Bubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willISRAEL!Suzanne'sdating lifeI getdiarrheaI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Penny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbieinsultsMillennialsSuzanneis theMessiahI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiesayssomethingintolerantThe TVis loudDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDad getsupset atme for noreasonDadglaresat meBubbieinsultsmeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willISRAEL!Suzanne'sdating lifeI getdiarrheaI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Penny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbieinsultsMillennialsSuzanneis theMessiahI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiesayssomethingintolerantThe TVis loudDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDad getsupset atme for noreasonDadglaresat meBubbieinsultsme

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  2. ISRAEL!
  3. Suzanne's dating life
  4. I get diarrhea
  5. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  6. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  7. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  8. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  9. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  10. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  11. Bubbie insults Millennials
  12. Suzanne is the Messiah
  13. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  14. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  15. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  16. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  17. Bubbie says something intolerant
  18. The TV is loud
  19. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  20. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  21. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  22. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  23. Dad glares at me
  24. Bubbie insults me