You’vegrown somuch!You lookso skinny—are youeating!?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleIs thatatattoo?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Free!You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]Why areyou stillsingle?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeYou’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre theyfeedingyou at thatschool?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?When areyou goingto get ajob?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsLiterallyanythingaboutpolitics.LiterallyanythingaboutfootballWhat areyour plansafter yougraduate?What’syour five-yearplan?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?So what’severyonethankfulfor?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are youdatinganyone?You’vegrown somuch!You lookso skinny—are youeating!?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleIs thatatattoo?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Free!You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]Why areyou stillsingle?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeYou’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre theyfeedingyou at thatschool?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?When areyou goingto get ajob?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsLiterallyanythingaboutpolitics.LiterallyanythingaboutfootballWhat areyour plansafter yougraduate?What’syour five-yearplan?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?So what’severyonethankfulfor?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are youdatinganyone?

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’ve grown so much!
  2. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  3. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  4. Is that a tattoo?
  5. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  6. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  7. Free!
  8. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  9. Why are you still single?
  10. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  11. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  12. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  13. Are they feeding you at that school?
  14. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  15. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  16. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  17. When are you going to get a job?
  18. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  19. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  20. Literally anything about politics.
  21. Literally anything about football
  22. What are your plans after you graduate?
  23. What’s your five-year plan?
  24. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  25. Do you remember me?
  26. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  27. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  28. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  29. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  30. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  31. What are you going to do with your degree?
  32. Are you dating anyone?