I don'teven knowwhere tostartyou're somuchbetter at itwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI like theway youdo itbetterI don'tknowwherethose gobut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I'm justgoing tomake amess of itI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightyou're moreskilled atthis than Iambut Imessed itup so badlylast timeit's toohardoh well,now it'stoo lateI'mplanningto do itI don'tknowhowit'seasierfor youI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I meantto do itI don'teven knowwhere tostartyou're somuchbetter at itwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI like theway youdo itbetterI don'tknowwherethose gobut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I'm justgoing tomake amess of itI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightyou're moreskilled atthis than Iambut Imessed itup so badlylast timeit's toohardoh well,now it'stoo lateI'mplanningto do itI don'tknowhowit'seasierfor youI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I meantto do it

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don't even know where to start
  2. you're so much better at it
  3. well, I STARTED doing it
  4. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  5. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  6. I like the way you do it better
  7. I don't know where those go
  8. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  9. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  10. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  11. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  12. I guess I just can't do anything right
  13. you're more skilled at this than I am
  14. but I messed it up so badly last time
  15. it's too hard
  16. oh well, now it's too late
  17. I'm planning to do it
  18. I don't know how
  19. it's easier for you
  20. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  21. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  22. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  23. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  24. I meant to do it