Tauschais amillennialGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveTauschadefendsherparenting“Gaza!”Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Nadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Grammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upDogshow ison the tvNickis highNora hasameltdown“It’sjust toomuch”Israel vsPalestinegetsbrought upLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought up2024Election isbroughtupNicolestartscryingLesliestares intospace inthe corner“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Tauschais amillennialGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveTauschadefendsherparenting“Gaza!”Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Nadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Grammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upDogshow ison the tvNickis highNora hasameltdown“It’sjust toomuch”Israel vsPalestinegetsbrought upLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought up2024Election isbroughtupNicolestartscryingLesliestares intospace inthe corner“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  2. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  3. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  4. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  5. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  6. O-“Gaza!”
  7. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  8. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  9. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  10. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  11. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  12. B-Dog show is on the tv
  13. I-Nick is high
  14. G-Nora has a meltdown
  15. I-“It’s just too much”
  16. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  17. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  18. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  19. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  20. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  21. G-2024 Election is brought up
  22. O-Nicole starts crying
  23. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  24. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”