"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"IT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCE"COVID"DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENT"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING""WHERE'SMYREFUND"CAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITE"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"ACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!MUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINA"I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"GOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")TITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLWANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPT"I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOK"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"IT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCE"COVID"DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENT"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING""WHERE'SMYREFUND"CAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITE"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"ACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!MUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINA"I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"GOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")TITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLWANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPT"I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOK

stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  2. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  3. "COVID"
  4. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT
  5. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  6. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  7. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  8. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE
  9. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  10. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!
  11. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  12. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  13. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  14. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  15. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  16. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  17. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  18. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  19. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  20. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  21. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  22. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY
  23. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  24. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  25. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO
  26. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  27. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  28. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  29. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK