None of thegood penshave pocketclips >: (Stranger asksto see yourwork and isconfused it’snot hyper-realZerointerest inart history( :Uses anyword todescribe selfexcept“artist”Fixates on anewmediumonce a weekNo art scenein thearea/nogalleries inthe area >: (Onlysketchbooks,never doesany otherkind of workNo goodart storesin the area>: (StrongopinionsaboutDuchamp’sFountainHoardscardboardNeverdates orsigns anypiecesHasaccidentallyeaten an artmaterial“God hasgiven yousuch anincrediblegift”“Oh that’salright, Ibrought myown pen”Strongopinionsabout colorfield painting“I could neverdo that.”“Well, have youeverpracticed?”“…..no…”Has dedicatedclothes and/orsmocks/aprons,never wearsthemDaydreamsabout creativework all day,loses interestonce homeFills cup withwater forpainting,drinks itinsteadWHY AREMATERIALSSOEXPENSIVEWho needsthumbnails?Who needs anunderpainting?Cup of oldpaint waterleft on deskfor weeks“Omg youdraw? You’rea drawer?You drawgood?”At least oneceramic mugpermanentlystained withpigmentNone of thegood penshave pocketclips >: (Stranger asksto see yourwork and isconfused it’snot hyper-realZerointerest inart history( :Uses anyword todescribe selfexcept“artist”Fixates on anewmediumonce a weekNo art scenein thearea/nogalleries inthe area >: (Onlysketchbooks,never doesany otherkind of workNo goodart storesin the area>: (StrongopinionsaboutDuchamp’sFountainHoardscardboardNeverdates orsigns anypiecesHasaccidentallyeaten an artmaterial“God hasgiven yousuch anincrediblegift”“Oh that’salright, Ibrought myown pen”Strongopinionsabout colorfield painting“I could neverdo that.”“Well, have youeverpracticed?”“…..no…”Has dedicatedclothes and/orsmocks/aprons,never wearsthemDaydreamsabout creativework all day,loses interestonce homeFills cup withwater forpainting,drinks itinsteadWHY AREMATERIALSSOEXPENSIVEWho needsthumbnails?Who needs anunderpainting?Cup of oldpaint waterleft on deskfor weeks“Omg youdraw? You’rea drawer?You drawgood?”At least oneceramic mugpermanentlystained withpigment

Traditional Artist BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. None of the good pens have pocket clips >: (
  2. Stranger asks to see your work and is confused it’s not hyper-real
  3. Zero interest in art history ( :
  4. Uses any word to describe self except “artist”
  5. Fixates on a new medium once a week
  6. No art scene in the area/no galleries in the area >: (
  7. Only sketchbooks, never does any other kind of work
  8. No good art stores in the area >: (
  9. Strong opinions about Duchamp’s Fountain
  10. Hoards cardboard
  11. Never dates or signs any pieces
  12. Has accidentally eaten an art material
  13. “God has given you such an incredible gift”
  14. “Oh that’s alright, I brought my own pen”
  15. Strong opinions about color field painting
  16. “I could never do that.” “Well, have you ever practiced?” “…..no…”
  17. Has dedicated clothes and/or smocks/aprons, never wears them
  18. Daydreams about creative work all day, loses interest once home
  19. Fills cup with water for painting, drinks it instead
  20. WHY ARE MATERIALS SO EXPENSIVE
  21. Who needs thumbnails? Who needs an underpainting?
  22. Cup of old paint water left on desk for weeks
  23. “Omg you draw? You’re a drawer? You draw good?”
  24. At least one ceramic mug permanently stained with pigment