Causewhywould itreceipt?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Crossingallergypanels justfor funI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?No testfor lavHemolyzedNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerRandomacts ofPSTSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No lavfor testIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNo FZPforhypercoagNo yellowfor thehypercoagWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisThe namealone isgood,right?Oh so youdo havetiger tops“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*NSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo SSTfor serumtestThawedDimersTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningIs this anew testof theweek?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayCausewhywould itreceipt?This oneshort SSTshouldcover itOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Crossingallergypanels justfor funI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?No testfor lavHemolyzedNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerRandomacts ofPSTSurprise!There’sanotherbag!No lavfor testIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNo FZPforhypercoagNo yellowfor thehypercoagWTFWholeSST/lavsent FZNNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisThe namealone isgood,right?Oh so youdo havetiger tops“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*NSR forurinetestI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo SSTfor serumtestThawedDimersTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningIs this anew testof theweek?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstoday

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cause why would it receipt?
  2. This one short SST should cover it
  3. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  4. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  5. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  6. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  7. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  8. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  9. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  10. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  11. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  12. No test for lav
  13. Hemolyzed
  14. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  15. Random acts of PST
  16. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  17. No lav for test
  18. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  19. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  20. No FZP for hypercoag
  21. No yellow for the hypercoag
  22. WTF
  23. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  24. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  25. The name alone is good, right?
  26. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  27. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  28. NSR for urine test
  29. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  30. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  31. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  32. No SST for serum test
  33. Thawed Dimers
  34. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  35. Is this a new test of the week?
  36. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  37. I have never seen this test before in my life
  38. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today