"If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""BecauseI saidso.""You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMomWhenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Can youtake careof this?""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"You dothis everyyear.""Do youhavehomework?""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You dothis everytime.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""BecauseI saidso.""You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMomWhenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Can youtake careof this?""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"You dothis everyyear.""Do youhavehomework?""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You dothis everytime."

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  2. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  3. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  4. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  5. "Because I said so."
  6. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  7. Narcissistic Mom
  8. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  9. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  10. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  11. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  12. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  13. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  14. "Can you take care of this?"
  15. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  16. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  17. "You do this every year."
  18. "Do you have homework?"
  19. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  20. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  21. "You haven't done anything today."
  22. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  23. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  24. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  25. "You do this every time."