That's justthehormonestalkingYou looklike you'reabout topop!You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*You'rereally goingto use thatname?Was itplannedor asurprise?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemAre yougetting a csection?This isthe lastone right?Try thisto inducelabor!TouchingwithoutpermissionIt's anexcuse toeat fortwo!What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingMake sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsYou think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sAre you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantAre yougoing tocircumcise?Don't liftthat you'repregnant!How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineIs yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?That's justthehormonestalkingYou looklike you'reabout topop!You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*You'rereally goingto use thatname?Was itplannedor asurprise?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemAre yougetting a csection?This isthe lastone right?Try thisto inducelabor!TouchingwithoutpermissionIt's anexcuse toeat fortwo!What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingMake sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsYou think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sAre you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantAre yougoing tocircumcise?Don't liftthat you'repregnant!How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineIs yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-That's just the hormones talking
  2. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  3. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  4. G-You're really going to use that name?
  5. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  6. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  7. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  8. O-Are you getting a c section?
  9. G-This is the last one right?
  10. O-Try this to induce labor!
  11. B-Touching without permission
  12. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  13. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  14. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling
  15. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  16. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  17. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  18. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  19. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  20. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  21. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  22. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  23. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  24. B-Should you really be eating that?