Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWholeSST/lavsent FZNI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNSR forurinetestNo yellowfor thehypercoagWTFWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestOh so youdo havetiger topsNo testfor lavI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstoday*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo FZPforhypercoagThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Causewhywould itreceipt?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo lavfor testRandomacts ofPSTIs this anew testof theweek?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThawedDimersNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWholeSST/lavsent FZNI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNSR forurinetestNo yellowfor thehypercoagWTFWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestOh so youdo havetiger topsNo testfor lavI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstoday*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo FZPforhypercoagThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Causewhywould itreceipt?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo lavfor testRandomacts ofPSTIs this anew testof theweek?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThawedDimers

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  2. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  3. I have never seen this test before in my life
  4. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  5. NSR for urine test
  6. No yellow for the hypercoag
  7. WTF
  8. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  9. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  10. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  11. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  12. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  13. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  14. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  15. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  16. No SST for serum test
  17. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  18. No test for lav
  19. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  20. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  21. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  22. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  23. No FZP for hypercoag
  24. This one short SST should cover it
  25. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  26. Cause why would it receipt?
  27. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  28. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  29. No lav for test
  30. Random acts of PST
  31. Is this a new test of the week?
  32. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  33. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  34. Thawed Dimers