I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoagWTF“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*WholeSST/lavsent FZNOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCausewhywould itreceipt?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningSurprise!There’sanotherbag!This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetHemolyzedNSR forurinetestNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No lavfor testCrossingallergypanels justfor funI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?No testfor lavNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Randomacts ofPSTOh so youdo havetiger topsThe namealone isgood,right?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo SSTfor serumtestWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIs this anew testof theweek?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThawedDimersNo yellowfor thehypercoagRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNo FZPforhypercoagWTF“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*WholeSST/lavsent FZNOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekCausewhywould itreceipt?Tari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningSurprise!There’sanotherbag!This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetHemolyzedNSR forurinetestNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No lavfor testCrossingallergypanels justfor funI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?No testfor lavNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Randomacts ofPSTOh so youdo havetiger topsThe namealone isgood,right?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo SSTfor serumtestWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyIs this anew testof theweek?If I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThawedDimersNo yellowfor thehypercoagRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserum

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  2. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  3. No FZP for hypercoag
  4. WTF
  5. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  6. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  7. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  8. Cause why would it receipt?
  9. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  10. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  11. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  12. Hemolyzed
  13. NSR for urine test
  14. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  15. I have never seen this test before in my life
  16. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  17. No lav for test
  18. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  19. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  20. No test for lav
  21. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  22. Random acts of PST
  23. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  24. The name alone is good, right?
  25. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  26. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  27. This one short SST should cover it
  28. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  29. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  30. No SST for serum test
  31. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  32. Is this a new test of the week?
  33. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  34. Thawed Dimers
  35. No yellow for the hypercoag
  36. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  37. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  38. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum