"Do youhavehomework?"*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMom"BecauseI saidso."Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you".*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"Can youtake careof this?""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""You dothis everyyear.""You dothis everytime.""Do youhavehomework?"*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day."*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMom"BecauseI saidso."Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you".*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"Can youtake careof this?""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""You dothis everyyear.""You dothis everytime."

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Do you have homework?"
  2. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  3. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  4. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  5. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  6. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  7. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  8. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  9. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  10. "You haven't done anything today."
  11. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  12. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  13. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  14. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  15. Narcissistic Mom
  16. "Because I said so."
  17. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  18. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  19. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  20. "Can you take care of this?"
  21. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  22. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  23. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  24. "You do this every year."
  25. "You do this every time."