If you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyI’m goingto stealtheirChristmasGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionHELPME…I’mFEELINGThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueBlast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearYou’rean idiotI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?the Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?One man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Pop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchYou’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasMaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoret’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallI tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereNow you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.We’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!And they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenYou wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.You’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!the Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!I know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatLook, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.Even if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaHolidaywho-bewhat-ee?Am I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?Cindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?If you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyI’m goingto stealtheirChristmasGive me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeI coulduse a littlesocialinteractionHELPME…I’mFEELINGThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueBlast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearYou’rean idiotI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?the Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?One man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Pop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchYou’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standAll right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasMaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoret’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallI tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereNow you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.We’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!And they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.Your heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersThat is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenYou wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.You’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!the Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!I know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatLook, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.Even if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaHolidaywho-bewhat-ee?Am I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?Cindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?

GRINCH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key
  2. I’m going to steal their Christmas
  3. Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
  4. The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose
  5. I could use a little social interaction
  6. HELP ME…I’m FEELING
  7. The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue
  8. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant
  9. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear
  10. You’re an idiot
  11. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?
  12. the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
  13. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?
  14. One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.
  15. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley
  16. No, no, no. I am the Grinch
  17. You’re the one thing in the world I can’t stand
  18. All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas
  19. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store
  20. t’s because I’m green, isn’t it?!
  21. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
  22. How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall
  23. I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here
  24. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
  25. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy tell it to stop!
  26. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-roast Beast.
  27. Your heart’s an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders
  28. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been
  29. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.
  30. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  31. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!
  32. the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
  33. I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  34. Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!.
  35. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loa
  36. Holiday who-be what-ee?
  37. Am I just eating because I’m bored?
  38. Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?