Are yougetting a csection?Try thisto inducelabor!You looklike you'reabout topop!Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineIs yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemThis isthe lastone right?Was itplannedor asurprise?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantTouchingwithoutpermissionWhat's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?That's justthehormonestalkingYou'rereally goingto use thatname?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsAre yougoing tocircumcise?Don't liftthat you'repregnant!Are yougetting a csection?Try thisto inducelabor!You looklike you'reabout topop!Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineIs yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemThis isthe lastone right?Was itplannedor asurprise?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantTouchingwithoutpermissionWhat's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?That's justthehormonestalkingYou'rereally goingto use thatname?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsAre yougoing tocircumcise?Don't liftthat you'repregnant!

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Are you getting a c section?
  2. O-Try this to induce labor!
  3. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  4. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  5. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  6. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  7. B-Should you really be eating that?
  8. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  9. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling
  10. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  11. G-This is the last one right?
  12. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  13. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  14. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  15. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  16. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  17. B-Touching without permission
  18. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  19. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  20. N-That's just the hormones talking
  21. G-You're really going to use that name?
  22. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  23. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  24. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!