(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightoh well,now it'stoo lateyou're somuchbetter at itI don'tknowwherethose goit's toohardI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI'mplanningto do ityou're moreskilled atthis than IamI meantto do itbut Imessed itup so badlylast timebut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I like theway youdo itbetterI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)I don'teven knowwhere tostartit'seasierfor you(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I'm justgoing tomake amess of itI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I don'tknowhowI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightoh well,now it'stoo lateyou're somuchbetter at itI don'tknowwherethose goit's toohardI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI'mplanningto do ityou're moreskilled atthis than IamI meantto do itbut Imessed itup so badlylast timebut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I like theway youdo itbetterI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)I don'teven knowwhere tostartit'seasierfor you(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I'm justgoing tomake amess of itI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I don'tknowhowI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  2. I guess I just can't do anything right
  3. oh well, now it's too late
  4. you're so much better at it
  5. I don't know where those go
  6. it's too hard
  7. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  8. I'm planning to do it
  9. you're more skilled at this than I am
  10. I meant to do it
  11. but I messed it up so badly last time
  12. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  13. I like the way you do it better
  14. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  15. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  16. well, I STARTED doing it
  17. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  18. I don't even know where to start
  19. it's easier for you
  20. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  21. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  22. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  23. I don't know how
  24. I forgot (after multiple reminders)