Almond Mummakes acomment aboutthe food andyour intakeWeirdofrom highschool hitsyou upFree!SomebodyburnssomethingCreepyuncle ismisogynisticBeing forcedto look atpictures ofpeople’s kidsA childlearns thetruth aboutsantaSomebodycriesA relativebrings aterribledesert thatnobody eatsAlmond Auntyand AlmondMum startcomparingbodies anddietsWhiteladies atchurchare racist“ate somuch I’llhave toroll home”Somebodygets drunkand doessmthnembarrassingSomeonegives acheapopresent forKris KringleAwkwardcatching upwith friendsyou seeonce a yearYou make itthroughwithoutkillingsomeoneAlmond Mummakes acomment aboutthe food andyour intakeWeirdofrom highschool hitsyou upFree!SomebodyburnssomethingCreepyuncle ismisogynisticBeing forcedto look atpictures ofpeople’s kidsA childlearns thetruth aboutsantaSomebodycriesA relativebrings aterribledesert thatnobody eatsAlmond Auntyand AlmondMum startcomparingbodies anddietsWhiteladies atchurchare racist“ate somuch I’llhave toroll home”Somebodygets drunkand doessmthnembarrassingSomeonegives acheapopresent forKris KringleAwkwardcatching upwith friendsyou seeonce a yearYou make itthroughwithoutkillingsomeone

Christmas Season Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Almond Mum makes a comment about the food and your intake
  2. Weirdo from high school hits you up
  3. Free!
  4. Somebody burns something
  5. Creepy uncle is misogynistic
  6. Being forced to look at pictures of people’s kids
  7. A child learns the truth about santa
  8. Somebody cries
  9. A relative brings a terrible desert that nobody eats
  10. Almond Aunty and Almond Mum start comparing bodies and diets
  11. White ladies at church are racist
  12. “ate so much I’ll have to roll home”
  13. Somebody gets drunk and does smthn embarrassing
  14. Someone gives a cheapo present for Kris Kringle
  15. Awkward catching up with friends you see once a year
  16. You make it through without killing someone