F*ckDotsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareNewundergradabandonsprojectDSOghostsusAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkintravelingReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab work"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Truancy!ShippingtimewoesImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Akin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Unreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docStorytimewithDave!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againIssue withthe poolthis weekNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaJoshreferencesETHZurichReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinappearsto beasleepReferenceto anAkin'sLawAkinswears!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionProposingname fornewproject"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressML/neuralnetworkjokeInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDana[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!RomeoapologizesF*ckDotsSomeoneworkingeven while"""onvacation"""Rahul istoo goodatsoftwareNewundergradabandonsprojectDSOghostsusAkinsneezes/blowsnose directlyintomicrophoneMention of oldlab memberwho graduatedbefore anyoneelse arrivedsomebody'shorribly sickbut stillcalled in!Labmaintenancetalk takeslonger thanprojectsRelevantundergradmysteriouslyabsentAkintravelingReference tofalling behindin lab workbecause ofclassesReference tofallingbehind inclasses bc oflab work"How muchmoney doesthis projecthave left?"Truancy!ShippingtimewoesImportanttool/manufacturingequipment brokenat critical time"I knowwe're allbusy,but..."Akin-dependent jobin critical path(rec letter,etc.) not doneName mixupfor long-timestudents(e.g.Josh=Zach)"We need to get[this project we'reall workingovertime on]done by [deadlinewe all know]"Unreasonable/weirdDSO requestAkinremembers thatJosh is astudent here(tours don'tcount)Akin ghosts onsharing/submittingimportant docStorytimewithDave!Talks aboutcleaningdive, nobodyactually doesitAkin doesn't logintomeeting/forgetsto unmute hisiPadSomebodydid an all-nighter in theshop againIssue withthe poolthis weekNew projectthat wedon't havetime to doRomeo isa stealthInca KolamarketerMysteriouscross-projectreallocationof $$$AkinmentionsNatalieleavingagainSomeone namesa random partnumber that theyabsolutely shouldnot know frommemoryDave starts asecond Teamsmeeting despiteanother Teamsmeetingalready existingSomeoneactually says"no" to aharebrainedproject ideaJoshreferencesETHZurichReference tofacilitiesbreakingsomething orrefusing to fixsomethingAkinappearsto beasleepReferenceto anAkin'sLawAkinswears!Referenceto/requestfor no-costextensionProposingname fornewproject"On god"/"Frfr"/Rahul-ismsaid bysomeone otherthan RahulAwkward pauseas we're donetalking but Akinhasn't decidedif the topic isover yetSomeone jumpsfrom the loudsqueaking fromthe ventilation inthe meetingroomOh no we'veacquiredmore2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junkGalil/electronicstalk nobodyunderstandsbut it soundsneatSomeonemissed meetingto havelife/partner/stuffthat isn't robotsVery lastminute transferofpaper/proposalto gradstudentsPassive-aggressiveshaming oflack ofprogressML/neuralnetworkjokeInternaldeadlineslips furtherback!Misattributionof work tosomebodyelseThe Aeroofficemesses up.ProbablyDana[Project] has nomoney and noformalextension butwe're doing itanyway!Romeoapologizes

SSL Lab Meeting Bingo Gen 6.1 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. F*ck Dots
  2. Someone working even while """on vacation"""
  3. Rahul is too good at software
  4. New undergrad abandons project
  5. DSO ghosts us
  6. Akin sneezes/blows nose directly into microphone
  7. Mention of old lab member who graduated before anyone else arrived
  8. somebody's horribly sick but still called in!
  9. Lab maintenance talk takes longer than projects
  10. Relevant undergrad mysteriously absent
  11. Akin traveling
  12. Reference to falling behind in lab work because of classes
  13. Reference to falling behind in classes bc of lab work
  14. "How much money does this project have left?"
  15. Truancy!
  16. Shipping time woes
  17. Important tool/manufacturing equipment broken at critical time
  18. "I know we're all busy, but..."
  19. Akin-dependent job in critical path (rec letter, etc.) not done
  20. Name mixup for long-time students (e.g. Josh=Zach)
  21. "We need to get [this project we're all working overtime on] done by [deadline we all know]"
  22. Unreasonable/weird DSO request
  23. Akin remembers that Josh is a student here (tours don't count)
  24. Akin ghosts on sharing/submitting important doc
  25. Storytime with Dave!
  26. Talks about cleaning dive, nobody actually does it
  27. Akin doesn't log into meeting/forgets to unmute his iPad
  28. Somebody did an all-nighter in the shop again
  29. Issue with the pool this week
  30. New project that we don't have time to do
  31. Romeo is a stealth Inca Kola marketer
  32. Mysterious cross-project reallocation of $$$
  33. Akin mentions Natalie leaving again
  34. Someone names a random part number that they absolutely should not know from memory
  35. Dave starts a second Teams meeting despite another Teams meeting already existing
  36. Someone actually says "no" to a harebrained project idea
  37. Josh references ETH Zurich
  38. Reference to facilities breaking something or refusing to fix something
  39. Akin appears to be asleep
  40. Reference to an Akin's Law
  41. Akin swears!
  42. Reference to/request for no-cost extension
  43. Proposing name for new project
  44. "On god"/"Fr fr"/Rahul-ism said by someone other than Rahul
  45. Awkward pause as we're done talking but Akin hasn't decided if the topic is over yet
  46. Someone jumps from the loud squeaking from the ventilation in the meeting room
  47. Oh no we've acquired more 2nd/3rd/Nth-hand junk
  48. Galil/electronics talk nobody understands but it sounds neat
  49. Someone missed meeting to have life/partner/stuff that isn't robots
  50. Very last minute transfer of paper/proposal to grad students
  51. Passive-aggressive shaming of lack of progress
  52. ML/neural network joke
  53. Internal deadline slips further back!
  54. Misattribution of work to somebody else
  55. The Aero office messes up. Probably Dana
  56. [Project] has no money and no formal extension but we're doing it anyway!
  57. Romeo apologizes