"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)A child istrying tobuy avape*Demandsadiscount**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do youhave abathroom?"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Do yousell LostMarys?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your storeThecustomer"knows morethan you""Do you sellcigarettes?"*Tipsyou $10or more*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Says"Bong"*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Cardreadercrashes*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)*Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)A child istrying tobuy avape*Demandsadiscount**Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*"Do youhave abathroom?"*Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant*"Do yousell LostMarys?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your storeThecustomer"knows morethan you""Do you sellcigarettes?"*Tipsyou $10or more*"Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?""Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Says"Bong"*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!"You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Cardreadercrashes*"I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Keep thechange"(There isno change)

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  2. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  3. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  4. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  5. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  6. O-*Demands a discount*
  7. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*
  8. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  9. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  10. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  11. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  12. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  13. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  14. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  15. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  16. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  17. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  18. B-*Says "Bong"*
  19. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  20. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  21. B-*Card reader crashes*
  22. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  23. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  24. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)