*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do you sellcigarettes?""Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Tipsyou $10or more*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Do yousell LostMarys?"Thecustomer"knows morethan you""Do youhave abathroom?"*Demandsadiscount*A child istrying tobuy avape*Says"Bong"*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do you sellcigarettes?""Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Tipsyou $10or more*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Do yousell LostMarys?"Thecustomer"knows morethan you""Do youhave abathroom?"*Demandsadiscount*A child istrying tobuy avape*Says"Bong"*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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B
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N
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G
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O
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O
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G
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N
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B
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O
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  1. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  2. B-*Card reader crashes*
  3. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  4. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  5. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  6. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  7. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  8. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  9. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  10. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  11. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  12. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  13. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  14. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  15. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  16. O-*Demands a discount*
  17. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  18. B-*Says "Bong"*
  19. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  20. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  21. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  22. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  23. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  24. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"