You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineYou think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sOh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsThis isthe lastone right?You'rereally goingto use thatname?Are yougoing tocircumcise?Was itplannedor asurprise?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?Try thisto inducelabor!Are yougetting a csection?TouchingwithoutpermissionStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?You looklike you'reabout topop!Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?That's justthehormonestalkingAre you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Don't liftthat you'repregnant!Just waituntil yourfeet startswellingYou knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineYou think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sOh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantYou'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsThis isthe lastone right?You'rereally goingto use thatname?Are yougoing tocircumcise?Was itplannedor asurprise?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?Try thisto inducelabor!Are yougetting a csection?TouchingwithoutpermissionStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?You looklike you'reabout topop!Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?That's justthehormonestalkingAre you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Don't liftthat you'repregnant!Just waituntil yourfeet startswelling

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  2. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  3. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  4. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  5. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  6. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  7. G-This is the last one right?
  8. G-You're really going to use that name?
  9. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  10. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  11. B-Should you really be eating that?
  12. O-Try this to induce labor!
  13. O-Are you getting a c section?
  14. B-Touching without permission
  15. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  16. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  17. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  18. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  19. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  20. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  21. N-That's just the hormones talking
  22. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  23. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  24. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling