“ate somuch I’llhave toroll home”A childlearns thetruth aboutsantaFree!Almond Auntyand AlmondMum startcomparingbodies anddietsSomebodyburnssomethingSomeonegives acheapopresent forKris KringleBeing forcedto look atpictures ofpeople’s kidsAlmond Mummakes acomment aboutthe food andyour intakeWeirdofrom highschool hitsyou upAwkwardcatching upwith friendsyou seeonce a yearSomebodycriesYou make itthroughwithoutkillingsomeoneWhiteladies atchurchare racistA relativebrings aterribledesert thatnobody eatsCreepyuncle ismisogynisticSomebodygets drunkand doessmthnembarrassing“ate somuch I’llhave toroll home”A childlearns thetruth aboutsantaFree!Almond Auntyand AlmondMum startcomparingbodies anddietsSomebodyburnssomethingSomeonegives acheapopresent forKris KringleBeing forcedto look atpictures ofpeople’s kidsAlmond Mummakes acomment aboutthe food andyour intakeWeirdofrom highschool hitsyou upAwkwardcatching upwith friendsyou seeonce a yearSomebodycriesYou make itthroughwithoutkillingsomeoneWhiteladies atchurchare racistA relativebrings aterribledesert thatnobody eatsCreepyuncle ismisogynisticSomebodygets drunkand doessmthnembarrassing

Christmas Season Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “ate so much I’ll have to roll home”
  2. A child learns the truth about santa
  3. Free!
  4. Almond Aunty and Almond Mum start comparing bodies and diets
  5. Somebody burns something
  6. Someone gives a cheapo present for Kris Kringle
  7. Being forced to look at pictures of people’s kids
  8. Almond Mum makes a comment about the food and your intake
  9. Weirdo from high school hits you up
  10. Awkward catching up with friends you see once a year
  11. Somebody cries
  12. You make it through without killing someone
  13. White ladies at church are racist
  14. A relative brings a terrible desert that nobody eats
  15. Creepy uncle is misogynistic
  16. Somebody gets drunk and does smthn embarrassing