour plansafter yougraduate?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Free!How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Do yourememberme?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsWe ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballWhat areyou going todo with yourdegree?Why areyou stillsingle?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Is thatatattoo?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?Are youdatinganyone?What’syour five-yearplan?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsHow do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itAre theyfeedingyou at thatschool?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyle

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When are you going to get a job?
  2. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  3. You’ve grown so much!
  4. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  5. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  6. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  7. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  8. Literally anything about politics.
  9. What are your plans after you graduate?
  10. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  11. Free!
  12. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  13. Do you remember me?
  14. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  15. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  16. Literally anything about football
  17. What are you going to do with your degree?
  18. Why are you still single?
  19. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  20. Is that a tattoo?
  21. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  22. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  23. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  24. Are you dating anyone?
  25. What’s your five-year plan?
  26. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  27. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  28. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  29. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  30. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  31. Are they feeding you at that school?
  32. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle