So what’severyonethankfulfor?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleYou aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsLiterallyanythingaboutpolitics.Why areyou stillsingle?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballAre youdatinganyone?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?You’vegrown somuch!What’syour five-yearplan?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsWhen areyou goingto get ajob?Is thatatattoo?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?Free!You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeSo what’severyonethankfulfor?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleYou aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsLiterallyanythingaboutpolitics.Why areyou stillsingle?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballAre youdatinganyone?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?You’vegrown somuch!What’syour five-yearplan?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsWhen areyou goingto get ajob?Is thatatattoo?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itDo yourememberme?Free!You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollege

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  2. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  3. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  4. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  5. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  6. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  7. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  8. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  9. Literally anything about politics.
  10. Why are you still single?
  11. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  12. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  13. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  14. Are they feeding you at that school?
  15. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  16. Literally anything about football
  17. Are you dating anyone?
  18. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  19. What are you going to do with your degree?
  20. You’ve grown so much!
  21. What’s your five-year plan?
  22. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  23. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  24. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  25. When are you going to get a job?
  26. Is that a tattoo?
  27. What are your plans after you graduate?
  28. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  29. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  30. Do you remember me?
  31. Free!
  32. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college