Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny asksaninappropriatequestionDad getsupset atme for noreasonI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneSuzanneis theMessiahDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.ISRAEL!Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbiesayssomethingintolerantBubbieinsultsmeBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereBubbieinsultsMillennialsThe TVis loudDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI getdiarrheaSuzanne'sdating lifeDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePenny asksaninappropriatequestionDad getsupset atme for noreasonI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneSuzanneis theMessiahDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.ISRAEL!Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbiesayssomethingintolerantBubbieinsultsmeBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereBubbieinsultsMillennialsThe TVis loudDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI getdiarrheaSuzanne'sdating life

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  2. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  3. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  4. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  5. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  6. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  7. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  8. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  9. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  10. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  11. Suzanne is the Messiah
  12. Dad glares at me
  13. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  14. ISRAEL!
  15. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  16. Bubbie says something intolerant
  17. Bubbie insults me
  18. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  19. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  20. Bubbie insults Millennials
  21. The TV is loud
  22. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  23. I get diarrhea
  24. Suzanne's dating life