The houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Nadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)2024Election isbroughtupGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spolitics“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)NicolestartscryingSomeonebrings upOllie/Paul“Gaza!”TauschadefendsherparentingCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveNora hasameltdownTauschais amillennialGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusLesliestares intospace inthe cornerDogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought upGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsNickis highThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Nadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)2024Election isbroughtupGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spolitics“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)NicolestartscryingSomeonebrings upOllie/Paul“Gaza!”TauschadefendsherparentingCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveNora hasameltdownTauschais amillennialGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusLesliestares intospace inthe cornerDogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought upGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsNickis high

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  2. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  3. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  4. G-2024 Election is brought up
  5. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  6. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  7. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  8. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  9. O-Nicole starts crying
  10. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  11. O-“Gaza!”
  12. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  13. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  14. G-Nora has a meltdown
  15. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  16. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  17. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  18. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  19. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  20. B-Dog show is on the tv
  21. I-“It’s just too much”
  22. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  23. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  24. I-Nick is high