You find all dating appsthat came after thesimple swipe model(Hinge) to have toomuch going on. Youlong for the return ofthe Single Swipemodel (Tinder, Jswipe)You have the kind ofdating horror storythat turned you intoan expert on at least1 psychological orpsychiatric conditionYou have walkedpast a group ofyounger peopleand wonderedwhy they were soloudYou have a Gen Zand a Gen Alphainterpreter so youcan understandwhatever it is thatthe youth aresayingYou havemultiplewhite andgray hairsYou havedivorcedfriendsYour skincareroutine has >5ingredients andis tilted moretowardsmoisturizers.You havestarted alecture with thewords “when Iwas your age”Somethingfrom yourchildhood isnow in historybooksYourememberdial upinternetYou’vedeveloped aserious interestin eithercooking orcleaningYou havereceived aphysicalmixtape from aromanticadmirerNew tech ingeneral isconfusing andyou want it tostop changingYou nolonger getcardedPregamingmeansnappingYou’vebeen to amedicalspecialistYou rememberwhencellphoneswere for the1%Your music isnow played atthrowback events(Emo night,2000s night,2010s night)You takedailymedicationsIt’s too coldeverywhereand you bring asweater withyou toeverythingYou used to have aright and left(knee/shoulder/ankle).Now you have a goodand bad(knee/shoulder/ankle)You’veunironicallypaid someoneat a venue toturn the musicdownYou’veswitchedfrom drinkingparties todinner partiesYou knowwhat aRoth IRAisYou find all dating appsthat came after thesimple swipe model(Hinge) to have toomuch going on. Youlong for the return ofthe Single Swipemodel (Tinder, Jswipe)You have the kind ofdating horror storythat turned you intoan expert on at least1 psychological orpsychiatric conditionYou have walkedpast a group ofyounger peopleand wonderedwhy they were soloudYou have a Gen Zand a Gen Alphainterpreter so youcan understandwhatever it is thatthe youth aresayingYou havemultiplewhite andgray hairsYou havedivorcedfriendsYour skincareroutine has >5ingredients andis tilted moretowardsmoisturizers.You havestarted alecture with thewords “when Iwas your age”Somethingfrom yourchildhood isnow in historybooksYourememberdial upinternetYou’vedeveloped aserious interestin eithercooking orcleaningYou havereceived aphysicalmixtape from aromanticadmirerNew tech ingeneral isconfusing andyou want it tostop changingYou nolonger getcardedPregamingmeansnappingYou’vebeen to amedicalspecialistYou rememberwhencellphoneswere for the1%Your music isnow played atthrowback events(Emo night,2000s night,2010s night)You takedailymedicationsIt’s too coldeverywhereand you bring asweater withyou toeverythingYou used to have aright and left(knee/shoulder/ankle).Now you have a goodand bad(knee/shoulder/ankle)You’veunironicallypaid someoneat a venue toturn the musicdownYou’veswitchedfrom drinkingparties todinner partiesYou knowwhat aRoth IRAis

Old Lady Feast - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You find all dating apps that came after the simple swipe model (Hinge) to have too much going on. You long for the return of the Single Swipe model (Tinder, Jswipe)
  2. You have the kind of dating horror story that turned you into an expert on at least 1 psychological or psychiatric condition
  3. You have walked past a group of younger people and wondered why they were so loud
  4. You have a Gen Z and a Gen Alpha interpreter so you can understand whatever it is that the youth are saying
  5. You have multiple white and gray hairs
  6. You have divorced friends
  7. Your skincare routine has >5 ingredients and is tilted more towards moisturizers.
  8. You have started a lecture with the words “when I was your age”
  9. Something from your childhood is now in history books
  10. You remember dial up internet
  11. You’ve developed a serious interest in either cooking or cleaning
  12. You have received a physical mixtape from a romantic admirer
  13. New tech in general is confusing and you want it to stop changing
  14. You no longer get carded
  15. Pregaming means napping
  16. You’ve been to a medical specialist
  17. You remember when cellphones were for the 1%
  18. Your music is now played at throwback events (Emo night, 2000s night, 2010s night)
  19. You take daily medications
  20. It’s too cold everywhere and you bring a sweater with you to everything
  21. You used to have a right and left (knee/shoulder/ankle). Now you have a good and bad (knee/shoulder/ankle)
  22. You’ve unironically paid someone at a venue to turn the music down
  23. You’ve switched from drinking parties to dinner parties
  24. You know what a Roth IRA is