I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a row“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Causewhywould itreceipt?Randomacts ofPSTOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo testfor lavSurprise!There’sanotherbag!*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo FZPforhypercoagWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo lavfor testNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIs this anew testof theweek?NSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo SSTfor serumtestWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a row“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Causewhywould itreceipt?Randomacts ofPSTOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo testfor lavSurprise!There’sanotherbag!*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo FZPforhypercoagWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo lavfor testNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIs this anew testof theweek?NSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo SSTfor serumtestWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  2. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  3. Cause why would it receipt?
  4. Random acts of PST
  5. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  6. WTF
  7. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  8. No test for lav
  9. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  10. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  11. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  12. No FZP for hypercoag
  13. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  14. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  15. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  16. No yellow for the hypercoag
  17. Thawed Dimers
  18. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  19. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  20. No lav for test
  21. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  22. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  23. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  24. Is this a new test of the week?
  25. NSR for urine test
  26. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  27. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  28. No SST for serum test
  29. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  30. I have never seen this test before in my life
  31. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  32. This one short SST should cover it
  33. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  34. The critical in critical RT is optional right?