WholeSST/lavsent FZNNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No SSTfor serumtestI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCausewhywould itreceipt?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe namealone isgood,right?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*No yellowfor thehypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh so youdo havetiger topsThawedDimersNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No testfor lavHemolyzed*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No FZPforhypercoagRandomacts ofPSTWTFNo lavfor testNSR forurinetestOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayIs this anew testof theweek?WholeSST/lavsent FZNNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No SSTfor serumtestI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCausewhywould itreceipt?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe namealone isgood,right?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*No yellowfor thehypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh so youdo havetiger topsThawedDimersNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No testfor lavHemolyzed*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No FZPforhypercoagRandomacts ofPSTWTFNo lavfor testNSR forurinetestOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayIs this anew testof theweek?

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  2. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  3. No SST for serum test
  4. I have never seen this test before in my life
  5. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  6. Cause why would it receipt?
  7. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  8. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  11. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  12. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  13. The name alone is good, right?
  14. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  15. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  16. No yellow for the hypercoag
  17. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  18. This one short SST should cover it
  19. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  20. Thawed Dimers
  21. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  22. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  23. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  24. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  25. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  26. No test for lav
  27. Hemolyzed
  28. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  29. No FZP for hypercoag
  30. Random acts of PST
  31. WTF
  32. No lav for test
  33. NSR for urine test
  34. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  35. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  36. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  37. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  38. Is this a new test of the week?