OnlineretailtherapyBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardRarelygoes tobed soberBodyinsecurityClinicallydepressedUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsOverthinkseverythingHateshaving theirpicturetakenOnly trulyhappy onMDMASmokestoo muchweedIrregulardiet/sleepscheduleBarelyremembersanythingRandomlyloses aton ofweightConstantlyexhaustedAlwayslonely, evenaroundother peopleOnly laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsGoes toconcertssolo tofeel alive"nobodylikes/wantsme"Listens tosad music24/7CaffeinatedconstantlySo manySpotifyplaylistsDrivesrecklesslyOnlineretailtherapyBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardRarelygoes tobed soberBodyinsecurityClinicallydepressedUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsOverthinkseverythingHateshaving theirpicturetakenOnly trulyhappy onMDMASmokestoo muchweedIrregulardiet/sleepscheduleBarelyremembersanythingRandomlyloses aton ofweightConstantlyexhaustedAlwayslonely, evenaroundother peopleOnly laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsGoes toconcertssolo tofeel alive"nobodylikes/wantsme"Listens tosad music24/7CaffeinatedconstantlySo manySpotifyplaylistsDrivesrecklessly

Sad POS Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Online retail therapy
  2. Basically given up on making friends
  3. Anxiety to the point of nausea
  4. Overly defensive and socially awkward
  5. Rarely goes to bed sober
  6. Body insecurity
  7. Clinically depressed
  8. Uses noise to drown out thoughts
  9. Overthinks everything
  10. Hates having their picture taken
  11. Only truly happy on MDMA
  12. Smokes too much weed
  13. Irregular diet/sleep schedule
  14. Barely remembers anything
  15. Randomly loses a ton of weight
  16. Constantly exhausted
  17. Always lonely, even around other people
  18. Only laughs out loud at twitter screenshots
  19. Goes to concerts solo to feel alive
  20. "nobody likes/wants me"
  21. Listens to sad music 24/7
  22. Caffeinated constantly
  23. So many Spotify playlists
  24. Drives recklessly