WTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNSR forurinetestNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo testfor lavIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThawedDimersNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderWholeSST/lavsent FZNOh so youdo havetiger topsI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo lavfor testThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningCausewhywould itreceipt?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo FZPforhypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandomacts ofPSTNo SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweek“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Crossingallergypanels justfor funIs this anew testof theweek?WTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNSR forurinetestNo yellowfor thehypercoagNo testfor lavIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThawedDimersNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderWholeSST/lavsent FZNOh so youdo havetiger topsI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo lavfor testThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningCausewhywould itreceipt?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo FZPforhypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandomacts ofPSTNo SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweek“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Crossingallergypanels justfor funIs this anew testof theweek?

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. WTF
  2. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  3. NSR for urine test
  4. No yellow for the hypercoag
  5. No test for lav
  6. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  7. Thawed Dimers
  8. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  9. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  10. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  11. This one short SST should cover it
  12. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  13. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  14. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  15. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  16. I have never seen this test before in my life
  17. No lav for test
  18. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  19. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  20. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  21. Cause why would it receipt?
  22. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  23. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  24. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  25. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  26. No FZP for hypercoag
  27. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  28. Random acts of PST
  29. No SST for serum test
  30. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  31. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  32. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  33. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  34. Is this a new test of the week?