*Says"Bong"*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Do yousell LostMarys?"*Demandsadiscount*"Do youhave abathroom?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)A child istrying tobuy avape*Tipsyou $10or more*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Cardreadercrashes*"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Says"Bong"*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Do yousell LostMarys?"*Demandsadiscount*"Do youhave abathroom?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)A child istrying tobuy avape*Tipsyou $10or more*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Cardreadercrashes*"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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B
2
B
3
G
4
I
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G
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G
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N
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O
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B
10
I
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N
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O
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G
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G
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O
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I
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B
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B
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O
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N
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I
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N
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O
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I
  1. B-*Says "Bong"*
  2. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  3. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  4. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  5. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  6. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  7. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  8. O-*Demands a discount*
  9. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  10. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  11. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  12. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  13. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  14. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  15. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  16. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  17. B-*Card reader crashes*
  18. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  19. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  20. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  21. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  22. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  23. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  24. I-The customer "knows more than you"