Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomNewundergradabandonsprojectMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akinswears!Issue withthe poolthis weekPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressTruancy!Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Shippingtimewoes[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingProposingname fornewproject"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Somebodydid an all-nighter in theshop again"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Referenceto anAkin'sLawsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!ML/neuralnetworkjokeDSOghostsusAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$New projectthat wedon't havetime to doSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinappearsto beasleepUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetJoshreferencesETHZurichLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsRomeoapologizesMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainStorytimewithDave!Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerF*ckDotsDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkintravelingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomNewundergradabandonsprojectMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akinswears!Issue withthe poolthis weekPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressTruancy!Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Shippingtimewoes[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Someonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingProposingname fornewproject"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Somebodydid an all-nighter in theshop again"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Name mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Referenceto anAkin'sLawsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!ML/neuralnetworkjokeDSOghostsusAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$New projectthat wedon't havetime to doSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinappearsto beasleepUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetJoshreferencesETHZurichLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsRomeoapologizesMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainStorytimewithDave!Akin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerF*ckDotsDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkintraveling

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
  1. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  2. New undergrad abandons project
  3. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  4. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  5. Akin swears!
  6. Issue with the pool this week
  7. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  8. Truancy!
  9. Internal deadline slips further back!
  10. Shipping time woes
  11. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  12. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  13. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  14. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  15. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  16. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  17. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  18. Proposing name for new project
  19. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  20. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  21. "How much money does this project have left?"
  22. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  23. Reference to an Akin's Law
  24. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  25. ML/neural network joke
  26. DSO ghosts us
  27. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  28. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  29. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  30. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  31. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  32. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  33. New project that we don't have time to do
  34. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  35. Akin appears to be asleep
  36. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  37. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  38. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  39. Josh references ETH Zurich
  40. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  41. Romeo apologizes
  42. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  43. Rahul is too good at software
  44. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  45. Storytime with Dave!
  46. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  47. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  48. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  49. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  50. F*ck Dots
  51. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  52. Akin traveling