I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo testfor lavThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWTFNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh so youdo havetiger topsThe namealone isgood,right?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?NSR forurinetestRandomacts ofPSTSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No yellowfor thehypercoagNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorning“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*ThawedDimersI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No lavfor testNo SSTfor serumtestIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Is this anew testof theweek?No FZPforhypercoagHemolyzedI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCausewhywould itreceipt?WholeSST/lavsent FZNI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo testfor lavThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWTFNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh so youdo havetiger topsThe namealone isgood,right?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowCrossingallergypanels justfor funOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?NSR forurinetestRandomacts ofPSTSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No yellowfor thehypercoagNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorning“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*ThawedDimersI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No lavfor testNo SSTfor serumtestIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Is this anew testof theweek?No FZPforhypercoagHemolyzedI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCausewhywould itreceipt?WholeSST/lavsent FZN

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I have never seen this test before in my life
  2. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  3. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  4. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  5. No test for lav
  6. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  7. WTF
  8. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  9. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  10. The name alone is good, right?
  11. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  12. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  13. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  14. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  15. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  16. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  17. NSR for urine test
  18. Random acts of PST
  19. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  20. No yellow for the hypercoag
  21. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  22. This one short SST should cover it
  23. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  24. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  25. Thawed Dimers
  26. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  27. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  28. No lav for test
  29. No SST for serum test
  30. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  31. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  32. Is this a new test of the week?
  33. No FZP for hypercoag
  34. Hemolyzed
  35. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  36. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  37. Cause why would it receipt?
  38. Whole SST/lav sent FZN