BubbieinsultsmeBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDad getsupset atme for noreasonISRAEL!Suzanneis theMessiahPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneThe TVis loudSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.BubbieinsultsMillennialsPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI getdiarrheaDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"I get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbieinsultsmeBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDad getsupset atme for noreasonISRAEL!Suzanneis theMessiahPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneThe TVis loudSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.BubbieinsultsMillennialsPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI getdiarrheaDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"I get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilarious

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie insults me
  2. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  3. Suzanne's dating life
  4. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  5. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  6. ISRAEL!
  7. Suzanne is the Messiah
  8. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  9. The TV is loud
  10. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  11. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  12. Dad glares at me
  13. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  14. Bubbie insults Millennials
  15. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  16. Bubbie says something intolerant
  17. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  18. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  19. I get diarrhea
  20. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  21. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  22. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  23. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  24. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious