Oh so youdo havetiger topsThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No yellowfor thehypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayWholeSST/lavsent FZNThe namealone isgood,right?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo testfor lavOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?HemolyzedNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No lavfor testRandomacts ofPSTNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI have neverseen thistest beforein my life“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThawedDimersThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWTFI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNSR forurinetestI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Is this anew testof theweek?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Causewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoag*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyOh so youdo havetiger topsThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No yellowfor thehypercoagI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayWholeSST/lavsent FZNThe namealone isgood,right?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo testfor lavOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo SSTfor serumtestWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?HemolyzedNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No lavfor testRandomacts ofPSTNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI have neverseen thistest beforein my life“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningThawedDimersThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWTFI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNSR forurinetestI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Is this anew testof theweek?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Causewhywould itreceipt?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoag*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWow youactually didthis onecorrectly

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  2. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  3. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  4. No yellow for the hypercoag
  5. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  6. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  7. The name alone is good, right?
  8. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  9. No test for lav
  10. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  11. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  12. No SST for serum test
  13. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  14. Hemolyzed
  15. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  16. No lav for test
  17. Random acts of PST
  18. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  19. I have never seen this test before in my life
  20. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  21. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  22. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  23. Thawed Dimers
  24. This one short SST should cover it
  25. WTF
  26. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  27. NSR for urine test
  28. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  29. Is this a new test of the week?
  30. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  31. Cause why would it receipt?
  32. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  33. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  34. No FZP for hypercoag
  35. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  36. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  37. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  38. Wow you actually did this one correctly