Crossingallergypanels justfor funWholeSST/lavsent FZNRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWow youactually didthis onecorrectly*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No yellowfor thehypercoagNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThawedDimersOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumCausewhywould itreceipt?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No SSTfor serumtestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweek“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNSR forurinetestNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisIs this anew testof theweek?No testfor lavNo lavfor testThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No FZPforhypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Crossingallergypanels justfor funWholeSST/lavsent FZNRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWow youactually didthis onecorrectly*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No yellowfor thehypercoagNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThawedDimersOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumCausewhywould itreceipt?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No SSTfor serumtestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweek“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNSR forurinetestNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisIs this anew testof theweek?No testfor lavNo lavfor testThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No FZPforhypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  2. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  3. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  4. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  5. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  6. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  7. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  8. No yellow for the hypercoag
  9. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  10. Thawed Dimers
  11. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  12. Cause why would it receipt?
  13. I have never seen this test before in my life
  14. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  15. WTF
  16. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  17. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  18. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  19. No SST for serum test
  20. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  21. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  22. Random acts of PST
  23. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  24. NSR for urine test
  25. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  26. Is this a new test of the week?
  27. No test for lav
  28. No lav for test
  29. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  30. This one short SST should cover it
  31. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  32. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  33. No FZP for hypercoag
  34. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?