"Do youhavehomework?""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Can youtake careof this?""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""BecauseI saidso.""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""You dothis everytime.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"You dothis everyyear."*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem**insertnarcissisticcommenthere**insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing**insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMomWhenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*""Do youhavehomework?""Go get changed,you look like youjust got out of bed."(you actually did getchanged, but its justnot a suit and tiekind of clothes)"You'vebeen onelectronicsall day!""Can youtake careof this?""Mmmmhmmmmsuuure youhave/are.""BecauseI saidso.""All you dois sit aroundthe houseall day.""Go outside,dosomethingwithyourself.""If I let you be lazy,you'd be lazy everysingle day." (No Iwouldn't, if you let mebe an adult and dowhat I wished then I'dbe outta the house rnhanging with myfriends"I said both ofyou, not justyou." (Clearlylooking at justme)"I alwayshave toclean upafter youguys!""You dothis everytime.""Can you takecare of/throw thisaway?" (It's herstuff and she caneasily take care ofit. Does she? No)"You haven'tdoneanythingtoday.""Who'strash/cup/tissue isthis?" (It's actuallyhers but she justdoesn't want totake care of it)"You dothis everyyear."*compares youto literallyanyone elsesaying that youshould be likethem**insertnarcissisticcommenthere**insert somethingthat she blames onme even though Ishouldn't be to blamefor it at all, but shebelieves that I amalways at fault forevery little thing**insert accusationfrom Mom aboutdrugs orsomething bad assoon as you gethome*"I've beencleaningthis wholehouse.""You'regoing to belate!" (noI'm not)NarcissisticMomWhenevershe says"we" but sheactuallymeans "you"."Hey can you*insert list ofchores that shewants us to dowhen we get backfrom 8 hours ofschool*"

Narcissistic Mom - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Do you have homework?"
  2. "Go get changed, you look like you just got out of bed." (you actually did get changed, but its just not a suit and tie kind of clothes)
  3. "You've been on electronics all day!"
  4. "Can you take care of this?"
  5. "Mmmmhmmmm suuure you have/are."
  6. "Because I said so."
  7. "All you do is sit around the house all day."
  8. "Go outside, do something with yourself."
  9. "If I let you be lazy, you'd be lazy every single day." (No I wouldn't, if you let me be an adult and do what I wished then I'd be outta the house rn hanging with my friends
  10. "I said both of you, not just you." (Clearly looking at just me)
  11. "I always have to clean up after you guys!"
  12. "You do this every time."
  13. "Can you take care of/throw this away?" (It's her stuff and she can easily take care of it. Does she? No)
  14. "You haven't done anything today."
  15. "Who's trash/cup/tissue is this?" (It's actually hers but she just doesn't want to take care of it)
  16. "You do this every year."
  17. *compares you to literally anyone else saying that you should be like them*
  18. *insert narcissistic comment here*
  19. *insert something that she blames on me even though I shouldn't be to blame for it at all, but she believes that I am always at fault for every little thing*
  20. *insert accusation from Mom about drugs or something bad as soon as you get home*
  21. "I've been cleaning this whole house."
  22. "You're going to be late!" (no I'm not)
  23. Narcissistic Mom
  24. Whenever she says "we" but she actually means "you".
  25. "Hey can you *insert list of chores that she wants us to do when we get back from 8 hours of school*"