Explain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplain howto use theautomaticdoorBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplainthat we donot offerboxesExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanySell anitem fromone of thewindowsFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeField arequestfor giftwrappingSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Share the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplain howto use theautomaticdoorBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplainthat we donot offerboxesExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanySell anitem fromone of thewindowsFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeField arequestfor giftwrappingSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Share the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover it

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  2. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  3. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  4. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  5. Explain how to use the automatic door
  6. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  7. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  8. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  9. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  10. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  11. Sell an item from one of the windows
  12. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  13. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  14. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  15. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  16. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  17. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  18. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  19. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  20. Field a request for gift wrapping
  21. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  22. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  23. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  24. Take a last minute monogramming order
  25. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  26. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  27. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  28. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  29. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it