You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sTouchingwithoutpermissionWas itplannedor asurprise?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You'rereally goingto use thatname?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemYou knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineDon't liftthat you'repregnant!Try thisto inducelabor!Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsThat's justthehormonestalkingYou looklike you'reabout topop!Are yougoing tocircumcise?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Are yougetting a csection?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?This isthe lastone right?You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sTouchingwithoutpermissionWas itplannedor asurprise?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You'rereally goingto use thatname?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemYou knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineDon't liftthat you'repregnant!Try thisto inducelabor!Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsThat's justthehormonestalkingYou looklike you'reabout topop!Are yougoing tocircumcise?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Are yougetting a csection?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?This isthe lastone right?

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  2. B-Touching without permission
  3. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  4. B-Should you really be eating that?
  5. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  6. G-You're really going to use that name?
  7. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  8. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  9. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  10. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  11. O-Try this to induce labor!
  12. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  13. N-That's just the hormones talking
  14. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  15. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  16. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  17. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  18. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling
  19. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  20. O-Are you getting a c section?
  21. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  22. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  23. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  24. G-This is the last one right?