Randompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThe namealone isgood,right?No lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Causewhywould itreceipt?I have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Crossingallergypanels justfor fun*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo yellowfor thehypercoagThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyet“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*HemolyzedTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningRandomacts ofPSTNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo FZPforhypercoagNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerIs this anew testof theweek?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNSR forurinetestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNo testfor lavThawedDimersNo SSTfor serumtestNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWholeSST/lavsent FZNIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodaySurprise!There’sanotherbag!I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWTFThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderThe namealone isgood,right?No lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?Causewhywould itreceipt?I have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?Crossingallergypanels justfor fun*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo yellowfor thehypercoagThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyet“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*HemolyzedTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningRandomacts ofPSTNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedNo FZPforhypercoagNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerIs this anew testof theweek?Oh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeNSR forurinetestThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNo testfor lavThawedDimersNo SSTfor serumtestNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekWholeSST/lavsent FZNIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodaySurprise!There’sanotherbag!I’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh so youdo havetiger topsI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowWTFThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Not this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitis

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  2. The name alone is good, right?
  3. No lav for test
  4. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  5. Cause why would it receipt?
  6. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  7. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  8. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  9. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  10. No yellow for the hypercoag
  11. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  12. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  13. Hemolyzed
  14. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  15. Random acts of PST
  16. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  17. No FZP for hypercoag
  18. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  19. Is this a new test of the week?
  20. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  21. I have never seen this test before in my life
  22. NSR for urine test
  23. This one short SST should cover it
  24. No test for lav
  25. Thawed Dimers
  26. No SST for serum test
  27. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  28. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  29. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  30. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  31. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  32. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  33. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  34. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  35. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  36. WTF
  37. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  38. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis