“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Leslie hasa newreligiousstatusDogshow ison the tvLesliestares intospace inthe corner“Gaza!”“It’sjust toomuch”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.2024Election isbroughtupTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNickis highNora hasameltdownNicolestartscryingGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineTauschadefendsherparentingUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)The houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsTauschais amillennial“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Leslie hasa newreligiousstatusDogshow ison the tvLesliestares intospace inthe corner“Gaza!”“It’sjust toomuch”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.2024Election isbroughtupTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNickis highNora hasameltdownNicolestartscryingGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineTauschadefendsherparentingUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)The houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsTauschais amillennial

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  2. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  3. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  4. B-Dog show is on the tv
  5. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  6. O-“Gaza!”
  7. I-“It’s just too much”
  8. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  9. G-2024 Election is brought up
  10. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  11. I-Nick is high
  12. G-Nora has a meltdown
  13. O-Nicole starts crying
  14. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  15. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  16. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  17. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  18. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  19. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  20. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  21. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  22. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  23. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  24. N-Tauscha is a millennial