ThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThou clay-brainedgutsYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyPeace,ye fatguts!Thoucreamfaced loonthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThou artas fat asbutterThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou arta flesh-mongerThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessEverymanshouldbeat theeThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThousmell ofMountaingoatThine faceis not worthsunburning.I comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThou lily-liver’d boyYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThouknotty-pated foolThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou Dostinfect myeyesI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThou clay-brainedgutsYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyPeace,ye fatguts!Thoucreamfaced loonthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThou artas fat asbutterThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou arta flesh-mongerThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessEverymanshouldbeat theeThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThousmell ofMountaingoatThine faceis not worthsunburning.I comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThou lily-liver’d boyYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThouknotty-pated foolThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou Dostinfect myeyesI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound you

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  2. Thou clay-brained guts
  3. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  4. Peace, ye fat guts!
  5. Thou cream faced loon
  6. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  7. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  8. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  9. Thou art as fat as butter
  10. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  11. Thou art a flesh-monger
  12. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  13. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  14. Every man should beat thee
  15. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  16. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  17. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  18. I come near your beauty with my nails
  19. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  20. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  21. Thou knotty-pated fool
  22. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  23. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  24. I was searching for a fool, when I found you