Am I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?MaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreI tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.All right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasYou’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Pop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Now you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.That is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenYou’rean idiotWe’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!Give me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallCindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?I’m goingto stealtheirChristmasIf you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyHELPME…I’mFEELINGt’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Even if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeI know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearYou’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchYour heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersYou wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.the Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!Look, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?the Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.I coulduse a littlesocialinteractionThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueBlast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphantAm I justeatingbecauseI’m bored?MaybeChristmasdoesn’tcome from astoreI tell you, Max, Idon’t know why Iever leave thisplace. I’ve got allthe company Ineed right hereAnd they’ll feast,feast, feast, feast.They’ll eat theirWho-Puddingand rare Who-roast Beast.All right, you’re areindeer. Here’s yourmotivation: Your nameis Rudolph, you’re afreak with a red nose,and no one likes you.Then, one day, Santapicks you and yousave ChristmasYou’re ameanone, Mr.GrinchOne man’stoxic sludgeis anotherman’spotpourri.Pop guns! And bicycles!Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards!Tricycles! Popcorn! Andplums! And he stuffedthem in bags. Then theGrinch, very nimbly,stuffed all the bags, oneby one, up the chimbleyI am the Grinch thatstole Christmas…and I’m sorry. Aren’tyou going to cuffme? Beat me up?Blind me withpepper spray?Now you listen tome, young lady!Even if we’rehorribly mangled,there’ll be no sadfaces onChristmas.That is not achew toy.You have noidea whereit’s beenYou’rean idiotWe’re gonna die!We’re gonna die!I’m gonna throwup, and then I’mgonna die!Mommy tell it tostop!Give me that! Don’tyou know you’re notsupposed to takethings that don’t belongto you? What’s thematter with you, yousome kind of wildanimal? Huh?How dare you toenter the Grinch’slair!? Theinsolence! Theaudacity! Theunmitigated gallCindy LouWho: Santa,what’s themeaning ofChristmas?I’m goingto stealtheirChristmasIf you utter so muchas one syllable, I’LLHUNT YOU DOWNAND GUT YOULIKE A FISH! Ifyou’d like to fax me,press the star keyHELPME…I’mFEELINGt’sbecauseI’m green,isn’t it?!Even if I wanted to go myschedule wouldn’t allow it.4:00, wallow in self-pity;4:30, stare into the abyss;5:00, solve world hunger,tell no one; 5:30,jazzercize; 6:30, dinnerwith me – I can’t cancelthat again; 7:00, wrestlewith my self-loaHate, hate,hate. Hate,hate, hate.Double Hate.Loathe entirely!It came withoutribbons. It camewithout tags. Itcame withoutpackages,boxes, or bags.The Grinch:VENGEANCE!I mean…Presents… IsupposeI know justwhat to do! I’llmake a quickSanty Claushat and a coatSaving you, is thatwhat you think Iwas doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed thatyou wereimproperlypackaged, my dearYou’re theone thing inthe world Ican’t standNo, no,no. I amthe GrinchYour heart’san emptyhole, yourbrain is fullof spidersYou wannaknow whathappens to yourgifts? They allcome to me. Inyour garbage.the Grinchfound thestrength often Grinches,plus two!Look, I don’twanna makewaves, but thiswhole Christmasseason is stupid,stupid, stupid!.Holidaywho-bewhat-ee?I become SantaClause to steal theirChristmas. If hecould deliver it onenight, then I can stealit. What’s Santa havethat I don’t?the Grinch’ssmall heartgrew threesizes thatday.I coulduse a littlesocialinteractionThe avarice neverends! “I want golfclubs. I wantdiamonds. I want apony so I can ride ittwice, get bored andsell it to make glueBlast thisChristmasmusic. It’sjoyful andtriumphant

GRINCH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Am I just eating because I’m bored?
  2. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store
  3. I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here
  4. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-roast Beast.
  5. All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas
  6. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  7. One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.
  8. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley
  9. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?
  10. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
  11. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been
  12. You’re an idiot
  13. We’re gonna die! We’re gonna die! I’m gonna throw up, and then I’m gonna die! Mommy tell it to stop!
  14. Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
  15. How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall
  16. Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?
  17. I’m going to steal their Christmas
  18. If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key
  19. HELP ME…I’m FEELING
  20. t’s because I’m green, isn’t it?!
  21. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loa
  22. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!
  23. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
  24. The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose
  25. I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat
  26. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear
  27. You’re the one thing in the world I can’t stand
  28. No, no, no. I am the Grinch
  29. Your heart’s an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders
  30. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.
  31. the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two!
  32. Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!.
  33. Holiday who-be what-ee?
  34. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?
  35. the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
  36. I could use a little social interaction
  37. The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue
  38. Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant