I excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbieinsultsmeSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI getdiarrheaISRAEL!Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbieinsultsMillennialsPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someonePenny asksaninappropriatequestionDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDadglaresat meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"The TVis loudI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad getsupset atme for noreasonSuzanneis theMessiahBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbieinsultsmeSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI getdiarrheaISRAEL!Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbieinsultsMillennialsPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someonePenny asksaninappropriatequestionDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDadglaresat meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"The TVis loudI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad getsupset atme for noreasonSuzanneis theMessiahBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformity

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  2. Bubbie says something intolerant
  3. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  4. Bubbie insults me
  5. Suzanne's dating life
  6. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  7. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  8. I get diarrhea
  9. ISRAEL!
  10. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  11. Bubbie insults Millennials
  12. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  13. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  14. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  15. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  16. Dad glares at me
  17. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  18. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  19. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  20. The TV is loud
  21. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  22. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  23. Suzanne is the Messiah
  24. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity