*Cardreadercrashes*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do you sellcigarettes?"A child istrying tobuy avape"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Demandsadiscount*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)Thecustomer"knows morethan you""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Tipsyou $10or more**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Says"Bong"*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Do yousell LostMarys?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do youhave abathroom?"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner**Cardreadercrashes*"Hi, howare you?""I NEED ACOIL!""Do you sellcigarettes?"A child istrying tobuy avape"Can I returnthis (useddisposable)?"*Demandsadiscount*"I'm justlooking"(Makes a fulllap around thestore, leaves)Thecustomer"knows morethan you""I have adrug test! Ineed adetox/ fakeurine!""Do I needmy medicalcard toshop here?"*Tipsyou $10or more**Points at theshelf insteadof telling youwhat theywant**Asks aboutseveralproducts,buysnothing**Arguesabout beingID'd* (Anyreason)You fix a simpleproblem bycleaning acustomer'scrusty device*Says"Bong"*"Do youguys sellvape juice??...Oh"*Pulling/banging onlocked dooror window*"Do yousell LostMarys?"You have tokick anassholecustomer outof your store"Do youhave abathroom?"Smelly, stinky,crusty custyleaves alingering smellin your store"Keep thechange"(There isno change)*Asks for arose stem/bubble/ oilburner*

Smoke Shop Customer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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B
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O
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B
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G
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I
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G
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N
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G
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N
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O
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O
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O
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B
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I
  1. B-*Card reader crashes*
  2. O-"Hi, how are you?" "I NEED A COIL!"
  3. B-"Do you sell cigarettes?"
  4. G-A child is trying to buy a vape
  5. I-"Can I return this (used disposable)?"
  6. O-*Demands a discount*
  7. I-"I'm just looking" (Makes a full lap around the store, leaves)
  8. I-The customer "knows more than you"
  9. G-"I have a drug test! I need a detox/ fake urine!"
  10. N-"Do I need my medical card to shop here?"
  11. G-*Tips you $10 or more*
  12. N-*Points at the shelf instead of telling you what they want*
  13. O-*Asks about several products, buys nothing*
  14. O-*Argues about being ID'd* (Any reason)
  15. O-You fix a simple problem by cleaning a customer's crusty device
  16. B-*Says "Bong"*
  17. G-"Do you guys sell vape juice?? ...Oh"
  18. N-*Pulling/ banging on locked door or window*
  19. N-"Do you sell Lost Marys?"
  20. G-You have to kick an asshole customer out of your store
  21. B-"Do you have a bathroom?"
  22. B-Smelly, stinky, crusty custy leaves a lingering smell in your store
  23. I-"Keep the change" (There is no change)
  24. I-*Asks for a rose stem/ bubble/ oil burner*