Your brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallEverymanshouldbeat theeThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thy faithfaith is likea stewedprunePeace,ye fatguts!Thou lily-liver’d boyThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou clay-brainedgutsthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou artas fat asbutterI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThoucreamfaced loonThouknotty-pated foolThousmell ofMountaingoatThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou arta flesh-mongerThou Dostinfect myeyesYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallEverymanshouldbeat theeThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thy faithfaith is likea stewedprunePeace,ye fatguts!Thou lily-liver’d boyThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou clay-brainedgutsthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou artas fat asbutterI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThoucreamfaced loonThouknotty-pated foolThousmell ofMountaingoatThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou arta flesh-mongerThou Dostinfect myeyesYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThoubolting-hutch ofbeastliness

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  2. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  3. Every man should beat thee
  4. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  5. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  6. Peace, ye fat guts!
  7. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  8. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  9. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  10. Thou clay-brained guts
  11. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  12. Thou art as fat as butter
  13. I come near your beauty with my nails
  14. Thou cream faced loon
  15. Thou knotty-pated fool
  16. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  17. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  18. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  19. Thou art a flesh-monger
  20. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  21. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  22. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  23. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  24. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness