Reading Redditor Quora postsabout sad gradsituations tomake you feelless aloneYour committeemeeting wasvery delayedbecauseschedulesnever alignedYour advisorrefused toteach you anessential labmethod/techniqueDebugging codefor hours/daysonly to realizeyou forgot asemicolon (orsimilar)Your professorgives no feedbackon a paper duringthe semester, thentears it apart at theend of the courseFailing to passacomprehensiveexamYour advisor saysto change youranalysis only totell you afterwardto revert to theoriginal planYou had to payfor your owntravel, hotel,food, etc. for aconferenceYour dissertationdata is delayed bymonths becausePitt messed up asingle word in theData UseAgreementWaiting forreimbursementafter paying forfood and drinkfor your wholejournal clubYou couldn't getahold of youradvisor for a ≥3workday periodCompleting agroup projecton GoogleDocshours/minutesbefore deadlineYour advisorforgot you wereon vacation andexpected you todo somethingPitt IT takesseveral weeksto unzip a .csvfile and make itavailable to youYour advisorforgot whatyour projectwas aboutAttended adepartment-wide receptionthat has nofood or drinkTurning toYouTubebecause thosevideos teachbetter than yourprofessorsCryingDURING ameeting withyour advisorYour advisor forgotthat they asked youto do something andthen questioned whyyou would do suchan unnecessaryexperimentMultiple monthswent by beforeyour stipendreflected a new,increased rateYour advisor andpostdoc(s)demand you makecontradictorychanges to yourpaperYour advisorneglects tointroduce youto theircolleagues at aconferenceYour advisorforgot to tellyou they areout of thecountryYour submittedmanuscriptwas rejectedby at least twojournalsYour advisor failsto give feedbackon your thesis formonths butdemands majorrevisions just daysbefore deadlineYour dissertationchair moves to adifferent university,forcing you toreconfigure yourentire committee withonly a few weeks'noticeYou stayed upworking reallylate the nightbefore anadvisor meetingCryingAFTER ameeting withyour advisorWhen, at yourdissertationdefense, youradvisor strugglesto remember howlong you've been astudentBelonging to adepartment thathas nopermanent chairfor more than afew monthsYourreimbursementfor a conferencegets stuck inConcur formonthsYour advisorcompletelyforgot about ameeting youhad scheduledYour advisordidn't knowwhich classesyou needed totakeYou turned30 while ingradschoolReading Redditor Quora postsabout sad gradsituations tomake you feelless aloneYour committeemeeting wasvery delayedbecauseschedulesnever alignedYour advisorrefused toteach you anessential labmethod/techniqueDebugging codefor hours/daysonly to realizeyou forgot asemicolon (orsimilar)Your professorgives no feedbackon a paper duringthe semester, thentears it apart at theend of the courseFailing to passacomprehensiveexamYour advisor saysto change youranalysis only totell you afterwardto revert to theoriginal planYou had to payfor your owntravel, hotel,food, etc. for aconferenceYour dissertationdata is delayed bymonths becausePitt messed up asingle word in theData UseAgreementWaiting forreimbursementafter paying forfood and drinkfor your wholejournal clubYou couldn't getahold of youradvisor for a ≥3workday periodCompleting agroup projecton GoogleDocshours/minutesbefore deadlineYour advisorforgot you wereon vacation andexpected you todo somethingPitt IT takesseveral weeksto unzip a .csvfile and make itavailable to youYour advisorforgot whatyour projectwas aboutAttended adepartment-wide receptionthat has nofood or drinkTurning toYouTubebecause thosevideos teachbetter than yourprofessorsCryingDURING ameeting withyour advisorYour advisor forgotthat they asked youto do something andthen questioned whyyou would do suchan unnecessaryexperimentMultiple monthswent by beforeyour stipendreflected a new,increased rateYour advisor andpostdoc(s)demand you makecontradictorychanges to yourpaperYour advisorneglects tointroduce youto theircolleagues at aconferenceYour advisorforgot to tellyou they areout of thecountryYour submittedmanuscriptwas rejectedby at least twojournalsYour advisor failsto give feedbackon your thesis formonths butdemands majorrevisions just daysbefore deadlineYour dissertationchair moves to adifferent university,forcing you toreconfigure yourentire committee withonly a few weeks'noticeYou stayed upworking reallylate the nightbefore anadvisor meetingCryingAFTER ameeting withyour advisorWhen, at yourdissertationdefense, youradvisor strugglesto remember howlong you've been astudentBelonging to adepartment thathas nopermanent chairfor more than afew monthsYourreimbursementfor a conferencegets stuck inConcur formonthsYour advisorcompletelyforgot about ameeting youhad scheduledYour advisordidn't knowwhich classesyou needed totakeYou turned30 while ingradschool

Marisa's Anti-PhD Bingo: Find an individual who has experienced a situation below (one block per person) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Reading Reddit or Quora posts about sad grad situations to make you feel less alone
  2. Your committee meeting was very delayed because schedules never aligned
  3. Your advisor refused to teach you an essential lab method/ technique
  4. Debugging code for hours/days only to realize you forgot a semicolon (or similar)
  5. Your professor gives no feedback on a paper during the semester, then tears it apart at the end of the course
  6. Failing to pass a comprehensive exam
  7. Your advisor says to change your analysis only to tell you afterward to revert to the original plan
  8. You had to pay for your own travel, hotel, food, etc. for a conference
  9. Your dissertation data is delayed by months because Pitt messed up a single word in the Data Use Agreement
  10. Waiting for reimbursement after paying for food and drink for your whole journal club
  11. You couldn't get ahold of your advisor for a ≥3 workday period
  12. Completing a group project on Google Docs hours/minutes before deadline
  13. Your advisor forgot you were on vacation and expected you to do something
  14. Pitt IT takes several weeks to unzip a .csv file and make it available to you
  15. Your advisor forgot what your project was about
  16. Attended a department-wide reception that has no food or drink
  17. Turning to YouTube because those videos teach better than your professors
  18. Crying DURING a meeting with your advisor
  19. Your advisor forgot that they asked you to do something and then questioned why you would do such an unnecessary experiment
  20. Multiple months went by before your stipend reflected a new, increased rate
  21. Your advisor and postdoc(s) demand you make contradictory changes to your paper
  22. Your advisor neglects to introduce you to their colleagues at a conference
  23. Your advisor forgot to tell you they are out of the country
  24. Your submitted manuscript was rejected by at least two journals
  25. Your advisor fails to give feedback on your thesis for months but demands major revisions just days before deadline
  26. Your dissertation chair moves to a different university, forcing you to reconfigure your entire committee with only a few weeks' notice
  27. You stayed up working really late the night before an advisor meeting
  28. Crying AFTER a meeting with your advisor
  29. When, at your dissertation defense, your advisor struggles to remember how long you've been a student
  30. Belonging to a department that has no permanent chair for more than a few months
  31. Your reimbursement for a conference gets stuck in Concur for months
  32. Your advisor completely forgot about a meeting you had scheduled
  33. Your advisor didn't know which classes you needed to take
  34. You turned 30 while in grad school