Convinced myself thatmy best work happensunder pressure, only torealize that mydefinition of "pressure"is dangerously close tothe deadline.Declared a cheatday, only toconsume enoughcalories to powera small village fora week. Pretended tounderstand atech acronymin a meetingFlexed in the mirrorand pretended itwas accidental, as ifcatching a glimpseof my own bicepswas a rare,spontaneous event.Considered thepossibility of paralleluniverses while stuckin traffic, daydreamingabout alternaterealities whereinterstellar travel is thedaily commuteSet ambitiousreading goalsfor the monthand then binge-watched a TVseries instead.Felt the thrill ofdiscovering a hiddengem TV show and thenevangelized about it toeveryone I know,hoping they'll fall intothe same binge-watching black holeEngaged in anintense debate aboutthe superiority of Macvs. PC, defending mychoice like it's asacred tech scripture.Taken a gym selfieand spent moretime choosing theright filter than Idid on the actualworkout. Replied to an emailwith "per myprevious email" andfelt a surge ofpassive-aggressivetriumph. Worn a businesssuit on a Zoom callwith the cameraconvenientlyangled to hide mypajama bottoms.Set off thesmoke alarmand pretended Iwas just testingit for safety.Avoided a projectby telling myself, "I'llstart it after just onemore episode," andsuddenly foundmyself deep into aNetflix binge.Accidentally hit"reply all" andimmediatelywished for a timemachine to undotheembarrassment.Argued passionatelyabout the scientificaccuracy of a sci-fimovie, as if I hold aPh.D. in"ExtraterrestrialPhysics." Sat through ameeting wondering ifit could have been anemail, a Slackmessage, or just astrongly worded post-it note.Convinced myself thatmy best work happensunder pressure, only torealize that mydefinition of "pressure"is dangerously close tothe deadline.Declared a cheatday, only toconsume enoughcalories to powera small village fora week. Pretended tounderstand atech acronymin a meetingFlexed in the mirrorand pretended itwas accidental, as ifcatching a glimpseof my own bicepswas a rare,spontaneous event.Considered thepossibility of paralleluniverses while stuckin traffic, daydreamingabout alternaterealities whereinterstellar travel is thedaily commuteSet ambitiousreading goalsfor the monthand then binge-watched a TVseries instead.Felt the thrill ofdiscovering a hiddengem TV show and thenevangelized about it toeveryone I know,hoping they'll fall intothe same binge-watching black holeEngaged in anintense debate aboutthe superiority of Macvs. PC, defending mychoice like it's asacred tech scripture.Taken a gym selfieand spent moretime choosing theright filter than Idid on the actualworkout. Replied to an emailwith "per myprevious email" andfelt a surge ofpassive-aggressivetriumph. Worn a businesssuit on a Zoom callwith the cameraconvenientlyangled to hide mypajama bottoms.Set off thesmoke alarmand pretended Iwas just testingit for safety.Avoided a projectby telling myself, "I'llstart it after just onemore episode," andsuddenly foundmyself deep into aNetflix binge.Accidentally hit"reply all" andimmediatelywished for a timemachine to undotheembarrassment.Argued passionatelyabout the scientificaccuracy of a sci-fimovie, as if I hold aPh.D. in"ExtraterrestrialPhysics." Sat through ameeting wondering ifit could have been anemail, a Slackmessage, or just astrongly worded post-it note.

Never Have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Convinced myself that my best work happens under pressure, only to realize that my definition of "pressure" is dangerously close to the deadline.
  2. G-Declared a cheat day, only to consume enough calories to power a small village for a week.
  3. G- Pretended to understand a tech acronym in a meeting
  4. G-Flexed in the mirror and pretended it was accidental, as if catching a glimpse of my own biceps was a rare, spontaneous event.
  5. M- Considered the possibility of parallel universes while stuck in traffic, daydreaming about alternate realities where interstellar travel is the daily commute
  6. E-Set ambitious reading goals for the month and then binge-watched a TV series instead.
  7. E-Felt the thrill of discovering a hidden gem TV show and then evangelized about it to everyone I know, hoping they'll fall into the same binge-watching black hole
  8. A-Engaged in an intense debate about the superiority of Mac vs. PC, defending my choice like it's a sacred tech scripture.
  9. M-Taken a gym selfie and spent more time choosing the right filter than I did on the actual workout.
  10. A- Replied to an email with "per my previous email" and felt a surge of passive-aggressive triumph.
  11. E- Worn a business suit on a Zoom call with the camera conveniently angled to hide my pajama bottoms.
  12. G-Set off the smoke alarm and pretended I was just testing it for safety.
  13. M-Avoided a project by telling myself, "I'll start it after just one more episode," and suddenly found myself deep into a Netflix binge.
  14. A-Accidentally hit "reply all" and immediately wished for a time machine to undo the embarrassment.
  15. A-Argued passionately about the scientific accuracy of a sci-fi movie, as if I hold a Ph.D. in "Extraterrestrial Physics."
  16. M- Sat through a meeting wondering if it could have been an email, a Slack message, or just a strongly worded post-it note.