"COVID""I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"YOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")IT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLTITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKGOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEM"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"WANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEDECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENTCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTY"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING"TITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)"WHERE'SMYREFUND"CAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITEACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINWANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGO"COVID""I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"YOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")IT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLTITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)IS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKGOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASEIT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEM"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??"WANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPTMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITEDECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENTCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTY"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING"TITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)"WHERE'SMYREFUND"CAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITEACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPSWANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKREGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMTOLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINWANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGO

stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
  1. "COVID"
  2. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  3. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  4. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  5. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  6. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  7. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  8. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  9. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  10. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  11. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  12. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  13. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  14. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  15. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT
  16. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY
  17. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  18. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  19. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  20. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  21. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE
  22. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!
  23. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  24. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  25. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK
  26. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  27. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  28. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  29. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO