Mombrings upgrandkidsMiafightswith DadShaunhas a newphysicalailmentDads at leastan hour lateChristmasmorningNana drinksone toomany vodkatonicsFamilymemberasks whenMia is havingkidsBizzygotfatterFamilymembers atChristmas Evewe didn’t knowaboutbeforehandFamily memberdoesn’tremember whatMike does forworkFamilymember askswhy I’m notgetting marriedin Arizona“Where’sJason?”Dad makes arude commentaboutHannah’sappearanceMomdeclaresherself aminimalistMimiand DadfightOliveGarden forat leastone dinnerMom saysshe’ll retireafter thisschool yearSillyMikeMom talksabout weightwatchers / afood sheisn’t eatingDad makesout of pocketcomment ongendernormsDad getsuncomfortabletalking aboutgrandkidsNanasuggestsHannah getback togetherwith JasonHannahfightswith DadFamilymember talksabout losingweight beforethe weddingMom talksabout howexpensiveweddingsareMombrings upgrandkidsMiafightswith DadShaunhas a newphysicalailmentDads at leastan hour lateChristmasmorningNana drinksone toomany vodkatonicsFamilymemberasks whenMia is havingkidsBizzygotfatterFamilymembers atChristmas Evewe didn’t knowaboutbeforehandFamily memberdoesn’tremember whatMike does forworkFamilymember askswhy I’m notgetting marriedin Arizona“Where’sJason?”Dad makes arude commentaboutHannah’sappearanceMomdeclaresherself aminimalistMimiand DadfightOliveGarden forat leastone dinnerMom saysshe’ll retireafter thisschool yearSillyMikeMom talksabout weightwatchers / afood sheisn’t eatingDad makesout of pocketcomment ongendernormsDad getsuncomfortabletalking aboutgrandkidsNanasuggestsHannah getback togetherwith JasonHannahfightswith DadFamilymember talksabout losingweight beforethe weddingMom talksabout howexpensiveweddingsare

F’ed Up Family Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mom brings up grandkids
  2. Mia fights with Dad
  3. Shaun has a new physical ailment
  4. Dads at least an hour late Christmas morning
  5. Nana drinks one too many vodka tonics
  6. Family member asks when Mia is having kids
  7. Bizzy got fatter
  8. Family members at Christmas Eve we didn’t know about beforehand
  9. Family member doesn’t remember what Mike does for work
  10. Family member asks why I’m not getting married in Arizona
  11. “Where’s Jason?”
  12. Dad makes a rude comment about Hannah’s appearance
  13. Mom declares herself a minimalist
  14. Mimi and Dad fight
  15. Olive Garden for at least one dinner
  16. Mom says she’ll retire after this school year
  17. Silly Mike
  18. Mom talks about weight watchers / a food she isn’t eating
  19. Dad makes out of pocket comment on gender norms
  20. Dad gets uncomfortable talking about grandkids
  21. Nana suggests Hannah get back together with Jason
  22. Hannah fights with Dad
  23. Family member talks about losing weight before the wedding
  24. Mom talks about how expensive weddings are