Chinagoes forTaiwanYemen CivilWar isproportionallyendedFalklands 2.0completes theritual to raiseThatcher as aLichEnshitifacationgoes to far, theinternetapocalypsedestroys allsocial mediaF-16sinUkraineNorth Koreatries to nukeJapan, nukesRussiainsteadDenmarktries toannex HansIslandLichtensteinactually noticesbeing invadedby Swutzerlandthis time"TheTroubles"restartHD footageof 16 inchguns of anIowa firing inangerRAMMINGSPEED!MechaHitlerHiggs attemptsto secede fromCanada,founding atheocracyVenezualaactuallydoes itPutinDies3+ BritishPrimeMinisters OR anew monarch,but not bothTrudeautakes a walkin the snow,regardless ofseasonCanada pullsoff a militaryprocurementthat isn't atotal disasterIndia andPakistan puncheach otherbecause they'rebeing ignoredAliencontactRussialoses astrategicbomberHalf Life 3 isunveiled,actualapocalypseensuesHamasdeclares victorybecause theygave Israel badPR"AND THETORONTOMAPLE LEAFSHAVE WONTHE STANLEYCUP!!"Chinagoes forTaiwanYemen CivilWar isproportionallyendedFalklands 2.0completes theritual to raiseThatcher as aLichEnshitifacationgoes to far, theinternetapocalypsedestroys allsocial mediaF-16sinUkraineNorth Koreatries to nukeJapan, nukesRussiainsteadDenmarktries toannex HansIslandLichtensteinactually noticesbeing invadedby Swutzerlandthis time"TheTroubles"restartHD footageof 16 inchguns of anIowa firing inangerRAMMINGSPEED!MechaHitlerHiggs attemptsto secede fromCanada,founding atheocracyVenezualaactuallydoes itPutinDies3+ BritishPrimeMinisters OR anew monarch,but not bothTrudeautakes a walkin the snow,regardless ofseasonCanada pullsoff a militaryprocurementthat isn't atotal disasterIndia andPakistan puncheach otherbecause they'rebeing ignoredAliencontactRussialoses astrategicbomberHalf Life 3 isunveiled,actualapocalypseensuesHamasdeclares victorybecause theygave Israel badPR"AND THETORONTOMAPLE LEAFSHAVE WONTHE STANLEYCUP!!"

2024 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. China goes for Taiwan
  2. Yemen Civil War is proportionally ended
  3. Falklands 2.0 completes the ritual to raise Thatcher as a Lich
  4. Enshitifacation goes to far, the internet apocalypse destroys all social media
  5. F-16s in Ukraine
  6. North Korea tries to nuke Japan, nukes Russia instead
  7. Denmark tries to annex Hans Island
  8. Lichtenstein actually notices being invaded by Swutzerland this time
  9. "The Troubles" restart
  10. HD footage of 16 inch guns of an Iowa firing in anger
  11. RAMMING SPEED!
  12. MechaHitler
  13. Higgs attempts to secede from Canada, founding a theocracy
  14. Venezuala actually does it
  15. Putin Dies
  16. 3+ British Prime Ministers OR a new monarch, but not both
  17. Trudeau takes a walk in the snow, regardless of season
  18. Canada pulls off a military procurement that isn't a total disaster
  19. India and Pakistan punch each other because they're being ignored
  20. Alien contact
  21. Russia loses a strategic bomber
  22. Half Life 3 is unveiled, actual apocalypse ensues
  23. Hamas declares victory because they gave Israel bad PR
  24. "AND THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP!!"