You stink. Yousmell like beefand cheese!You don't smelllike Santa.Francisco!That's fun tosay!Francisco...Frannncisco...Franciscooo...I thought maybe wecould make gingerbread houses, andeat cookie dough,and go ice skating,and maybe evenhold hands.Actually, I'ma human, butI was raisedby elves.What aboutsanta'scookies? Isupposeparents eatthose too?This place remindsme of Santa'sWorkshop! Except itsmells likemushrooms andeveryone looks likethey want to hurt me.My fingerhas aheartbeat.Son of aNutcracker!I'm singing/I'min a store/andI'msiiiiiingiiiiing!/I'min a store/andI'm siiiiiingiiiiing!The best way tospreadChristmasCheer, issinging loud forall to hear....andthen we'llsnuggle.Did you hearthat? You're weird.What doyou want?Somemoney?Did you haveto borrow areindeer toget downhere?Make workyour favorite.That's yournew favorite.He mustbe aSouthPole elf....you havesuch a prettyface, youshould be on aChristmas card!SANTA!SANTA'SCOMING! IKNOW HIM! IKNOW HIM!I think you're reallybeautiful and I feelreally warm whenI'm around youand my tongueswells up.It lookslike aChristmastree.Of course you'renot an elf. You'resix-foot-threeand had a beardsince you werefifteen.Well, if you'reSanta, whatsong did I singfor you on yourbirthday thisyear?Is theresugar insyrup?You did it!Congratulations!World's best cupof coffee!You stink. Yousmell like beefand cheese!You don't smelllike Santa.Francisco!That's fun tosay!Francisco...Frannncisco...Franciscooo...I thought maybe wecould make gingerbread houses, andeat cookie dough,and go ice skating,and maybe evenhold hands.Actually, I'ma human, butI was raisedby elves.What aboutsanta'scookies? Isupposeparents eatthose too?This place remindsme of Santa'sWorkshop! Except itsmells likemushrooms andeveryone looks likethey want to hurt me.My fingerhas aheartbeat.Son of aNutcracker!I'm singing/I'min a store/andI'msiiiiiingiiiiing!/I'min a store/andI'm siiiiiingiiiiing!The best way tospreadChristmasCheer, issinging loud forall to hear....andthen we'llsnuggle.Did you hearthat? You're weird.What doyou want?Somemoney?Did you haveto borrow areindeer toget downhere?Make workyour favorite.That's yournew favorite.He mustbe aSouthPole elf....you havesuch a prettyface, youshould be on aChristmas card!SANTA!SANTA'SCOMING! IKNOW HIM! IKNOW HIM!I think you're reallybeautiful and I feelreally warm whenI'm around youand my tongueswells up.It lookslike aChristmastree.Of course you'renot an elf. You'resix-foot-threeand had a beardsince you werefifteen.Well, if you'reSanta, whatsong did I singfor you on yourbirthday thisyear?Is theresugar insyrup?You did it!Congratulations!World's best cupof coffee!

Son of a Nutcracker! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
  2. Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...
  3. I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.
  4. Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
  5. What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
  6. This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
  7. My finger has a heartbeat.
  8. Son of a Nutcracker!
  9. I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
  10. The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
  11. ...and then we'll snuggle.
  12. Did you hear that? You're weird.
  13. What do you want? Some money?
  14. Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
  15. Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite.
  16. He must be a South Pole elf.
  17. ...you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
  18. SANTA! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
  19. I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.
  20. It looks like a Christmas tree.
  21. Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.
  22. Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
  23. Is there sugar in syrup?
  24. You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee!