IS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIEND"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING""I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"CALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYTITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTWANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTGOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITE"COVID"WANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASE"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOIT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENT"WHERE'SMYREFUND"ACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!IS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIEND"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING""I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"CALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYTITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTWANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTGOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITE"COVID"WANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASE"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOIT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENT"WHERE'SMYREFUND"ACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!

stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  2. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  3. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  4. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  5. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  6. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY
  7. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  8. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  9. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  10. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  11. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK
  12. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  13. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  14. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  15. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  16. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  17. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  18. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  19. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE
  20. "COVID"
  21. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  22. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  23. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  24. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO
  25. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  26. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  27. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT
  28. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  29. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!