No FZPforhypercoagIs this anew testof theweek?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWholeSST/lavsent FZNWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No lavfor testNo testfor lavThe namealone isgood,right?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayHemolyzedNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Causewhywould itreceipt?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh so youdo havetiger topsRandomacts ofPST“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo yellowfor thehypercoagNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?WTF*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*ThawedDimersNSR forurinetestNo FZPforhypercoagIs this anew testof theweek?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWholeSST/lavsent FZNWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No lavfor testNo testfor lavThe namealone isgood,right?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayHemolyzedNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Causewhywould itreceipt?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh so youdo havetiger topsRandomacts ofPST“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo yellowfor thehypercoagNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?WTF*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*ThawedDimersNSR forurinetest

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No FZP for hypercoag
  2. Is this a new test of the week?
  3. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  4. I have never seen this test before in my life
  5. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  6. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  7. No SST for serum test
  8. This one short SST should cover it
  9. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  10. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  11. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  12. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  13. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  14. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  15. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  16. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  17. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  18. No lav for test
  19. No test for lav
  20. The name alone is good, right?
  21. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  22. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  23. Hemolyzed
  24. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  25. Cause why would it receipt?
  26. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  27. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  28. Random acts of PST
  29. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  30. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  31. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  32. No yellow for the hypercoag
  33. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  34. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  35. WTF
  36. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  37. Thawed Dimers
  38. NSR for urine test