"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMom"Can youtake careof this?""You dothis everytime.""Do youhavehomework?""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"You dothis everyyear.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*"*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"BecauseI saidso.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMom"Can youtake careof this?""You dothis everytime.""Do youhavehomework?""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"You dothis everyyear.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*"*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"BecauseI saidso.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you".

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  2. Narcissistic Mom
  3. "Can you take care of this?"
  4. "You do this every time."
  5. "Do you have homework?"
  6. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  7. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  8. "You do this every year."
  9. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  10. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  11. "You haven't done anything today."
  12. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  13. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  14. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  15. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  16. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  17. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  18. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  19. "Because I said so."
  20. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  21. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  22. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  23. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  24. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  25. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".