Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaNewundergradabandonsproject"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Truancy!Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainIssue withthe poolthis weekMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRomeoapologizesSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinappearsto beasleepRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existing[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Akinswears!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneShippingtimewoesSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workF*ckDotsLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsML/neuralnetworkjokeDSOghostsusSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkintravelingAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentStorytimewithDave!JoshreferencesETHZurich"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryProposingname fornewprojectNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doRahul istoo goodatsoftwareReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesReferenceto anAkin'sLawUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaNewundergradabandonsproject"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Truancy!Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainIssue withthe poolthis weekMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRomeoapologizesSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinappearsto beasleepRomeo isa stealthInca ColamarketerDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existing[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Akinswears!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneShippingtimewoesSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workF*ckDotsLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsML/neuralnetworkjokeDSOghostsusSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkintravelingAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentStorytimewithDave!JoshreferencesETHZurich"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryProposingname fornewprojectNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doRahul istoo goodatsoftwareReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesReferenceto anAkin'sLawUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroom

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  2. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  3. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  4. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  5. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  6. New undergrad abandons project
  7. "How much money does this project have left?"
  8. Truancy!
  9. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  10. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  11. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  12. Issue with the pool this week
  13. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  14. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  15. Romeo apologizes
  16. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  17. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  18. Akin appears to be asleep
  19. Romeo is a stealth Inca Cola marketer
  20. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  21. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  22. Akin swears!
  23. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  24. Shipping time woes
  25. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  26. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  27. F*ck Dots
  28. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  29. ML/neural network joke
  30. DSO ghosts us
  31. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  32. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  33. Internal deadline slips further back!
  34. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  35. Akin traveling
  36. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  37. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  38. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  39. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  40. Storytime with Dave!
  41. Josh references ETH Zurich
  42. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  43. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  44. Proposing name for new project
  45. New project that we don't have time to do
  46. Rahul is too good at software
  47. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  48. Reference to an Akin's Law
  49. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  50. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  51. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  52. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room