Mysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsNewundergradabandonsprojectSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)ShippingtimewoesGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroom[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitStorytimewithDave!Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Oh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkinswears!Somebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseRahul istoo goodatsoftware"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedF*ckDotsSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionDSOghostsusIssue withthe poolthis weekRomeoapologizesProposingname fornewprojectAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudents"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentML/neuralnetworkjokeJoshreferencesETHZurichTruancy!Akinappearsto beasleepDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkintraveling"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomething"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Referenceto anAkin'sLawMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsNewundergradabandonsprojectSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)ShippingtimewoesGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroom[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitStorytimewithDave!Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Oh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkinswears!Somebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseRahul istoo goodatsoftware"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedF*ckDotsSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionDSOghostsusIssue withthe poolthis weekRomeoapologizesProposingname fornewprojectAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudents"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentML/neuralnetworkjokeJoshreferencesETHZurichTruancy!Akinappearsto beasleepDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingAkintraveling"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomething"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Internaldeadlineslips furtherback!Referenceto anAkin'sLaw

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  2. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  3. New undergrad abandons project
  4. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  5. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  6. Shipping time woes
  7. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  8. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  9. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  10. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  11. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  12. Storytime with Dave!
  13. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  14. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  15. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  16. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  17. Akin swears!
  18. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  19. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  20. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  21. Rahul is too good at software
  22. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  23. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  24. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  25. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  26. New project that we don't have time to do
  27. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  28. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  29. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  30. F*ck Dots
  31. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  32. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  33. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  34. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  35. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  36. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  37. DSO ghosts us
  38. Issue with the pool this week
  39. Romeo apologizes
  40. Proposing name for new project
  41. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  42. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  43. "How much money does this project have left?"
  44. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  45. ML/neural network joke
  46. Josh references ETH Zurich
  47. Truancy!
  48. Akin appears to be asleep
  49. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  50. Akin traveling
  51. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  52. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  53. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  54. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  55. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  56. Internal deadline slips further back!
  57. Reference to an Akin's Law