Kent buyseveryoneburritosSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidCrownRotKentdisappears"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?""What's thecheapestplant youhave?""Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"SupriseOwlSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextKentchangesthe carsettingsBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reason"Can Itake thison aplane?""Is garlicgood fororchids?"Frozenshipmentwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcalls"That's soexpensive"CeilingleaksGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakCautiontape isignoredMoreWhitesNeeded*Dissociates*"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Krokifrogs areloud butunseenWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedScaleSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)Phal aisleneedsfixingLateshipmentSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchid"Are youhaving asale?"Wilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himLack ofsuncausesproblemsI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeEveryoneis sick butonepersonAltheafixeseverything(praise be)SinglewhitescausingproblemsMealybugs"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Wilsonstealsfood*buysonlyfertilizer*Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationThe pilotlightgoes offChokeson perlitedustKent buyseveryoneburritosSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidCrownRotKentdisappears"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?""What's thecheapestplant youhave?""Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"SupriseOwlSomeone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextKentchangesthe carsettingsBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeUnknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)Gunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reason"Can Itake thison aplane?""Is garlicgood fororchids?"Frozenshipmentwholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availibleWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceCustomer ismad aboutus notreturningcalls"That's soexpensive"CeilingleaksGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reasonCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakCautiontape isignoredMoreWhitesNeeded*Dissociates*"I water myorchidswith icecubes"Krokifrogs areloud butunseenWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedScaleSomeone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)Phal aisleneedsfixingLateshipmentSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchid"Are youhaving asale?"Wilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himLack ofsuncausesproblemsI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeEveryoneis sick butonepersonAltheafixeseverything(praise be)SinglewhitescausingproblemsMealybugs"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Wilsonstealsfood*buysonlyfertilizer*Toddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulationThe pilotlightgoes offChokeson perlitedust

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kent buys everyone burritos
  2. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  3. Crown Rot
  4. Kent disappears
  5. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  6. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  7. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  8. Suprise Owl
  9. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context
  10. Kent changes the car settings
  11. Being absolutely covered in algae
  12. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  13. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  14. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  15. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  16. Frozen shipment
  17. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  18. Whites taking up too much space
  19. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  20. "That's so expensive"
  21. Ceiling leaks
  22. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  23. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break
  24. Caution tape is ignored
  25. More Whites Needed
  26. *Dissociates*
  27. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  28. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  29. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  30. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  31. Scale
  32. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  33. Phal aisle needs fixing
  34. Late shipment
  35. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  36. "Are you having a sale?"
  37. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  38. Lack of sun causes problems
  39. I learn way too much about a customers personal life
  40. Everyone is sick but one person
  41. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  42. Single whites causing problems
  43. Mealybugs
  44. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  45. Wilson steals food
  46. *buys only fertilizer*
  47. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  48. The pilot light goes off
  49. Chokes on perlite dust