I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI meantto do itbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I don'tknowhow(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)it's toohardI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)you're somuchbetter at itI don'tknowwherethose gooh well,now it'stoo lateI'm justgoing tomake amess of itit'seasierfor youI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI'mplanningto do ityou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)well, ISTARTEDdoing itI don'teven knowwhere tostartI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you're moreskilled atthis than IamI like theway youdo itbetterbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI meantto do itbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I don'tknowhow(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)it's toohardI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)you're somuchbetter at itI don'tknowwherethose gooh well,now it'stoo lateI'm justgoing tomake amess of itit'seasierfor youI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI'mplanningto do ityou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)well, ISTARTEDdoing itI don'teven knowwhere tostartI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you're moreskilled atthis than IamI like theway youdo itbetterbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I guess I just can't do anything right
  2. I meant to do it
  3. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  4. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  5. I don't know how
  6. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  7. it's too hard
  8. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  9. you're so much better at it
  10. I don't know where those go
  11. oh well, now it's too late
  12. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  13. it's easier for you
  14. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  15. I'm planning to do it
  16. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  17. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  18. well, I STARTED doing it
  19. I don't even know where to start
  20. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  21. you're more skilled at this than I am
  22. I like the way you do it better
  23. but I messed it up so badly last time
  24. I forgot (after multiple reminders)