Somebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedGunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonCrownRotKentdisappears"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Mealybugs"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"WilsonstealsfoodSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchid"Can Itake thison aplane?"Beingabsolutelycovered inalgaeI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifePhal aisleneedsfixing"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?""That's soexpensive"Lack ofsuncausesproblemsLateshipmentCautiontape isignoredKentchangesthe carsettingsToddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationSupriseOwl"Are youhaving asale?"Chokeson perlitedustSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidMoreWhitesNeededThe pilotlightgoes offWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himScaleFrozenshipmentwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonEveryoneis sick butonepersonUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)CeilingleaksSinglewhitescausingproblems*Dissociates*Wilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)Altheafixeseverything(praise be)Kent buyseveryoneburritos*buysonlyfertilizer*"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseen"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Customersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedGunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonCrownRotKentdisappears"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Mealybugs"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"WilsonstealsfoodSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchid"Can Itake thison aplane?"Beingabsolutelycovered inalgaeI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifePhal aisleneedsfixing"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?""That's soexpensive"Lack ofsuncausesproblemsLateshipmentCautiontape isignoredKentchangesthe carsettingsToddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationSupriseOwl"Are youhaving asale?"Chokeson perlitedustSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidMoreWhitesNeededThe pilotlightgoes offWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himScaleFrozenshipmentwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonEveryoneis sick butonepersonUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)CeilingleaksSinglewhitescausingproblems*Dissociates*Wilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)Altheafixeseverything(praise be)Kent buyseveryoneburritos*buysonlyfertilizer*"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseen"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Customersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreak

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  2. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  3. Crown Rot
  4. Kent disappears
  5. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  6. Mealybugs
  7. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  8. Wilson steals food
  9. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  10. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  11. Being absolutely covered in algae
  12. I learn way too much about a customers personal life
  13. Phal aisle needs fixing
  14. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  15. "That's so expensive"
  16. Lack of sun causes problems
  17. Late shipment
  18. Caution tape is ignored
  19. Kent changes the car settings
  20. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  21. Suprise Owl
  22. "Are you having a sale?"
  23. Chokes on perlite dust
  24. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context
  25. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  26. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  27. More Whites Needed
  28. The pilot light goes off
  29. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  30. Scale
  31. Frozen shipment
  32. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  33. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  34. Everyone is sick but one person
  35. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  36. Ceiling leaks
  37. Single whites causing problems
  38. *Dissociates*
  39. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  40. Whites taking up too much space
  41. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  42. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  43. Kent buys everyone burritos
  44. *buys only fertilizer*
  45. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  46. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  47. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  48. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  49. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break