Bubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI getdiarrheaI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertISRAEL!Penny asksaninappropriatequestionThe TVis loudSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.BubbiesayssomethingintolerantBubbieinsultsMillennialsPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDadglaresat meDad getsupset atme for noreasonSuzanneis theMessiahI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"BubbieinsultsmeSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI getdiarrheaI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertISRAEL!Penny asksaninappropriatequestionThe TVis loudSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.BubbiesayssomethingintolerantBubbieinsultsMillennialsPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDadglaresat meDad getsupset atme for noreasonSuzanneis theMessiahI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"BubbieinsultsmeSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris over

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  2. I get diarrhea
  3. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  4. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  5. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  6. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  7. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  8. ISRAEL!
  9. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  10. The TV is loud
  11. Suzanne's dating life
  12. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  13. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  14. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  15. Bubbie says something intolerant
  16. Bubbie insults Millennials
  17. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  18. Dad glares at me
  19. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  20. Suzanne is the Messiah
  21. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  22. Bubbie insults me
  23. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  24. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over