"You dothis everyyear.""Can youtake careof this?"*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"You dothis everytime.""BecauseI saidso.""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are."NarcissisticMom*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriendsWhenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Do youhavehomework?""You dothis everyyear.""Can youtake careof this?"*insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem*"Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"You dothis everytime.""BecauseI saidso.""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself."*insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing*"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are."NarcissisticMom*insertnarcissisticcommenthere*"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriendsWhenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Do youhavehomework?"

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You do this every year."
  2. "Can you take care of this?"
  3. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  4. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  5. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  6. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"
  7. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  8. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  9. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  10. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  11. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  12. "You do this every time."
  13. "Because I said so."
  14. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  15. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  16. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  17. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  18. Narcissistic Mom
  19. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  20. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  21. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  22. "You haven't done anything today."
  23. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  24. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  25. "Do you have homework?"