Someone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedDSOghostsusAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not donePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseStorytimewithDave!Referenceto anAkin'sLawNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doTruancy!Romeoapologizes"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeProposingname fornewprojectDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existing"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!JoshreferencesETHZurichAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workAkinswears![Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Shippingtimewoes"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Very lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsML/neuralnetworkjokeMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionIssue withthe poolthis weekF*ckDotsAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkinappearsto beasleepOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkintravelingSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""NewundergradabandonsprojectSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedDSOghostsusAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not donePassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressRahul istoo goodatsoftwareAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseStorytimewithDave!Referenceto anAkin'sLawNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doTruancy!Romeoapologizes"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Importanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeProposingname fornewprojectDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existing"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!JoshreferencesETHZurichAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workAkinswears![Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Shippingtimewoes"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Very lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsML/neuralnetworkjokeMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionIssue withthe poolthis weekF*ckDotsAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneAkinappearsto beasleepOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkintravelingSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemorySomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""NewundergradabandonsprojectSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robots

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  2. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  3. DSO ghosts us
  4. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  5. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  6. Rahul is too good at software
  7. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  8. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  9. Storytime with Dave!
  10. Reference to an Akin's Law
  11. New project that we don't have time to do
  12. Truancy!
  13. Romeo apologizes
  14. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  15. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  16. Proposing name for new project
  17. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  18. "How much money does this project have left?"
  19. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  20. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  21. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  22. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  23. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  24. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  25. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  26. Internal deadline slips further back!
  27. Josh references ETH Zurich
  28. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  29. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  30. Akin swears!
  31. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  32. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  33. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  34. Shipping time woes
  35. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  36. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  37. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  38. ML/neural network joke
  39. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  40. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  41. Issue with the pool this week
  42. F*ck Dots
  43. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  44. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  45. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  46. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  47. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  48. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  49. Akin appears to be asleep
  50. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  51. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  52. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  53. Akin traveling
  54. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  55. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  56. New undergrad abandons project
  57. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots