I'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)I didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I'mplanningto do itI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI don'teven knowwhere tostartyou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do it(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)it'seasierfor you(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe donewell, ISTARTEDdoing itI don'tknowwherethose goI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)you're somuchbetter at itI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)oh well,now it'stoo lateI don'tknowhowyou're moreskilled atthis than IamI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I meantto do itbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeit's toohardI like theway youdo itbetterI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)I didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I'mplanningto do itI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI don'teven knowwhere tostartyou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do it(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)it'seasierfor you(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe donewell, ISTARTEDdoing itI don'tknowwherethose goI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)you're somuchbetter at itI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)oh well,now it'stoo lateI don'tknowhowyou're moreskilled atthis than IamI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I meantto do itbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeit's toohardI like theway youdo itbetter

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  2. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  3. I'm planning to do it
  4. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  5. I don't even know where to start
  6. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  7. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  8. it's easier for you
  9. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  10. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  11. well, I STARTED doing it
  12. I don't know where those go
  13. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  14. you're so much better at it
  15. I guess I just can't do anything right
  16. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  17. oh well, now it's too late
  18. I don't know how
  19. you're more skilled at this than I am
  20. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  21. I meant to do it
  22. but I messed it up so badly last time
  23. it's too hard
  24. I like the way you do it better