If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNCrossingallergypanels justfor funThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeCausewhywould itreceipt?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*ThawedDimersRandomacts ofPSTOh so youdo havetiger topsNo lavfor testNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThe namealone isgood,right?No testfor lavNSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoagHemolyzedI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a row*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No SSTfor serumtestNo yellowfor thehypercoagIs this anew testof theweek?Now whywould I needto put aname on thissample?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNCrossingallergypanels justfor funThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeCausewhywould itreceipt?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*ThawedDimersRandomacts ofPSTOh so youdo havetiger topsNo lavfor testNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThe namealone isgood,right?No testfor lavNSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoagHemolyzedI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a row*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No SSTfor serumtestNo yellowfor thehypercoagIs this anew testof theweek?Now whywould I needto put aname on thissample?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweek

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  2. WTF
  3. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  4. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  5. This one short SST should cover it
  6. I have never seen this test before in my life
  7. Cause why would it receipt?
  8. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  11. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  12. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  13. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  14. Thawed Dimers
  15. Random acts of PST
  16. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  17. No lav for test
  18. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  19. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  20. The name alone is good, right?
  21. No test for lav
  22. NSR for urine test
  23. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  24. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  25. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  26. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  27. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  28. No FZP for hypercoag
  29. Hemolyzed
  30. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  31. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  32. No SST for serum test
  33. No yellow for the hypercoag
  34. Is this a new test of the week?
  35. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  36. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  37. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  38. Oh there’s that dimer from last week