WholeSST/lavsent FZNOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWTFCausewhywould itreceipt?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo testfor lavCrossingallergypanels justfor funI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No SSTfor serumtestThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Randomacts ofPSTIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNSR forurinetestOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserum“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo lavfor testI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIs this anew testof theweek?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itThawedDimersSurprise!There’sanotherbag!This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyet*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeWholeSST/lavsent FZNOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWTFCausewhywould itreceipt?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo testfor lavCrossingallergypanels justfor funI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No SSTfor serumtestThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Randomacts ofPSTIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNSR forurinetestOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserum“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo lavfor testI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIs this anew testof theweek?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itThawedDimersSurprise!There’sanotherbag!This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyet*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my life

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  2. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  3. WTF
  4. Cause why would it receipt?
  5. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  6. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  7. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  8. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  9. No yellow for the hypercoag
  10. No test for lav
  11. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  12. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  13. No FZP for hypercoag
  14. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  15. No SST for serum test
  16. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  17. Random acts of PST
  18. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  19. NSR for urine test
  20. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  21. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  22. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  23. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  24. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  25. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  26. No lav for test
  27. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  28. Is this a new test of the week?
  29. This one short SST should cover it
  30. Thawed Dimers
  31. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  32. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  33. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  34. I have never seen this test before in my life