Surprise!There’sanotherbag!*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*NSR forurinetestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo FZPforhypercoagCrossingallergypanels justfor funNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWTFNo testfor lavNo lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandomacts ofPSTNo SSTfor serumtest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Is this anew testof theweek?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo yellowfor thehypercoagI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayCausewhywould itreceipt?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThawedDimersThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetOh so youdo havetiger topsSurprise!There’sanotherbag!*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*NSR forurinetestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo FZPforhypercoagCrossingallergypanels justfor funNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWTFNo testfor lavNo lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandomacts ofPSTNo SSTfor serumtest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Is this anew testof theweek?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo yellowfor thehypercoagI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayCausewhywould itreceipt?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThawedDimersThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetOh so youdo havetiger tops

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  2. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  3. NSR for urine test
  4. This one short SST should cover it
  5. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  6. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  7. No FZP for hypercoag
  8. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  9. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  10. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  11. WTF
  12. No test for lav
  13. No lav for test
  14. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  15. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  16. I have never seen this test before in my life
  17. Random acts of PST
  18. No SST for serum test
  19. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  20. Is this a new test of the week?
  21. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  22. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  23. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  24. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  25. No yellow for the hypercoag
  26. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  27. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  28. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  29. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  30. Cause why would it receipt?
  31. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  32. Thawed Dimers
  33. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  34. Oh so you do have tiger tops