Throwthe fishaway(Minstrelgets hit inthe face)I will holdyou close ina thankfulheartYoudid,onceI will live mylife in thepast, thepresent, andthe futureI fell downthe chimneyand landedon a flaminghot gooseYou canbet hewould besourANDBADLYDRESSEDA life canbe maderightI told you,storytellers areomniscientYoursalvationthenNocheesesfor usmeesesIf they prizefor beingmean, thewinner wouldbe himAnd TinyTim, whodid not dieMotheralwaystaught me,never eatsinging foodI’m beingstolen.Help me,Help me!HEATWAVEIf he’sgoing todie he’dbetter do itCOME INAND KNOWME BETTERMANSuch ameagerfeastPerhaps I’veneverunderstoodaboutChristmasAfter allthere’s onlyone moresleep tillChristmasThat theyare, whatthey are. Donot blamemeThe Marleyswere dead,to begin withHoity-toityMr. GodlikeSmartypantsNo, it’salright.This iscultureIt’s truewhereveryou find loveit feels likeChristmasToday?Today isChristmasDayGod savemy littlebrokenbodyWHENTHE BELLTOLLSONE!!!I fear youmore thanany specter Ihave yetmet.Very well,you maygift wrapthemBut verymuchappreciatedIt’s fordramaticemphasisIf you need toto know themeasure of aman you simplycount hisfriendsGodBless us,everyoneThey were allvery much thesame. Nothingever changed.You changedJusthold onLife is madeup of meetingsand partings.That is the wayof it.Say, doyou knowthat fruit iswax?I don’t payextra forthe warmthyou know?No no no,that’s thefrogs ideaEven thevegetablesdon’t likehimThis is thenight beforethe dawnbefore the dayof ChristmasIt is theAmericanway! Oh. It isthe BritishwayRememberdon’t tipthe driverLight thelamp notthe ratSpirit what isthat light? Itcannot bedawn. It isthe pastHe’s got himthere the oldboy’sspeechlessFrostbittenteddybearsUNEMPLOYEDThank youfor makingme a partof thisWhy is itso quietspirit?There’smore ofgravy thanthe graveabout youThefounder ofthe feastindeedThis isFozziwig’sold rubberchickenfactoryWell I’mUSUALLYtrustworthyI’ve beenmeaningto fix thatshelfYou can fitthroughthosebars?You willlovebusinessAnd I amabout toraise youright of thepavementThrowthe fishaway(Minstrelgets hit inthe face)I will holdyou close ina thankfulheartYoudid,onceI will live mylife in thepast, thepresent, andthe futureI fell downthe chimneyand landedon a flaminghot gooseYou canbet hewould besourANDBADLYDRESSEDA life canbe maderightI told you,storytellers areomniscientYoursalvationthenNocheesesfor usmeesesIf they prizefor beingmean, thewinner wouldbe himAnd TinyTim, whodid not dieMotheralwaystaught me,never eatsinging foodI’m beingstolen.Help me,Help me!HEATWAVEIf he’sgoing todie he’dbetter do itCOME INAND KNOWME BETTERMANSuch ameagerfeastPerhaps I’veneverunderstoodaboutChristmasAfter allthere’s onlyone moresleep tillChristmasThat theyare, whatthey are. Donot blamemeThe Marleyswere dead,to begin withHoity-toityMr. GodlikeSmartypantsNo, it’salright.This iscultureIt’s truewhereveryou find loveit feels likeChristmasToday?Today isChristmasDayGod savemy littlebrokenbodyWHENTHE BELLTOLLSONE!!!I fear youmore thanany specter Ihave yetmet.Very well,you maygift wrapthemBut verymuchappreciatedIt’s fordramaticemphasisIf you need toto know themeasure of aman you simplycount hisfriendsGodBless us,everyoneThey were allvery much thesame. Nothingever changed.You changedJusthold onLife is madeup of meetingsand partings.That is the wayof it.Say, doyou knowthat fruit iswax?I don’t payextra forthe warmthyou know?No no no,that’s thefrogs ideaEven thevegetablesdon’t likehimThis is thenight beforethe dawnbefore the dayof ChristmasIt is theAmericanway! Oh. It isthe BritishwayRememberdon’t tipthe driverLight thelamp notthe ratSpirit what isthat light? Itcannot bedawn. It isthe pastHe’s got himthere the oldboy’sspeechlessFrostbittenteddybearsUNEMPLOYEDThank youfor makingme a partof thisWhy is itso quietspirit?There’smore ofgravy thanthe graveabout youThefounder ofthe feastindeedThis isFozziwig’sold rubberchickenfactoryWell I’mUSUALLYtrustworthyI’ve beenmeaningto fix thatshelfYou can fitthroughthosebars?You willlovebusinessAnd I amabout toraise youright of thepavement

The Muppet Christmas Carol - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Throw the fish away
  2. (Minstrel gets hit in the face)
  3. I will hold you close in a thankful heart
  4. You did, once
  5. I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future
  6. I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose
  7. You can bet he would be sour
  8. AND BADLY DRESSED
  9. A life can be made right
  10. I told you, story tellers are omniscient
  11. Your salvation then
  12. No cheeses for us meeses
  13. If they prize for being mean, the winner would be him
  14. And Tiny Tim, who did not die
  15. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food
  16. I’m being stolen. Help me, Help me!
  17. HEATWAVE
  18. If he’s going to die he’d better do it
  19. COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN
  20. Such a meager feast
  21. Perhaps I’ve never understood about Christmas
  22. After all there’s only one more sleep till Christmas
  23. That they are, what they are. Do not blame me
  24. The Marleys were dead, to begin with
  25. Hoity-toity Mr. Godlike Smartypants
  26. No, it’s alright. This is culture
  27. It’s true wherever you find love it feels like Christmas
  28. Today? Today is Christmas Day
  29. God save my little broken body
  30. WHEN THE BELL TOLLS ONE!!!
  31. I fear you more than any specter I have yet met.
  32. Very well, you may gift wrap them
  33. But very much appreciated
  34. It’s for dramatic emphasis
  35. If you need to to know the measure of a man you simply count his friends
  36. God Bless us, everyone
  37. They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed. You changed
  38. Just hold on
  39. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.
  40. Say, do you know that fruit is wax?
  41. I don’t pay extra for the warmth you know?
  42. No no no, that’s the frogs idea
  43. Even the vegetables don’t like him
  44. This is the night before the dawn before the day of Christmas
  45. It is the American way! Oh. It is the British way
  46. Remember don’t tip the driver
  47. Light the lamp not the rat
  48. Spirit what is that light? It cannot be dawn. It is the past
  49. He’s got him there the old boy’s speechless
  50. Frostbitten teddy bears
  51. UNEMPLOYED
  52. Thank you for making me a part of this
  53. Why is it so quiet spirit?
  54. There’s more of gravy than the grave about you
  55. The founder of the feast indeed
  56. This is Fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory
  57. Well I’m USUALLY trustworthy
  58. I’ve been meaning to fix that shelf
  59. You can fit through those bars?
  60. You will love business
  61. And I am about to raise you right of the pavement