Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. I don't even know where to start
2. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
3. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
4. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
5. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
6. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
7. I didn't know anything needed to be done
8. well, I STARTED doing it
9. I'm planning to do it
10. oh well, now it's too late
11. I don't know where those go
12. you're more skilled at this than I am
13. it's too hard
14. but I messed it up so badly last time
15. you're so much better at it
16. it's easier for you
17. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
18. I guess I just can't do anything right
19. I meant to do it
20. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
21. I'm just going to make a mess of it
22. I don't know how
23. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
24. I like the way you do it better