Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbieinsultsmeSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentSuzanneis theMessiahBubbieinsultsMillennialsPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDadglaresat meI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiesayssomethingintolerantI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Dad getsupset atme for noreasonISRAEL!Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Bubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willThe TVis loudBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meSuzanne'sdating lifeDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI getdiarrheaDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't herePenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbieinsultsmeSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentSuzanneis theMessiahBubbieinsultsMillennialsPenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDadglaresat meI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiesayssomethingintolerantI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"Dad getsupset atme for noreasonISRAEL!Bubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Bubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willThe TVis loudBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meSuzanne'sdating lifeDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI getdiarrheaDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't here

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  2. Bubbie insults me
  3. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  4. Suzanne is the Messiah
  5. Bubbie insults Millennials
  6. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  7. Dad glares at me
  8. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  9. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  10. Bubbie says something intolerant
  11. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  12. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  13. ISRAEL!
  14. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  15. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  16. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  17. The TV is loud
  18. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  19. Suzanne's dating life
  20. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  21. I get diarrhea
  22. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  23. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  24. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here