Reference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingIssue withthe poolthis weekAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTruancy![Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareNewundergradabandonsproject"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Dave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workShippingtimewoesJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinappearsto beasleepAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!F*ckDotsAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadProposingname fornewprojectSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkintravelingName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Someoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docRomeoapologizesRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinswears!AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemory"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."New projectthat wedon't havetime to doSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomStorytimewithDave!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionDSOghostsusThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDana"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsReferenceto anAkin'sLawAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingIssue withthe poolthis weekAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedTruancy![Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareNewundergradabandonsproject"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Dave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workShippingtimewoesJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinappearsto beasleepAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentMisattributionof work tosomebodyelseInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!F*ckDotsAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadProposingname fornewprojectSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkintravelingName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)Someoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""somebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docRomeoapologizesRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsAkinswears!AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemory"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."New projectthat wedon't havetime to doSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomStorytimewithDave!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesML/neuralnetworkjokeReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionDSOghostsusThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDana"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsReferenceto anAkin'sLawAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yet

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  2. Issue with the pool this week
  3. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  4. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  5. Truancy!
  6. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  7. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  8. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  9. Rahul is too good at software
  10. New undergrad abandons project
  11. "How much money does this project have left?"
  12. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  13. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  14. Shipping time woes
  15. Josh references ETH Zurich
  16. Akin appears to be asleep
  17. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  18. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  19. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  20. Internal deadline slips further back!
  21. F*ck Dots
  22. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  23. Proposing name for new project
  24. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  25. Akin traveling
  26. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  27. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  28. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  29. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  30. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  31. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  32. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  33. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  34. Romeo apologizes
  35. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  36. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  37. Akin swears!
  38. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  39. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  40. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  41. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  42. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  43. New project that we don't have time to do
  44. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  45. Storytime with Dave!
  46. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  47. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  48. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  49. ML/neural network joke
  50. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  51. DSO ghosts us
  52. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  53. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  54. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  55. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  56. Reference to an Akin's Law
  57. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet