DSOghostsusReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workStorytimewithDave!RomeoapologizesSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Reference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkTruancy!Very lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadRahul istoo goodatsoftwareF*ckDotsUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitJoshreferencesETHZurich"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"NewundergradabandonsprojectInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinappearsto beasleepAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant doc"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaReferenceto anAkin'sLawPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressProposingname fornewproject[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Someoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation""""On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan Rahul"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkintravelingAkinswears!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatIssue withthe poolthis weekML/neuralnetworkjokeShippingtimewoesMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentDSOghostsusReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workStorytimewithDave!RomeoapologizesSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Reference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkTruancy!Very lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadRahul istoo goodatsoftwareF*ckDotsUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitJoshreferencesETHZurich"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"NewundergradabandonsprojectInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Akin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeAkinappearsto beasleepAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant doc"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Mention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaReferenceto anAkin'sLawPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressProposingname fornewproject[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Someoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation""""On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan Rahul"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkintravelingAkinswears!Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatIssue withthe poolthis weekML/neuralnetworkjokeShippingtimewoesMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsent

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. DSO ghosts us
  2. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  3. Storytime with Dave!
  4. Romeo apologizes
  5. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  6. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  7. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  8. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  9. Truancy!
  10. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  11. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  12. Rahul is too good at software
  13. F*ck Dots
  14. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  15. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  16. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  17. Josh references ETH Zurich
  18. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  19. New undergrad abandons project
  20. Internal deadline slips further back!
  21. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  22. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  23. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  24. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  25. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  26. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  27. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  28. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  29. Akin appears to be asleep
  30. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  31. "How much money does this project have left?"
  32. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  33. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  34. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  35. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  36. Reference to an Akin's Law
  37. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  38. Proposing name for new project
  39. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  40. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  41. New project that we don't have time to do
  42. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  43. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  44. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  45. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  46. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  47. Akin traveling
  48. Akin swears!
  49. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  50. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  51. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  52. Issue with the pool this week
  53. ML/neural network joke
  54. Shipping time woes
  55. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  56. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  57. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent