"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"BecauseI saidso."*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"Do youhavehomework?""You dothis everyyear.""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""You dothis everytime."*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!"NarcissisticMom"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Can youtake careof this?""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"BecauseI saidso."*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"Do youhavehomework?""You dothis everyyear.""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""You dothis everytime."*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!"NarcissisticMom"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Can youtake careof this?""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  2. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  3. "Because I said so."
  4. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  5. "Do you have homework?"
  6. "You do this every year."
  7. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  8. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  9. "You haven't done anything today."
  10. "You do this every time."
  11. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  12. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  13. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  14. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  15. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  16. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  17. Narcissistic Mom
  18. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  19. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  20. "Can you take care of this?"
  21. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  22. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  23. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  24. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  25. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*