BubbieinsultsmePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDad getsupset atme for noreasonI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overDadglaresat meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"ISRAEL!Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertSuzanneis theMessiahSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousI getdiarrheaBubbieinsultsMillennialsBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meThe TVis loudBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meBubbieinsultsmePenny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneDad getsupset atme for noreasonI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overDadglaresat meSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformityPenny asksaninappropriatequestionI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"ISRAEL!Penny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertSuzanneis theMessiahSuzanne'sdating lifeBubbiesayssomethingintolerantPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousI getdiarrheaBubbieinsultsMillennialsBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Dad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meThe TVis loudBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets me

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie insults me
  2. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  3. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  4. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  5. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  6. Dad glares at me
  7. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  8. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  9. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  10. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  11. ISRAEL!
  12. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  13. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  14. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  15. Suzanne is the Messiah
  16. Suzanne's dating life
  17. Bubbie says something intolerant
  18. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  19. I get diarrhea
  20. Bubbie insults Millennials
  21. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  22. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  23. The TV is loud
  24. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me