I'mplanningto do itit'seasierfor youI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI don'tknowwherethose go(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I don'teven knowwhere tostartbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I like theway youdo itbetter(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)well, ISTARTEDdoing ityou're moreskilled atthis than IamI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you're somuchbetter at itI don'tknowhowI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)oh well,now it'stoo lateyou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI meantto do itit's toohardbut Imessed itup so badlylast timeI'mplanningto do itit'seasierfor youI forgot(aftermultiplereminders)I didn't knowanythingneeded tobe doneI don'tknowwherethose go(looks atthe to-dolist, doesnone of it)I don'teven knowwhere tostartbut youknow how(afterteachingyourself)I like theway youdo itbetter(puts thething NEXTto where itbelongs)well, ISTARTEDdoing ityou're moreskilled atthis than IamI'm justgoing tomake amess of itI've been toobusy (lessbusy thaneveryoneelse)I guess Ijust can'tdo anythingrightI didn't havethe time (hadjust as muchtime aseveryone else)you're somuchbetter at itI don'tknowhowI'm tootired (whenyou're justas tired)oh well,now it'stoo lateyou didn'ttell me whatto do/howto do itI meantto do itit's toohardbut Imessed itup so badlylast time

Weaponized Incompetence Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm planning to do it
  2. it's easier for you
  3. I forgot (after multiple reminders)
  4. I didn't know anything needed to be done
  5. I don't know where those go
  6. (looks at the to-do list, does none of it)
  7. I don't even know where to start
  8. but you know how (after teaching yourself)
  9. I like the way you do it better
  10. (puts the thing NEXT to where it belongs)
  11. well, I STARTED doing it
  12. you're more skilled at this than I am
  13. I'm just going to make a mess of it
  14. I've been too busy (less busy than everyone else)
  15. I guess I just can't do anything right
  16. I didn't have the time (had just as much time as everyone else)
  17. you're so much better at it
  18. I don't know how
  19. I'm too tired (when you're just as tired)
  20. oh well, now it's too late
  21. you didn't tell me what to do/how to do it
  22. I meant to do it
  23. it's too hard
  24. but I messed it up so badly last time