Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?t’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Look, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.HELPME…I’mFEELINGNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasNow you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.And they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.You wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!MaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?I am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantYour heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersthe Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!I tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereI’m goingto stealtheirChristmasAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?You’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearCindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?We’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!the Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.That is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenYou’rean idiotI become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standThe Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposePop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Even if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaIf you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionI know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatHolidaywho-bewhat-ee?t’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Look, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.HELPME…I’mFEELINGNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasNow you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.And they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.You wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!MaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?I am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantYour heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersthe Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!I tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereI’m goingto stealtheirChristmasAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?You’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearCindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?We’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!the Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.That is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenYou’rean idiotI become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standThe Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposePop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Even if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaIf you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionI know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coat

GRINCH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Holiday who-be what-ee?
  2. t’s because I’m green, isn’t it?!
  3. Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!.
  4. HELP ME…I’m FEELING
  5. No, no, no. I am the Grinch
  6. The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue
  7. All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas
  8. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
  9. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-roast Beast.
  10. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.
  11. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
  12. How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall
  13. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!
  14. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store
  15. Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
  16. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?
  17. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant
  18. Your heart’s an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders
  19. the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
  20. I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here
  21. I’m going to steal their Christmas
  22. Am I just eating because I’m bored?
  23. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  24. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear
  25. Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?
  26. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy tell it to stop!
  27. the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
  28. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been
  29. You’re an idiot
  30. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?
  31. You’re the one thing in the world I can’t stand
  32. The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose
  33. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley
  34. One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.
  35. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loa
  36. If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key
  37. I could use a little social interaction
  38. I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat