Bubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousSuzanne'sdating lifeDad getsupset atme for noreasonPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereBubbieinsultsMillennialsDadglaresat meSuzanneis theMessiahISRAEL!Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiesayssomethingintolerantThe TVis loudBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneI getdiarrheaBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"BubbieinsultsmeI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets mePennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousSuzanne'sdating lifeDad getsupset atme for noreasonPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereBubbieinsultsMillennialsDadglaresat meSuzanneis theMessiahISRAEL!Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentPenny asksaninappropriatequestionBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overBubbiesayssomethingintolerantThe TVis loudBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneI getdiarrheaBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"BubbieinsultsmeI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessert

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  2. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  3. Suzanne's dating life
  4. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  5. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  6. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  7. Bubbie insults Millennials
  8. Dad glares at me
  9. Suzanne is the Messiah
  10. ISRAEL!
  11. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  12. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  13. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  14. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  15. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  16. Bubbie says something intolerant
  17. The TV is loud
  18. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  19. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  20. I get diarrhea
  21. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  22. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  23. Bubbie insults me
  24. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert