SupriseOwlCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Lack ofsuncausesproblemsScale"That's soexpensive"Gunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availible"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Wilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersEveryoneis sick butoneperson"I water myorchidswith icecubes""Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonCrownRotKrokifrogs areloud butunseenKentchangesthe carsettingsSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeMoreWhitesNeededAltheafixeseverything(praise be)Somebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidToddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationFrozenshipmentCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakKent buyseveryoneburritos"Can Itake thison aplane?"Phal aisleneedsfixingLateshipmentSinglewhitescausingproblemsThe pilotlightgoes offWilsonstealsfood*Dissociates*"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Chokeson perlitedustCeilingleaksSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedCautiontape isignoredKentdisappearsWhitestaking uptoo muchspace"Are youhaving asale?"Someone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)*buysonlyfertilizer*MealybugsI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeSupriseOwlCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Lack ofsuncausesproblemsScale"That's soexpensive"Gunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availible"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Wilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersEveryoneis sick butoneperson"I water myorchidswith icecubes""Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonCrownRotKrokifrogs areloud butunseenKentchangesthe carsettingsSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeMoreWhitesNeededAltheafixeseverything(praise be)Somebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidToddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationFrozenshipmentCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakKent buyseveryoneburritos"Can Itake thison aplane?"Phal aisleneedsfixingLateshipmentSinglewhitescausingproblemsThe pilotlightgoes offWilsonstealsfood*Dissociates*"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Chokeson perlitedustCeilingleaksSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedCautiontape isignoredKentdisappearsWhitestaking uptoo muchspace"Are youhaving asale?"Someone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)*buysonlyfertilizer*MealybugsI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal life

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Suprise Owl
  2. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  3. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  4. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  5. Lack of sun causes problems
  6. Scale
  7. "That's so expensive"
  8. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  9. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  10. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  11. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  12. Everyone is sick but one person
  13. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  14. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  15. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  16. Crown Rot
  17. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  18. Kent changes the car settings
  19. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context
  20. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  21. Being absolutely covered in algae
  22. More Whites Needed
  23. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  24. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  25. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  26. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  27. Frozen shipment
  28. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break
  29. Kent buys everyone burritos
  30. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  31. Phal aisle needs fixing
  32. Late shipment
  33. Single whites causing problems
  34. The pilot light goes off
  35. Wilson steals food
  36. *Dissociates*
  37. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  38. Chokes on perlite dust
  39. Ceiling leaks
  40. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  41. Caution tape is ignored
  42. Kent disappears
  43. Whites taking up too much space
  44. "Are you having a sale?"
  45. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  46. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  47. *buys only fertilizer*
  48. Mealybugs
  49. I learn way too much about a customers personal life