Thou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomous ThouCrustyBatch ofNatureI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThou artas fat asbutterThou lily-liver’d boythatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThoucreamfaced loonYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageEverymanshouldbeat theeThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou arta flesh-mongerThousmell ofMountaingoatThou clay-brainedgutsPeace,ye fatguts!Thouknotty-pated foolThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou Dostinfect myeyesI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThouCrustyBatch ofNatureI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThou artas fat asbutterThou lily-liver’d boythatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThoucreamfaced loonYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageEverymanshouldbeat theeThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou arta flesh-mongerThousmell ofMountaingoatThou clay-brainedgutsPeace,ye fatguts!Thouknotty-pated foolThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou Dostinfect myeyesI comenear yourbeauty withmy nails

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  2. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  3. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  4. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  5. Thou art as fat as butter
  6. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  7. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  8. Thou cream faced loon
  9. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  10. Every man should beat thee
  11. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  12. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  13. Thou art a flesh-monger
  14. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  15. Thou clay-brained guts
  16. Peace, ye fat guts!
  17. Thou knotty-pated fool
  18. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  19. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  20. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  21. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  22. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  23. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  24. I come near your beauty with my nails