"thisincident hasdistressedme""what Imeantwas"vagueness"sorryif...""in nowayintended""I didn'tinvent theculture""I ampaying theprice"referenceto thevulture-like mediawhinewhinewhine"my blackand/or ladyfriend wasnot upset""this isnot thereal me""my heartgoes outto""referenceto politicalenemies"I regretwhathappened""I wastired""takenout ofcontext""myhumor isedgy"use ofpassivevoice"censorship""it wasnot myintent""sorry youmisunderstood""it isunfortunate"avoidanceof firstpersonsingular"there's alot goingon in mylife""thisincident hasdistressedme""what Imeantwas"vagueness"sorryif...""in nowayintended""I didn'tinvent theculture""I ampaying theprice"referenceto thevulture-like mediawhinewhinewhine"my blackand/or ladyfriend wasnot upset""this isnot thereal me""my heartgoes outto""referenceto politicalenemies"I regretwhathappened""I wastired""takenout ofcontext""myhumor isedgy"use ofpassivevoice"censorship""it wasnot myintent""sorry youmisunderstood""it isunfortunate"avoidanceof firstpersonsingular"there's alot goingon in mylife"

BAD APOLOGY BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "this incident has distressed me"
  2. "what I meant was"
  3. vagueness
  4. "sorry if..."
  5. "in no way intended"
  6. "I didn't invent the culture"
  7. "I am paying the price"
  8. reference to the vulture-like media
  9. whine whine whine
  10. "my black and/or lady friend was not upset"
  11. "this is not the real me"
  12. "my heart goes out to"
  13. "reference to political enemies
  14. "I regret what happened"
  15. "I was tired"
  16. "taken out of context"
  17. "my humor is edgy"
  18. use of passive voice
  19. "censorship"
  20. "it was not my intent"
  21. "sorry you misunderstood"
  22. "it is unfortunate"
  23. avoidance of first person singular
  24. "there's a lot going on in my life"