Causewhywould itreceipt?WTFNo yellowfor thehypercoagCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe namealone isgood,right?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekHemolyzedNo testfor lavIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo FZPforhypercoagSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh so youdo havetiger topsThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No lavfor testNSR forurinetestWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo SSTfor serumtest*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Randomacts ofPSTNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?WholeSST/lavsent FZNThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?ThawedDimersNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorderCausewhywould itreceipt?WTFNo yellowfor thehypercoagCrossingallergypanels justfor funThe namealone isgood,right?Oh there’sthat dimerfrom lastweekHemolyzedNo testfor lavIf I didn’thave aheadachebefore, I donowThis is a copyof a req yousent two daysago, the resultsaren’t even inyetNo FZPforhypercoagSurprise!There’sanotherbag!Oh so youdo havetiger topsThe criticalin critical RTis optionalright?No lavfor testNSR forurinetestWow youactually didthis onecorrectlyNo SSTfor serumtest*Orders allthe rheumpanelsoffered*Randomacts ofPSTNot enoughFZNs for allcritical testsorderedIs this anew testof theweek?I’ve PRB’dthis patientthree daysin a rowNot this manyof yourpatients haveankylosisspondylitisWhy did youorder thistest? Do youget acommission?WholeSST/lavsent FZNThis oneshort SSTshouldcover itI have tospin thetube? Don’tthey do thatat the lab?ThawedDimersNow whywould I needto put aname on thissample?“We don’tsend CBCsto you”*ordersCBC*Not thismany of yourpatientshave bladdercancerI’ve PRB’dat leastten orderstodayI have neverseen thistest beforein my lifeI’ve PRB’sat leastfive orderstodayOh wowthat’sactuallyenoughserumTari’s notgoing tohave a goodmorningRandompatient’ssample packedw/anotherorder

Dr. Scammer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cause why would it receipt?
  2. WTF
  3. No yellow for the hypercoag
  4. Crossing allergy panels just for fun
  5. The name alone is good, right?
  6. Oh there’s that dimer from last week
  7. Hemolyzed
  8. No test for lav
  9. If I didn’t have a headache before, I do now
  10. This is a copy of a req you sent two days ago, the results aren’t even in yet
  11. No FZP for hypercoag
  12. Surprise! There’s another bag!
  13. Oh so you do have tiger tops
  14. The critical in critical RT is optional right?
  15. No lav for test
  16. NSR for urine test
  17. Wow you actually did this one correctly
  18. No SST for serum test
  19. *Orders all the rheum panels offered*
  20. Random acts of PST
  21. Not enough FZNs for all critical tests ordered
  22. Is this a new test of the week?
  23. I’ve PRB’d this patient three days in a row
  24. Not this many of your patients have ankylosis spondylitis
  25. Why did you order this test? Do you get a commission?
  26. Whole SST/lav sent FZN
  27. This one short SST should cover it
  28. I have to spin the tube? Don’t they do that at the lab?
  29. Thawed Dimers
  30. Now why would I need to put a name on this sample?
  31. “We don’t send CBCs to you” *orders CBC*
  32. Not this many of your patients have bladder cancer
  33. I’ve PRB’d at least ten orders today
  34. I have never seen this test before in my life
  35. I’ve PRB’s at least five orders today
  36. Oh wow that’s actually enough serum
  37. Tari’s not going to have a good morning
  38. Random patient’s sample packed w/another order