Explain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieField arequestfor giftwrappingBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidaySing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplainthat we donot offerboxesDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Break the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceSell anitem fromone of thewindowsCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itExplain howto use theautomaticdoorUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieField arequestfor giftwrappingBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidaySing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplainthat we donot offerboxesDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Break the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceSell anitem fromone of thewindowsCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itExplain howto use theautomaticdoorUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore is

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  2. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  3. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  4. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  5. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  6. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  7. Field a request for gift wrapping
  8. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  9. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  10. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  11. Take a last minute monogramming order
  12. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  13. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  14. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  15. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  16. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  17. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  18. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  19. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  20. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  21. Sell an item from one of the windows
  22. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  23. Explain how to use the automatic door
  24. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  25. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  26. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  27. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  28. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  29. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is