BubbiesayssomethingintolerantPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Bubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentThe TVis loudPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundISRAEL!I excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertDad getsupset atme for noreasonSuzanneis theMessiahDadglaresat meBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbieinsultsmeDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneSuzanne'sdating lifeI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereBubbieinsultsMillennialsBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI getdiarrheaBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Bubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentThe TVis loudPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundISRAEL!I excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertDad getsupset atme for noreasonSuzanneis theMessiahDadglaresat meBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbieinsultsmeDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneSuzanne'sdating lifeI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereBubbieinsultsMillennialsBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI getdiarrhea

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie says something intolerant
  2. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  3. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  4. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  5. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  6. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  7. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  8. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  9. The TV is loud
  10. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  11. ISRAEL!
  12. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  13. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  14. Suzanne is the Messiah
  15. Dad glares at me
  16. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  17. Bubbie insults me
  18. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  19. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  20. Suzanne's dating life
  21. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  22. Bubbie insults Millennials
  23. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  24. I get diarrhea