"THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING"IT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCETITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITECOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINWANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEWANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")"WHERE'SMYREFUND""I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL""WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK""WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"GOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILL"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTY"COVID"IT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMTITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)OLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENT"THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING"IT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCETITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITECOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINWANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEWANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")"WHERE'SMYREFUND""I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL""WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK""WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"GOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILL"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTY"COVID"IT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMTITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)OLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENT

stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  2. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  3. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  4. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  5. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  6. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE
  7. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  8. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO
  9. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  10. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  11. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  12. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  13. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  14. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  15. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  16. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  17. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  18. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  19. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK
  20. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  21. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  22. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  23. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY
  24. "COVID"
  25. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  26. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  27. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  28. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!
  29. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT