Don't liftthat you'repregnant!You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sAre you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingTry thisto inducelabor!Was itplannedor asurprise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Are yougetting a csection?This isthe lastone right?You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*TouchingwithoutpermissionIt's anexcuse toeat fortwo!That's justthehormonestalkingHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantYou'rereally goingto use thatname?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Are yougoing tocircumcise?You looklike you'reabout topop!You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineMake sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleepsDon't liftthat you'repregnant!You think it'shard nowwait until theterrible two'sAre you sureyou aren'thavingtwins?Did themarriage causethe baby or theother wayaround?Stretchmarks aregenetic youcan't avoidthemJust waituntil yourfeet startswellingTry thisto inducelabor!Was itplannedor asurprise?What's theweirdestthing you'vecarved sofar?Are yougetting a csection?This isthe lastone right?You'recarrying lowit must be*insertgender*TouchingwithoutpermissionIt's anexcuse toeat fortwo!That's justthehormonestalkingHow muchweight haveyou gainedso far?Shouldyou reallybe eatingthat?Oh I betyou're eatingthat becauseyou'repregnantYou'rereally goingto use thatname?Is yourhusbandgoing tochangediapers?Are yougoing tocircumcise?You looklike you'reabout topop!You knowyou're notsupposed tohavecaffeineMake sureto sleepwhen thebaby sleeps

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't lift that you're pregnant!
  2. You think it's hard now wait until the terrible two's
  3. Are you sure you aren't having twins?
  4. Did the marriage cause the baby or the other way around?
  5. Stretch marks are genetic you can't avoid them
  6. Just wait until your feet start swelling
  7. Try this to induce labor!
  8. Was it planned or a surprise?
  9. What's the weirdest thing you've carved so far?
  10. Are you getting a c section?
  11. This is the last one right?
  12. You're carrying low it must be *insert gender*
  13. Touching without permission
  14. It's an excuse to eat for two!
  15. That's just the hormones talking
  16. How much weight have you gained so far?
  17. Should you really be eating that?
  18. Oh I bet you're eating that because you're pregnant
  19. You're really going to use that name?
  20. Is your husband going to change diapers?
  21. Are you going to circumcise?
  22. You look like you're about to pop!
  23. You know you're not supposed to have caffeine
  24. Make sure to sleep when the baby sleeps