I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderCausewhywould itreceipt?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo yellowfor thehypercoagNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisRandomacts ofPSTOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo SSTfor serumtestOh so youdo havetiger topsNo lavfor testIs this anew testof theweek?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!ThawedDimersWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancer*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Crossingallergypanels justfor funNSR forurinetestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo FZPforhypercoagNo testfor lavI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderCausewhywould itreceipt?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo yellowfor thehypercoagNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisRandomacts ofPSTOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumWTFI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo SSTfor serumtestOh so youdo havetiger topsNo lavfor testIs this anew testof theweek?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!ThawedDimersWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancer*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Crossingallergypanels justfor funNSR forurinetestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo FZPforhypercoagNo testfor lavI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I have neverseen thistest beforein my life

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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