🥚 says something about all the art we have Political talk comes up 🥚 eats more than we thought Nina makes an unfunny joke and 🥚 awkwardly smiles 🥚 asks “how did I do?” at the end via text or in person Dad makes a suspicious face Awkward compliments on 🥚’s outfit 🥚 is too tall for our doors Mom calls🥚 “guerro” or “Gringo” at least once 🥚 doesn’t leave his shoes at the door 🥚 cringes at something politically incorrect that Dad says 🥚 acknowledges our turtle At least one white people joke 🥚 compliments the food Mom & Nina flirt awkwardly with 🥚 Awkward silence about how long 🥚 and Emily have been dating 🥚 says “please and thank you” a little too much 🥚 acknowledges our bird 🥚 brings up he is Jewish and therefore a minority Dad questions 🥚’s intentions Dad makes 🥚 talk about his grades 🥚 doesn’t know when to leave 🥚 makes an unfunny joke Uncomfortable and/or awkward silence Dad accepts the shortbread cookies 🥚 calls Dad “sir” at some point 🥚 drinks a cup of coffee (he hates coffee) At least one whisper in Spanish about 🥚 🥚 brings up the Boy Scouts at least once Dad makes an uncomfortable and/or racist joke Dad acts tough 🥚 tests out his Spanish II knowledge The word “boyfriend” or “novio” comes up Sports come up and 🥚 goes “uhhhhh” Nina stares at 🥚 uncomfortably long 🥚 gives Emily a panicked look 🥚 tries to compliment something about the house 🥚 does leave his shoes at the door 🥚 smiles a little too long at Emily, romantically 🥚 says something about all the art we have Political talk comes up 🥚 eats more than we thought Nina makes an unfunny joke and 🥚 awkwardly smiles 🥚 asks “how did I do?” at the end via text or in person Dad makes a suspicious face Awkward compliments on 🥚’s outfit 🥚 is too tall for our doors Mom calls🥚 “guerro” or “Gringo” at least once 🥚 doesn’t leave his shoes at the door 🥚 cringes at something politically incorrect that Dad says 🥚 acknowledges our turtle At least one white people joke 🥚 compliments the food Mom & Nina flirt awkwardly with 🥚 Awkward silence about how long 🥚 and Emily have been dating 🥚 says “please and thank you” a little too much 🥚 acknowledges our bird 🥚 brings up he is Jewish and therefore a minority Dad questions 🥚’s intentions Dad makes 🥚 talk about his grades 🥚 doesn’t know when to leave 🥚 makes an unfunny joke Uncomfortable and/or awkward silence Dad accepts the shortbread cookies 🥚 calls Dad “sir” at some point 🥚 drinks a cup of coffee (he hates coffee) At least one whisper in Spanish about 🥚 🥚 brings up the Boy Scouts at least once Dad makes an uncomfortable and/or racist joke Dad acts tough 🥚 tests out his Spanish II knowledge The word “boyfriend” or “novio” comes up Sports come up and 🥚 goes “uhhhhh” Nina stares at 🥚 uncomfortably long 🥚 gives Emily a panicked look 🥚 tries to compliment something about the house 🥚 does leave his shoes at the door 🥚 smiles a little too long at Emily, romantically
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🥚 says something about all the art we have
Political talk comes up
🥚 eats more than we thought
Nina makes an unfunny joke and 🥚 awkwardly smiles
🥚 asks “how did I do?” at the end via text or in person
Dad makes a suspicious face
Awkward compliments on 🥚’s outfit
🥚 is too tall for our doors
Mom calls🥚 “guerro” or “Gringo” at least once
🥚 doesn’t leave his shoes at the door
🥚 cringes at something politically incorrect that Dad says
🥚acknowledges our turtle
At least one white people joke
🥚compliments the food
Mom & Nina flirt awkwardly with 🥚
Awkward silence about how long 🥚 and Emily have been dating
🥚 says “please and thank you” a little too much
🥚acknowledges our bird
🥚 brings up he is Jewish and therefore a minority
Dad questions 🥚’s intentions
Dad makes 🥚 talk about his grades
🥚 doesn’t know when to leave
🥚 makes an unfunny joke
Uncomfortable and/or awkward silence
Dad accepts the shortbread cookies
🥚 calls Dad “sir” at some point
🥚 drinks a cup of coffee (he hates coffee)
At least one whisper in Spanish about 🥚
🥚 brings up the Boy Scouts at least once
Dad makes an uncomfortable and/or racist joke
Dad acts tough
🥚 tests out his Spanish II knowledge
The word “boyfriend” or “novio” comes up
Sports come up and 🥚 goes “uhhhhh”
Nina stares at 🥚 uncomfortably long
🥚 gives Emily a panicked look
🥚 tries to compliment something about the house
🥚 does leave his shoes at the door
🥚 smiles a little too long at Emily, romantically
