This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo FZPforhypercoagWholeSST/lavsent FZNWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIs this anew testof theweek?NSR forurinetestCausewhywould itreceipt?Randomacts ofPSTOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo testfor lavI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh so youdo havetiger tops*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo lavfor test“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersWTFIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo FZPforhypercoagWholeSST/lavsent FZNWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIs this anew testof theweek?NSR forurinetestCausewhywould itreceipt?Randomacts ofPSTOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo testfor lavI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh so youdo havetiger tops*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo lavfor test“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersWTFIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover it

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  2. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  3. No FZP for hypercoag
  4. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  5. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  6. Is this a new test of the week?
  7. NSR for urine test
  8. Cause why would it receipt?
  9. Random acts of PST
  10. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  11. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  12. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  13. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  14. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  15. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  16. No test for lav
  17. I have never seen this test before in my life
  18. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  19. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  20. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  21. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  22. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  23. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  24. No lav for test
  25. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  26. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  27. No yellow for the hypercoag
  28. Thawed Dimers
  29. WTF
  30. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  31. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  32. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  33. No SST for serum test
  34. This one short SST should cover it