You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleAre youdatinganyone?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballI'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsYou know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeHow are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’vegrown somuch!Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.Do yourememberme?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?What’syour five-yearplan?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Free!When areyou goingto get ajob?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsSo what’severyonethankfulfor?Is thatatattoo?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Why areyou stillsingle?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itYou know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleAre youdatinganyone?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballI'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsYou know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeHow are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’vegrown somuch!Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.Do yourememberme?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?What’syour five-yearplan?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Free!When areyou goingto get ajob?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsSo what’severyonethankfulfor?Is thatatattoo?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Why areyou stillsingle?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itYou know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  2. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  3. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  4. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  5. Are you dating anyone?
  6. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  7. What are your plans after you graduate?
  8. Literally anything about football
  9. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  10. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  11. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  12. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  13. What are you going to do with your degree?
  14. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  15. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  16. You’ve grown so much!
  17. Are they feeding you at that school?
  18. Literally anything about politics.
  19. Do you remember me?
  20. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  21. What’s your five-year plan?
  22. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  23. Free!
  24. When are you going to get a job?
  25. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  26. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  27. Is that a tattoo?
  28. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  29. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  30. Why are you still single?
  31. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  32. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]