I’m goingto stealtheirChristmasThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenthe Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.I am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.I tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereMaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreYou’rean idiotSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasWe’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!the Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?Pop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyt’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Hate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?Now you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.I coulduse a littlesocialinteractionAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?I know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchLook, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.You wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?If you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyEven if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaYou’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchHELPME…I’mFEELINGThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueCindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantThe Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeIt came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.I’m goingto stealtheirChristmasThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenthe Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.I am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.I tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereMaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreYou’rean idiotSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasWe’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!the Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?Pop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyt’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Hate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?Now you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.I coulduse a littlesocialinteractionAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?I know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchLook, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.You wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?If you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyEven if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaYou’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchHELPME…I’mFEELINGThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueCindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantThe Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeIt came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.

GRINCH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m going to steal their Christmas
  2. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been
  3. the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
  4. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?
  5. Your heart’s an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders
  6. One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.
  7. I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here
  8. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store
  9. You’re an idiot
  10. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear
  11. All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas
  12. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy tell it to stop!
  13. the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
  14. How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall
  15. Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
  16. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley
  17. t’s because I’m green, isn’t it?!
  18. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!
  19. Holiday who-be what-ee?
  20. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
  21. You’re the one thing in the world I can’t stand
  22. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-roast Beast.
  23. I could use a little social interaction
  24. Am I just eating because I’m bored?
  25. I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  26. No, no, no. I am the Grinch
  27. Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!.
  28. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.
  29. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?
  30. If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key
  31. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loa
  32. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  33. HELP ME…I’m FEELING
  34. The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue
  35. Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?
  36. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant
  37. The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose
  38. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.