Explain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieExplain howto use theautomaticdoorShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Help acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingExplainthat we donot offerboxesFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouField arequestfor giftwrappingBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSell anitem fromone of thewindowsApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieExplain howto use theautomaticdoorShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Help acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingExplainthat we donot offerboxesFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeBe told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouField arequestfor giftwrappingBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSell anitem fromone of thewindowsApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate sale

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explain that discontinued means not coming back
  2. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  3. Explain how to use the automatic door
  4. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  5. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  6. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  7. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  8. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  9. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  10. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  11. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  12. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  13. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  14. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  15. Take a last minute monogramming order
  16. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  17. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  18. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  19. Field a request for gift wrapping
  20. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  21. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  22. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  23. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  24. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  25. Sell an item from one of the windows
  26. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  27. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  28. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  29. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale