MUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINA"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"WANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTIT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!WANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILL"WHERE'SMYREFUND""MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES"REGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMT"I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMGOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITETITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENTTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)"I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING"OLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGO"COVID"COMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIEND"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINA"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"WANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTIT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!WANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILL"WHERE'SMYREFUND""MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES"REGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMT"I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMGOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITETITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)DECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENTTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)"I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING"OLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGO"COVID"COMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIEND"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTY

stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  2. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  3. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  4. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  5. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!
  6. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  7. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  8. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  9. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  10. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  11. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  12. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK
  13. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  14. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  15. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE
  16. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  17. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT
  18. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  19. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  20. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  21. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  22. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  23. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO
  24. "COVID"
  25. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  26. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  27. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  28. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  29. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY