"Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"BecauseI saidso."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""You dothis everyyear.""Do youhavehomework?""You dothis everytime.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are."NarcissisticMom"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Can youtake careof this?""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse."*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"BecauseI saidso."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!"Whenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""You dothis everyyear.""Do youhavehomework?""You dothis everytime.""Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are."NarcissisticMom"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)"Can youtake careof this?""I've beencleaningthis wholehouse."*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!"

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  2. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  3. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  4. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  5. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  6. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  7. "Because I said so."
  8. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  9. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  10. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  11. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  12. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  13. "You haven't done anything today."
  14. "You do this every year."
  15. "Do you have homework?"
  16. "You do this every time."
  17. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  18. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  19. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
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  21. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  22. "Can you take care of this?"
  23. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  24. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  25. "You've been on electronics all day!"