Your advisorneglects tointroduce youto theircolleagues at aconferenceBelonging to adepartment thathas nopermanent chairfor more than afew monthsFailing to passacomprehensiveexamYour advisordidn't knowwhich classesyou needed totakeYour advisorforgot whatyour projectwas aboutYour advisorrefused toteach you anessential labmethod/techniqueWaiting forreimbursementafter paying forfood and drinkfor your wholejournal clubYou couldn't getahold of youradvisor for a ≥3workday periodCryingAFTER ameeting withyour advisorYour dissertationdata is delayed bymonths becausePitt messed up asingle word in theData UseAgreementYour dissertationchair moves to adifferent university,forcing you toreconfigure yourentire committee withonly a few weeks'noticeYour submittedmanuscriptwas rejectedby at least twojournalsTurning toYouTubebecause thosevideos teachbetter than yourprofessorsYour advisor andpostdoc(s)demand you makecontradictorychanges to yourpaperPitt IT takesseveral weeksto unzip a .csvfile and make itavailable to youCryingDURING ameeting withyour advisorYour advisor forgotthat they asked youto do something andthen questioned whyyou would do suchan unnecessaryexperimentYou turned30 while ingradschoolYour committeemeeting wasvery delayedbecauseschedulesnever alignedYou had to payfor your owntravel, hotel,food, etc. for aconferenceDebugging codefor hours/daysonly to realizeyou forgot asemicolon (orsimilar)Your advisorforgot you wereon vacation andexpected you todo somethingYou stayed upworking reallylate the nightbefore anadvisor meetingMultiple monthswent by beforeyour stipendreflected a new,increased rateYour advisor saysto change youranalysis only totell you afterwardto revert to theoriginal planReading Redditor Quora postsabout sad gradsituations tomake you feelless aloneYour advisorforgot to tellyou they areout of thecountryYour professorgives no feedbackon a paper duringthe semester, thentears it apart at theend of the courseAttended adepartment-wide receptionthat has nofood or drinkWhen, at yourdissertationdefense, youradvisor strugglesto remember howlong you've been astudentCompleting agroup projecton GoogleDocshours/minutesbefore deadlineYour advisor failsto give feedbackon your thesis formonths butdemands majorrevisions just daysbefore deadlineYour advisorcompletelyforgot about ameeting youhad scheduledYourreimbursementfor a conferencegets stuck inConcur formonthsYour advisorneglects tointroduce youto theircolleagues at aconferenceBelonging to adepartment thathas nopermanent chairfor more than afew monthsFailing to passacomprehensiveexamYour advisordidn't knowwhich classesyou needed totakeYour advisorforgot whatyour projectwas aboutYour advisorrefused toteach you anessential labmethod/techniqueWaiting forreimbursementafter paying forfood and drinkfor your wholejournal clubYou couldn't getahold of youradvisor for a ≥3workday periodCryingAFTER ameeting withyour advisorYour dissertationdata is delayed bymonths becausePitt messed up asingle word in theData UseAgreementYour dissertationchair moves to adifferent university,forcing you toreconfigure yourentire committee withonly a few weeks'noticeYour submittedmanuscriptwas rejectedby at least twojournalsTurning toYouTubebecause thosevideos teachbetter than yourprofessorsYour advisor andpostdoc(s)demand you makecontradictorychanges to yourpaperPitt IT takesseveral weeksto unzip a .csvfile and make itavailable to youCryingDURING ameeting withyour advisorYour advisor forgotthat they asked youto do something andthen questioned whyyou would do suchan unnecessaryexperimentYou turned30 while ingradschoolYour committeemeeting wasvery delayedbecauseschedulesnever alignedYou had to payfor your owntravel, hotel,food, etc. for aconferenceDebugging codefor hours/daysonly to realizeyou forgot asemicolon (orsimilar)Your advisorforgot you wereon vacation andexpected you todo somethingYou stayed upworking reallylate the nightbefore anadvisor meetingMultiple monthswent by beforeyour stipendreflected a new,increased rateYour advisor saysto change youranalysis only totell you afterwardto revert to theoriginal planReading Redditor Quora postsabout sad gradsituations tomake you feelless aloneYour advisorforgot to tellyou they areout of thecountryYour professorgives no feedbackon a paper duringthe semester, thentears it apart at theend of the courseAttended adepartment-wide receptionthat has nofood or drinkWhen, at yourdissertationdefense, youradvisor strugglesto remember howlong you've been astudentCompleting agroup projecton GoogleDocshours/minutesbefore deadlineYour advisor failsto give feedbackon your thesis formonths butdemands majorrevisions just daysbefore deadlineYour advisorcompletelyforgot about ameeting youhad scheduledYourreimbursementfor a conferencegets stuck inConcur formonths

Marisa's Anti-PhD Bingo: Find an individual who has experienced a situation below (one block per person) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your advisor neglects to introduce you to their colleagues at a conference
  2. Belonging to a department that has no permanent chair for more than a few months
  3. Failing to pass a comprehensive exam
  4. Your advisor didn't know which classes you needed to take
  5. Your advisor forgot what your project was about
  6. Your advisor refused to teach you an essential lab method/ technique
  7. Waiting for reimbursement after paying for food and drink for your whole journal club
  8. You couldn't get ahold of your advisor for a ≥3 workday period
  9. Crying AFTER a meeting with your advisor
  10. Your dissertation data is delayed by months because Pitt messed up a single word in the Data Use Agreement
  11. Your dissertation chair moves to a different university, forcing you to reconfigure your entire committee with only a few weeks' notice
  12. Your submitted manuscript was rejected by at least two journals
  13. Turning to YouTube because those videos teach better than your professors
  14. Your advisor and postdoc(s) demand you make contradictory changes to your paper
  15. Pitt IT takes several weeks to unzip a .csv file and make it available to you
  16. Crying DURING a meeting with your advisor
  17. Your advisor forgot that they asked you to do something and then questioned why you would do such an unnecessary experiment
  18. You turned 30 while in grad school
  19. Your committee meeting was very delayed because schedules never aligned
  20. You had to pay for your own travel, hotel, food, etc. for a conference
  21. Debugging code for hours/days only to realize you forgot a semicolon (or similar)
  22. Your advisor forgot you were on vacation and expected you to do something
  23. You stayed up working really late the night before an advisor meeting
  24. Multiple months went by before your stipend reflected a new, increased rate
  25. Your advisor says to change your analysis only to tell you afterward to revert to the original plan
  26. Reading Reddit or Quora posts about sad grad situations to make you feel less alone
  27. Your advisor forgot to tell you they are out of the country
  28. Your professor gives no feedback on a paper during the semester, then tears it apart at the end of the course
  29. Attended a department-wide reception that has no food or drink
  30. When, at your dissertation defense, your advisor struggles to remember how long you've been a student
  31. Completing a group project on Google Docs hours/minutes before deadline
  32. Your advisor fails to give feedback on your thesis for months but demands major revisions just days before deadline
  33. Your advisor completely forgot about a meeting you had scheduled
  34. Your reimbursement for a conference gets stuck in Concur for months