Does not make the bed I've called myself to talk to someone Never had interest in Plato Jabroni Plays or played Lego Star Wars Used the term "literally" to describe a videogame Gradeschool dropout Under 5 foot Faps more than 4 hours a day Watches yuri Showers less than 4 times a month Over 5 and still wets the bed Never had a friend boy/girl Room is a utility closet Virgin Obese Own more than 100 fleshlights Doesn't own a car Played unboxing sims Borrows money over 5 times a week Plays a recorder regularly Earns less than minimum wage Haven't been outside in 10 days Unironically an alcoholic Does not make the bed I've called myself to talk to someone Never had interest in Plato Jabroni Plays or played Lego Star Wars Used the term "literally" to describe a videogame Gradeschool dropout Under 5 foot Faps more than 4 hours a day Watches yuri Showers less than 4 times a month Over 5 and still wets the bed Never had a friend boy/girl Room is a utility closet Virgin Obese Own more than 100 fleshlights Doesn't own a car Played unboxing sims Borrows money over 5 times a week Plays a recorder regularly Earns less than minimum wage Haven't been outside in 10 days Unironically an alcoholic
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Does not make the bed
I've called myself to talk to someone
Never had interest in Plato
Jabroni
Plays or played Lego Star Wars
Used the term "literally" to describe a videogame
Gradeschool dropout
Under 5 foot
Faps more than 4 hours a day
Watches yuri
Showers less than 4 times a month
Over 5 and still wets the bed
Never had a friend boy/girl
Room is a utility closet
Virgin
Obese
Own more than 100 fleshlights
Doesn't own a car
Played unboxing sims
Borrows money over 5 times a week
Plays a recorder regularly
Earns less than minimum wage
Haven't been outside in 10 days
Unironically an alcoholic
