You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre youdatinganyone?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Is thatatattoo?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou’vegrown somuch!Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Do yourememberme?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itI'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsWhen areyou goingto get ajob?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeWe ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.What’syour five-yearplan?Free!So what’severyonethankfulfor?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhy areyou stillsingle?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?You’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsAre youdatinganyone?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Is thatatattoo?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou’vegrown somuch!Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?So have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Do yourememberme?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?How do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itI'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsWhen areyou goingto get ajob?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeWe ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.What’syour five-yearplan?Free!So what’severyonethankfulfor?Why don’tyou call usor visitmore often?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhy areyou stillsingle?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  2. Are you dating anyone?
  3. What are you going to do with your degree?
  4. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  5. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  6. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  7. What are your plans after you graduate?
  8. Is that a tattoo?
  9. Literally anything about football
  10. You’ve grown so much!
  11. Are they feeding you at that school?
  12. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  13. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  14. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  15. Do you remember me?
  16. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  17. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  18. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  19. When are you going to get a job?
  20. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  21. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  22. Literally anything about politics.
  23. What’s your five-year plan?
  24. Free!
  25. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  26. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  27. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  28. Why are you still single?
  29. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]
  30. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  31. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  32. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?