Unnecessarily dramatic soundtrack Absurd concept render Blatantly copying Apple 3 principles Gamer aesthetic on non- gamer tech Actually Cool Reveal Forced audience participation Anime mentioned Speaker way too quiet Product name starting with X Car on stage We made it MODULAR Incredibly unenthusiastic speaker "Ground- breaking" Uncanny humans in render Longwinded boast about awards Smart tech that should stay dumb Boston Dynamics bots We put AI in it KUKA arm robots Battery life not mentioned Oversimplified new logo Random youtuber / streamer appearance Speaker mispronounces "Autonomous" Subscription service Saying nothing in as many words as possible "Transformation" said > 5 times Technical difficulties The future does not involve trains The future is matte white and glass Saccharine life- affirming video Random binary / circuit board graphic Ridiculous outfit Dystopian concept treated as good idea Futuristic hexagons Phone reveal mostly just camera specs Stupid looking car Already outdated tech fad P O D S "Digital Experience" "Ecosystem" Weird arbitrary acronym Unnecessary screens CEO trying way too hard to be Steve Jobs Paper thin appeal to environ- mentalism Blatantly copying Tesla "Revolutionize the way we live" Dumb product line naming scheme Pretentious slogan "_____ the world" Social problems brought up for no reason Well-liked feature removed for no reason Foldable Unnecessarily dramatic soundtrack Absurd concept render Blatantly copying Apple 3 principles Gamer aesthetic on non- gamer tech Actually Cool Reveal Forced audience participation Anime mentioned Speaker way too quiet Product name starting with X Car on stage We made it MODULAR Incredibly unenthusiastic speaker "Ground- breaking" Uncanny humans in render Longwinded boast about awards Smart tech that should stay dumb Boston Dynamics bots We put AI in it KUKA arm robots Battery life not mentioned Oversimplified new logo Random youtuber / streamer appearance Speaker mispronounces "Autonomous" Subscription service Saying nothing in as many words as possible "Transformation" said > 5 times Technical difficulties The future does not involve trains The future is matte white and glass Saccharine life- affirming video Random binary / circuit board graphic Ridiculous outfit Dystopian concept treated as good idea Futuristic hexagons Phone reveal mostly just camera specs Stupid looking car Already outdated tech fad P O D S "Digital Experience" "Ecosystem" Weird arbitrary acronym Unnecessary screens CEO trying way too hard to be Steve Jobs Paper thin appeal to environ- mentalism Blatantly copying Tesla "Revolutionize the way we live" Dumb product line naming scheme Pretentious slogan "_____ the world" Social problems brought up for no reason Well-liked feature removed for no reason Foldable
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Unnecessarily dramatic soundtrack
Absurd concept render
Blatantly copying Apple
3 principles
Gamer aesthetic on non-gamer tech
Actually Cool Reveal
Forced audience participation
Anime mentioned
Speaker way too quiet
Product name starting with X
Car on stage
We made it MODULAR
Incredibly unenthusiastic speaker
"Ground-breaking"
Uncanny humans in render
Longwinded boast about awards
Smart tech that should stay dumb
Boston Dynamics bots
We put AI in it
KUKA arm robots
Battery life not mentioned
Oversimplified new logo
Random youtuber / streamer appearance
Speaker mispronounces "Autonomous"
Subscription service
Saying nothing in as many words as possible
"Transformation" said > 5 times
Technical difficulties
The future does not involve trains
The future is matte white and glass
Saccharine life-affirming video
Random binary / circuit board graphic
Ridiculous outfit
Dystopian concept treated as good idea
Futuristic hexagons
Phone reveal mostly just camera specs
Stupid looking car
Already outdated tech fad
P O D S
"Digital Experience"
"Ecosystem"
Weird arbitrary acronym
Unnecessary screens
CEO trying way too hard to be Steve Jobs
Paper thin appeal to environ-mentalism
Blatantly copying Tesla
"Revolutionize the way we live"
Dumb product line naming scheme
Pretentious slogan
"_____ the world"
Social problems brought up for no reason
Well-liked feature removed for no reason
Foldable