"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Can youtake careof this?""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Do youhavehomework?"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"You dothis everyyear.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"BecauseI saidso.""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)NarcissisticMom"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing**compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"You dothis everytime.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse."*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Can youtake careof this?""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Do youhavehomework?"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"You dothis everyyear.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"BecauseI saidso.""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)NarcissisticMom"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing**compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"You dothis everytime.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse."*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  2. "Can you take care of this?"
  3. "You haven't done anything today."
  4. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  5. "Do you have homework?"
  6. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  7. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  8. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  9. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  10. "You do this every year."
  11. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  12. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  13. "Because I said so."
  14. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  15. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  16. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  17. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  18. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  19. Narcissistic Mom
  20. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  21. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  22. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  23. "You do this every time."
  24. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  25. *insert narcissistic comment here*