Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemDon't liftthat you'repregnant!Was itplannedor asurprise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Just waittill yourfeet startswellingYou think it'shard now,wait until theterrible two'sYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?You'rereally goingto use thatname?TouchingwithoutpermissionIt's anexcuse toeat fortwo!This isthe lastone right?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsAre yougetting a csection?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantThat's justthehormonestalkingTry thisto inducelabor!Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineYou looklike you'reabout topop!Are yougoing tocircumcise?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemDon't liftthat you'repregnant!Was itplannedor asurprise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Just waittill yourfeet startswellingYou think it'shard now,wait until theterrible two'sYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?You'rereally goingto use thatname?TouchingwithoutpermissionIt's anexcuse toeat fortwo!This isthe lastone right?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsAre yougetting a csection?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantThat's justthehormonestalkingTry thisto inducelabor!Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineYou looklike you'reabout topop!Are yougoing tocircumcise?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  2. Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  3. Was it planned or a surprise?
  4. What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  5. Just wait till your feet start swelling
  6. You think it's hard now, wait until the terrible two's
  7. You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  8. Should you really be eating that?
  9. How much weight have you gained so far?
  10. You're really going to use that name?
  11. Touching without permission
  12. It's an excuse to eat for two!
  13. This is the last one right?
  14. Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  15. Are you getting a c section?
  16. Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  17. That's just the hormones talking
  18. Try this to induce labor!
  19. Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  20. You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  21. You look like you're about to pop!
  22. Are you going to circumcise?
  23. Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  24. Is your husband going to change diapers?