Offer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeExplain howto use theautomaticdoorCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouSell anitem fromone of thewindowsSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Share the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backExplainthat we donot offerboxesFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayField arequestfor giftwrappingOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeExplain howto use theautomaticdoorCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouSell anitem fromone of thewindowsSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Share the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backExplainthat we donot offerboxesFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayField arequestfor giftwrapping

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  2. Explain how to use the automatic door
  3. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  4. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  5. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  6. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  7. Take a last minute monogramming order
  8. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  9. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  10. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  11. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  12. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  13. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  14. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  15. Sell an item from one of the windows
  16. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  17. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  18. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  19. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  20. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  21. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  22. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  23. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  24. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  25. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  26. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  27. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  28. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  29. Field a request for gift wrapping