Grandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineTauschadefendsherparentingNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)“Gaza!”Cindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful live“It’sjust toomuch”Grammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought up2024Election isbroughtupNickis highGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsTauschais amillennialNicolestartscrying“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusDogshow ison the tvUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Nora hasameltdownGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Grandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineTauschadefendsherparentingNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)“Gaza!”Cindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful live“It’sjust toomuch”Grammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought up2024Election isbroughtupNickis highGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsTauschais amillennialNicolestartscrying“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusDogshow ison the tvUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Nora hasameltdownGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  2. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  3. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  4. O-“Gaza!”
  5. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  6. I-“It’s just too much”
  7. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  8. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  9. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  10. G-2024 Election is brought up
  11. I-Nick is high
  12. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  13. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  14. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  15. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  16. O-Nicole starts crying
  17. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  18. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  19. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  20. B-Dog show is on the tv
  21. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  22. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  23. G-Nora has a meltdown
  24. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)