New tech ingeneral isconfusing andyou want it tostop changingYou’vedeveloped aserious interestin eithercooking orcleaningYou havestarted alecture with thewords “when Iwas your age”You’veswitchedfrom drinkingparties todinner partiesYou knowwhat aRoth IRAisYou rememberwhencellphoneswere for the1%You havedivorcedfriendsSomethingfrom yourchildhood isnow in historybooksYou have the kind ofdating horror storythat turned you intoan expert on at least1 psychological orpsychiatric conditionYou nolonger getcardedIt’s too coldeverywhereand you bring asweater withyou toeverythingPregamingmeansnappingYou have a Gen Zand a Gen Alphainterpreter so youcan understandwhatever it is thatthe youth aresayingYou find all dating appsthat came after thesimple swipe model(Hinge) to have toomuch going on. Youlong for the return ofthe Single Swipemodel (Tinder, Jswipe)Yourememberdial upinternetYou used to have aright and left(knee/shoulder/ankle).Now you have a goodand bad(knee/shoulder/ankle)You havemultiplewhite andgray hairsYour skincareroutine has >5ingredients andis tilted moretowardsmoisturizers.You havereceived aphysicalmixtape from aromanticadmirerYou have walkedpast a group ofyounger peopleand wonderedwhy they were soloudYou’vebeen to amedicalspecialistYou’veunironicallypaid someoneat a venue toturn the musicdownYou takedailymedicationsYour music isnow played atthrowback events(Emo night,2000s night,2010s night)New tech ingeneral isconfusing andyou want it tostop changingYou’vedeveloped aserious interestin eithercooking orcleaningYou havestarted alecture with thewords “when Iwas your age”You’veswitchedfrom drinkingparties todinner partiesYou knowwhat aRoth IRAisYou rememberwhencellphoneswere for the1%You havedivorcedfriendsSomethingfrom yourchildhood isnow in historybooksYou have the kind ofdating horror storythat turned you intoan expert on at least1 psychological orpsychiatric conditionYou nolonger getcardedIt’s too coldeverywhereand you bring asweater withyou toeverythingPregamingmeansnappingYou have a Gen Zand a Gen Alphainterpreter so youcan understandwhatever it is thatthe youth aresayingYou find all dating appsthat came after thesimple swipe model(Hinge) to have toomuch going on. Youlong for the return ofthe Single Swipemodel (Tinder, Jswipe)Yourememberdial upinternetYou used to have aright and left(knee/shoulder/ankle).Now you have a goodand bad(knee/shoulder/ankle)You havemultiplewhite andgray hairsYour skincareroutine has >5ingredients andis tilted moretowardsmoisturizers.You havereceived aphysicalmixtape from aromanticadmirerYou have walkedpast a group ofyounger peopleand wonderedwhy they were soloudYou’vebeen to amedicalspecialistYou’veunironicallypaid someoneat a venue toturn the musicdownYou takedailymedicationsYour music isnow played atthrowback events(Emo night,2000s night,2010s night)

Old Lady Feast - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. New tech in general is confusing and you want it to stop changing
  2. You’ve developed a serious interest in either cooking or cleaning
  3. You have started a lecture with the words “when I was your age”
  4. You’ve switched from drinking parties to dinner parties
  5. You know what a Roth IRA is
  6. You remember when cellphones were for the 1%
  7. You have divorced friends
  8. Something from your childhood is now in history books
  9. You have the kind of dating horror story that turned you into an expert on at least 1 psychological or psychiatric condition
  10. You no longer get carded
  11. It’s too cold everywhere and you bring a sweater with you to everything
  12. Pregaming means napping
  13. You have a Gen Z and a Gen Alpha interpreter so you can understand whatever it is that the youth are saying
  14. You find all dating apps that came after the simple swipe model (Hinge) to have too much going on. You long for the return of the Single Swipe model (Tinder, Jswipe)
  15. You remember dial up internet
  16. You used to have a right and left (knee/shoulder/ankle). Now you have a good and bad (knee/shoulder/ankle)
  17. You have multiple white and gray hairs
  18. Your skincare routine has >5 ingredients and is tilted more towards moisturizers.
  19. You have received a physical mixtape from a romantic admirer
  20. You have walked past a group of younger people and wondered why they were so loud
  21. You’ve been to a medical specialist
  22. You’ve unironically paid someone at a venue to turn the music down
  23. You take daily medications
  24. Your music is now played at throwback events (Emo night, 2000s night, 2010s night)