It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Are yougetting a csection?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?You looklike you'reabout topop!Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantThis isthe lastone right?You'rereally goingto use thatname?You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sDid themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?That's justthehormonestalkingTouchingwithoutpermissionStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemDon't liftthat you'repregnant!Try thisto inducelabor!Was itplannedor asurprise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingAre yougoing tocircumcise?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Are yougetting a csection?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?You looklike you'reabout topop!Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantThis isthe lastone right?You'rereally goingto use thatname?You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sDid themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?That's justthehormonestalkingTouchingwithoutpermissionStretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemDon't liftthat you'repregnant!Try thisto inducelabor!Was itplannedor asurprise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingAre yougoing tocircumcise?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  2. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  3. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  4. O-Are you getting a c section?
  5. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  6. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  7. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  8. G-This is the last one right?
  9. G-You're really going to use that name?
  10. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  11. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  12. N-That's just the hormones talking
  13. B-Touching without permission
  14. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  15. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  16. O-Try this to induce labor!
  17. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  18. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  19. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  20. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling
  21. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  22. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  23. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  24. B-Should you really be eating that?