you're moreskilled atthis than Iamwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI don'tknowwherethose goI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)you're somuchbetter at itI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)it's toohardbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeI don'teven knowwhere tostartit'seasierfor youI meantto do itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I like theway youdo itbetteroh well,now it'stoo lateI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI'mplanningto do it(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I don'tknowhowyou're moreskilled atthis than Iamwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI don'tknowwherethose goI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)you're somuchbetter at itI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)it's toohardbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeI don'teven knowwhere tostartit'seasierfor youI meantto do itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I like theway youdo itbetteroh well,now it'stoo lateI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI'mplanningto do it(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I don'tknowhow

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. you're more skilled at this than I am
  2. well, I STARTED doing it
  3. I don't know where those go
  4. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  5. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  6. I guess I just can't do anything right
  7. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  8. you're so much better at it
  9. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  10. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  11. it's too hard
  12. but I messed it up so badly last time
  13. I don't even know where to start
  14. it's easier for you
  15. I meant to do it
  16. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  17. I like the way you do it better
  18. oh well, now it's too late
  19. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  20. I'm planning to do it
  21. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  22. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  23. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  24. I don't know how