*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Do you sellcigarettes?""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Keep thechange"(There isno change)Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do youhave abathroom?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""Do yousell LostMarys?"A child istrying tobuy avape*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Says"Bong"*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Demandsadiscount**Cardreadercrashes**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Tipsyou $10or more**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Do you sellcigarettes?""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Keep thechange"(There isno change)Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do youhave abathroom?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""Do yousell LostMarys?"A child istrying tobuy avape*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Says"Bong"*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Demandsadiscount**Cardreadercrashes**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Tipsyou $10or more*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  2. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  3. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  4. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  5. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  6. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  7. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  8. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  9. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  10. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  11. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  12. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  13. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  14. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  15. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  16. B-*Says "Bong"*
  17. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  18. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  19. O-*Demands a discount*
  20. B-*Card reader crashes*
  21. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  22. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  23. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  24. G-*Tips you $10 or more*