It’s too coldeverywhereand you bring asweater withyou toeverythingYou find all dating appsthat came after thesimple swipe model(Hinge) to have toomuch going on. Youlong for the return ofthe Single Swipemodel (Tinder, Jswipe)Somethingfrom yourchildhood isnow in historybooksYou have walkedpast a group ofyounger peopleand wonderedwhy they were soloudYou havedivorcedfriendsYou havestarted alecture with thewords “when Iwas your age”You have a Gen Zand a Gen Alphainterpreter so youcan understandwhatever it is thatthe youth aresayingYour skincareroutine has >5ingredients andis tilted moretowardsmoisturizers.New tech ingeneral isconfusing andyou want it tostop changingYou have the kind ofdating horror storythat turned you intoan expert on at least1 psychological orpsychiatric conditionYou takedailymedicationsYou nolonger getcardedYou’veunironicallypaid someoneat a venue toturn the musicdownPregamingmeansnappingYourememberdial upinternetYou havereceived aphysicalmixtape from aromanticadmirerYou knowwhat aRoth IRAisYour music isnow played atthrowback events(Emo night,2000s night,2010s night)You’vedeveloped aserious interestin eithercooking orcleaningYou used to have aright and left(knee/shoulder/ankle).Now you have a goodand bad(knee/shoulder/ankle)You havemultiplewhite andgray hairsYou’veswitchedfrom drinkingparties todinner partiesYou rememberwhencellphoneswere for the1%You’vebeen to amedicalspecialistIt’s too coldeverywhereand you bring asweater withyou toeverythingYou find all dating appsthat came after thesimple swipe model(Hinge) to have toomuch going on. Youlong for the return ofthe Single Swipemodel (Tinder, Jswipe)Somethingfrom yourchildhood isnow in historybooksYou have walkedpast a group ofyounger peopleand wonderedwhy they were soloudYou havedivorcedfriendsYou havestarted alecture with thewords “when Iwas your age”You have a Gen Zand a Gen Alphainterpreter so youcan understandwhatever it is thatthe youth aresayingYour skincareroutine has >5ingredients andis tilted moretowardsmoisturizers.New tech ingeneral isconfusing andyou want it tostop changingYou have the kind ofdating horror storythat turned you intoan expert on at least1 psychological orpsychiatric conditionYou takedailymedicationsYou nolonger getcardedYou’veunironicallypaid someoneat a venue toturn the musicdownPregamingmeansnappingYourememberdial upinternetYou havereceived aphysicalmixtape from aromanticadmirerYou knowwhat aRoth IRAisYour music isnow played atthrowback events(Emo night,2000s night,2010s night)You’vedeveloped aserious interestin eithercooking orcleaningYou used to have aright and left(knee/shoulder/ankle).Now you have a goodand bad(knee/shoulder/ankle)You havemultiplewhite andgray hairsYou’veswitchedfrom drinkingparties todinner partiesYou rememberwhencellphoneswere for the1%You’vebeen to amedicalspecialist

Old Lady Feast - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It’s too cold everywhere and you bring a sweater with you to everything
  2. You find all dating apps that came after the simple swipe model (Hinge) to have too much going on. You long for the return of the Single Swipe model (Tinder, Jswipe)
  3. Something from your childhood is now in history books
  4. You have walked past a group of younger people and wondered why they were so loud
  5. You have divorced friends
  6. You have started a lecture with the words “when I was your age”
  7. You have a Gen Z and a Gen Alpha interpreter so you can understand whatever it is that the youth are saying
  8. Your skincare routine has >5 ingredients and is tilted more towards moisturizers.
  9. New tech in general is confusing and you want it to stop changing
  10. You have the kind of dating horror story that turned you into an expert on at least 1 psychological or psychiatric condition
  11. You take daily medications
  12. You no longer get carded
  13. You’ve unironically paid someone at a venue to turn the music down
  14. Pregaming means napping
  15. You remember dial up internet
  16. You have received a physical mixtape from a romantic admirer
  17. You know what a Roth IRA is
  18. Your music is now played at throwback events (Emo night, 2000s night, 2010s night)
  19. You’ve developed a serious interest in either cooking or cleaning
  20. You used to have a right and left (knee/shoulder/ankle). Now you have a good and bad (knee/shoulder/ankle)
  21. You have multiple white and gray hairs
  22. You’ve switched from drinking parties to dinner parties
  23. You remember when cellphones were for the 1%
  24. You’ve been to a medical specialist