I fear youmore thanany specter Ihave yetmet.Today?Today isChristmasDayLight thelamp notthe ratWhy is itso quietspirit?Say, doyou knowthat fruit iswax?I will holdyou close ina thankfulheartNo no no,that’s thefrogs ideaThis is thenight beforethe dawnbefore the dayof ChristmasLife is madeup of meetingsand partings.That is the wayof it.You can fitthroughthosebars?He’s got himthere the oldboy’sspeechlessThat theyare, whatthey are. Donot blamemeNocheesesfor usmeesesYou willlovebusinessYou canbet hewould besourMotheralwaystaught me,never eatsinging foodI will live mylife in thepast, thepresent, andthe futureUNEMPLOYEDIf you need toto know themeasure of aman you simplycount hisfriendsThe Marleyswere dead,to begin withIt’s fordramaticemphasisPerhaps I’veneverunderstoodaboutChristmasSpirit what isthat light? Itcannot bedawn. It isthe pastA life canbe maderightYoursalvationthenNo, it’salright.This iscultureWell I’mUSUALLYtrustworthyThefounder ofthe feastindeedI’m beingstolen.Help me,Help me!And I amabout toraise youright of thepavementThere’smore ofgravy thanthe graveabout youGodBless us,everyone(Minstrelgets hit inthe face)I’ve beenmeaningto fix thatshelfIf they prizefor beingmean, thewinner wouldbe himWHENTHE BELLTOLLSONE!!!Justhold onI told you,storytellers areomniscientVery well,you maygift wrapthemI fell downthe chimneyand landedon a flaminghot gooseHoity-toityMr. GodlikeSmartypantsEven thevegetablesdon’t likehimThank youfor makingme a partof thisFrostbittenteddybearsYoudid,onceHEATWAVEI don’t payextra forthe warmthyou know?ANDBADLYDRESSEDBut verymuchappreciatedThey were allvery much thesame. Nothingever changed.You changedRememberdon’t tipthe driverAnd TinyTim, whodid not dieSuch ameagerfeastGod savemy littlebrokenbodyThis isFozziwig’sold rubberchickenfactoryAfter allthere’s onlyone moresleep tillChristmasIt is theAmericanway! Oh. It isthe BritishwayCOME INAND KNOWME BETTERMANIt’s truewhereveryou find loveit feels likeChristmasThrowthe fishawayIf he’sgoing todie he’dbetter do itI fear youmore thanany specter Ihave yetmet.Today?Today isChristmasDayLight thelamp notthe ratWhy is itso quietspirit?Say, doyou knowthat fruit iswax?I will holdyou close ina thankfulheartNo no no,that’s thefrogs ideaThis is thenight beforethe dawnbefore the dayof ChristmasLife is madeup of meetingsand partings.That is the wayof it.You can fitthroughthosebars?He’s got himthere the oldboy’sspeechlessThat theyare, whatthey are. Donot blamemeNocheesesfor usmeesesYou willlovebusinessYou canbet hewould besourMotheralwaystaught me,never eatsinging foodI will live mylife in thepast, thepresent, andthe futureUNEMPLOYEDIf you need toto know themeasure of aman you simplycount hisfriendsThe Marleyswere dead,to begin withIt’s fordramaticemphasisPerhaps I’veneverunderstoodaboutChristmasSpirit what isthat light? Itcannot bedawn. It isthe pastA life canbe maderightYoursalvationthenNo, it’salright.This iscultureWell I’mUSUALLYtrustworthyThefounder ofthe feastindeedI’m beingstolen.Help me,Help me!And I amabout toraise youright of thepavementThere’smore ofgravy thanthe graveabout youGodBless us,everyone(Minstrelgets hit inthe face)I’ve beenmeaningto fix thatshelfIf they prizefor beingmean, thewinner wouldbe himWHENTHE BELLTOLLSONE!!!Justhold onI told you,storytellers areomniscientVery well,you maygift wrapthemI fell downthe chimneyand landedon a flaminghot gooseHoity-toityMr. GodlikeSmartypantsEven thevegetablesdon’t likehimThank youfor makingme a partof thisFrostbittenteddybearsYoudid,onceHEATWAVEI don’t payextra forthe warmthyou know?ANDBADLYDRESSEDBut verymuchappreciatedThey were allvery much thesame. Nothingever changed.You changedRememberdon’t tipthe driverAnd TinyTim, whodid not dieSuch ameagerfeastGod savemy littlebrokenbodyThis isFozziwig’sold rubberchickenfactoryAfter allthere’s onlyone moresleep tillChristmasIt is theAmericanway! Oh. It isthe BritishwayCOME INAND KNOWME BETTERMANIt’s truewhereveryou find loveit feels likeChristmasThrowthe fishawayIf he’sgoing todie he’dbetter do it

The Muppet Christmas Carol - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I fear you more than any specter I have yet met.
  2. Today? Today is Christmas Day
  3. Light the lamp not the rat
  4. Why is it so quiet spirit?
  5. Say, do you know that fruit is wax?
  6. I will hold you close in a thankful heart
  7. No no no, that’s the frogs idea
  8. This is the night before the dawn before the day of Christmas
  9. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.
  10. You can fit through those bars?
  11. He’s got him there the old boy’s speechless
  12. That they are, what they are. Do not blame me
  13. No cheeses for us meeses
  14. You will love business
  15. You can bet he would be sour
  16. Mother always taught me, never eat singing food
  17. I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future
  18. UNEMPLOYED
  19. If you need to to know the measure of a man you simply count his friends
  20. The Marleys were dead, to begin with
  21. It’s for dramatic emphasis
  22. Perhaps I’ve never understood about Christmas
  23. Spirit what is that light? It cannot be dawn. It is the past
  24. A life can be made right
  25. Your salvation then
  26. No, it’s alright. This is culture
  27. Well I’m USUALLY trustworthy
  28. The founder of the feast indeed
  29. I’m being stolen. Help me, Help me!
  30. And I am about to raise you right of the pavement
  31. There’s more of gravy than the grave about you
  32. God Bless us, everyone
  33. (Minstrel gets hit in the face)
  34. I’ve been meaning to fix that shelf
  35. If they prize for being mean, the winner would be him
  36. WHEN THE BELL TOLLS ONE!!!
  37. Just hold on
  38. I told you, story tellers are omniscient
  39. Very well, you may gift wrap them
  40. I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose
  41. Hoity-toity Mr. Godlike Smartypants
  42. Even the vegetables don’t like him
  43. Thank you for making me a part of this
  44. Frostbitten teddy bears
  45. You did, once
  46. HEATWAVE
  47. I don’t pay extra for the warmth you know?
  48. AND BADLY DRESSED
  49. But very much appreciated
  50. They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed. You changed
  51. Remember don’t tip the driver
  52. And Tiny Tim, who did not die
  53. Such a meager feast
  54. God save my little broken body
  55. This is Fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory
  56. After all there’s only one more sleep till Christmas
  57. It is the American way! Oh. It is the British way
  58. COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN
  59. It’s true wherever you find love it feels like Christmas
  60. Throw the fish away
  61. If he’s going to die he’d better do it