You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Do youhave abathroom?""Do yousell LostMarys?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)*Says"Bong"*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes**Tipsyou $10or more*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Demandsadiscount*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Do you sellcigarettes?"A child istrying tobuy avape"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)"Do youhave abathroom?""Do yousell LostMarys?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)*Says"Bong"*Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes**Tipsyou $10or more*Thecustomer"knows morethan you""Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Demandsadiscount*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?""Do you sellcigarettes?"A child istrying tobuy avape"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  2. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  3. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  4. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  5. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  6. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  7. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  8. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  9. B-*Says "Bong"*
  10. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  11. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  12. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  13. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  14. B-*Card reader crashes*
  15. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  16. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  17. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  18. O-*Demands a discount*
  19. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  20. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  21. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  22. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  23. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  24. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"