Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo yellowfor thehypercoagThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itThawedDimersWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo FZPforhypercoagOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No testfor lavCausewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowIs this anew testof theweek?No lavfor testNo SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancer*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*NSR forurinetest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowRandomacts ofPSTTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo yellowfor thehypercoagThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itThawedDimersWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo FZPforhypercoagOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No testfor lavCausewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowIs this anew testof theweek?No lavfor testNo SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancer*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*NSR forurinetest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowRandomacts ofPSTTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeCrossingallergypanels justfor fun

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  2. WTF
  3. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  4. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  5. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  6. No yellow for the hypercoag
  7. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  8. This one short SST should cover it
  9. Thawed Dimers
  10. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  11. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  12. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  13. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  14. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  15. No FZP for hypercoag
  16. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  17. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  18. No test for lav
  19. Cause why would it receipt?
  20. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  21. Is this a new test of the week?
  22. No lav for test
  23. No SST for serum test
  24. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  25. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  26. NSR for urine test
  27. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  28. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  29. Random acts of PST
  30. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  31. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  32. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  33. I have never seen this test before in my life
  34. Crossing allergy panels just for fun