Hasaccidentallyeaten an artmaterialDaydreamsabout creativework all day,loses interestonce homeFills cup withwater forpainting,drinks itinstead“I could neverdo that.”“Well, have youeverpracticed?”“…..no…”No goodart storesin the area>: (Neverdates orsigns anypiecesAt least oneceramic mugpermanentlystained withpigmentZerointerest inart history( :“God hasgiven yousuch anincrediblegift”Cup of oldpaint waterleft on deskfor weeksHoardscardboardFixates on anewmediumonce a week“Omg youdraw? You’rea drawer?You drawgood?”Strongopinionsabout colorfield paintingHas dedicatedclothes and/orsmocks/aprons,never wearsthemNone of thegood penshave pocketclips >: (Stranger asksto see yourwork and isconfused it’snot hyper-realWho needsthumbnails?Who needs anunderpainting?Uses anyword todescribe selfexcept“artist”WHY AREMATERIALSSOEXPENSIVEOnlysketchbooks,never doesany otherkind of workStrongopinionsaboutDuchamp’sFountain“Oh that’salright, Ibrought myown pen”No art scenein thearea/nogalleries inthe area >: (Hasaccidentallyeaten an artmaterialDaydreamsabout creativework all day,loses interestonce homeFills cup withwater forpainting,drinks itinstead“I could neverdo that.”“Well, have youeverpracticed?”“…..no…”No goodart storesin the area>: (Neverdates orsigns anypiecesAt least oneceramic mugpermanentlystained withpigmentZerointerest inart history( :“God hasgiven yousuch anincrediblegift”Cup of oldpaint waterleft on deskfor weeksHoardscardboardFixates on anewmediumonce a week“Omg youdraw? You’rea drawer?You drawgood?”Strongopinionsabout colorfield paintingHas dedicatedclothes and/orsmocks/aprons,never wearsthemNone of thegood penshave pocketclips >: (Stranger asksto see yourwork and isconfused it’snot hyper-realWho needsthumbnails?Who needs anunderpainting?Uses anyword todescribe selfexcept“artist”WHY AREMATERIALSSOEXPENSIVEOnlysketchbooks,never doesany otherkind of workStrongopinionsaboutDuchamp’sFountain“Oh that’salright, Ibrought myown pen”No art scenein thearea/nogalleries inthe area >: (

Traditional Artist BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Has accidentally eaten an art material
  2. Daydreams about creative work all day, loses interest once home
  3. Fills cup with water for painting, drinks it instead
  4. “I could never do that.” “Well, have you ever practiced?” “…..no…”
  5. No good art stores in the area >: (
  6. Never dates or signs any pieces
  7. At least one ceramic mug permanently stained with pigment
  8. Zero interest in art history ( :
  9. “God has given you such an incredible gift”
  10. Cup of old paint water left on desk for weeks
  11. Hoards cardboard
  12. Fixates on a new medium once a week
  13. “Omg you draw? You’re a drawer? You draw good?”
  14. Strong opinions about color field painting
  15. Has dedicated clothes and/or smocks/aprons, never wears them
  16. None of the good pens have pocket clips >: (
  17. Stranger asks to see your work and is confused it’s not hyper-real
  18. Who needs thumbnails? Who needs an underpainting?
  19. Uses any word to describe self except “artist”
  20. WHY ARE MATERIALS SO EXPENSIVE
  21. Only sketchbooks, never does any other kind of work
  22. Strong opinions about Duchamp’s Fountain
  23. “Oh that’s alright, I brought my own pen”
  24. No art scene in the area/no galleries in the area >: (