WholeSST/lavsent FZNWTFIs this anew testof theweek?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo FZPforhypercoagThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNo yellowfor thehypercoagOh so youdo havetiger topsHemolyzedThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Now whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!ThawedDimersCrossingallergypanels justfor funI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Causewhywould itreceipt?The namealone isgood,right?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNo testfor lavTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNSR forurinetestRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandomacts ofPSTWholeSST/lavsent FZNWTFIs this anew testof theweek?Wow youactually didthis onecorrectlyI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*No SSTfor serumtestNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumNo FZPforhypercoagThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itNo yellowfor thehypercoagOh so youdo havetiger topsHemolyzedThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Now whywould I needto put aname on thissample?Surprise!There’sanotherbag!ThawedDimersCrossingallergypanels justfor funI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekNo lavfor testWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Causewhywould itreceipt?The namealone isgood,right?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNo testfor lavTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNSR forurinetestRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeRandomacts ofPST

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  2. WTF
  3. Is this a new test of the week?
  4. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  5. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  6. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  7. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  8. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  9. No SST for serum test
  10. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  11. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  12. No FZP for hypercoag
  13. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  14. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  15. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  16. This one short SST should cover it
  17. No yellow for the hypercoag
  18. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  19. Hemolyzed
  20. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  21. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  22. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  23. Thawed Dimers
  24. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  25. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  26. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  27. No lav for test
  28. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  29. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  30. Cause why would it receipt?
  31. The name alone is good, right?
  32. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  33. No test for lav
  34. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  35. NSR for urine test
  36. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  37. I have never seen this test before in my life
  38. Random acts of PST