"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Can youtake careof this?"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Do youhavehomework?""You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!"NarcissisticMom*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"BecauseI saidso.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""You dothis everyyear."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You dothis everytime.""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Can youtake careof this?"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Do youhavehomework?""You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!"NarcissisticMom*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"BecauseI saidso.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""You dothis everyyear."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You dothis everytime.""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday."

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  2. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  3. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  4. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  5. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  6. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  7. "Can you take care of this?"
  8. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  9. "Do you have homework?"
  10. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  11. Narcissistic Mom
  12. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  13. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  14. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  15. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  16. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  17. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  18. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  19. "Because I said so."
  20. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  21. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  22. "You do this every year."
  23. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  24. "You do this every time."
  25. "You haven't done anything today."