"That's soexpensive"KentdisappearsPhal aisleneedsfixingLateshipmentChokeson perlitedustGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reason"Are youhaving asale?"Somebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedWilsonstealsfoodCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsMealybugsCeilingleaksScaleAltheafixeseverything(praise be)MoreWhitesNeededGunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersSinglewhitescausingproblems"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulation"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseen"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Cautiontape isignored"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Someone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)CrownRotSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchid"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Customersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakFrozenshipmentThe pilotlightgoes offWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)Kent buyseveryoneburritosBeingabsolutelycovered inalgae"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Kentchangesthe carsettings*buysonlyfertilizer*"Can Itake thison aplane?"Someone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextSupriseOwlEveryoneis sick butonepersonI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal life*Dissociates*Wilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himLack ofsuncausesproblems"That's soexpensive"KentdisappearsPhal aisleneedsfixingLateshipmentChokeson perlitedustGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reason"Are youhaving asale?"Somebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedWilsonstealsfoodCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsMealybugsCeilingleaksScaleAltheafixeseverything(praise be)MoreWhitesNeededGunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersSinglewhitescausingproblems"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulation"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseen"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Cautiontape isignored"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Someone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)CrownRotSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchid"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Customersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakFrozenshipmentThe pilotlightgoes offWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)Kent buyseveryoneburritosBeingabsolutelycovered inalgae"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Kentchangesthe carsettings*buysonlyfertilizer*"Can Itake thison aplane?"Someone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextSupriseOwlEveryoneis sick butonepersonI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal life*Dissociates*Wilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himLack ofsuncausesproblems

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That's so expensive"
  2. Kent disappears
  3. Phal aisle needs fixing
  4. Late shipment
  5. Chokes on perlite dust
  6. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  7. "Are you having a sale?"
  8. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  9. Wilson steals food
  10. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  11. Mealybugs
  12. Ceiling leaks
  13. Scale
  14. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  15. More Whites Needed
  16. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  17. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  18. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  19. Single whites causing problems
  20. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  21. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  22. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  23. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  24. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  25. Caution tape is ignored
  26. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  27. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  28. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  29. Crown Rot
  30. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  31. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  32. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break
  33. Frozen shipment
  34. The pilot light goes off
  35. Whites taking up too much space
  36. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  37. Kent buys everyone burritos
  38. Being absolutely covered in algae
  39. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  40. Kent changes the car settings
  41. *buys only fertilizer*
  42. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  43. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context
  44. Suprise Owl
  45. Everyone is sick but one person
  46. I learn way too much about a customers personal life
  47. *Dissociates*
  48. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  49. Lack of sun causes problems