“Gaza!”Grandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spolitics2024Election isbroughtupDogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Grammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Nora hasameltdownThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upNickis highTauschadefendsherparentingUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulNicolestartscryingTauschais amillennialGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &Ukraine“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Cindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful live“Gaza!”Grandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spolitics2024Election isbroughtupDogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”Nadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Grammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudIsrael vsPalestinegetsbrought upLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)Nora hasameltdownThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upNickis highTauschadefendsherparentingUkraine vsRussiagetsbrought upSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulNicolestartscryingTauschais amillennialGrammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &Ukraine“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Cindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful live

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-“Gaza!”
  2. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  3. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  4. G-2024 Election is brought up
  5. B-Dog show is on the tv
  6. I-“It’s just too much”
  7. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  8. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  9. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  10. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  11. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  12. G-Nora has a meltdown
  13. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  14. I-Nick is high
  15. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  16. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up
  17. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  18. O-Nicole starts crying
  19. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  20. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  21. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  22. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  23. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  24. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live