What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineYou looklike you'reabout topop!That's justthehormonestalkingHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingAre yougetting a csection?Try thisto inducelabor!Don't liftthat you'repregnant!You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sOh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantDid themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Are yougoing tocircumcise?You'rereally goingto use thatname?TouchingwithoutpermissionWas itplannedor asurprise?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*This isthe lastone right?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsWhat's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineYou looklike you'reabout topop!That's justthehormonestalkingHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingAre yougetting a csection?Try thisto inducelabor!Don't liftthat you'repregnant!You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sOh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantDid themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Are yougoing tocircumcise?You'rereally goingto use thatname?TouchingwithoutpermissionWas itplannedor asurprise?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*This isthe lastone right?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleeps

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  2. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  3. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  4. N-That's just the hormones talking
  5. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  6. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  7. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling
  8. O-Are you getting a c section?
  9. O-Try this to induce labor!
  10. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  11. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  12. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  13. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  14. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  15. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  16. G-You're really going to use that name?
  17. B-Touching without permission
  18. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  19. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  20. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  21. G-This is the last one right?
  22. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  23. B-Should you really be eating that?
  24. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps