What's morevulnerablethan apeach?Doessomebodyneed ahug?SANTA! Ohmy God!Santa, here?I know him! Iknow him!Son of aNutcracker!Not now,ArcticPuffin!Francisco!That's funto say.Francisco.You'llshootyour eyeout kid.I painteda pictureof abutterfly!You can messwith a lot ofthings. But youcan't mess withkids onChristmas.I think you'rebeautiful and I feelreally warm when Iam around yo andmy tongue swellsup.By Buddy,hope youfind yourdad!We're not justdoing this for us.We're doing it forthe kids. For everykid who ever saton Santa's lapI love you!I love you!I LOVEYou!!I'm in love.I'm in loveand I don'tcare whoknows it.The best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearIf you're worriedand you can't sleep,count yourblessings instead ofsheep. Then you'llfall asleep countingyour blessings.This place remindsme of Santa'sworkshop. Except itsmells likemushrooms andeveryone looks likethy want to hurt me.Rudolph, withyour nose sobright, won'tyou guide mesleigh tonight?Oh, it's not acostume. I'm anelf. Well,technically, I'm ahuman but wasraised by elves.So, goodnews. Isaw a dogtoday.I just like tosmile.Smiling'smy favorite.It's nice to meetanother humanwho shares myaffinity fir elfculture.There's roomfor everyoneon the NiceList!If you can singalone, you singin front of otherpeople. There'sno difference.Have youseen thetoilets?They'reginormous!I thought maybe wecould make gingerbread houses, andeat cookie doughand go ice skatingand maybe evenhold hands.He mustbe aSouthPole elf.Just becauseI cannot seeit, doesn'tmean I can'tbelieve it!I am acotton-headedninnymugginsYou stink! Yousmell like beefand cheese,you don't smelllike Santa.You sit ona throneof lies!This isChristmas.The seasonof perpetualhope.Justremember, thetrue spirit ofChristmas liesin your heart.What aboutSanta'scookies? Isupposeparents eatthose too?I'm singing!I'm in astore andI'm singing.You have sucha pretty face.You should bea Christmascard.He's anangryelf.I traveled through the7 levels of the CandyCane forest, past thesea of twirly-swirlygum drops and thewalked through theLincoln tunnelBuddy theelf, what'syour favoritecolor?The thing abouttrailn...it doesn'tmatter wherethey're going.What matters isdeciding to get on.Of course you'renot an elf. You'resix-foot-threeand had a beardsince you were15.I'm sorry Iruined yourlives andcrammed 11cookies into theVCRWe elves stick tothe 4 main foodgroups: candy,candy canes,candy corns andsyrup.It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier, we cheer alittle more.What's morevulnerablethan apeach?Doessomebodyneed ahug?SANTA! Ohmy God!Santa, here?I know him! Iknow him!Son of aNutcracker!Not now,ArcticPuffin!Francisco!That's funto say.Francisco.You'llshootyour eyeout kid.I painteda pictureof abutterfly!You can messwith a lot ofthings. But youcan't mess withkids onChristmas.I think you'rebeautiful and I feelreally warm when Iam around yo andmy tongue swellsup.By Buddy,hope youfind yourdad!We're not justdoing this for us.We're doing it forthe kids. For everykid who ever saton Santa's lapI love you!I love you!I LOVEYou!!I'm in love.I'm in loveand I don'tcare whoknows it.The best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearIf you're worriedand you can't sleep,count yourblessings instead ofsheep. Then you'llfall asleep countingyour blessings.This place remindsme of Santa'sworkshop. Except itsmells likemushrooms andeveryone looks likethy want to hurt me.Rudolph, withyour nose sobright, won'tyou guide mesleigh tonight?Oh, it's not acostume. I'm anelf. Well,technically, I'm ahuman but wasraised by elves.So, goodnews. Isaw a dogtoday.I just like tosmile.Smiling'smy favorite.It's nice to meetanother humanwho shares myaffinity fir elfculture.There's roomfor everyoneon the NiceList!If you can singalone, you singin front of otherpeople. There'sno difference.Have youseen thetoilets?They'reginormous!I thought maybe wecould make gingerbread houses, andeat cookie doughand go ice skatingand maybe evenhold hands.He mustbe aSouthPole elf.Just becauseI cannot seeit, doesn'tmean I can'tbelieve it!I am acotton-headedninnymugginsYou stink! Yousmell like beefand cheese,you don't smelllike Santa.You sit ona throneof lies!This isChristmas.The seasonof perpetualhope.Justremember, thetrue spirit ofChristmas liesin your heart.What aboutSanta'scookies? Isupposeparents eatthose too?I'm singing!I'm in astore andI'm singing.You have sucha pretty face.You should bea Christmascard.He's anangryelf.I traveled through the7 levels of the CandyCane forest, past thesea of twirly-swirlygum drops and thewalked through theLincoln tunnelBuddy theelf, what'syour favoritecolor?The thing abouttrailn...it doesn'tmatter wherethey're going.What matters isdeciding to get on.Of course you'renot an elf. You'resix-foot-threeand had a beardsince you were15.I'm sorry Iruined yourlives andcrammed 11cookies into theVCRWe elves stick tothe 4 main foodgroups: candy,candy canes,candy corns andsyrup.It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier, we cheer alittle more.

Elf Christmas Quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What's more vulnerable than a peach?
  2. Does somebody need a hug?
  3. SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here? I know him! I know him!
  4. Son of a Nutcracker!
  5. Not now, Arctic Puffin!
  6. Francisco! That's fun to say. Francisco.
  7. You'll shoot your eye out kid.
  8. I painted a picture of a butterfly!
  9. You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
  10. I think you're beautiful and I feel really warm when I am around yo and my tongue swells up.
  11. By Buddy, hope you find your dad!
  12. We're not just doing this for us. We're doing it for the kids. For every kid who ever sat on Santa's lap
  13. I love you! I love you! I LOVE You!!
  14. I'm in love. I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.
  15. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  16. If you're worried and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep. Then you'll fall asleep counting your blessings.
  17. This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like thy want to hurt me.
  18. Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide me sleigh tonight?
  19. Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technically, I'm a human but was raised by elves.
  20. So, good news. I saw a dog today.
  21. I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite.
  22. It's nice to meet another human who shares my affinity fir elf culture.
  23. There's room for everyone on the Nice List!
  24. If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
  25. Have you seen the toilets? They're ginormous!
  26. I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough and go ice skating and maybe even hold hands.
  27. He must be a South Pole elf.
  28. Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!
  29. I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins
  30. You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
  31. You sit on a throne of lies!
  32. This is Christmas. The season of perpetual hope.
  33. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
  34. What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
  35. I'm singing! I'm in a store and I'm singing.
  36. You have such a pretty face. You should be a Christmas card.
  37. He's an angry elf.
  38. I traveled through the 7 levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops and the walked through the Lincoln tunnel
  39. Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
  40. The thing about trailn...it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.
  41. Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were 15.
  42. I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR
  43. We elves stick to the 4 main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
  44. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more.