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stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  2. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  3. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  4. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!
  5. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  6. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  7. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  8. "COVID"
  9. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  10. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  11. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  12. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  13. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT
  14. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  15. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  16. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  17. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  18. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  19. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY
  20. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  21. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  22. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK
  23. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  24. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  25. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  26. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO
  27. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  28. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  29. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE