Awkward compliments on 🥚’s outfit Awkward silence about how long 🥚 and Emily have been dating 🥚 does leave his shoes at the door 🥚 eats more than we thought Mom & Nina flirt awkwardly with 🥚 🥚 cringes at something politically incorrect that Dad says Nina stares at him uncomfortably long Compliments about the food Acknowledges our turtle 🥚 makes an unfunny joke 🥚 asks “how did I do?” at the end via text or in person 🥚 is too tall for our doors 🥚 tests out his Spanish II knowledge At least one whisper in Spanish about 🥚 Political talk comes up Dad makes an uncomfortable and/or racist joke Mom calls🥚 “guerro” or “Gringo” at least once Dad acts tough 🥚 says “please and thank you” a little too much The word “boyfriend” or “novio” comes up 🥚 says something about all the art we have Dad accepts the shortbread cookies 🥚 gives Emily a panicked look 🥚 tries to compliment something about the hoise Nina makes an unfunny joke and 🥚 awkwardly smiles 🥚 calls Dad “sir” at some point Acknowledges our bird 🥚 brings up he is Jewish and therefore a minority Dad makes a suspicious face Dad makes 🥚 talk about his grades At least one white people joke 🥚 doesn’t leave his shoes at the door Uncomfortable and/or awkward silence Sports come up and 🥚 goes “uhhhhh” 🥚 smiles a little too long at Emily, romantically 🥚 doesn’t know when to leave 🥚 drinks a cup of coffee (he hates coffee) 🥚 brings up the Boy Scouts at least once Dad questions 🥚’s intentions Awkward compliments on 🥚’s outfit Awkward silence about how long 🥚 and Emily have been dating 🥚 does leave his shoes at the door 🥚 eats more than we thought Mom & Nina flirt awkwardly with 🥚 🥚 cringes at something politically incorrect that Dad says Nina stares at him uncomfortably long Compliments about the food Acknowledges our turtle 🥚 makes an unfunny joke 🥚 asks “how did I do?” at the end via text or in person 🥚 is too tall for our doors 🥚 tests out his Spanish II knowledge At least one whisper in Spanish about 🥚 Political talk comes up Dad makes an uncomfortable and/or racist joke Mom calls🥚 “guerro” or “Gringo” at least once Dad acts tough 🥚 says “please and thank you” a little too much The word “boyfriend” or “novio” comes up 🥚 says something about all the art we have Dad accepts the shortbread cookies 🥚 gives Emily a panicked look 🥚 tries to compliment something about the hoise Nina makes an unfunny joke and 🥚 awkwardly smiles 🥚 calls Dad “sir” at some point Acknowledges our bird 🥚 brings up he is Jewish and therefore a minority Dad makes a suspicious face Dad makes 🥚 talk about his grades At least one white people joke 🥚 doesn’t leave his shoes at the door Uncomfortable and/or awkward silence Sports come up and 🥚 goes “uhhhhh” 🥚 smiles a little too long at Emily, romantically 🥚 doesn’t know when to leave 🥚 drinks a cup of coffee (he hates coffee) 🥚 brings up the Boy Scouts at least once Dad questions 🥚’s intentions
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Awkward compliments on 🥚’s outfit
Awkward silence about how long 🥚 and Emily have been dating
🥚 does leave his shoes at the door
🥚 eats more than we thought
Mom & Nina flirt awkwardly with 🥚
🥚 cringes at something politically incorrect that Dad says
Nina stares at him uncomfortably long
Compliments about the food
Acknowledges our turtle
🥚 makes an unfunny joke
🥚 asks “how did I do?” at the end via text or in person
🥚 is too tall for our doors
🥚 tests out his Spanish II knowledge
At least one whisper in Spanish about 🥚
Political talk comes up
Dad makes an uncomfortable and/or racist joke
Mom calls🥚 “guerro” or “Gringo” at least once
Dad acts tough
🥚 says “please and thank you” a little too much
The word “boyfriend” or “novio” comes up
🥚 says something about all the art we have
Dad accepts the shortbread cookies
🥚 gives Emily a panicked look
🥚 tries to compliment something about the hoise
Nina makes an unfunny joke and 🥚 awkwardly smiles
🥚 calls Dad “sir” at some point
Acknowledges our bird
🥚 brings up he is Jewish and therefore a minority
Dad makes a suspicious face
Dad makes 🥚 talk about his grades
At least one white people joke
🥚 doesn’t leave his shoes at the door
Uncomfortable and/or awkward silence
Sports come up and 🥚 goes “uhhhhh”
🥚 smiles a little too long at Emily, romantically
🥚 doesn’t know when to leave
🥚 drinks a cup of coffee (he hates coffee)
🥚 brings up the Boy Scouts at least once
Dad questions 🥚’s intentions
