This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNo FZPforhypercoagOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?No testfor lavOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Is this anew testof theweek?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeCrossingallergypanels justfor funHemolyzedNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo lavfor testThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersRandomacts ofPST*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo SSTfor serumtestWholeSST/lavsent FZNThe namealone isgood,right?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?NSR forurinetestSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh so youdo havetiger topsCausewhywould itreceipt?WTFNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?This is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderNo FZPforhypercoagOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?No testfor lavOh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?Is this anew testof theweek?I have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeCrossingallergypanels justfor funHemolyzedNot thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerNo lavfor testThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo yellowfor thehypercoagThawedDimersRandomacts ofPST*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*I’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisI’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningNo SSTfor serumtestWholeSST/lavsent FZNThe namealone isgood,right?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Why did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?NSR forurinetestSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh so youdo havetiger topsCausewhywould itreceipt?WTFNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  2. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order
  3. No FZP for hypercoag
  4. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  5. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  6. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  7. No test for lav
  8. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  9. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  10. Is this a new test of the week?
  11. I have never seen this test before in my life
  12. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  13. Hemolyzed
  14. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  15. No lav for test
  16. This one short SST should cover it
  17. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  18. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  19. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  20. No yellow for the hypercoag
  21. Thawed Dimers
  22. Random acts of PST
  23. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  24. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  25. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  26. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  27. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  28. No SST for serum test
  29. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  30. The name alone is good, right?
  31. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  32. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  33. NSR for urine test
  34. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  35. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  36. Cause why would it receipt?
  37. WTF
  38. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?