When areyou goingto get ajob?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Are youdatinganyone?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeDid youpurposelydye your hairthat color?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.What’syour five-yearplan?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itWhy areyou stillsingle?Free!What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Do yourememberme?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?Is thatatattoo?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleYou lookso skinny—are youeating!?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballI'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsYou’vegrown somuch!When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre you onFacebook?Can we befriends?So what’severyonethankfulfor?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?When areyou goingto get ajob?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Are youdatinganyone?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeDid youpurposelydye your hairthat color?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.What’syour five-yearplan?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itWhy areyou stillsingle?Free!What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Do yourememberme?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?Is thatatattoo?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleYou lookso skinny—are youeating!?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballI'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsYou’vegrown somuch!When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre you onFacebook?Can we befriends?So what’severyonethankfulfor?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When are you going to get a job?
  2. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  3. Are you dating anyone?
  4. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  5. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  6. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  7. Are they feeding you at that school?
  8. Literally anything about politics.
  9. What’s your five-year plan?
  10. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  11. Why are you still single?
  12. Free!
  13. What are you going to do with your degree?
  14. Do you remember me?
  15. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  16. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  17. Is that a tattoo?
  18. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  19. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  20. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  21. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  22. Literally anything about football
  23. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  24. You’ve grown so much!
  25. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  26. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  27. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  28. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  29. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  30. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  31. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  32. What are your plans after you graduate?