When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhat’syour five-yearplan?Is thatatattoo?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeWhy areyou stillsingle?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsHow do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itSo have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Free!You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Do yourememberme?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?You’vegrown somuch!I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsWhy don’tyou call usor visitmore often?When areyou goingto get ajob?Are youdatinganyone?So what’severyonethankfulfor?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]When wasthe last timeyou attendedreligiousservices?We ran outof room. Canyou sit withthe kids?Why aren’tyou eatingthe pie Imade?I thinkyou’re livingan immorallifestyleWhat’syour five-yearplan?Is thatatattoo?You know,so-and-sofound theirspouse incollegeWhy areyou stillsingle?Literallyanythingaboutpolitics.Did youpurposelydye your hairthat color?LiterallyanythingaboutfootballYou’re finallyold enoughto sit with theadultsHow do youlike thefood? You’vebarelytouched itSo have youbeenbrainwashed bythat liberalcollege institutionof yours yet?Free!You aren’tpartying,drinking anddoing thedrugs, are you?Are you onFacebook?Can we befriends?Are youreally goingto eat all ofthat?What areyour plansafter yougraduate?Do yourememberme?What areyou going todo with yourdegree?Are theyfeedingyou at thatschool?How are thingsgoing with yourboyfriend/girlfriend?You’vegrown somuch!I'm still angryabout thisthing you didwhen wewere kidsWhy don’tyou call usor visitmore often?When areyou goingto get ajob?Are youdatinganyone?So what’severyonethankfulfor?You lookso skinny—are youeating!?You’re still noteating meat?When are yougoing to snapout of thatphase?You know,you’re nevergoing to get ajob with [insertyour degreehere]

The Joys of Thanksgiving - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When was the last time you attended religious services?
  2. We ran out of room. Can you sit with the kids?
  3. Why aren’t you eating the pie I made?
  4. I think you’re living an immoral lifestyle
  5. What’s your five-year plan?
  6. Is that a tattoo?
  7. You know, so-and-so found their spouse in college
  8. Why are you still single?
  9. Literally anything about politics.
  10. Did you purposely dye your hair that color?
  11. Literally anything about football
  12. You’re finally old enough to sit with the adults
  13. How do you like the food? You’ve barely touched it
  14. So have you been brainwashed by that liberal college institution of yours yet?
  15. Free!
  16. You aren’t partying, drinking and doing the drugs, are you?
  17. Are you on Facebook? Can we be friends?
  18. Are you really going to eat all of that?
  19. What are your plans after you graduate?
  20. Do you remember me?
  21. What are you going to do with your degree?
  22. Are they feeding you at that school?
  23. How are things going with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  24. You’ve grown so much!
  25. I'm still angry about this thing you did when we were kids
  26. Why don’t you call us or visit more often?
  27. When are you going to get a job?
  28. Are you dating anyone?
  29. So what’s everyone thankful for?
  30. You look so skinny—are you eating!?
  31. You’re still not eating meat? When are you going to snap out of that phase?
  32. You know, you’re never going to get a job with [insert your degree here]