I crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"ISRAEL!I getdiarrheaPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundSuzanneis theMessiahI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereThe TVis loudPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbieinsultsmeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiesayssomethingintolerantBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meBubbieinsultsMillennialsBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meDad getsupset atme for noreasonPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertDadglaresat meSuzanne'sdating lifeI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"ISRAEL!I getdiarrheaPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundSuzanneis theMessiahI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereThe TVis loudPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbieinsultsmeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiesayssomethingintolerantBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meBubbieinsultsMillennialsBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meDad getsupset atme for noreasonPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertDadglaresat meSuzanne'sdating life

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  2. ISRAEL!
  3. I get diarrhea
  4. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  5. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  6. Suzanne is the Messiah
  7. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  8. The TV is loud
  9. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  10. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  11. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  12. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  13. Bubbie insults me
  14. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  15. Bubbie says something intolerant
  16. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  17. Bubbie insults Millennials
  18. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  19. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  20. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  21. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  22. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  23. Dad glares at me
  24. Suzanne's dating life