performanceof hamlet-esque maletorment"i dont care youhave worktmrw. youshould stay upto apply tomore jobs"sense ofimpendingdoomtopic: ihave nofuturefinds my artsuppliesinside mysuitcase(empty?)threat ofdisownmentmusicalis midthinksmy foodis trashtopic:secret catdramarehashsnoopsthrough myroom andnotebooks"cant iundersta-aaaaand"topic: imundervalued atmy job and yetnotundervaluedenoughcar feelstoo smallfor all 5 ofustopic: hedoesn'tlike myfriendsTheImplications30min+lecture inthe carthis incompletechore is asymbol of mygeneral failuresand strength ofcharacterlaunchesemotional fragbomb in bid tofeel connectionthrough shareddistressmorningharassment(wakes mebefore myalarm)good copbad cop/pincermovementi stay outat thelibraryafter workinitialcontacthigh lasts< 3 hourstopic:i'm alosertopic: 'lo,i'm theembodimentof slothperformanceof hamlet-esque maletorment"i dont care youhave worktmrw. youshould stay upto apply tomore jobs"sense ofimpendingdoomtopic: ihave nofuturefinds my artsuppliesinside mysuitcase(empty?)threat ofdisownmentmusicalis midthinksmy foodis trashtopic:secret catdramarehashsnoopsthrough myroom andnotebooks"cant iundersta-aaaaand"topic: imundervalued atmy job and yetnotundervaluedenoughcar feelstoo smallfor all 5 ofustopic: hedoesn'tlike myfriendsTheImplications30min+lecture inthe carthis incompletechore is asymbol of mygeneral failuresand strength ofcharacterlaunchesemotional fragbomb in bid tofeel connectionthrough shareddistressmorningharassment(wakes mebefore myalarm)good copbad cop/pincermovementi stay outat thelibraryafter workinitialcontacthigh lasts< 3 hourstopic:i'm alosertopic: 'lo,i'm theembodimentof sloth

parental visit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. performance of hamlet-esque male torment
  2. "i dont care you have work tmrw. you should stay up to apply to more jobs"
  3. sense of impending doom
  4. topic: i have no future
  5. finds my art supplies inside my suitcase
  6. (empty?) threat of disownment
  7. musical is mid
  8. thinks my food is trash
  9. topic: secret cat drama rehash
  10. snoops through my room and notebooks
  11. "cant i understa-aaaaand"
  12. topic: im undervalued at my job and yet not undervalued enough
  13. car feels too small for all 5 of us
  14. topic: he doesn't like my friends
  15. The Implications
  16. 30min+ lecture in the car
  17. this incomplete chore is a symbol of my general failures and strength of character
  18. launches emotional frag bomb in bid to feel connection through shared distress
  19. morning harassment (wakes me before my alarm)
  20. good cop bad cop/ pincer movement
  21. i stay out at the library after work
  22. initial contact high lasts < 3 hours
  23. topic: i'm a loser
  24. topic: 'lo, i'm the embodiment of sloth