Everymanshouldbeat theeThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThine faceis not worthsunburning.Peace,ye fatguts!Thou arta flesh-mongerThou artas fat asbutterThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThouCrustyBatch ofNatureYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThouknotty-pated foolThousmell ofMountaingoatThou Dostinfect myeyesThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thoucreamfaced loonthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou lily-liver’d boyThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThou clay-brainedgutsEverymanshouldbeat theeThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThine faceis not worthsunburning.Peace,ye fatguts!Thou arta flesh-mongerThou artas fat asbutterThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThouCrustyBatch ofNatureYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThouknotty-pated foolThousmell ofMountaingoatThou Dostinfect myeyesThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thoucreamfaced loonthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou lily-liver’d boyThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThou clay-brainedguts

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Every man should beat thee
  2. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  3. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  4. I come near your beauty with my nails
  5. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  6. Peace, ye fat guts!
  7. Thou art a flesh-monger
  8. Thou art as fat as butter
  9. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  10. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  11. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  12. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  13. Thou knotty-pated fool
  14. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  15. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  16. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  17. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  18. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  19. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  20. Thou cream faced loon
  21. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  22. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  23. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  24. Thou clay-brained guts