"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your storeYou fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty deviceThecustomer"knows morethan you""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Do yousell LostMarys?""Do youhave abathroom?"*Says"Bong"*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Do you sellcigarettes?"A child istrying tobuy avape*Tipsyou $10or more**Demandsadiscount*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your storeYou fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty deviceThecustomer"knows morethan you""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Do yousell LostMarys?""Do youhave abathroom?"*Says"Bong"*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Do you sellcigarettes?"A child istrying tobuy avape*Tipsyou $10or more**Demandsadiscount*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  2. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  3. B-*Card reader crashes*
  4. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  5. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  6. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  7. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  8. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  9. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  10. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  11. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  12. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  13. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  14. B-*Says "Bong"*
  15. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  16. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  17. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  18. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  19. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  20. O-*Demands a discount*
  21. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  22. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  23. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  24. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*