*Tipsyou $10or more*"Do you sellcigarettes?""Do youhave abathroom?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store*Says"Bong"**Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Demandsadiscount*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*A child istrying tobuy avape*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Cardreadercrashes*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your storeYou fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Do yousell LostMarys?"*Tipsyou $10or more*"Do you sellcigarettes?""Do youhave abathroom?"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store*Says"Bong"**Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Demandsadiscount*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"Thecustomer"knows morethan you"*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*A child istrying tobuy avape*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)*Cardreadercrashes*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your storeYou fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device"Do yousell LostMarys?"

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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G
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B
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B
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N
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G
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B
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O
8
N
9
N
10
O
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G
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I
13
I
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I
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G
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O
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B
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O
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I
20
I
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G
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B
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O
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N
  1. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  2. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  3. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  4. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  5. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  6. B-*Says "Bong"*
  7. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  8. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  9. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  10. O-*Demands a discount*
  11. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  12. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  13. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  14. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  15. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  16. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  17. B-*Card reader crashes*
  18. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  19. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  20. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  21. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  22. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  23. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  24. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"