I don'tknowwherethose goI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)oh well,now it'stoo lateI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I'mplanningto do itI don'tknowhowI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI like theway youdo itbetterbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeyou're moreskilled atthis than Iamit'seasierfor youI don'teven knowwhere tostartI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI meantto do it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)well, ISTARTEDdoing itI'm justgoing tomake amess of itit's toohardI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)you're somuchbetter at itbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I don'tknowwherethose goI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)oh well,now it'stoo lateI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I'mplanningto do itI don'tknowhowI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI like theway youdo itbetterbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeyou're moreskilled atthis than Iamit'seasierfor youI don'teven knowwhere tostartI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI meantto do it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)well, ISTARTEDdoing itI'm justgoing tomake amess of itit's toohardI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)you're somuchbetter at itbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don't know where those go
  2. I guess I just can't do anything right
  3. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  4. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  5. oh well, now it's too late
  6. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  7. I'm planning to do it
  8. I don't know how
  9. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  10. I like the way you do it better
  11. but I messed it up so badly last time
  12. you're more skilled at this than I am
  13. it's easier for you
  14. I don't even know where to start
  15. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  16. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  17. I meant to do it
  18. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  19. well, I STARTED doing it
  20. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  21. it's too hard
  22. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  23. you're so much better at it
  24. but you know how (after teaching yourself)