Tauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsLesliestares intospace inthe cornerNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought upDogshow ison the tvLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Nicolestartscrying“It’sjust toomuch”Someonebrings upOllie/PaulTauschadefendsherparentingCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Tauschais amillennial“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nora hasameltdownThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loud“Gaza!”2024Election isbroughtupNickis highTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsLesliestares intospace inthe cornerNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought upDogshow ison the tvLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Nicolestartscrying“It’sjust toomuch”Someonebrings upOllie/PaulTauschadefendsherparentingCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Tauschais amillennial“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nora hasameltdownThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loud“Gaza!”2024Election isbroughtupNickis high

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
B
2
I
3
G
4
I
5
B
6
B
7
G
8
N
9
I
10
O
11
I
12
G
13
O
14
N
15
B
16
N
17
B
18
G
19
N
20
O
21
O
22
O
23
G
24
I
  1. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  2. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  3. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  4. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  5. B-Dog show is on the tv
  6. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  7. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  8. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  9. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  10. O-Nicole starts crying
  11. I-“It’s just too much”
  12. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  13. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  14. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  15. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  16. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  17. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  18. G-Nora has a meltdown
  19. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  20. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  21. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  22. O-“Gaza!”
  23. G-2024 Election is brought up
  24. I-Nick is high