NSR forurinetestThawedDimersI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo yellowfor thehypercoag*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderCrossingallergypanels justfor funIs this anew testof theweek?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWTFNo FZPforhypercoagNo lavfor testNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo testfor lavThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetRandomacts ofPSTNo SSTfor serumtestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCausewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNSR forurinetestThawedDimersI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNo yellowfor thehypercoag*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderCrossingallergypanels justfor funIs this anew testof theweek?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWTFNo FZPforhypercoagNo lavfor testNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo testfor lavThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetRandomacts ofPSTNo SSTfor serumtestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCausewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitis

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NSR for urine test
  2. Thawed Dimers
  3. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  4. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  5. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  6. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  7. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  8. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  9. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  10. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  11. I have never seen this test before in my life
  12. No yellow for the hypercoag
  13. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  14. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  15. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  16. Is this a new test of the week?
  17. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  18. WTF
  19. No FZP for hypercoag
  20. No lav for test
  21. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  22. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  23. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  24. No test for lav
  25. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  26. Random acts of PST
  27. No SST for serum test
  28. This one short SST should cover it
  29. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  30. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  31. Cause why would it receipt?
  32. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  33. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  34. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis