HemolyzedThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?ThawedDimersWTFI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo SSTfor serumtestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a row“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo yellowfor thehypercoagSurprise!There’sanotherbag!NSR forurinetestOh so youdo havetiger topsNo testfor lavNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitis*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No FZPforhypercoagCausewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo lavfor testIs this anew testof theweek?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThe namealone isgood,right?HemolyzedThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?ThawedDimersWTFI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo SSTfor serumtestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWholeSST/lavsent FZNThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a row“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randomacts ofPSTCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo yellowfor thehypercoagSurprise!There’sanotherbag!NSR forurinetestOh so youdo havetiger topsNo testfor lavNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitis*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No FZPforhypercoagCausewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo lavfor testIs this anew testof theweek?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThe namealone isgood,right?

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hemolyzed
  2. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  3. Thawed Dimers
  4. WTF
  5. I have never seen this test before in my life
  6. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  7. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  8. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  9. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  10. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  11. No SST for serum test
  12. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  13. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  14. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  15. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  16. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  17. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  18. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  19. Random acts of PST
  20. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  21. No yellow for the hypercoag
  22. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  23. NSR for urine test
  24. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  25. No test for lav
  26. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  27. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  28. No FZP for hypercoag
  29. Cause why would it receipt?
  30. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  31. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  32. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  33. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  34. No lav for test
  35. Is this a new test of the week?
  36. This one short SST should cover it
  37. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  38. The name alone is good, right?