"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Do youhave abathroom?""Do yousell LostMarys?"*Cardreadercrashes*Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Says"Bong"**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do you sellcigarettes?""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your storeA child istrying tobuy avape*Tipsyou $10or more**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Demandsadiscount*"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Do youhave abathroom?""Do yousell LostMarys?"*Cardreadercrashes*Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Says"Bong"**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do you sellcigarettes?""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your storeA child istrying tobuy avape*Tipsyou $10or more**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Demandsadiscount*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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N
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B
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B
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B
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  1. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  2. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  3. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  4. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  5. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  6. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  7. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  8. B-*Card reader crashes*
  9. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  10. B-*Says "Bong"*
  11. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  12. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  13. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  14. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  15. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  16. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  17. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  18. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  19. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  20. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  21. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  22. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  23. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  24. O-*Demands a discount*