Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkDSOghostsusInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Dave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)AkintravelingSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideasomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!RomeoapologizesJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkinswears!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeShippingtimewoes"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulStorytimewithDave!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentML/neuralnetworkjokeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingF*ckDotsAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitProposingname fornewproject"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneat[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Referenceto anAkin'sLawReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerNewundergradabandonsprojectSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant doc"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesAkinappearsto beasleep"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainIssue withthe poolthis weekTruancy!Akinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkDSOghostsusInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Dave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)AkintravelingSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideasomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!RomeoapologizesJoshreferencesETHZurichAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseAkinswears!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeShippingtimewoes"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulStorytimewithDave!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentML/neuralnetworkjokeNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingF*ckDotsAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitProposingname fornewproject"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Galil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneat[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Referenceto anAkin'sLawReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$Romeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerNewundergradabandonsprojectSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant doc"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesAkinappearsto beasleep"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Awkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetLabmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDanaAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainIssue withthe poolthis weekTruancy!

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  2. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  3. DSO ghosts us
  4. Internal deadline slips further back!
  5. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  6. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  7. Akin traveling
  8. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  9. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  10. Romeo apologizes
  11. Josh references ETH Zurich
  12. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  13. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  14. Akin swears!
  15. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  16. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  17. Shipping time woes
  18. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  19. Storytime with Dave!
  20. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  21. ML/neural network joke
  22. New project that we don't have time to do
  23. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  24. F*ck Dots
  25. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  26. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  27. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  28. Proposing name for new project
  29. "How much money does this project have left?"
  30. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  31. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  32. Reference to an Akin's Law
  33. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  34. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  35. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  36. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  37. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  38. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  39. New undergrad abandons project
  40. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  41. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  42. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  43. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  44. Rahul is too good at software
  45. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  46. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  47. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  48. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  49. Akin appears to be asleep
  50. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  51. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  52. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  53. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  54. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  55. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  56. Issue with the pool this week
  57. Truancy!