You lookso skinny—are youeating!?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Free!Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsIs thatatattoo?What’syour five-yearplan?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?You’vegrown somuch!What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Are youdatinganyone?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeSo have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhen areyou goingto get ajob?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]What areyou going todo with yourdegree?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?Why areyou stillsingle?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre youreally goingto eat all ofthat?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou lookso skinny—are youeating!?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Free!Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsIs thatatattoo?What’syour five-yearplan?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?You’vegrown somuch!What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Are youdatinganyone?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeSo have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhen areyou goingto get ajob?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]What areyou going todo with yourdegree?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?Why areyou stillsingle?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre youreally goingto eat all ofthat?So what’severyonethankfulfor?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.Literallyanythingaboutfootball

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  2. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  3. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  4. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  5. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  6. Free!
  7. Are they feeding you at that school?
  8. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  9. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  10. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  11. Is that a tattoo?
  12. What’s your five-year plan?
  13. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  14. You’ve grown so much!
  15. What are your plans after you graduate?
  16. Are you dating anyone?
  17. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  18. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  19. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  20. When are you going to get a job?
  21. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  22. What are you going to do with your degree?
  23. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  24. Do you remember me?
  25. Why are you still single?
  26. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  27. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  28. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  29. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  30. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  31. Literally anything about politics.
  32. Literally anything about football