Take a lastminutemonogrammingorderSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain howto use theautomaticdoorFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplainthat we donot offerboxesSell anitem fromone of thewindowsExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleField arequestfor giftwrappingTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Be told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming backTake a lastminutemonogrammingorderSing alongwith theholidaysoundtrackExplain howto use theautomaticdoorFindsomething thata customerhas lost in thestoreBe askedabout ourrestroomsbefore youeven punch inApologize forno longercarryingweatherstationsExplainthat we donot offerboxesSell anitem fromone of thewindowsExplain thatLands End andLLBean arenot the samecompanyBreak thesad newsthat an itemis sold outonlineUndress amannequinto sell thelast of anitemBreak the heartof a cat personby showingthem our "pet"sectionHelp acustomer whois willing to buythe wrong sizeout ofdesperationLook for anitem in theback whenyou know itis not thereSaveeveryone's earsby finding theperson with alive walkieAnswer aquestionaboutSanta'sscheduleField arequestfor giftwrappingTry somethingon because thecustomer'sspouse is thesame size asyouDo acarryoutwhen it'ssnowingExplain that thestore does notcarryeverythingthat's in thecatalogBreak the toughnews that wedon't carryPatagonia orNorth FaceOvercomethe sadnessby wearingholiday flairOffer to printout a photoof an itemthat won't sipin timeExplain thatthere is ashippingcutoff (and ithas passed)Be told that you(personally)have ruinedsomeone'sholidayCarry a pileof go backsso high youcan't seeover itShare the sadtruth abouthow far awaythe closeststore isSave Christmasby flipping areturnedproduct into animmediate saleExplain thatdiscontinuedmeans notcoming back

Sad Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Take a last minute monogramming order
  2. Sing along with the holiday soundtrack
  3. Explain how to use the automatic door
  4. Find something that a customer has lost in the store
  5. Be asked about our restrooms before you even punch in
  6. Apologize for no longer carrying weather stations
  7. Explain that we do not offer boxes
  8. Sell an item from one of the windows
  9. Explain that Lands End and LLBean are not the same company
  10. Break the sad news that an item is sold out online
  11. Undress a mannequin to sell the last of an item
  12. Break the heart of a cat person by showing them our "pet" section
  13. Help a customer who is willing to buy the wrong size out of desperation
  14. Look for an item in the back when you know it is not there
  15. Save everyone's ears by finding the person with a live walkie
  16. Answer a question about Santa's schedule
  17. Field a request for gift wrapping
  18. Try something on because the customer's spouse is the same size as you
  19. Do a carryout when it's snowing
  20. Explain that the store does not carry everything that's in the catalog
  21. Break the tough news that we don't carry Patagonia or North Face
  22. Overcome the sadness by wearing holiday flair
  23. Offer to print out a photo of an item that won't sip in time
  24. Explain that there is a shipping cutoff (and it has passed)
  25. Be told that you (personally) have ruined someone's holiday
  26. Carry a pile of go backs so high you can't see over it
  27. Share the sad truth about how far away the closest store is
  28. Save Christmas by flipping a returned product into an immediate sale
  29. Explain that discontinued means not coming back