Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Suzanne'sdating lifeThe TVis loudSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentDadglaresat meBubbieinsultsMillennialsSuzanneis theMessiahI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbiesayssomethingintolerantISRAEL!Bubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad getsupset atme for noreasonPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundI getdiarrheaBubbieinsultsmePenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Suzanne'sdating lifeThe TVis loudSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentDadglaresat meBubbieinsultsMillennialsSuzanneis theMessiahI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbiesayssomethingintolerantISRAEL!Bubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad getsupset atme for noreasonPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundI getdiarrheaBubbieinsultsmePenny asksaninappropriatequestion

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  2. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  3. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  4. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  5. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  6. Suzanne's dating life
  7. The TV is loud
  8. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  9. Dad glares at me
  10. Bubbie insults Millennials
  11. Suzanne is the Messiah
  12. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  13. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  14. Bubbie says something intolerant
  15. ISRAEL!
  16. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  17. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  18. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  19. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  20. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  21. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  22. I get diarrhea
  23. Bubbie insults me
  24. Penny asks an inappropriate question