Convinced myself thatmy best work happensunder pressure, only torealize that mydefinition of "pressure"is dangerously close tothe deadline.Set off thesmoke alarmand pretended Iwas just testingit for safety.Accidentally hit"reply all" andimmediatelywished for a timemachine to undotheembarrassment.Set ambitiousreading goalsfor the monthand then binge-watched a TVseries instead.Engaged in anintense debate aboutthe superiority of Macvs. PC, defending mychoice like it's asacred tech scripture.Taken a gym selfieand spent moretime choosing theright filter than Idid on the actualworkout. Worn a businesssuit on a Zoom callwith the cameraconvenientlyangled to hide mypajama bottoms.Declared a cheatday, only toconsume enoughcalories to powera small village fora week. Sat through ameeting wondering ifit could have been anemail, a Slackmessage, or just astrongly worded post-it note.Avoided a projectby telling myself, "I'llstart it after just onemore episode," andsuddenly foundmyself deep into aNetflix binge.Considered thepossibility of paralleluniverses while stuckin traffic, daydreamingabout alternaterealities whereinterstellar travel is thedaily commuteFelt the thrill ofdiscovering a hiddengem TV show and thenevangelized about it toeveryone I know,hoping they'll fall intothe same binge-watching black holeArgued passionatelyabout the scientificaccuracy of a sci-fimovie, as if I hold aPh.D. in"ExtraterrestrialPhysics." Pretended tounderstand atech acronymin a meeting Replied to an emailwith "per myprevious email" andfelt a surge ofpassive-aggressivetriumph.Flexed in the mirrorand pretended itwas accidental, as ifcatching a glimpseof my own bicepswas a rare,spontaneous event.Convinced myself thatmy best work happensunder pressure, only torealize that mydefinition of "pressure"is dangerously close tothe deadline.Set off thesmoke alarmand pretended Iwas just testingit for safety.Accidentally hit"reply all" andimmediatelywished for a timemachine to undotheembarrassment.Set ambitiousreading goalsfor the monthand then binge-watched a TVseries instead.Engaged in anintense debate aboutthe superiority of Macvs. PC, defending mychoice like it's asacred tech scripture.Taken a gym selfieand spent moretime choosing theright filter than Idid on the actualworkout. Worn a businesssuit on a Zoom callwith the cameraconvenientlyangled to hide mypajama bottoms.Declared a cheatday, only toconsume enoughcalories to powera small village fora week. Sat through ameeting wondering ifit could have been anemail, a Slackmessage, or just astrongly worded post-it note.Avoided a projectby telling myself, "I'llstart it after just onemore episode," andsuddenly foundmyself deep into aNetflix binge.Considered thepossibility of paralleluniverses while stuckin traffic, daydreamingabout alternaterealities whereinterstellar travel is thedaily commuteFelt the thrill ofdiscovering a hiddengem TV show and thenevangelized about it toeveryone I know,hoping they'll fall intothe same binge-watching black holeArgued passionatelyabout the scientificaccuracy of a sci-fimovie, as if I hold aPh.D. in"ExtraterrestrialPhysics." Pretended tounderstand atech acronymin a meeting Replied to an emailwith "per myprevious email" andfelt a surge ofpassive-aggressivetriumph.Flexed in the mirrorand pretended itwas accidental, as ifcatching a glimpseof my own bicepswas a rare,spontaneous event.

Never Have I Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Convinced myself that my best work happens under pressure, only to realize that my definition of "pressure" is dangerously close to the deadline.
  2. G-Set off the smoke alarm and pretended I was just testing it for safety.
  3. A-Accidentally hit "reply all" and immediately wished for a time machine to undo the embarrassment.
  4. E-Set ambitious reading goals for the month and then binge-watched a TV series instead.
  5. A-Engaged in an intense debate about the superiority of Mac vs. PC, defending my choice like it's a sacred tech scripture.
  6. M-Taken a gym selfie and spent more time choosing the right filter than I did on the actual workout.
  7. E- Worn a business suit on a Zoom call with the camera conveniently angled to hide my pajama bottoms.
  8. G-Declared a cheat day, only to consume enough calories to power a small village for a week.
  9. M- Sat through a meeting wondering if it could have been an email, a Slack message, or just a strongly worded post-it note.
  10. M-Avoided a project by telling myself, "I'll start it after just one more episode," and suddenly found myself deep into a Netflix binge.
  11. M- Considered the possibility of parallel universes while stuck in traffic, daydreaming about alternate realities where interstellar travel is the daily commute
  12. E-Felt the thrill of discovering a hidden gem TV show and then evangelized about it to everyone I know, hoping they'll fall into the same binge-watching black hole
  13. A-Argued passionately about the scientific accuracy of a sci-fi movie, as if I hold a Ph.D. in "Extraterrestrial Physics."
  14. G- Pretended to understand a tech acronym in a meeting
  15. A- Replied to an email with "per my previous email" and felt a surge of passive-aggressive triumph.
  16. G-Flexed in the mirror and pretended it was accidental, as if catching a glimpse of my own biceps was a rare, spontaneous event.