Familymember askswhy I’m notgetting marriedin ArizonaOliveGarden forat leastone dinnerMomdeclaresherself aminimalistHannahfightswith DadBizzygotfatterDad makesout of pocketcomment ongendernormsDad getsuncomfortabletalking aboutgrandkidsFamilymember talksabout losingweight beforethe weddingShaunhas a newphysicalailmentFamilymembers atChristmas Evewe didn’t knowaboutbeforehandSillyMikeMimiand DadfightDads at leastan hour lateChristmasmorning“Where’sJason?”Miafightswith DadFamilymemberasks whenMia is havingkidsNana drinksone toomany vodkatonicsDad makes arude commentaboutHannah’sappearanceFamily memberdoesn’tremember whatMike does forworkMom talksabout weightwatchers / afood sheisn’t eatingMom talksabout howexpensiveweddingsareMombrings upgrandkidsNanasuggestsHannah getback togetherwith JasonMom saysshe’ll retireafter thisschool yearFamilymember askswhy I’m notgetting marriedin ArizonaOliveGarden forat leastone dinnerMomdeclaresherself aminimalistHannahfightswith DadBizzygotfatterDad makesout of pocketcomment ongendernormsDad getsuncomfortabletalking aboutgrandkidsFamilymember talksabout losingweight beforethe weddingShaunhas a newphysicalailmentFamilymembers atChristmas Evewe didn’t knowaboutbeforehandSillyMikeMimiand DadfightDads at leastan hour lateChristmasmorning“Where’sJason?”Miafightswith DadFamilymemberasks whenMia is havingkidsNana drinksone toomany vodkatonicsDad makes arude commentaboutHannah’sappearanceFamily memberdoesn’tremember whatMike does forworkMom talksabout weightwatchers / afood sheisn’t eatingMom talksabout howexpensiveweddingsareMombrings upgrandkidsNanasuggestsHannah getback togetherwith JasonMom saysshe’ll retireafter thisschool year

F’ed Up Family Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Family member asks why I’m not getting married in Arizona
  2. Olive Garden for at least one dinner
  3. Mom declares herself a minimalist
  4. Hannah fights with Dad
  5. Bizzy got fatter
  6. Dad makes out of pocket comment on gender norms
  7. Dad gets uncomfortable talking about grandkids
  8. Family member talks about losing weight before the wedding
  9. Shaun has a new physical ailment
  10. Family members at Christmas Eve we didn’t know about beforehand
  11. Silly Mike
  12. Mimi and Dad fight
  13. Dads at least an hour late Christmas morning
  14. “Where’s Jason?”
  15. Mia fights with Dad
  16. Family member asks when Mia is having kids
  17. Nana drinks one too many vodka tonics
  18. Dad makes a rude comment about Hannah’s appearance
  19. Family member doesn’t remember what Mike does for work
  20. Mom talks about weight watchers / a food she isn’t eating
  21. Mom talks about how expensive weddings are
  22. Mom brings up grandkids
  23. Nana suggests Hannah get back together with Jason
  24. Mom says she’ll retire after this school year