I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneyou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do ityou're somuchbetter at itI'mplanningto do itI'm justgoing tomake amess of itbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I meantto do itit's toohardI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)well, ISTARTEDdoing it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)you're moreskilled atthis than IamI don'tknowwherethose gooh well,now it'stoo lateI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)but Imessed itup so badlylast timeit'seasierfor youI don'teven knowwhere tostartI like theway youdo itbetterI don'tknowhowI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneyou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do ityou're somuchbetter at itI'mplanningto do itI'm justgoing tomake amess of itbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I meantto do itit's toohardI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)well, ISTARTEDdoing it(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)you're moreskilled atthis than IamI don'tknowwherethose gooh well,now it'stoo lateI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)but Imessed itup so badlylast timeit'seasierfor youI don'teven knowwhere tostartI like theway youdo itbetterI don'tknowhowI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I guess I just can't do anything right
  2. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  3. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  4. you're so much better at it
  5. I'm planning to do it
  6. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  7. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  8. I meant to do it
  9. it's too hard
  10. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  11. well, I STARTED doing it
  12. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  13. you're more skilled at this than I am
  14. I don't know where those go
  15. oh well, now it's too late
  16. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  17. but I messed it up so badly last time
  18. it's easier for you
  19. I don't even know where to start
  20. I like the way you do it better
  21. I don't know how
  22. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  23. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  24. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)