Kent buyseveryoneburritosMealybugswholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availible*buysonlyfertilizer*Someone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextMoreWhitesNeededSinglewhitescausingproblemsBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reason"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Frozenshipment"That's soexpensive"Unknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"CrownRot"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Customer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsKentdisappearsSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidEveryoneis sick butonepersonToddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulation"I water myorchidswith icecubes"The pilotlightgoes offChokeson perlitedust"Can Itake thison aplane?"Someone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)WilsonstealsfoodSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidGunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceCautiontape isignoredLateshipmentSupriseOwl"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Altheafixeseverything(praise be)"Are youhaving asale?"Phal aisleneedsfixingKentchangesthe carsettings*Dissociates*"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseenWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himScaleWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersCeilingleaksLack ofsuncausesproblemsCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreakKent buyseveryoneburritosMealybugswholesalecustomertakes everybest plant wehave availible*buysonlyfertilizer*Someone saysthey kill everyorchid and asksfor a fix butprovides nocontextMoreWhitesNeededSinglewhitescausingproblemsBeingabsolutelycovered inalgaeGunnerdecides helovessomeone forno reason"What's thecheapestplant youhave?"Frozenshipment"That's soexpensive"Unknownanimal noise(It's actuallyKent)"Arepotatoesgood fororchids?"CrownRot"Which plantwould (insertperson I clearlydon't know) likethe most?"Customer ismad aboutus notreturningcallsKentdisappearsSomebodyasks meaboutgrowingweedI learn waytoo muchabout acustomerspersonal lifeSomeone isshockedvanillacomes froman orchidEveryoneis sick butonepersonToddlercommitscrimes againstthe toadpopulation"I water myorchidswith icecubes"The pilotlightgoes offChokeson perlitedust"Can Itake thison aplane?"Someone asksif we can fix aplant for them(hands us aclearly deadplant)WilsonstealsfoodSomebodyasks meabout thenaked manorchidGunnerdecides hehatessomeone forno reasonWhitestaking uptoo muchspaceCautiontape isignoredLateshipmentSupriseOwl"Can I bringmy dog inhere" (Sign onthe doorssays no dogs)Altheafixeseverything(praise be)"Are youhaving asale?"Phal aisleneedsfixingKentchangesthe carsettings*Dissociates*"Is garlicgood fororchids?"Krokifrogs areloud butunseenWilson getsscared of aloud sound andhas to findsomeone toprotect himScaleWilson realizeshe isn'tactually tied upand terrorizescustomersCeilingleaksLack ofsuncausesproblemsCustomersshow up thesecond yougo on lunchbreak

Orchid Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kent buys everyone burritos
  2. Mealybugs
  3. wholesale customer takes every best plant we have availible
  4. *buys only fertilizer*
  5. Someone says they kill every orchid and asks for a fix but provides no context
  6. More Whites Needed
  7. Single whites causing problems
  8. Being absolutely covered in algae
  9. Gunner decides he loves someone for no reason
  10. "What's the cheapest plant you have?"
  11. Frozen shipment
  12. "That's so expensive"
  13. Unknown animal noise (It's actually Kent)
  14. "Are potatoes good for orchids?"
  15. Crown Rot
  16. "Which plant would (insert person I clearly don't know) like the most? "
  17. Customer is mad about us not returning calls
  18. Kent disappears
  19. Somebody asks me about growing weed
  20. I learn way too much about a customers personal life
  21. Someone is shocked vanilla comes from an orchid
  22. Everyone is sick but one person
  23. Toddler commits crimes against the toad population
  24. "I water my orchids with ice cubes"
  25. The pilot light goes off
  26. Chokes on perlite dust
  27. "Can I take this on a plane?"
  28. Someone asks if we can fix a plant for them (hands us a clearly dead plant)
  29. Wilson steals food
  30. Somebody asks me about the naked man orchid
  31. Gunner decides he hates someone for no reason
  32. Whites taking up too much space
  33. Caution tape is ignored
  34. Late shipment
  35. Suprise Owl
  36. "Can I bring my dog in here" (Sign on the doors says no dogs)
  37. Althea fixes everything (praise be)
  38. "Are you having a sale?"
  39. Phal aisle needs fixing
  40. Kent changes the car settings
  41. *Dissociates*
  42. "Is garlic good for orchids?"
  43. Kroki frogs are loud but unseen
  44. Wilson gets scared of a loud sound and has to find someone to protect him
  45. Scale
  46. Wilson realizes he isn't actually tied up and terrorizes customers
  47. Ceiling leaks
  48. Lack of sun causes problems
  49. Customers show up the second you go on lunch break