Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.You’vegrown somuch!Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?When areyou goingto get ajob?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsYou aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballDid youpurposelydye your hairthat color?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleYou know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeFree!How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Is thatatattoo?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?Do yourememberme?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]Why areyou stillsingle?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itAre theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?Are youdatinganyone?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?What’syour five-yearplan?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsYou lookso skinny—are youeating!?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.You’vegrown somuch!Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?When areyou goingto get ajob?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsYou aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballDid youpurposelydye your hairthat color?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleYou know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeFree!How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Is thatatattoo?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?Do yourememberme?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]Why areyou stillsingle?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itAre theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?Are youdatinganyone?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?What’syour five-yearplan?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsYou lookso skinny—are youeating!?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Literally anything about politics.
  2. You’ve grown so much!
  3. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  4. When are you going to get a job?
  5. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  6. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  7. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  8. Literally anything about football
  9. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  10. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  11. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  12. Free!
  13. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  14. What are you going to do with your degree?
  15. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  16. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  17. Is that a tattoo?
  18. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  19. Do you remember me?
  20. What are your plans after you graduate?
  21. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  22. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  23. Why are you still single?
  24. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  25. Are they feeding you at that school?
  26. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  27. Are you dating anyone?
  28. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  29. What’s your five-year plan?
  30. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  31. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  32. When was the last time you attended religious services?