Look for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidaySaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairExplainthat we donot offerboxesSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Offer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingSell anitem fromone of thewindowsBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backField arequestfor giftwrappingFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidaySaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairExplainthat we donot offerboxesSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Offer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingSell anitem fromone of thewindowsBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backField arequestfor giftwrappingFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestore

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  2. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  3. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  4. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  5. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  6. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  7. Take a last minute monogramming order
  8. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  9. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  10. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  11. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  12. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  13. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  14. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  15. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  16. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  17. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  18. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  19. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  20. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  21. Explain how to use the automatic door
  22. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  23. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  24. Sell an item from one of the windows
  25. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  26. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  27. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  28. Field a request for gift wrapping
  29. Find something that a customer has lost in the store