oh well,now it'stoo lateI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I'm justgoing tomake amess of itI don'tknowwherethose goit'seasierfor youI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I meantto do itI don'teven knowwhere tostartI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)well, ISTARTEDdoing it(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)you're somuchbetter at itI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightit's toohardbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI'mplanningto do itI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI like theway youdo itbetterI don'tknowhowbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeyou're moreskilled atthis than Iamoh well,now it'stoo lateI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I'm justgoing tomake amess of itI don'tknowwherethose goit'seasierfor youI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)I meantto do itI don'teven knowwhere tostartI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)well, ISTARTEDdoing it(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)you're somuchbetter at itI guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightit's toohardbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI'mplanningto do itI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)you didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI like theway youdo itbetterI don'tknowhowbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeyou're moreskilled atthis than Iam

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. oh well, now it's too late
  2. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  3. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  4. I don't know where those go
  5. it's easier for you
  6. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  7. I meant to do it
  8. I don't even know where to start
  9. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  10. well, I STARTED doing it
  11. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  12. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  13. you're so much better at it
  14. I guess I just can't do anything right
  15. it's too hard
  16. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  17. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  18. I'm planning to do it
  19. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  20. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  21. I like the way you do it better
  22. I don't know how
  23. but I messed it up so badly last time
  24. you're more skilled at this than I am