Thousmell ofMountaingoatThou artasloathsomeas a toad.I wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThou clay-brainedgutsThou Dostinfect myeyesYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThoucreamfaced loonThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou lily-liver’d boyEverymanshouldbeat theethatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou arta flesh-mongerThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThouknotty-pated foolThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thouswollenparcel ofdropsiesPeace,ye fatguts!Thou artas fat asbutterThousmell ofMountaingoatThou artasloathsomeas a toad.I wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThou clay-brainedgutsThou Dostinfect myeyesYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThoucreamfaced loonThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou lily-liver’d boyEverymanshouldbeat theethatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou arta flesh-mongerThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThouknotty-pated foolThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thouswollenparcel ofdropsiesPeace,ye fatguts!Thou artas fat asbutter

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  2. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  3. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  4. Thou clay-brained guts
  5. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  6. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  7. Thou cream faced loon
  8. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  9. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  10. Every man should beat thee
  11. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  12. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  13. Thou art a flesh-monger
  14. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  15. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  16. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  17. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  18. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  19. I come near your beauty with my nails
  20. Thou knotty-pated fool
  21. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  22. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  23. Peace, ye fat guts!
  24. Thou art as fat as butter