You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your storeThecustomer"knows morethan you"*Tipsyou $10or more**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Demandsadiscount*"Do youhave abathroom?""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)A child istrying tobuy avape"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Cardreadercrashes*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do yousell LostMarys?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Says"Bong"*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your storeThecustomer"knows morethan you"*Tipsyou $10or more**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Demandsadiscount*"Do youhave abathroom?""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)A child istrying tobuy avape"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window**Cardreadercrashes*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do yousell LostMarys?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do you sellcigarettes?"*Says"Bong"*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  2. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  3. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  4. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  5. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  6. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  7. O-*Demands a discount*
  8. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  9. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  10. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  11. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  12. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  13. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  14. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  15. B-*Card reader crashes*
  16. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  17. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  18. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  19. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  20. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  21. B-*Says "Bong"*
  22. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  23. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  24. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)