Look for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreExplainthat we donot offerboxesBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Apologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouSell anitem fromone of thewindowsSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceField arequestfor giftwrappingShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreExplainthat we donot offerboxesBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Apologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouSell anitem fromone of thewindowsSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceField arequestfor giftwrappingShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowing

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  2. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  3. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  4. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  5. Take a last minute monogramming order
  6. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  7. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  8. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  9. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  10. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  11. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  12. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  13. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  14. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  15. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  16. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  17. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  18. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  19. Sell an item from one of the windows
  20. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  21. Explain how to use the automatic door
  22. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  23. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  24. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  25. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  26. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  27. Field a request for gift wrapping
  28. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  29. Do a carryout when it's snowing