Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo FZPforhypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersSurprise!There’sanotherbag!The namealone isgood,right?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No testfor lavNSR forurinetestIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThis oneshort SSTshouldcover it*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*WholeSST/lavsent FZNI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisHemolyzed“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWTFNo lavfor testNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerRandomacts ofPSTThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No SSTfor serumtestCausewhywould itreceipt?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsCrossingallergypanels justfor funNo FZPforhypercoagWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?No yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersSurprise!There’sanotherbag!The namealone isgood,right?Not enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?No testfor lavNSR forurinetestIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThis oneshort SSTshouldcover it*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*WholeSST/lavsent FZNI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisHemolyzed“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWTFNo lavfor testNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerRandomacts ofPSTThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No SSTfor serumtestCausewhywould itreceipt?Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  2. Is this a new test of the week?
  3. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  4. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  5. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  6. No FZP for hypercoag
  7. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  8. No yellow for the hypercoag
  9. Thawed Dimers
  10. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  11. The name alone is good, right?
  12. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  13. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  14. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  15. No test for lav
  16. NSR for urine test
  17. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  18. This one short SST should cover it
  19. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  20. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  21. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  22. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  23. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  24. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  25. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  26. Hemolyzed
  27. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  28. I have never seen this test before in my life
  29. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  30. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  31. WTF
  32. No lav for test
  33. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  34. Random acts of PST
  35. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  36. No SST for serum test
  37. Cause why would it receipt?
  38. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order