Thou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou clay-brainedgutsThousmell ofMountaingoatThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThou arta flesh-mongerYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThouknotty-pated foolthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou Dostinfect myeyesThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou artas fat asbutterThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThoucreamfaced loonThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsPeace,ye fatguts!Everymanshouldbeat theeThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThou lily-liver’d boyI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound youThou artasloathsomeas a toad.Thou clay-brainedgutsThousmell ofMountaingoatThouswollenparcel ofdropsiesYour brainis as dry asbiscuit aftera voyageThou artlike a toad;ugly andvenomousThou arta flesh-mongerYou roastedox withpudding inhis bellyThouknotty-pated foolthatstuffedcloak-bagof gutsThy faithfaith is likea stewedpruneThou Dostinfect myeyesThine faceis not worthsunburning.Thoubolting-hutch ofbeastlinessThou artas fat asbutterThoupoisonousbunch-back’d toadThoucreamfaced loonThou arepigeon-liver’d andlack gallI comenear yourbeauty withmy nailsPeace,ye fatguts!Everymanshouldbeat theeThouCrustyBatch ofNatureThou lily-liver’d boyI wassearching fora fool, when Ifound you

Shakespearian insult bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thou art as loathsome as a toad.
  2. Thou clay-brained guts
  3. Thou smell of Mountain goat
  4. Thou swollen parcel of dropsies
  5. Your brain is as dry as biscuit after a voyage
  6. Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous
  7. Thou art a flesh-monger
  8. You roasted ox with pudding in his belly
  9. Thou knotty-pated fool
  10. that stuffed cloak-bag of guts
  11. Thy faith faith is like a stewed prune
  12. Thou Dost infect my eyes
  13. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
  14. Thou bolting-hutch of beastliness
  15. Thou art as fat as butter
  16. Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad
  17. Thou cream faced loon
  18. Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall
  19. I come near your beauty with my nails
  20. Peace, ye fat guts!
  21. Every man should beat thee
  22. Thou Crusty Batch of Nature
  23. Thou lily-liver’d boy
  24. I was searching for a fool, when I found you