Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsML/neuralnetworkjokeNewundergradabandonsprojectThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)StorytimewithDave!Proposingname fornewprojectName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)F*ckDotsRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsRomeoapologizesPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressTruancy!Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomDSOghostsusAkinappearsto beasleepDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existing[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophone"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]""I knowwe're allbusy,but...""How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulShippingtimewoesSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto anAkin'sLawAkinswears!Unreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkintravelingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryJoshreferencesETHZurichTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Issue withthe poolthis weekNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsML/neuralnetworkjokeNewundergradabandonsprojectThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)StorytimewithDave!Proposingname fornewprojectName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)F*ckDotsRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsRomeoapologizesPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressTruancy!Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomDSOghostsusAkinappearsto beasleepDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existing[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophone"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]""I knowwe're allbusy,but...""How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulShippingtimewoesSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto anAkin'sLawAkinswears!Unreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkintravelingSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryJoshreferencesETHZurichTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Issue withthe poolthis weekNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPad

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  2. ML/neural network joke
  3. New undergrad abandons project
  4. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  5. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  6. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  7. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  8. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  9. Storytime with Dave!
  10. Proposing name for new project
  11. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  12. F*ck Dots
  13. Rahul is too good at software
  14. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  15. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  16. Romeo apologizes
  17. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  18. Truancy!
  19. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  20. DSO ghosts us
  21. Akin appears to be asleep
  22. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  23. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  24. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  25. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  26. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  27. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  28. "How much money does this project have left?"
  29. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  30. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  31. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  32. Shipping time woes
  33. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  34. Internal deadline slips further back!
  35. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  36. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  37. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  38. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  39. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  40. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  41. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  42. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  43. Reference to an Akin's Law
  44. Akin swears!
  45. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  46. Akin traveling
  47. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  48. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  49. Josh references ETH Zurich
  50. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  51. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  52. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  53. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  54. Issue with the pool this week
  55. New project that we don't have time to do
  56. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  57. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad