“It’sjust toomuch”Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought upNora hasameltdown2024Election isbroughtupGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Leslie hasa newreligiousstatusTauschadefendsherparentingGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineNicolestartscryingCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful live“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Israel vsPalestinegetsbrought upThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upDogshow ison the tvGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spolitics“Gaza!”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Tauschais amillennialNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerNickis highSomeonebrings upOllie/Paul“It’sjust toomuch”Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought upNora hasameltdown2024Election isbroughtupGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Leslie hasa newreligiousstatusTauschadefendsherparentingGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineNicolestartscryingCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful live“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Israel vsPalestinegetsbrought upThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upDogshow ison the tvGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spolitics“Gaza!”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Tauschais amillennialNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerNickis highSomeonebrings upOllie/Paul

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-“It’s just too much”
  2. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  3. G-Nora has a meltdown
  4. G-2024 Election is brought up
  5. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  6. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  7. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  8. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  9. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  10. O-Nicole starts crying
  11. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  12. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  13. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  14. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  15. B-Dog show is on the tv
  16. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  17. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  18. O-“Gaza!”
  19. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  20. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  21. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  22. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  23. I-Nick is high
  24. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul