I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo lavfor testWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo yellowfor thehypercoagRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNSR forurinetestNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitis“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTNo testfor lavThis oneshort SSTshouldcover it*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh so youdo havetiger topsWTFOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodaySurprise!There’sanotherbag!Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCrossingallergypanels justfor funI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo FZPforhypercoagNo SSTfor serumtestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Causewhywould itreceipt?Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThawedDimersI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo lavfor testWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo yellowfor thehypercoagRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNSR forurinetestNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitis“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTNo testfor lavThis oneshort SSTshouldcover it*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh so youdo havetiger topsWTFOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodaySurprise!There’sanotherbag!Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCrossingallergypanels justfor funI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo FZPforhypercoagNo SSTfor serumtestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Causewhywould itreceipt?Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThawedDimers

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  2. No lav for test
  3. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  4. No yellow for the hypercoag
  5. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  6. NSR for urine test
  7. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  8. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  9. Random acts of PST
  10. No test for lav
  11. This one short SST should cover it
  12. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  13. I have never seen this test before in my life
  14. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  15. WTF
  16. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  17. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  18. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  19. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  20. Is this a new test of the week?
  21. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  22. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  23. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  24. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  25. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  26. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  27. No FZP for hypercoag
  28. No SST for serum test
  29. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  30. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  31. Cause why would it receipt?
  32. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  33. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  34. Thawed Dimers