*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Cardreadercrashes*"Do youhave abathroom?"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Do you sellcigarettes?""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do yousell LostMarys?"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your storeYou fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)A child istrying tobuy avapeYou have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Demandsadiscount*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Says"Bong"**Tipsyou $10or more**Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Cardreadercrashes*"Do youhave abathroom?"*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Do you sellcigarettes?""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do yousell LostMarys?"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your storeYou fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)A child istrying tobuy avapeYou have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Demandsadiscount*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Says"Bong"**Tipsyou $10or more*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  2. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  3. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  4. B-*Card reader crashes*
  5. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  6. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  7. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  8. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  9. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  10. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  11. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  12. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  13. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  14. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  15. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  16. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  17. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  18. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  19. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  20. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  21. O-*Demands a discount*
  22. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  23. B-*Says "Bong"*
  24. G-*Tips you $10 or more*