Did you haveto borrow areindeer toget downhere?My fingerhas aheartbeat....andthen we'llsnuggle.Of course you'renot an elf. You'resix-foot-threeand had a beardsince you werefifteen.It lookslike aChristmastree.I'm singing/I'min a store/andI'msiiiiiingiiiiing!/I'min a store/andI'm siiiiiingiiiiing!What aboutsanta'scookies? Isupposeparents eatthose too?You stink. Yousmell like beefand cheese!You don't smelllike Santa.I thought maybe wecould make gingerbread houses, andeat cookie dough,and go ice skating,and maybe evenhold hands.This place remindsme of Santa'sWorkshop! Except itsmells likemushrooms andeveryone looks likethey want to hurt me.Is theresugar insyrup?The best way tospreadChristmasCheer, issinging loud forall to hear.You did it!Congratulations!World's best cupof coffee!...you havesuch a prettyface, youshould be on aChristmas card!Actually, I'ma human, butI was raisedby elves.Well, if you'reSanta, whatsong did I singfor you on yourbirthday thisyear?He mustbe aSouthPole elf.Son of aNutcracker!SANTA!SANTA'SCOMING! IKNOW HIM! IKNOW HIM!I think you're reallybeautiful and I feelreally warm whenI'm around youand my tongueswells up.Make workyour favorite.That's yournew favorite.What doyou want?Somemoney?Francisco!That's fun tosay!Francisco...Frannncisco...Franciscooo...Did you hearthat? You're weird.Did you haveto borrow areindeer toget downhere?My fingerhas aheartbeat....andthen we'llsnuggle.Of course you'renot an elf. You'resix-foot-threeand had a beardsince you werefifteen.It lookslike aChristmastree.I'm singing/I'min a store/andI'msiiiiiingiiiiing!/I'min a store/andI'm siiiiiingiiiiing!What aboutsanta'scookies? Isupposeparents eatthose too?You stink. Yousmell like beefand cheese!You don't smelllike Santa.I thought maybe wecould make gingerbread houses, andeat cookie dough,and go ice skating,and maybe evenhold hands.This place remindsme of Santa'sWorkshop! Except itsmells likemushrooms andeveryone looks likethey want to hurt me.Is theresugar insyrup?The best way tospreadChristmasCheer, issinging loud forall to hear.You did it!Congratulations!World's best cupof coffee!...you havesuch a prettyface, youshould be on aChristmas card!Actually, I'ma human, butI was raisedby elves.Well, if you'reSanta, whatsong did I singfor you on yourbirthday thisyear?He mustbe aSouthPole elf.Son of aNutcracker!SANTA!SANTA'SCOMING! IKNOW HIM! IKNOW HIM!I think you're reallybeautiful and I feelreally warm whenI'm around youand my tongueswells up.Make workyour favorite.That's yournew favorite.What doyou want?Somemoney?Francisco!That's fun tosay!Francisco...Frannncisco...Franciscooo...Did you hearthat? You're weird.

Son of a Nutcracker! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
  2. My finger has a heartbeat.
  3. ...and then we'll snuggle.
  4. Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.
  5. It looks like a Christmas tree.
  6. I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
  7. What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
  8. You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
  9. I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.
  10. This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
  11. Is there sugar in syrup?
  12. The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
  13. You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee!
  14. ...you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
  15. Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
  16. Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
  17. He must be a South Pole elf.
  18. Son of a Nutcracker!
  19. SANTA! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
  20. I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.
  21. Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite.
  22. What do you want? Some money?
  23. Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...
  24. Did you hear that? You're weird.