NSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh so youdo havetiger topsIs this anew testof theweek?No testfor lavNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*WTFWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itRandomacts ofPSTWholeSST/lavsent FZNIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No FZPforhypercoagNo lavfor testOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No yellowfor thehypercoagNo SSTfor serumtestCausewhywould itreceipt?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*ThawedDimersNSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh so youdo havetiger topsIs this anew testof theweek?No testfor lavNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*WTFWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itRandomacts ofPSTWholeSST/lavsent FZNIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No FZPforhypercoagNo lavfor testOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No yellowfor thehypercoagNo SSTfor serumtestCausewhywould itreceipt?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*ThawedDimers

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NSR for urine test
  2. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  3. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  4. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  5. Is this a new test of the week?
  6. No test for lav
  7. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  8. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  11. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  12. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  13. WTF
  14. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  15. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  16. This one short SST should cover it
  17. Random acts of PST
  18. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  19. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  20. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  21. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  22. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  23. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  24. No FZP for hypercoag
  25. No lav for test
  26. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  27. I have never seen this test before in my life
  28. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  29. No yellow for the hypercoag
  30. No SST for serum test
  31. Cause why would it receipt?
  32. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  33. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  34. Thawed Dimers