Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI getdiarrheaPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneISRAEL!I get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.BubbieinsultsmeDad getsupset atme for noreasonBubbiesayssomethingintolerantDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbieinsultsMillennialsI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"The TVis loudDadglaresat mePenny asksaninappropriatequestionDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI getdiarrheaPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneISRAEL!I get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.BubbieinsultsmeDad getsupset atme for noreasonBubbiesayssomethingintolerantDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbieinsultsMillennialsI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"The TVis loudDadglaresat mePenny asksaninappropriatequestion

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  2. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  3. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  4. I get diarrhea
  5. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  6. ISRAEL!
  7. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  8. Suzanne is the Messiah
  9. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  10. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  11. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  12. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  13. Bubbie insults me
  14. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  15. Bubbie says something intolerant
  16. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  17. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  18. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  19. Suzanne's dating life
  20. Bubbie insults Millennials
  21. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  22. The TV is loud
  23. Dad glares at me
  24. Penny asks an inappropriate question