Oh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No FZPforhypercoagNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo testfor lavOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe namealone isgood,right?I have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Causewhywould itreceipt?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWTFNo SSTfor serumtest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Crossingallergypanels justfor funHemolyzedRandomacts ofPSTIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNSR forurinetestWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo yellowfor thehypercoag*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayThawedDimersNo lavfor testIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No FZPforhypercoagNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo testfor lavOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe namealone isgood,right?I have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Causewhywould itreceipt?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningWTFNo SSTfor serumtest“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Crossingallergypanels justfor funHemolyzedRandomacts ofPSTIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNSR forurinetestWholeSST/lavsent FZNNo yellowfor thehypercoag*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayThawedDimersNo lavfor testIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donow

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  2. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  3. I have never seen this test before in my life
  4. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  5. No FZP for hypercoag
  6. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  7. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  8. No test for lav
  9. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  10. The name alone is good, right?
  11. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  12. Cause why would it receipt?
  13. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  14. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  15. WTF
  16. No SST for serum test
  17. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  18. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  19. Hemolyzed
  20. Random acts of PST
  21. Is this a new test of the week?
  22. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  23. This one short SST should cover it
  24. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  25. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  26. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  27. NSR for urine test
  28. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  29. No yellow for the hypercoag
  30. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  31. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  32. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  33. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  34. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  35. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  36. Thawed Dimers
  37. No lav for test
  38. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now