Explainthat we donot offerboxesTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouSell anitem fromone of thewindowsExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationField arequestfor giftwrappingBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Undress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemExplainthat we donot offerboxesTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouSell anitem fromone of thewindowsExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationField arequestfor giftwrappingBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Undress amannequinto sell thelast of anitem

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  2. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  3. Sell an item from one of the windows
  4. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  5. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  6. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  7. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  8. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  9. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  10. Field a request for gift wrapping
  11. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  12. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  13. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  14. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  15. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  16. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  17. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  18. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  19. Explain how to use the automatic door
  20. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  21. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  22. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  23. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  24. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  25. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  26. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  27. Take a last minute monogramming order
  28. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  29. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item