When areyou goingto get ajob?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeWhat’syour five-yearplan?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.You lookso skinny—are youeating!?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsI thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleHow do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itSo what’severyonethankfulfor?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsYou’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Are youdatinganyone?Do yourememberme?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Why areyou stillsingle?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Is thatatattoo?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’vegrown somuch!Free!When areyou goingto get ajob?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeWhat’syour five-yearplan?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.You lookso skinny—are youeating!?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsI thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleHow do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itSo what’severyonethankfulfor?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsYou’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Are youdatinganyone?Do yourememberme?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Why areyou stillsingle?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Is thatatattoo?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’vegrown somuch!Free!

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When are you going to get a job?
  2. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  3. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  4. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  5. What’s your five-year plan?
  6. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  7. Literally anything about football
  8. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  9. What are your plans after you graduate?
  10. Literally anything about politics.
  11. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  12. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  13. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  14. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  15. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  16. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  17. Are they feeding you at that school?
  18. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  19. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  20. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  21. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  22. Are you dating anyone?
  23. Do you remember me?
  24. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  25. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  26. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  27. Why are you still single?
  28. What are you going to do with your degree?
  29. Is that a tattoo?
  30. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  31. You’ve grown so much!
  32. Free!