“Gaza!”Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerTauschadefendsherparentingSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)NicolestartscryingTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineNickis highGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudTauschais amillennialCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Nora hasameltdown2024Election isbroughtup“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Israel vsPalestinegetsbrought upDogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought up“Gaza!”Lesliestares intospace inthe cornerTauschadefendsherparentingSomeonebrings upOllie/PaulNadia is herbest dressed(a whitebutton down)NicolestartscryingTauscha getsannoyed withGrandpa’spoliticsGrandpadoes gracefor the peopleof Israel &UkraineNickis highGrammytrying toparent Norabecause she’stoo loudTauschais amillennialCindy says sherecords footballbecause it’s toostressful liveLeslie hasa newreligiousstatusGrandpatalking toDad aboutpoliticsThe houseonMontgomeryStreet isbrought upNadia puts awhole headof lettuce onher plate; noturkey.Grammy tellsGrandpa heneeds to eat(he’s beendrinking)Nora hasameltdown2024Election isbroughtup“Andyou’regonna turnaround…”Israel vsPalestinegetsbrought upDogshow ison the tv“It’sjust toomuch”Ukraine vsRussiagetsbrought up

Jastrem Thanksgiving Shitshow - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-“Gaza!”
  2. I-Leslie stares into space in the corner
  3. O-Tauscha defends her parenting
  4. G-Someone brings up Ollie/Paul
  5. G-Nadia is her best dressed (a white button down)
  6. O-Nicole starts crying
  7. B-Tauscha gets annoyed with Grandpa’s politics
  8. O-Grandpa does grace for the people of Israel & Ukraine
  9. I-Nick is high
  10. O-Grammy trying to parent Nora because she’s too loud
  11. N-Tauscha is a millennial
  12. N-Cindy says she records football because it’s too stressful live
  13. B-Leslie has a new religious status
  14. N-Grandpa talking to Dad about politics
  15. N-The house on Montgomery Street is brought up
  16. I-Nadia puts a whole head of lettuce on her plate; no turkey.
  17. B-Grammy tells Grandpa he needs to eat (he’s been drinking)
  18. G-Nora has a meltdown
  19. G-2024 Election is brought up
  20. B-“And you’re gonna turn around…”
  21. G-Israel vs Palestine gets brought up
  22. B-Dog show is on the tv
  23. I-“It’s just too much”
  24. I-Ukraine vs Russia gets brought up