Someonebrings upOllie/PaulCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveTauschais amillennialThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nicolestartscrying“Gaza!”Dogshow ison the tvTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNickis highGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upLesliestares intospace inthe cornerNora hasameltdownTauschadefendsherparenting“It’sjust toomuch”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.2024Election isbroughtupGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Someonebrings upOllie/PaulCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveTauschais amillennialThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nicolestartscrying“Gaza!”Dogshow ison the tvTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNickis highGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upLesliestares intospace inthe cornerNora hasameltdownTauschadefendsherparenting“It’sjust toomuch”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.2024Election isbroughtupGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  2. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  3. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  4. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  5. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  6. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  7. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  8. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  9. O-Nicole starts crying
  10. O-“Gaza!”
  11. B-Dog show is on the tv
  12. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  13. I-Nick is high
  14. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  15. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  16. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  17. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  18. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  19. G-Nora has a meltdown
  20. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  21. I-“It’s just too much”
  22. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  23. G-2024 Election is brought up
  24. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)