If you need toto know themeasure of aman you simplycount hisfriendsNocheesesfor usmeesesCOME INAND KNOWME BETTERMANThere’smore ofgravy thanthe graveabout youMotheralwaystaught me,never eatsinging foodThey were allvery much thesame. Nothingever changed.You changedIf they prizefor beingmean, thewinner wouldbe himThat theyare, whatthey are. Donot blamemeI will holdyou close ina thankfulheartI’ve beenmeaningto fix thatshelfIt is theAmericanway! Oh. It isthe BritishwayFrostbittenteddybearsI’m beingstolen.Help me,Help me!Life is madeup of meetingsand partings.That is the wayof it.You willlovebusiness(Minstrelgets hit inthe face)Say, doyou knowthat fruit iswax?Justhold onWHENTHE BELLTOLLSONE!!!But verymuchappreciatedYou canbet hewould besourIt’s fordramaticemphasisToday?Today isChristmasDayThis is thenight beforethe dawnbefore the dayof ChristmasNo, it’salright.This iscultureA life canbe maderightI fell downthe chimneyand landedon a flaminghot gooseI fear youmore thanany specter Ihave yetmet.After allthere’s onlyone moresleep tillChristmasAnd TinyTim, whodid not dieSuch ameagerfeastGod savemy littlebrokenbodyThefounder ofthe feastindeedI told you,storytellers areomniscientPerhaps I’veneverunderstoodaboutChristmasThe Marleyswere dead,to begin withWell I’mUSUALLYtrustworthyYoursalvationthenHEATWAVEAnd I amabout toraise youright of thepavementThrowthe fishawayANDBADLYDRESSEDNo no no,that’s thefrogs ideaSpirit what isthat light? Itcannot bedawn. It isthe pastIt’s truewhereveryou find loveit feels likeChristmasI don’t payextra forthe warmthyou know?Why is itso quietspirit?Thank youfor makingme a partof thisUNEMPLOYEDYou can fitthroughthosebars?I will live mylife in thepast, thepresent, andthe futureHoity-toityMr. GodlikeSmartypantsHe’s got himthere the oldboy’sspeechlessThis isFozziwig’sold rubberchickenfactoryRememberdon’t tipthe driverVery well,you maygift wrapthemLight thelamp notthe ratEven thevegetablesdon’t likehimGodBless us,everyoneYoudid,onceIf he’sgoing todie he’dbetter do itIf you need toto know themeasure of aman you simplycount hisfriendsNocheesesfor usmeesesCOME INAND KNOWME BETTERMANThere’smore ofgravy thanthe graveabout youMotheralwaystaught me,never eatsinging foodThey were allvery much thesame. Nothingever changed.You changedIf they prizefor beingmean, thewinner wouldbe himThat theyare, whatthey are. Donot blamemeI will holdyou close ina thankfulheartI’ve beenmeaningto fix thatshelfIt is theAmericanway! Oh. It isthe BritishwayFrostbittenteddybearsI’m beingstolen.Help me,Help me!Life is madeup of meetingsand partings.That is the wayof it.You willlovebusiness(Minstrelgets hit inthe face)Say, doyou knowthat fruit iswax?Justhold onWHENTHE BELLTOLLSONE!!!But verymuchappreciatedYou canbet hewould besourIt’s fordramaticemphasisToday?Today isChristmasDayThis is thenight beforethe dawnbefore the dayof ChristmasNo, it’salright.This iscultureA life canbe maderightI fell downthe chimneyand landedon a flaminghot gooseI fear youmore thanany specter Ihave yetmet.After allthere’s onlyone moresleep tillChristmasAnd TinyTim, whodid not dieSuch ameagerfeastGod savemy littlebrokenbodyThefounder ofthe feastindeedI told you,storytellers areomniscientPerhaps I’veneverunderstoodaboutChristmasThe Marleyswere dead,to begin withWell I’mUSUALLYtrustworthyYoursalvationthenHEATWAVEAnd I amabout toraise youright of thepavementThrowthe fishawayANDBADLYDRESSEDNo no no,that’s thefrogs ideaSpirit what isthat light? Itcannot bedawn. It isthe pastIt’s truewhereveryou find loveit feels likeChristmasI don’t payextra forthe warmthyou know?Why is itso quietspirit?Thank youfor makingme a partof thisUNEMPLOYEDYou can fitthroughthosebars?I will live mylife in thepast, thepresent, andthe futureHoity-toityMr. GodlikeSmartypantsHe’s got himthere the oldboy’sspeechlessThis isFozziwig’sold rubberchickenfactoryRememberdon’t tipthe driverVery well,you maygift wrapthemLight thelamp notthe ratEven thevegetablesdon’t likehimGodBless us,everyoneYoudid,onceIf he’sgoing todie he’dbetter do it

The Muppet Christmas Carol - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you need to to know the measure of a man you simply count his friends
  2. No cheeses for us meeses
  3. COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN
  4. There’s more of gravy than the grave about you
  5. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food
  6. They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed. You changed
  7. If they prize for being mean, the winner would be him
  8. That they are, what they are. Do not blame me
  9. I will hold you close in a thankful heart
  10. I’ve been meaning to fix that shelf
  11. It is the American way! Oh. It is the British way
  12. Frostbitten teddy bears
  13. I’m being stolen. Help me, Help me!
  14. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.
  15. You will love business
  16. (Minstrel gets hit in the face)
  17. Say, do you know that fruit is wax?
  18. Just hold on
  19. WHEN THE BELL TOLLS ONE!!!
  20. But very much appreciated
  21. You can bet he would be sour
  22. It’s for dramatic emphasis
  23. Today? Today is Christmas Day
  24. This is the night before the dawn before the day of Christmas
  25. No, it’s alright. This is culture
  26. A life can be made right
  27. I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose
  28. I fear you more than any specter I have yet met.
  29. After all there’s only one more sleep till Christmas
  30. And Tiny Tim, who did not die
  31. Such a meager feast
  32. God save my little broken body
  33. The founder of the feast indeed
  34. I told you, story tellers are omniscient
  35. Perhaps I’ve never understood about Christmas
  36. The Marleys were dead, to begin with
  37. Well I’m USUALLY trustworthy
  38. Your salvation then
  39. HEATWAVE
  40. And I am about to raise you right of the pavement
  41. Throw the fish away
  42. AND BADLY DRESSED
  43. No no no, that’s the frogs idea
  44. Spirit what is that light? It cannot be dawn. It is the past
  45. It’s true wherever you find love it feels like Christmas
  46. I don’t pay extra for the warmth you know?
  47. Why is it so quiet spirit?
  48. Thank you for making me a part of this
  49. UNEMPLOYED
  50. You can fit through those bars?
  51. I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future
  52. Hoity-toity Mr. Godlike Smartypants
  53. He’s got him there the old boy’s speechless
  54. This is Fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory
  55. Remember don’t tip the driver
  56. Very well, you may gift wrap them
  57. Light the lamp not the rat
  58. Even the vegetables don’t like him
  59. God Bless us, everyone
  60. You did, once
  61. If he’s going to die he’d better do it