Bubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meBubbieinsultsmeI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneI getdiarrheaBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiesayssomethingintolerantSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!The TVis loudI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDad getsupset atme for noreasonDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meBubbieinsultsmeI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneI getdiarrheaBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiesayssomethingintolerantSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!The TVis loudI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDad getsupset atme for noreasonDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the will

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  2. Bubbie insults me
  3. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  4. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  5. I get diarrhea
  6. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  7. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  8. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  9. Suzanne is the Messiah
  10. Bubbie says something intolerant
  11. Suzanne's dating life
  12. Bubbie insults Millennials
  13. ISRAEL!
  14. The TV is loud
  15. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  16. Dad glares at me
  17. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  18. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  19. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  20. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  21. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  22. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  23. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  24. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will