Explainthat we donot offerboxesAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineExplain howto use theautomaticdoorBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceField arequestfor giftwrappingExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backSell anitem fromone of thewindowsDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Try somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationExplainthat we donot offerboxesAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineExplain howto use theautomaticdoorBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceField arequestfor giftwrappingExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backSell anitem fromone of thewindowsDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Try somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperation

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  2. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  3. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  4. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  5. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  6. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  7. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  8. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  9. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  10. Explain how to use the automatic door
  11. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  12. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  13. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  14. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  15. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  16. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  17. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  18. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  19. Field a request for gift wrapping
  20. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  21. Sell an item from one of the windows
  22. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  23. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  24. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  25. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  26. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  27. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  28. Take a last minute monogramming order
  29. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation