(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI don'tknowwherethose gobut Imessed itup so badlylast timeyou're moreskilled atthis than IamI'mplanningto do itit's toohardbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightyou're somuchbetter at itwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)oh well,now it'stoo lateI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)it'seasierfor youI like theway youdo itbetter(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI don'tknowhowI meantto do itI don'teven knowwhere tostartI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)I didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI don'tknowwherethose gobut Imessed itup so badlylast timeyou're moreskilled atthis than IamI'mplanningto do itit's toohardbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightyou're somuchbetter at itwell, ISTARTEDdoing itI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)oh well,now it'stoo lateI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)it'seasierfor youI like theway youdo itbetter(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI don'tknowhowI meantto do itI don'teven knowwhere tostartI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  2. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  3. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  4. I don't know where those go
  5. but I messed it up so badly last time
  6. you're more skilled at this than I am
  7. I'm planning to do it
  8. it's too hard
  9. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  10. I guess I just can't do anything right
  11. you're so much better at it
  12. well, I STARTED doing it
  13. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  14. oh well, now it's too late
  15. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  16. it's easier for you
  17. I like the way you do it better
  18. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  19. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  20. I don't know how
  21. I meant to do it
  22. I don't even know where to start
  23. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  24. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)