You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standt’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!One man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Cindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposePop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchI know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenEven if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loathe Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.Look, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?The avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueWe’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!I tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereYou’rean idiotI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.MaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?Am I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?You wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.If you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyNow you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.I’m goingto stealtheirChristmasSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearHow dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersthe Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.Hate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!You’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchBlast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantI become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?HELPME…I’mFEELINGAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasYou’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standt’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!One man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Cindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposePop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchI know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenEven if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loathe Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.Look, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?The avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueWe’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!I tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereYou’rean idiotI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.MaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?Am I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?You wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.If you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyNow you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.I’m goingto stealtheirChristmasSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearHow dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersthe Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.Hate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!You’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchBlast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantI become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?HELPME…I’mFEELINGAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave Christmas

GRINCH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’re the one thing in the world I can’t stand
  2. t’s because I’m green, isn’t it?!
  3. One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.
  4. Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?
  5. The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose
  6. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley
  7. No, no, no. I am the Grinch
  8. I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  9. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been
  10. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loa
  11. the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
  12. Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!.
  13. Holiday who-be what-ee?
  14. The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue
  15. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy tell it to stop!
  16. I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here
  17. You’re an idiot
  18. I could use a little social interaction
  19. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-roast Beast.
  20. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store
  21. Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
  22. Am I just eating because I’m bored?
  23. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.
  24. If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key
  25. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
  26. I’m going to steal their Christmas
  27. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear
  28. How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall
  29. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?
  30. Your heart’s an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders
  31. the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
  32. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
  33. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!
  34. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  35. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant
  36. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?
  37. HELP ME…I’m FEELING
  38. All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas