BAD APOLOGY BINGO! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "sorry if"
2. "my humor is edgy"
3. "it is unfortunate"
4. "it distresses me that"
5. "it was not my intent"
6. "I was exhausted"
7. reference to political enemies
8. "misconstrued"
9. "sorry you misunderstood"
10. CENSORSHIP!
11. "I am paying the price"
12. "let us move forward"
13. "obviously"
14. "I regret what happened"
15. "my black/lady/gay friend wasn't upset"
16. avoidance of first-person singular
17. "this is not who I am"
18. "mistakes were made"
19. "there is a lot going on in my life"
20. VAGUENESS!
21. "my heart goes out to"
22. "those closest to me know"
23. "what I meant was"
24. whine whine whine