Answer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleField arequestfor giftwrappingSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeExplainthat we donot offerboxesExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Explain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairSell anitem fromone of thewindowsBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inExplain howto use theautomaticdoorBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleField arequestfor giftwrappingSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeExplainthat we donot offerboxesExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Explain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairSell anitem fromone of thewindowsBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inExplain howto use theautomaticdoorBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperation

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  2. Field a request for gift wrapping
  3. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  4. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  5. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  6. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  7. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  8. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  9. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  10. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  11. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  12. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  13. Sell an item from one of the windows
  14. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  15. Explain how to use the automatic door
  16. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  17. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  18. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  19. Take a last minute monogramming order
  20. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  21. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  22. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  23. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  24. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  25. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  26. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  27. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  28. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  29. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation