2024Election isbroughtupTauschais amillennialTauschadefendsherparenting“Gaza!”Someonebrings upOllie/PaulNickis highIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Dogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”NicolestartscryingTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNora hasameltdown“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Grandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudLesliestares intospace inthe corner2024Election isbroughtupTauschais amillennialTauschadefendsherparenting“Gaza!”Someonebrings upOllie/PaulNickis highIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Dogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”NicolestartscryingTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsNora hasameltdown“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Grandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudLesliestares intospace inthe corner

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-2024 Election is brought up
  2. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  3. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  4. O-“Gaza!”
  5. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  6. I-Nick is high
  7. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  8. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  9. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  10. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  11. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  12. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  13. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  14. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  15. B-Dog show is on the tv
  16. I-“It’s just too much”
  17. O-Nicole starts crying
  18. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  19. G-Nora has a meltdown
  20. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  21. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  22. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  23. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  24. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner