Explain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderExplainthat we donot offerboxesBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreField arequestfor giftwrappingDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Saveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidaySell anitem fromone of thewindowsOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderExplainthat we donot offerboxesBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreField arequestfor giftwrappingDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplain howto use theautomaticdoorExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Saveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidaySell anitem fromone of thewindowsOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate sale

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  2. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  3. Take a last minute monogramming order
  4. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  5. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  6. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  7. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  8. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  9. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  10. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  11. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  12. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  13. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  14. Field a request for gift wrapping
  15. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  16. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  17. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  18. Explain how to use the automatic door
  19. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  20. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  21. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  22. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  23. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  24. Sell an item from one of the windows
  25. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  26. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  27. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  28. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  29. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale