Issue withthe poolthis weekPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainMisattributionof work tosomebodyelse"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Proposingname fornewprojectInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)JoshreferencesETHZurichUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneReferenceto anAkin'sLawGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doDSOghostsusRahul istoo goodatsoftwareReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerShippingtimewoesMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkintravelingThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDana"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsF*ckDotsOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject idea"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Truancy!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinswears!StorytimewithDave!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinappearsto beasleepSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)NewundergradabandonsprojectAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetRomeoapologizesML/neuralnetworkjokeAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical timeIssue withthe poolthis weekPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressAkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainMisattributionof work tosomebodyelse"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Proposingname fornewprojectInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Someoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Akinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)JoshreferencesETHZurichUnreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneReferenceto anAkin'sLawGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doDSOghostsusRahul istoo goodatsoftwareReferenceto/requestfor no-costextensionReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerShippingtimewoesMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Someone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryTalks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkintravelingThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDana"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsF*ckDotsOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkAkin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject idea"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Truancy!RelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadAkinswears!StorytimewithDave!Reference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab workMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedAkinappearsto beasleepSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)NewundergradabandonsprojectAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetRomeoapologizesML/neuralnetworkjokeAkin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Issue with the pool this week
  2. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  3. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  4. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  5. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  6. Proposing name for new project
  7. Internal deadline slips further back!
  8. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  9. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  10. Josh references ETH Zurich
  11. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  12. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  13. Reference to an Akin's Law
  14. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  15. New project that we don't have time to do
  16. DSO ghosts us
  17. Rahul is too good at software
  18. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  19. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  20. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  21. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  22. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  23. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  24. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  25. Shipping time woes
  26. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  27. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  28. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  29. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  30. Akin traveling
  31. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  32. "How much money does this project have left?"
  33. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  34. F*ck Dots
  35. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  36. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  37. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  38. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  39. Truancy!
  40. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  41. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  42. Akin swears!
  43. Storytime with Dave!
  44. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  45. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  46. Akin appears to be asleep
  47. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  48. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  49. New undergrad abandons project
  50. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  51. Romeo apologizes
  52. ML/neural network joke
  53. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  54. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  55. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  56. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  57. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time