Bubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousThe TVis loudBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Penny asksaninappropriatequestionPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbiesayssomethingintolerantI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDadglaresat meBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI getdiarrheaSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformitySuzanne'sdating lifeDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"BubbieinsultsmeDad getsupset atme for noreasonBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneSuzanneis theMessiahBubbiethreatens totakesomeone outof the willPennymispronouncessomeone's namedramatically/hilariousThe TVis loudBubbie tells astory that neverhappened toher, that shestole fromsomeone else.Penny asksaninappropriatequestionPenny tries tohelp and serveeveryone andnervouslywalks aroundBubbiesayssomethingintolerantI excuse myselffrom the tablebetween dinnerand dessertDad is anxiousand won'tacknowledge itand takes itout on meI get toodrunk/have toomuch turkeyand insultsomeone whoisn't hereDadglaresat meBubbiebrings up atopic thatshe knowsupsets meI getdiarrheaSomeonemakes anuninformedcommentBubbie pullsthe Matriarchcard todemandconformitySuzanne'sdating lifeDad gets upsetbecause I don'tcome 2 hoursearly/ refuse tostay over twohours after dinneris overI crack a joke.Dad complainsabout mealways being'on"BubbieinsultsmeDad getsupset atme for noreasonBubbieinsultsMillennialsISRAEL!Penny does a"look at myhalo" thingwhen she triesto "help"someoneSuzanneis theMessiah

Thanksgiving Hellscape - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bubbie threatens to take someone out of the will
  2. Penny mispronounces someone's name dramatically/hilarious
  3. The TV is loud
  4. Bubbie tells a story that never happened to her, that she stole from someone else.
  5. Penny asks an inappropriate question
  6. Penny tries to help and serve everyone and nervously walks around
  7. Bubbie says something intolerant
  8. I excuse myself from the table between dinner and dessert
  9. Dad is anxious and won't acknowledge it and takes it out on me
  10. I get too drunk/have too much turkey and insult someone who isn't here
  11. Dad glares at me
  12. Bubbie brings up a topic that she knows upsets me
  13. I get diarrhea
  14. Someone makes an uninformed comment
  15. Bubbie pulls the Matriarch card to demand conformity
  16. Suzanne's dating life
  17. Dad gets upset because I don't come 2 hours early/ refuse to stay over two hours after dinner is over
  18. I crack a joke. Dad complains about me always being 'on"
  19. Bubbie insults me
  20. Dad gets upset at me for no reason
  21. Bubbie insults Millennials
  22. ISRAEL!
  23. Penny does a "look at my halo" thing when she tries to "help" someone
  24. Suzanne is the Messiah