You’rean idiotI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?The avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueI’m goingto stealtheirChristmasAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.Saving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenLook, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeHELPME…I’mFEELINGI tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionMaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreYou wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.Now you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.We’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!I know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatEven if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!t’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Cindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?No, no,no. I amthe GrinchIf you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keythe Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersYou’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchPop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleythe Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.You’rean idiotI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?The avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueI’m goingto stealtheirChristmasAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.Saving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenLook, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeHELPME…I’mFEELINGI tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?You’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.Blast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionMaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreYou wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.Now you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.We’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!I know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatEven if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!t’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Cindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?No, no,no. I amthe GrinchIf you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keythe Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersYou’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchPop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleythe Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.

GRINCH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’re an idiot
  2. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?
  3. The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue
  4. I’m going to steal their Christmas
  5. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-roast Beast.
  6. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear
  7. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been
  8. Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!.
  9. The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose
  10. HELP ME…I’m FEELING
  11. I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here
  12. Am I just eating because I’m bored?
  13. You’re the one thing in the world I can’t stand
  14. All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas
  15. One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.
  16. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
  17. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant
  18. I could use a little social interaction
  19. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store
  20. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.
  21. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
  22. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy tell it to stop!
  23. I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  24. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loa
  25. Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
  26. Holiday who-be what-ee?
  27. How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall
  28. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!
  29. t’s because I’m green, isn’t it?!
  30. Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?
  31. No, no, no. I am the Grinch
  32. If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key
  33. the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
  34. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?
  35. Your heart’s an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders
  36. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  37. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley
  38. the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.