Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh so youdo havetiger topsNo testfor lavRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo yellowfor thehypercoagThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No FZPforhypercoagWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCausewhywould itreceipt?NSR forurinetestNo lavfor testI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThawedDimersI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstoday“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyet*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerSurprise!There’sanotherbag!If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh so youdo havetiger topsNo testfor lavRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo yellowfor thehypercoagThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No FZPforhypercoagWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCausewhywould itreceipt?NSR forurinetestNo lavfor testI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThawedDimersI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstoday“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyet*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerSurprise!There’sanotherbag!If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This oneshort SSTshouldcover it

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  2. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  3. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  4. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  5. No test for lav
  6. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  7. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  8. WTF
  9. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  10. No yellow for the hypercoag
  11. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  12. No FZP for hypercoag
  13. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  14. Cause why would it receipt?
  15. NSR for urine test
  16. No lav for test
  17. I have never seen this test before in my life
  18. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  19. Thawed Dimers
  20. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  21. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  22. Random acts of PST
  23. Is this a new test of the week?
  24. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  25. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  26. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  27. No SST for serum test
  28. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  29. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  30. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  31. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  32. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  33. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  34. This one short SST should cover it