Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThawedDimers“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*No testfor lavWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo SSTfor serumtestCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe namealone isgood,right?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWow youactually didthis onecorrectly*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Oh so youdo havetiger topsCausewhywould itreceipt?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIs this anew testof theweek?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo lavfor testNSR forurinetestNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo yellowfor thehypercoagWholeSST/lavsent FZNRandomacts ofPSTI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo FZPforhypercoagHemolyzedNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerThawedDimers“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*No testfor lavWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?The criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNo SSTfor serumtestCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe namealone isgood,right?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWow youactually didthis onecorrectly*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Oh so youdo havetiger topsCausewhywould itreceipt?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderIs this anew testof theweek?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo lavfor testNSR forurinetestNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisNo yellowfor thehypercoagWholeSST/lavsent FZNRandomacts ofPSTI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWTFI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo FZPforhypercoagHemolyzed

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  2. Thawed Dimers
  3. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  4. No test for lav
  5. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  6. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  7. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  8. I have never seen this test before in my life
  9. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  10. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  11. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  12. No SST for serum test
  13. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  14. The name alone is good, right?
  15. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  16. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  17. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  18. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  19. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  20. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  21. Cause why would it receipt?
  22. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  23. Is this a new test of the week?
  24. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  25. No lav for test
  26. NSR for urine test
  27. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  28. No yellow for the hypercoag
  29. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  30. Random acts of PST
  31. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  32. This one short SST should cover it
  33. WTF
  34. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  35. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  36. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  37. No FZP for hypercoag
  38. Hemolyzed