Failing to passacomprehensiveexamTurning toYouTubebecause thosevideos teachbetter than yourprofessorsYour advisorcompletelyforgot about ameeting youhad scheduledDebugging codefor hours/daysonly to realizeyou forgot asemicolon (orsimilar)Reading Redditor Quora postsabout sad gradsituations tomake you feelless aloneYour advisorrefused toteach you anessential labmethod/techniqueYour dissertationchair moves to adifferent university,forcing you toreconfigure yourentire committee withonly a few weeks'noticeYourreimbursementfor a conferencegets stuck inConcur formonthsYou had to payfor your owntravel, hotel,food, etc. for aconferenceAttended adepartment-wide receptionthat has nofood or drinkYou turned30 while ingradschoolYour advisor saysto change youranalysis only totell you afterwardto revert to theoriginal planYour advisor forgotthat they asked youto do something andthen questioned whyyou would do suchan unnecessaryexperimentYour advisorforgot whatyour projectwas aboutYour submittedmanuscriptwas rejectedby at least twojournalsYour advisordidn't knowwhich classesyou needed totakeCompleting agroup projecton GoogleDocshours/minutesbefore deadlineYour dissertationdata is delayed bymonths becausePitt messed up asingle word in theData UseAgreementYour advisorneglects tointroduce youto theircolleagues at aconferenceYou stayed upworking reallylate the nightbefore anadvisor meetingYour advisorforgot to tellyou they areout of thecountryMultiple monthswent by beforeyour stipendreflected a new,increased rateYour advisor failsto give feedbackon your thesis formonths butdemands majorrevisions just daysbefore deadlineWhen, at yourdissertationdefense, youradvisor strugglesto remember howlong you've been astudentYour committeemeeting wasvery delayedbecauseschedulesnever alignedBelonging to adepartment thathas nopermanent chairfor more than afew monthsYour advisorforgot you wereon vacation andexpected you todo somethingYour professorgives no feedbackon a paper duringthe semester, thentears it apart at theend of the coursePitt IT takesseveral weeksto unzip a .csvfile and make itavailable to youCryingDURING ameeting withyour advisorWaiting forreimbursementafter paying forfood and drinkfor your wholejournal clubYour advisor andpostdoc(s)demand you makecontradictorychanges to yourpaperCryingAFTER ameeting withyour advisorYou couldn't getahold of youradvisor for a ≥3workday periodFailing to passacomprehensiveexamTurning toYouTubebecause thosevideos teachbetter than yourprofessorsYour advisorcompletelyforgot about ameeting youhad scheduledDebugging codefor hours/daysonly to realizeyou forgot asemicolon (orsimilar)Reading Redditor Quora postsabout sad gradsituations tomake you feelless aloneYour advisorrefused toteach you anessential labmethod/techniqueYour dissertationchair moves to adifferent university,forcing you toreconfigure yourentire committee withonly a few weeks'noticeYourreimbursementfor a conferencegets stuck inConcur formonthsYou had to payfor your owntravel, hotel,food, etc. for aconferenceAttended adepartment-wide receptionthat has nofood or drinkYou turned30 while ingradschoolYour advisor saysto change youranalysis only totell you afterwardto revert to theoriginal planYour advisor forgotthat they asked youto do something andthen questioned whyyou would do suchan unnecessaryexperimentYour advisorforgot whatyour projectwas aboutYour submittedmanuscriptwas rejectedby at least twojournalsYour advisordidn't knowwhich classesyou needed totakeCompleting agroup projecton GoogleDocshours/minutesbefore deadlineYour dissertationdata is delayed bymonths becausePitt messed up asingle word in theData UseAgreementYour advisorneglects tointroduce youto theircolleagues at aconferenceYou stayed upworking reallylate the nightbefore anadvisor meetingYour advisorforgot to tellyou they areout of thecountryMultiple monthswent by beforeyour stipendreflected a new,increased rateYour advisor failsto give feedbackon your thesis formonths butdemands majorrevisions just daysbefore deadlineWhen, at yourdissertationdefense, youradvisor strugglesto remember howlong you've been astudentYour committeemeeting wasvery delayedbecauseschedulesnever alignedBelonging to adepartment thathas nopermanent chairfor more than afew monthsYour advisorforgot you wereon vacation andexpected you todo somethingYour professorgives no feedbackon a paper duringthe semester, thentears it apart at theend of the coursePitt IT takesseveral weeksto unzip a .csvfile and make itavailable to youCryingDURING ameeting withyour advisorWaiting forreimbursementafter paying forfood and drinkfor your wholejournal clubYour advisor andpostdoc(s)demand you makecontradictorychanges to yourpaperCryingAFTER ameeting withyour advisorYou couldn't getahold of youradvisor for a ≥3workday period

Marisa's Anti-PhD Bingo: Find an individual who has experienced a situation below (one block per person) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
  1. Failing to pass a comprehensive exam
  2. Turning to YouTube because those videos teach better than your professors
  3. Your advisor completely forgot about a meeting you had scheduled
  4. Debugging code for hours/days only to realize you forgot a semicolon (or similar)
  5. Reading Reddit or Quora posts about sad grad situations to make you feel less alone
  6. Your advisor refused to teach you an essential lab method/ technique
  7. Your dissertation chair moves to a different university, forcing you to reconfigure your entire committee with only a few weeks' notice
  8. Your reimbursement for a conference gets stuck in Concur for months
  9. You had to pay for your own travel, hotel, food, etc. for a conference
  10. Attended a department-wide reception that has no food or drink
  11. You turned 30 while in grad school
  12. Your advisor says to change your analysis only to tell you afterward to revert to the original plan
  13. Your advisor forgot that they asked you to do something and then questioned why you would do such an unnecessary experiment
  14. Your advisor forgot what your project was about
  15. Your submitted manuscript was rejected by at least two journals
  16. Your advisor didn't know which classes you needed to take
  17. Completing a group project on Google Docs hours/minutes before deadline
  18. Your dissertation data is delayed by months because Pitt messed up a single word in the Data Use Agreement
  19. Your advisor neglects to introduce you to their colleagues at a conference
  20. You stayed up working really late the night before an advisor meeting
  21. Your advisor forgot to tell you they are out of the country
  22. Multiple months went by before your stipend reflected a new, increased rate
  23. Your advisor fails to give feedback on your thesis for months but demands major revisions just days before deadline
  24. When, at your dissertation defense, your advisor struggles to remember how long you've been a student
  25. Your committee meeting was very delayed because schedules never aligned
  26. Belonging to a department that has no permanent chair for more than a few months
  27. Your advisor forgot you were on vacation and expected you to do something
  28. Your professor gives no feedback on a paper during the semester, then tears it apart at the end of the course
  29. Pitt IT takes several weeks to unzip a .csv file and make it available to you
  30. Crying DURING a meeting with your advisor
  31. Waiting for reimbursement after paying for food and drink for your whole journal club
  32. Your advisor and postdoc(s) demand you make contradictory changes to your paper
  33. Crying AFTER a meeting with your advisor
  34. You couldn't get ahold of your advisor for a ≥3 workday period