Thou artasloathsomeas a toad.I comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThoucreamfaced loonYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThine faceis not worthsunburning.ThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThousmell ofMountaingoatThou lily-liver’d boyThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou artas fat asbutterThouknotty-pated foolThou clay-brainedgutsI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou Dostinfect myeyesthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou arta flesh-mongerEverymanshouldbeat theePeace,ye fatguts!Thou artasloathsomeas a toad.I comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThoucreamfaced loonYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThine faceis not worthsunburning.ThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThousmell ofMountaingoatThou lily-liver’d boyThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou artas fat asbutterThouknotty-pated foolThou clay-brainedgutsI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou Dostinfect myeyesthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou arta flesh-mongerEverymanshouldbeat theePeace,ye fatguts!

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  2. I come near your beauty with my nails
  3. Thou cream faced loon
  4. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  5. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  6. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  7. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  8. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  9. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  10. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  11. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  12. Thou art as fat as butter
  13. Thou knotty-pated fool
  14. Thou clay-brained guts
  15. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  16. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  17. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  18. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  19. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  20. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  21. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  22. Thou art a flesh-monger
  23. Every man should beat thee
  24. Peace, ye fat guts!