"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Do youhavehomework?""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""You dothis everytime.""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"Can youtake careof this?"*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you".*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing**insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"BecauseI saidso.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse."NarcissisticMom"You dothis everyyear.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Do youhavehomework?""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""You dothis everytime.""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"Can youtake careof this?"*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you".*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing**insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"BecauseI saidso.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse."NarcissisticMom"You dothis everyyear.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  2. "Do you have homework?"
  3. "You haven't done anything today."
  4. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  5. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  6. "You do this every time."
  7. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  8. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  9. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  10. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  11. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  12. "Can you take care of this?"
  13. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  14. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  15. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  16. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  17. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  18. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  19. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  20. "Because I said so."
  21. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
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  23. "You do this every year."
  24. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  25. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*