Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo FZPforhypercoagIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowRandomacts ofPSTNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo SSTfor serumtest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Oh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayWholeSST/lavsent FZNThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Causewhywould itreceipt?No lavfor testCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWTF*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo testfor lavSurprise!There’sanotherbag!NSR forurinetestThawedDimersNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo FZPforhypercoagIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowRandomacts ofPSTNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo SSTfor serumtest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Oh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayWholeSST/lavsent FZNThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Causewhywould itreceipt?No lavfor testCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWTF*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo testfor lavSurprise!There’sanotherbag!NSR forurinetestThawedDimers

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  2. No FZP for hypercoag
  3. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  4. Random acts of PST
  5. No yellow for the hypercoag
  6. No SST for serum test
  7. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  8. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  9. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  10. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  11. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  12. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  13. This one short SST should cover it
  14. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  15. Cause why would it receipt?
  16. No lav for test
  17. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  18. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  19. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  20. Is this a new test of the week?
  21. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  22. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  23. WTF
  24. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  25. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  26. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  27. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  28. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  29. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  30. I have never seen this test before in my life
  31. No test for lav
  32. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  33. NSR for urine test
  34. Thawed Dimers