Who needsthumbnails?Who needs anunderpainting?Has dedicatedclothes and/orsmocks/aprons,never wearsthemFixates on anewmediumonce a weekUses anyword todescribe selfexcept“artist”Fills cup withwater forpainting,drinks itinstead“Oh that’salright, Ibrought myown pen”Zerointerest inart history( :Neverdates orsigns anypiecesStrongopinionsabout colorfield painting“I could neverdo that.”“Well, have youeverpracticed?”“…..no…”HoardscardboardCup of oldpaint waterleft on deskfor weeks“God hasgiven yousuch anincrediblegift”Stranger asksto see yourwork and isconfused it’snot hyper-realNo goodart storesin the area>: (None of thegood penshave pocketclips >: (WHY AREMATERIALSSOEXPENSIVE“Omg youdraw? You’rea drawer?You drawgood?”Onlysketchbooks,never doesany otherkind of workNo art scenein thearea/nogalleries inthe area >: (Daydreamsabout creativework all day,loses interestonce homeStrongopinionsaboutDuchamp’sFountainAt least oneceramic mugpermanentlystained withpigmentHasaccidentallyeaten an artmaterialWho needsthumbnails?Who needs anunderpainting?Has dedicatedclothes and/orsmocks/aprons,never wearsthemFixates on anewmediumonce a weekUses anyword todescribe selfexcept“artist”Fills cup withwater forpainting,drinks itinstead“Oh that’salright, Ibrought myown pen”Zerointerest inart history( :Neverdates orsigns anypiecesStrongopinionsabout colorfield painting“I could neverdo that.”“Well, have youeverpracticed?”“…..no…”HoardscardboardCup of oldpaint waterleft on deskfor weeks“God hasgiven yousuch anincrediblegift”Stranger asksto see yourwork and isconfused it’snot hyper-realNo goodart storesin the area>: (None of thegood penshave pocketclips >: (WHY AREMATERIALSSOEXPENSIVE“Omg youdraw? You’rea drawer?You drawgood?”Onlysketchbooks,never doesany otherkind of workNo art scenein thearea/nogalleries inthe area >: (Daydreamsabout creativework all day,loses interestonce homeStrongopinionsaboutDuchamp’sFountainAt least oneceramic mugpermanentlystained withpigmentHasaccidentallyeaten an artmaterial

Traditional Artist BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Who needs thumbnails? Who needs an underpainting?
  2. Has dedicated clothes and/or smocks/aprons, never wears them
  3. Fixates on a new medium once a week
  4. Uses any word to describe self except “artist”
  5. Fills cup with water for painting, drinks it instead
  6. “Oh that’s alright, I brought my own pen”
  7. Zero interest in art history ( :
  8. Never dates or signs any pieces
  9. Strong opinions about color field painting
  10. “I could never do that.” “Well, have you ever practiced?” “…..no…”
  11. Hoards cardboard
  12. Cup of old paint water left on desk for weeks
  13. “God has given you such an incredible gift”
  14. Stranger asks to see your work and is confused it’s not hyper-real
  15. No good art stores in the area >: (
  16. None of the good pens have pocket clips >: (
  17. WHY ARE MATERIALS SO EXPENSIVE
  18. “Omg you draw? You’re a drawer? You draw good?”
  19. Only sketchbooks, never does any other kind of work
  20. No art scene in the area/no galleries in the area >: (
  21. Daydreams about creative work all day, loses interest once home
  22. Strong opinions about Duchamp’s Fountain
  23. At least one ceramic mug permanently stained with pigment
  24. Has accidentally eaten an art material