Dad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbieinsultsmeBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!The TVis loudPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundSuzanne'sdating lifeSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad getsupset atme for noreasonDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI getdiarrheaDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbieinsultsmeBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!The TVis loudPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundSuzanne'sdating lifeSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad getsupset atme for noreasonDadglaresat meBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI getdiarrhea

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  2. Bubbie insults me
  3. Bubbie insults Millennials
  4. ISRAEL!
  5. The TV is loud
  6. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  7. Suzanne's dating life
  8. Suzanne is the Messiah
  9. Bubbie says something intolerant
  10. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  11. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  12. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  13. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  14. Dad glares at me
  15. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  16. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  17. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  18. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  19. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  20. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  21. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  22. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  23. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  24. I get diarrhea