but youknow how(afterteachingyourself)well, ISTARTEDdoing it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itit's toohardoh well,now it'stoo lateyou're moreskilled atthis than IamI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI'mplanningto do itI don'tknowwherethose goI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightit'seasierfor youI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)but Imessed itup so badlylast time(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I don'tknowhowyou're somuchbetter at itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I don'teven knowwhere tostartI meantto do itI like theway youdo itbetterbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)well, ISTARTEDdoing it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itit's toohardoh well,now it'stoo lateyou're moreskilled atthis than IamI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI'mplanningto do itI don'tknowwherethose goI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightit'seasierfor youI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)but Imessed itup so badlylast time(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I don'tknowhowyou're somuchbetter at itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I don'teven knowwhere tostartI meantto do itI like theway youdo itbetter

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  2. well, I STARTED doing it
  3. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  4. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  5. it's too hard
  6. oh well, now it's too late
  7. you're more skilled at this than I am
  8. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  9. I'm planning to do it
  10. I don't know where those go
  11. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  12. I guess I just can't do anything right
  13. it's easier for you
  14. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  15. but I messed it up so badly last time
  16. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  17. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  18. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  19. I don't know how
  20. you're so much better at it
  21. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  22. I don't even know where to start
  23. I meant to do it
  24. I like the way you do it better