Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDadglaresat meSuzanne'sdating lifePenny asksaninappropriatequestionSuzanneis theMessiahSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityDad getsupset atme for noreasonI getdiarrheaI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.The TVis loudBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!BubbieinsultsmeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on mePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDadglaresat meSuzanne'sdating lifePenny asksaninappropriatequestionSuzanneis theMessiahSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityDad getsupset atme for noreasonI getdiarrheaI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.The TVis loudBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!BubbieinsultsmeBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't here

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  2. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  3. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  4. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  5. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  6. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  7. Dad glares at me
  8. Suzanne's dating life
  9. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  10. Suzanne is the Messiah
  11. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  12. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  13. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  14. I get diarrhea
  15. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  16. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  17. The TV is loud
  18. Bubbie insults Millennials
  19. ISRAEL!
  20. Bubbie insults me
  21. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  22. Bubbie says something intolerant
  23. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  24. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here