YOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")OLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLIS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINDECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENTCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYIT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITE"WHERE'SMYREFUND"GOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASETITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)REGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMT"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"WANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITEMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPS"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING""COVID"WANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPT"I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGOYOU CHANNELYOUR INNERMICHELE ("IDON'TDISAGREEWITH YOU")OLDPERSONWHONEEDS AFRIENDTITLECOMPANY/BANK(COMPETENT)IT'S ANABATEMENTSPROBLEMWANTS TOPAY THECURRENTBILLIS CLEARLYCALLINGFROMWORKCOMPLAINSABOUT SERVICEFEE *AFTER*YOU'VE TYPEDALL THEACCOUNT INFOINDECIDES THEYWANT ANEMAIL *AFTER*YOU'VESUBMITTEDTHE PAYMENTCALLEDTHEWRONGCOUNTYIT'S BEEN IN6884 FOR ~12DECADES ANDTHEY HAVERUN OUT OFPATIENCEIS ONTHE*WRONG*WEBSITE"WHERE'SMYREFUND"GOT A LIENFOR LASTYEARBECAUSE WEF*CKED UPOLDPERSONPROBABLEDEMENTIACASETITLECOMPANY/BANK(INCOMPETENT)REGULARCALLERMAKINGTHEIR USUALPARTIAL PMT"WHATTOWN?""SUFFOLK"WANTS TOREDEEM APROPERTYWE TOOKCAN'TFIGUREOUT HOWTO USE THEWEBSITEMUNIS ISSPINNINGLIKE ABALLERINAACTUALLYKNOWS ALLTHEIRPROPERTYINFO!"MY BANKSAYS IDIDN'T PAYMY TAXES""I WASSUPPOSEDTO GET ACALLBACK"OOPS"WHAT DOYOU MEANMY PAYMENTWASREJECTED??""THE TOWNISN'TANSWERING""COVID"WANTS ACOPY OFTHEIRRECEIPT"I NEVERRECEIVEDA BILL"WANTSINTERESTWAIVED ONA BILL FROMYEARS AGO

stuff you hear on the phone (off-season edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER MICHELE ("I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU")
  2. OLD PERSON WHO NEEDS A FRIEND
  3. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (COMPETENT)
  4. IT'S AN ABATEMENTS PROBLEM
  5. WANTS TO PAY THE CURRENT BILL
  6. IS CLEARLY CALLING FROM WORK
  7. COMPLAINS ABOUT SERVICE FEE *AFTER* YOU'VE TYPED ALL THE ACCOUNT INFO IN
  8. DECIDES THEY WANT AN EMAIL *AFTER* YOU'VE SUBMITTED THE PAYMENT
  9. CALLED THE WRONG COUNTY
  10. IT'S BEEN IN 6884 FOR ~12 DECADES AND THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE
  11. IS ON THE *WRONG* WEBSITE
  12. "WHERE'S MY REFUND"
  13. GOT A LIEN FOR LAST YEAR BECAUSE WE F*CKED UP
  14. OLD PERSON PROBABLE DEMENTIA CASE
  15. TITLE COMPANY/ BANK (INCOMPETENT)
  16. REGULAR CALLER MAKING THEIR USUAL PARTIAL PMT
  17. "WHAT TOWN?" "SUFFOLK"
  18. WANTS TO REDEEM A PROPERTY WE TOOK
  19. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE
  20. MUNIS IS SPINNING LIKE A BALLERINA
  21. ACTUALLY KNOWS ALL THEIR PROPERTY INFO!
  22. "MY BANK SAYS I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES"
  23. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A CALLBACK" OOPS
  24. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PAYMENT WAS REJECTED??"
  25. "THE TOWN ISN'T ANSWERING"
  26. "COVID"
  27. WANTS A COPY OF THEIR RECEIPT
  28. "I NEVER RECEIVED A BILL"
  29. WANTS INTEREST WAIVED ON A BILL FROM YEARS AGO