Thou clay-brainedgutsPeace,ye fatguts!You roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThouknotty-pated foolThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThou arta flesh-mongerThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThou artasloathsomeas a toad.I wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThy faithfaith is likea stewedprunethatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou lily-liver’d boyThou artas fat asbutterThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadEverymanshouldbeat theeI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thou Dostinfect myeyesThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThoucreamfaced loonThousmell ofMountaingoatThou clay-brainedgutsPeace,ye fatguts!You roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThouknotty-pated foolThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThou arta flesh-mongerThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesThou artasloathsomeas a toad.I wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThy faithfaith is likea stewedprunethatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThou lily-liver’d boyThou artas fat asbutterThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadEverymanshouldbeat theeI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thou Dostinfect myeyesThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallThoucreamfaced loonThousmell ofMountaingoat

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou clay-brained guts
  2. Peace, ye fat guts!
  3. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  4. Thou knotty-pated fool
  5. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  6. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  7. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  8. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  9. Thou art a flesh-monger
  10. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  11. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  12. I was searching for a fool, when I found you
  13. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  14. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  15. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  16. Thou art as fat as butter
  17. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  18. Every man should beat thee
  19. I come near your beauty with my nails
  20. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  21. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  22. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  23. Thou cream faced loon
  24. Thou smell of Mountain goat