*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Demandsadiscount*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Cardreadercrashes*"Do youhave abathroom?"A child istrying tobuy avape"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do yousell LostMarys?""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Tipsyou $10or more**Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Says"Bong"*"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Demandsadiscount*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Cardreadercrashes*"Do youhave abathroom?"A child istrying tobuy avape"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do yousell LostMarys?""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store*Tipsyou $10or more**Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Says"Bong"*"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  2. O-*Demands a discount*
  3. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  4. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  5. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  6. B-*Card reader crashes*
  7. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  8. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  9. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  10. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  11. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  12. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  13. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  14. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  15. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  16. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  17. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  18. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  19. B-*Says "Bong"*
  20. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  21. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  22. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  23. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  24. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*