“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo FZPforhypercoagOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donow*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No yellowfor thehypercoagNSR forurinetestWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo lavfor testNo testfor lavIs this anew testof theweek?No SSTfor serumtestOh so youdo havetiger topsCausewhywould itreceipt?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisRandomacts ofPSTWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetThawedDimersI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowCrossingallergypanels justfor funSurprise!There’sanotherbag!This oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsordered“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo FZPforhypercoagOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donow*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No yellowfor thehypercoagNSR forurinetestWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo lavfor testNo testfor lavIs this anew testof theweek?No SSTfor serumtestOh so youdo havetiger topsCausewhywould itreceipt?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisRandomacts ofPSTWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetThawedDimersI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowCrossingallergypanels justfor funSurprise!There’sanotherbag!This oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsordered

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  2. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  3. No FZP for hypercoag
  4. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  5. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  6. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  7. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  8. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  9. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  10. No yellow for the hypercoag
  11. NSR for urine test
  12. WTF
  13. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  14. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  15. No lav for test
  16. No test for lav
  17. Is this a new test of the week?
  18. No SST for serum test
  19. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  20. Cause why would it receipt?
  21. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  22. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  23. I have never seen this test before in my life
  24. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  25. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  26. Random acts of PST
  27. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  28. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  29. Thawed Dimers
  30. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  31. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  32. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  33. This one short SST should cover it
  34. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered