*Cardreadercrashes*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)*Tipsyou $10or more**Demandsadiscount*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do yousell LostMarys?""Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Says"Bong"*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*A child istrying tobuy avape"Do youhave abathroom?""Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Cardreadercrashes*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)*Tipsyou $10or more**Demandsadiscount*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do yousell LostMarys?""Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Says"Bong"*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*A child istrying tobuy avape"Do youhave abathroom?""Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-*Card reader crashes*
  2. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  3. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  4. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  5. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  6. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  7. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  8. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  9. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  10. O-*Demands a discount*
  11. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  12. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  13. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  14. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  15. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  16. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  17. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  18. B-*Says "Bong"*
  19. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  20. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  21. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  22. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  23. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  24. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*