Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo testfor lav“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNo lavfor testI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandomacts ofPSTNSR forurinetestCausewhywould itreceipt?WTFRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo yellowfor thehypercoagI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningCrossingallergypanels justfor funWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No FZPforhypercoagIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo SSTfor serumtestOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIs this anew testof theweek?Oh so youdo havetiger topsThawedDimersWholeSST/lavsent FZNThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo testfor lav“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNo lavfor testI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandomacts ofPSTNSR forurinetestCausewhywould itreceipt?WTFRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo yellowfor thehypercoagI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningCrossingallergypanels justfor funWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No FZPforhypercoagIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo SSTfor serumtestOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIs this anew testof theweek?Oh so youdo havetiger topsThawedDimersWholeSST/lavsent FZNThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsordered

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  2. No test for lav
  3. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  4. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  5. This one short SST should cover it
  6. No lav for test
  7. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  8. Random acts of PST
  9. NSR for urine test
  10. Cause why would it receipt?
  11. WTF
  12. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  13. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  14. I have never seen this test before in my life
  15. No yellow for the hypercoag
  16. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  17. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  18. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  19. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  20. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  21. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  22. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  23. No FZP for hypercoag
  24. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  25. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  26. No SST for serum test
  27. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  28. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  29. Is this a new test of the week?
  30. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  31. Thawed Dimers
  32. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  33. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  34. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered