This isthe lastone right?You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sYou knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineWas itplannedor asurprise?That's justthehormonestalkingTouchingwithoutpermissionDid themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?You'rereally goingto use thatname?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Try thisto inducelabor!Don't liftthat you'repregnant!Are yougoing tocircumcise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemYou looklike you'reabout topop!You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantAre yougetting a csection?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingThis isthe lastone right?You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sYou knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineWas itplannedor asurprise?That's justthehormonestalkingTouchingwithoutpermissionDid themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Are you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?You'rereally goingto use thatname?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Try thisto inducelabor!Don't liftthat you'repregnant!Are yougoing tocircumcise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemYou looklike you'reabout topop!You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*How muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantAre yougetting a csection?It's anexcuse toeat fortwo!Make sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsJust waituntil yourfeet startswelling

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-This is the last one right?
  2. G-You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  3. I-You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  4. N-Was it planned or a surprise?
  5. N-That's just the hormones talking
  6. B-Touching without permission
  7. B-Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  8. G-Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  9. B-Should you really be eating that?
  10. G-You're really going to use that name?
  11. I-Is your husband going to change diapers?
  12. O-Try this to induce labor!
  13. B-Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  14. N-Are you going to circumcise?
  15. O-What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  16. O-Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  17. B-You look like you're about to pop!
  18. N-You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  19. O-How much weight have you gained so far?
  20. I-Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  21. O-Are you getting a c section?
  22. G-It's an excuse to eat for two!
  23. I-Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps
  24. I-Just wait until your feet start swelling