Thouknotty-pated foolEverymanshouldbeat theeThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou lily-liver’d boyThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou Dostinfect myeyesThou arta flesh-mongerthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou artas fat asbutterThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThoucreamfaced loonI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThousmell ofMountaingoatYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou clay-brainedgutsThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadPeace,ye fatguts!Thou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thouknotty-pated foolEverymanshouldbeat theeThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou lily-liver’d boyThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou Dostinfect myeyesThou arta flesh-mongerthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou artas fat asbutterThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThoucreamfaced loonI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThousmell ofMountaingoatYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou clay-brainedgutsThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadPeace,ye fatguts!Thou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThine faceis not worthsunburning.

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou knotty-pated fool
  2. Every man should beat thee
  3. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  4. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  5. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  6. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  7. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  8. Thou art a flesh-monger
  9. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  10. Thou art as fat as butter
  11. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  12. Thou cream faced loon
  13. I come near your beauty with my nails
  14. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  15. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  16. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  17. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  18. Thou clay-brained guts
  19. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  20. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  21. Peace, ye fat guts!
  22. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  23. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  24. Thine face is not worth sunburning.