Makes facewhen toldwe're out ofan itemDoesn'tsay'Thankyou'Missesnumber buthears thenext oneAsks howto heat itup theirfoodLooks atthe priceand makesfaceTells meto enjoymyweekendAskswhere theticket boxisSays yousliced toomuch butyou're underSays childis a 'pickyeater'Insists wedidn't calltheirnumberAsksforbreadBeginseveryorder with'Gimme'Repeatsorderfaster thanfirst timeAsks howlate we'reopenGets madafter beingasked tospeak upAsks ifwe're'takingnumbers'Doesn'tspeak upafter beingasked toSays 'very'more thanoncebefore thinAsks toopen a newpiece whenmeat is fineIs on thephonewhileorderingRemarks'no cookingfor me thisweek!'Asks non-delirelatedquestionsLeavesitems onthecounterBlamesspouse forfurtherordersMakes facewhen toldwe're out ofan itemDoesn'tsay'Thankyou'Missesnumber buthears thenext oneAsks howto heat itup theirfoodLooks atthe priceand makesfaceTells meto enjoymyweekendAskswhere theticket boxisSays yousliced toomuch butyou're underSays childis a 'pickyeater'Insists wedidn't calltheirnumberAsksforbreadBeginseveryorder with'Gimme'Repeatsorderfaster thanfirst timeAsks howlate we'reopenGets madafter beingasked tospeak upAsks ifwe're'takingnumbers'Doesn'tspeak upafter beingasked toSays 'very'more thanoncebefore thinAsks toopen a newpiece whenmeat is fineIs on thephonewhileorderingRemarks'no cookingfor me thisweek!'Asks non-delirelatedquestionsLeavesitems onthecounterBlamesspouse forfurtherorders

Shitty Deli Customers - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Makes face when told we're out of an item
  2. Doesn't say 'Thank you'
  3. Misses number but hears the next one
  4. Asks how to heat it up their food
  5. Looks at the price and makes face
  6. Tells me to enjoy my weekend
  7. Asks where the ticket box is
  8. Says you sliced too much but you're under
  9. Says child is a 'picky eater'
  10. Insists we didn't call their number
  11. Asks for bread
  12. Begins every order with 'Gimme'
  13. Repeats order faster than first time
  14. Asks how late we're open
  15. Gets mad after being asked to speak up
  16. Asks if we're 'taking numbers'
  17. Doesn't speak up after being asked to
  18. Says 'very' more than once before thin
  19. Asks to open a new piece when meat is fine
  20. Is on the phone while ordering
  21. Remarks 'no cooking for me this week!'
  22. Asks non-deli related questions
  23. Leaves items on the counter
  24. Blames spouse for further orders