Doesn't own a car Jabroni Earns less than minimum wage Borrows money over 5 times a week Own more than 100 fleshlights Never had a friend boy/girl I've called myself to talk to someone Used the term "literally" to describe a videogame Gradeschool dropout Over 5 and still wets the bed Faps more than 4 hours a day Never had interest in Plato Played unboxing sims Room is a utility closet Under 5 foot Obese Unironically an alcoholic Plays or played Lego Star Wars Watches yuri Haven't been outside in 10 days Virgin Plays a recorder regularly Does not make the bed Showers less than 4 times a month Doesn't own a car Jabroni Earns less than minimum wage Borrows money over 5 times a week Own more than 100 fleshlights Never had a friend boy/girl I've called myself to talk to someone Used the term "literally" to describe a videogame Gradeschool dropout Over 5 and still wets the bed Faps more than 4 hours a day Never had interest in Plato Played unboxing sims Room is a utility closet Under 5 foot Obese Unironically an alcoholic Plays or played Lego Star Wars Watches yuri Haven't been outside in 10 days Virgin Plays a recorder regularly Does not make the bed Showers less than 4 times a month
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Doesn't own a car
Jabroni
Earns less than minimum wage
Borrows money over 5 times a week
Own more than 100 fleshlights
Never had a friend boy/girl
I've called myself to talk to someone
Used the term "literally" to describe a videogame
Gradeschool dropout
Over 5 and still wets the bed
Faps more than 4 hours a day
Never had interest in Plato
Played unboxing sims
Room is a utility closet
Under 5 foot
Obese
Unironically an alcoholic
Plays or played Lego Star Wars
Watches yuri
Haven't been outside in 10 days
Virgin
Plays a recorder regularly
Does not make the bed
Showers less than 4 times a month
