Kentchangesthe carsettingsAltheafixeseverything(praise be)Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationWilsonstealsfoodScale"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Somebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedLack ofsuncausesproblemsCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsCautiontape isignoredKent buyseveryoneburritosMealybugsI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchid"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Whitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)*Dissociates*"I water myorchidswith icecubes""Are youhaving asale?""That's soexpensive"SinglewhitescausingproblemsCeilingleaksGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonLateshipmentSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidPhal aisleneedsfixing"What's thecheapestplant youhave?""Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reason"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseenCrownRotUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)FrozenshipmentWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersMoreWhitesNeededSupriseOwlThe pilotlightgoes off*buysonlyfertilizer*Wilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect him"Can Itake thison aplane?"Everyoneis sick butonepersonwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleChokeson perlitedustBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeKentdisappearsSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextKentchangesthe carsettingsAltheafixeseverything(praise be)Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationWilsonstealsfoodScale"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Somebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedLack ofsuncausesproblemsCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsCautiontape isignoredKent buyseveryoneburritosMealybugsI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchid"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Whitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)*Dissociates*"I water myorchidswith icecubes""Are youhaving asale?""That's soexpensive"SinglewhitescausingproblemsCeilingleaksGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonLateshipmentSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidPhal aisleneedsfixing"What's thecheapestplant youhave?""Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reason"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseenCrownRotUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)FrozenshipmentWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersMoreWhitesNeededSupriseOwlThe pilotlightgoes off*buysonlyfertilizer*Wilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect him"Can Itake thison aplane?"Everyoneis sick butonepersonwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleChokeson perlitedustBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeKentdisappearsSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontext

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kent changes the car settings
  2. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  3. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  4. Wilson steals food
  5. Scale
  6. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  7. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  8. Lack of sun causes problems
  9. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  10. Caution tape is ignored
  11. Kent buys everyone burritos
  12. Mealybugs
  13. I learn way too much about a customers personal life
  14. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break
  15. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  16. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  17. Whites taking up too much space
  18. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  19. *Dissociates*
  20. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  21. "Are you having a sale?"
  22. "That's so expensive"
  23. Single whites causing problems
  24. Ceiling leaks
  25. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  26. Late shipment
  27. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  28. Phal aisle needs fixing
  29. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  30. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  31. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  32. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  33. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  34. Crown Rot
  35. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  36. Frozen shipment
  37. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  38. More Whites Needed
  39. Suprise Owl
  40. The pilot light goes off
  41. *buys only fertilizer*
  42. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  43. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  44. Everyone is sick but one person
  45. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  46. Chokes on perlite dust
  47. Being absolutely covered in algae
  48. Kent disappears
  49. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context