No yellowfor thehypercoagI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Is this anew testof theweek?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThawedDimersWTF“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*WholeSST/lavsent FZNNo SSTfor serumtestThe namealone isgood,right?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo FZPforhypercoagOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowHemolyzedCausewhywould itreceipt?No lavfor testNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh so youdo havetiger tops*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandomacts ofPSTOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo testfor lavNSR forurinetestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo yellowfor thehypercoagI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Is this anew testof theweek?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThawedDimersWTF“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*WholeSST/lavsent FZNNo SSTfor serumtestThe namealone isgood,right?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo FZPforhypercoagOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowHemolyzedCausewhywould itreceipt?No lavfor testNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowOh so youdo havetiger tops*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayRandomacts ofPSTOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo testfor lavNSR forurinetestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsordered

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No yellow for the hypercoag
  2. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  3. Is this a new test of the week?
  4. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  5. Thawed Dimers
  6. WTF
  7. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  8. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  9. No SST for serum test
  10. The name alone is good, right?
  11. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  12. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  13. No FZP for hypercoag
  14. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  15. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  16. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  17. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  18. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  19. Hemolyzed
  20. Cause why would it receipt?
  21. No lav for test
  22. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  23. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  24. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  25. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  26. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  27. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  28. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  29. I have never seen this test before in my life
  30. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  31. Random acts of PST
  32. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  33. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  34. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  35. No test for lav
  36. NSR for urine test
  37. This one short SST should cover it
  38. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered