ThawedDimersRandomacts ofPSTIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorning“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*The namealone isgood,right?NSR forurinetestOh so youdo havetiger topsIs this anew testof theweek?No FZPforhypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayHemolyzedCrossingallergypanels justfor funWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyWTFI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayCausewhywould itreceipt?I have neverseen thistest beforein my life*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo testfor lavWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo yellowfor thehypercoagNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThawedDimersRandomacts ofPSTIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorning“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*The namealone isgood,right?NSR forurinetestOh so youdo havetiger topsIs this anew testof theweek?No FZPforhypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayHemolyzedCrossingallergypanels justfor funWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyWTFI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayCausewhywould itreceipt?I have neverseen thistest beforein my life*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo testfor lavWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo yellowfor thehypercoagNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thawed Dimers
  2. Random acts of PST
  3. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  4. No lav for test
  5. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  6. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  7. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  8. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  11. The name alone is good, right?
  12. NSR for urine test
  13. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  14. Is this a new test of the week?
  15. No FZP for hypercoag
  16. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  17. Hemolyzed
  18. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  19. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  20. WTF
  21. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  22. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  23. Cause why would it receipt?
  24. I have never seen this test before in my life
  25. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  26. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  27. This one short SST should cover it
  28. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  29. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  30. No test for lav
  31. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  32. No SST for serum test
  33. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  34. No yellow for the hypercoag
  35. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  36. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  37. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  38. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order