Dad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overDadglaresat meI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbiesayssomethingintolerantI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Dad getsupset atme for noreasonBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willThe TVis loudBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Suzanne'sdating lifeBubbieinsultsmeBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbieinsultsMillennialsSuzanneis theMessiahISRAEL!I getdiarrheaSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overDadglaresat meI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbiesayssomethingintolerantI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Dad getsupset atme for noreasonBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willThe TVis loudBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Suzanne'sdating lifeBubbieinsultsmeBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbieinsultsMillennialsSuzanneis theMessiahISRAEL!I getdiarrheaSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilarious

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  2. Dad glares at me
  3. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  4. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  5. Bubbie says something intolerant
  6. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  7. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  8. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  9. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  10. The TV is loud
  11. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  12. Suzanne's dating life
  13. Bubbie insults me
  14. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  15. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  16. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  17. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  18. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  19. Bubbie insults Millennials
  20. Suzanne is the Messiah
  21. ISRAEL!
  22. I get diarrhea
  23. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  24. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious