Randomacts ofPSTNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo lavfor test“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Causewhywould itreceipt?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!I have neverseen thistest beforein my life*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo FZPforhypercoagOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo testfor lavNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo SSTfor serumtestThawedDimersOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowIs this anew testof theweek?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNSR forurinetestRandomacts ofPSTNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo lavfor test“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Causewhywould itreceipt?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!I have neverseen thistest beforein my life*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo FZPforhypercoagOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo testfor lavNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo SSTfor serumtestThawedDimersOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowIs this anew testof theweek?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNSR forurinetest

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Random acts of PST
  2. No yellow for the hypercoag
  3. No lav for test
  4. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  5. Cause why would it receipt?
  6. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  7. I have never seen this test before in my life
  8. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  11. No FZP for hypercoag
  12. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  13. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  14. This one short SST should cover it
  15. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  16. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  17. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  18. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  19. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  20. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  21. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  22. No test for lav
  23. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  24. No SST for serum test
  25. Thawed Dimers
  26. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  27. WTF
  28. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  29. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  30. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  31. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  32. Is this a new test of the week?
  33. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  34. NSR for urine test