So what’severyonethankfulfor?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeYou’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You’vegrown somuch!You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsIs thatatattoo?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhat’syour five-yearplan?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballWhy areyou stillsingle?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.When areyou goingto get ajob?Are youdatinganyone?Free!You lookso skinny—are youeating!?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeYou’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You’vegrown somuch!You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsIs thatatattoo?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhat’syour five-yearplan?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballWhy areyou stillsingle?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.When areyou goingto get ajob?Are youdatinganyone?Free!You lookso skinny—are youeating!?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  2. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  3. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  4. What are your plans after you graduate?
  5. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  6. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  7. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  8. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  9. You’ve grown so much!
  10. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  11. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  12. Is that a tattoo?
  13. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  14. What’s your five-year plan?
  15. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  16. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  17. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  18. Literally anything about football
  19. Why are you still single?
  20. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  21. Do you remember me?
  22. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  23. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  24. What are you going to do with your degree?
  25. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  26. Literally anything about politics.
  27. When are you going to get a job?
  28. Are you dating anyone?
  29. Free!
  30. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  31. Are they feeding you at that school?
  32. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?