Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh so youdo havetiger topsThawedDimersThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?HemolyzedThe namealone isgood,right?No FZPforhypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisIs this anew testof theweek?Causewhywould itreceipt?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Crossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNSR forurinetestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo yellowfor thehypercoagRandomacts ofPSTNo testfor lavThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo lavfor test“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstoday*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*WTFNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWholeSST/lavsent FZNI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh so youdo havetiger topsThawedDimersThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?HemolyzedThe namealone isgood,right?No FZPforhypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisIs this anew testof theweek?Causewhywould itreceipt?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Crossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNSR forurinetestOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo yellowfor thehypercoagRandomacts ofPSTNo testfor lavThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo lavfor test“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstoday*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*WTFNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWholeSST/lavsent FZNI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donow

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  2. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  3. Thawed Dimers
  4. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  5. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  6. Hemolyzed
  7. The name alone is good, right?
  8. No FZP for hypercoag
  9. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  10. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  11. Is this a new test of the week?
  12. Cause why would it receipt?
  13. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  14. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  15. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  16. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  17. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  18. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  19. No SST for serum test
  20. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  21. NSR for urine test
  22. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  23. No yellow for the hypercoag
  24. Random acts of PST
  25. No test for lav
  26. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  27. No lav for test
  28. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  29. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  30. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  31. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  32. WTF
  33. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  34. This one short SST should cover it
  35. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  36. I have never seen this test before in my life
  37. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  38. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now