The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedCrossingallergypanels justfor funNSR forurinetestI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowWholeSST/lavsent FZNI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerOh so youdo havetiger tops“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Is this anew testof theweek?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo lavfor testNo SSTfor serumtestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayThawedDimersCausewhywould itreceipt?No FZPforhypercoagRandomacts ofPSTOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo testfor lavWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No yellowfor thehypercoagWTF*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedCrossingallergypanels justfor funNSR forurinetestI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowWholeSST/lavsent FZNI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerOh so youdo havetiger tops“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Is this anew testof theweek?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo lavfor testNo SSTfor serumtestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayThawedDimersCausewhywould itreceipt?No FZPforhypercoagRandomacts ofPSTOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo testfor lavWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No yellowfor thehypercoagWTF*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Wow youactually didthis onecorrectly

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  2. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  3. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  4. NSR for urine test
  5. I have never seen this test before in my life
  6. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  7. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  8. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  11. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  12. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  13. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  14. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  15. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  16. Is this a new test of the week?
  17. This one short SST should cover it
  18. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  19. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  20. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  21. No lav for test
  22. No SST for serum test
  23. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  24. Thawed Dimers
  25. Cause why would it receipt?
  26. No FZP for hypercoag
  27. Random acts of PST
  28. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  29. No test for lav
  30. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  31. No yellow for the hypercoag
  32. WTF
  33. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  34. Wow you actually did this one correctly