I'm notbootlicking,I'm just beingrealisticThe only jobslost wereredundanciesWhat, you wantcompanies towaste moneyon redundantpeople? Onextra people?"muhbootstraps"Nobody ofimportance waslost (only QA,art, CMs,customersupport, etc.)Only lowperformers werelost (veteran andhighly qualifiedemployees werelost)How dare youhave empathyfor people, theyare adults theycan figure it outon their ownThat'sjustbusiness*company inquestionrecently paid alarge sum to aCEO or retiringexecutive*If you get hiredfor a project thatis complete, youdon't deserve towork on the nextoneYou aren'towed ajobCompaniesexist only tomake profit(when talkingabout a record-profit company)You deserveit for ruiningmy favoriteIPYou have tovote with yourwallet, no otherway should tella company howto operateYou don'tkeep 10people aroundto do a 1person job*justifies it bygrandstandingabout American/ libertarian /ultra-capitalistvalues*I'm notbootlicking,I'm just beingrealisticThe only jobslost wereredundanciesWhat, you wantcompanies towaste moneyon redundantpeople? Onextra people?"muhbootstraps"Nobody ofimportance waslost (only QA,art, CMs,customersupport, etc.)Only lowperformers werelost (veteran andhighly qualifiedemployees werelost)How dare youhave empathyfor people, theyare adults theycan figure it outon their ownThat'sjustbusiness*company inquestionrecently paid alarge sum to aCEO or retiringexecutive*If you get hiredfor a project thatis complete, youdon't deserve towork on the nextoneYou aren'towed ajobCompaniesexist only tomake profit(when talkingabout a record-profit company)You deserveit for ruiningmy favoriteIPYou have tovote with yourwallet, no otherway should tella company howto operateYou don'tkeep 10people aroundto do a 1person job*justifies it bygrandstandingabout American/ libertarian /ultra-capitalistvalues*

Bootlicker Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm not bootlicking, I'm just being realistic
  2. The only jobs lost were redundancies
  3. What, you want companies to waste money on redundant people? On extra people?
  4. "muh bootstraps"
  5. Nobody of importance was lost (only QA, art, CMs, customer support, etc.)
  6. Only low performers were lost (veteran and highly qualified employees were lost)
  7. How dare you have empathy for people, they are adults they can figure it out on their own
  8. That's just business
  9. *company in question recently paid a large sum to a CEO or retiring executive*
  10. If you get hired for a project that is complete, you don't deserve to work on the next one
  11. You aren't owed a job
  12. Companies exist only to make profit (when talking about a record-profit company)
  13. You deserve it for ruining my favorite IP
  14. You have to vote with your wallet, no other way should tell a company how to operate
  15. You don't keep 10 people around to do a 1 person job
  16. *justifies it by grandstanding about American / libertarian / ultra-capitalist values*