Phal aisleneedsfixingWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersKentchangesthe carsettingsSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedSupriseOwlSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)CeilingleaksWilsonstealsfoodAltheafixeseverything(praise be)"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Gunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reason"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Frozenshipment"Are youhaving asale?"*Dissociates*The pilotlightgoes off"That's soexpensive"I learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakKrokifrogs areloud butunseenKent buyseveryoneburritosKentdisappearsLateshipmentMoreWhitesNeededBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reason"What's thecheapestplant youhave?""Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)wholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availible"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Everyoneis sick butoneperson"Can Itake thison aplane?"Cautiontape isignoredChokeson perlitedustWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchid"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationMealybugsCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsScaleWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextLack ofsuncausesproblems*buysonlyfertilizer*CrownRotSinglewhitescausingproblemsPhal aisleneedsfixingWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersKentchangesthe carsettingsSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedSupriseOwlSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)CeilingleaksWilsonstealsfoodAltheafixeseverything(praise be)"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Gunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reason"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Frozenshipment"Are youhaving asale?"*Dissociates*The pilotlightgoes off"That's soexpensive"I learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakKrokifrogs areloud butunseenKent buyseveryoneburritosKentdisappearsLateshipmentMoreWhitesNeededBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reason"What's thecheapestplant youhave?""Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)wholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availible"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Everyoneis sick butoneperson"Can Itake thison aplane?"Cautiontape isignoredChokeson perlitedustWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchid"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationMealybugsCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsScaleWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextLack ofsuncausesproblems*buysonlyfertilizer*CrownRotSinglewhitescausingproblems

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Phal aisle needs fixing
  2. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  3. Kent changes the car settings
  4. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  5. Suprise Owl
  6. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  7. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  8. Ceiling leaks
  9. Wilson steals food
  10. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  11. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  12. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  13. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  14. Frozen shipment
  15. "Are you having a sale?"
  16. *Dissociates*
  17. The pilot light goes off
  18. "That's so expensive"
  19. I learn way too much about a customers personal life
  20. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break
  21. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  22. Kent buys everyone burritos
  23. Kent disappears
  24. Late shipment
  25. More Whites Needed
  26. Being absolutely covered in algae
  27. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  28. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  29. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  30. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  31. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  32. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  33. Everyone is sick but one person
  34. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  35. Caution tape is ignored
  36. Chokes on perlite dust
  37. Whites taking up too much space
  38. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  39. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  40. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  41. Mealybugs
  42. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  43. Scale
  44. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  45. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context
  46. Lack of sun causes problems
  47. *buys only fertilizer*
  48. Crown Rot
  49. Single whites causing problems