Rarelygoes tobed soberRandomlyloses aton ofweightAlwayslonely, evenaroundother peopleGoes toconcertssolo tofeel aliveSo manySpotifyplaylistsOnly trulyhappy onMDMAHateshaving theirpicturetakenListens tosad music24/7Irregulardiet/sleepscheduleClinicallydepressedBodyinsecurityOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaCaffeinatedconstantlySmokestoo muchweedOverthinkseverythingBarelyremembersanythingOnlineretailtherapy"nobodylikes/wantsme"Only laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsConstantlyexhaustedBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsDrivesrecklesslyRarelygoes tobed soberRandomlyloses aton ofweightAlwayslonely, evenaroundother peopleGoes toconcertssolo tofeel aliveSo manySpotifyplaylistsOnly trulyhappy onMDMAHateshaving theirpicturetakenListens tosad music24/7Irregulardiet/sleepscheduleClinicallydepressedBodyinsecurityOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaCaffeinatedconstantlySmokestoo muchweedOverthinkseverythingBarelyremembersanythingOnlineretailtherapy"nobodylikes/wantsme"Only laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsConstantlyexhaustedBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsDrivesrecklessly

Sad POS Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rarely goes to bed sober
  2. Randomly loses a ton of weight
  3. Always lonely, even around other people
  4. Goes to concerts solo to feel alive
  5. So many Spotify playlists
  6. Only truly happy on MDMA
  7. Hates having their picture taken
  8. Listens to sad music 24/7
  9. Irregular diet/sleep schedule
  10. Clinically depressed
  11. Body insecurity
  12. Overly defensive and socially awkward
  13. Anxiety to the point of nausea
  14. Caffeinated constantly
  15. Smokes too much weed
  16. Overthinks everything
  17. Barely remembers anything
  18. Online retail therapy
  19. "nobody likes/wants me"
  20. Only laughs out loud at twitter screenshots
  21. Uses noise to drown out thoughts
  22. Constantly exhausted
  23. Basically given up on making friends
  24. Drives recklessly